Hoax -- Roethlisberger Doesn't Break Legs In Car Accident, But Probably Still Rapes

[Frazod]

HOAX HOAX NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Saw this linked on Facebook

http://ben.roethlisberger.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/football_car_crash.php?location=Pennsylvania

PRO FOOTBALL NEWS:
Ben Roethlisberger Breaks Both Legs In Car Accident


THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

Pennsylvania April 6, 2013 30 minutes ago...
A spokesperson for the Pennsylvania highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that Ben Roethlisberger has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Pennsylvania hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources.

The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by Ben Roethlisberger and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by Ben Roethlisberger at a high rate of speed.

Team spokespersons could not be reached for comment at this time.

[penbrook]

Probably fake.

[CaliforniaChief]

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articles/5630/20130403/ben-roethlisberger-car-accident-internet-hoax-claims-steelers-quarterback-breaks.htm

[Bootlegged]

Yeah. That is a hoax from a couple days ago.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Trade them Alex Smith RIGTH FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!

[Stewie]

Did he have surprise sex with her?

[CaliforniaChief]

Amazing that it happened in Denver 2 days ago and today in PA. He really is a tough MF'er.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Three day old hoax:

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articles/5630/20130403/ben-roethlisberger-car-accident-internet-hoax-claims-steelers-quarterback-breaks.htm

[Frazod]

Probably fake.

I will say I haven't heard of this news agency before. But it's not like I scour the internet looking for them, either.

[jjchieffan]

I googled it. It's a hoax

[Frazod]

Sorry, guys. Like I said, saw it on Facebook. :banghead:

[ClevelandBronco]

Damn. Now you owe it to us to go break his legs, Frazod.

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL

[patteeu]

Sorry, guys. Like I said, saw it on Facebook. :banghead:

I've got your back if they try to ban you for this, buddy! I'll fight tirelessly to make the moderators' lives hell as long as you're gone. See you when you get back.

[-King-]

Yeah. That is a hoax from a couple days ago.

Three day old hoax:

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articles/5630/20130403/ben-roethlisberger-car-accident-internet-hoax-claims-steelers-quarterback-breaks.htm

Not days. Try years.

[penbrook]

Hali and Houston love breaking Roethlisbergers bones.

[Frazod]

I've got your back if they try to ban you for this, buddy! I'll fight tirelessly to make the moderators' lives hell as long as you're gone. See you when you get back.

Not worried, but thanks for you vote of support, douche. nlm

[Frazod]

I have asked Bearcat to properly identify this as bullshit.

[bevischief]

Happy 2 wheeler.

[Bowser]

Print em

[Bearcat]

I have asked Bearcat to properly identify this as bullshit.

That should do it.

[Stewie]

Meh. It's categorized as MIZZOU breaking news. No wins, no fans with brains.

[Frazod]

That should do it.

Thanks.

[Bowser]

That should do it.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/2009/04/24/jimmyspin.gif

[Frazod]

BTW, it was LiveSteam that posted the goddamn thing on Facebook.

So blame him. :mad:

[Consistent1]

Happy 2 wheeler.

It's true, Ruthlessburger is only involved in bike accidents. Pretty obvious.

[BlackHelicopters]

What is Ben doing in a BMW? Don't football players buy Bentleys and rent a house?

[Cephalic Trauma]

Misleading thread title. It should read "OP can't keep himself from being a dumbshit"

[Dartgod]

BREAKING NEWS!!

http://frazod.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/football_car_crash.php?location=Pennsylvania