Man buys dogs that turn out to be rodents

[dmahurin]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html

Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs
By JAMES NYE
PUBLISHED: 08:44 EST, 7 April 2013 | UPDATED: 03:34 EST, 8 April 2013
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Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.

One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for their vaccinations.

Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.

[Sorter]

Argentines. Yuck

[siberian khatru]

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cat_found-500x656.jpg

[carlos3652]

Argentines. Yuck

FU :evil:

[Sorter]

FU :evil:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29900000/Brazilian-Flag-brazil-29981676-500-281.gif?1365526950423

[RedDread]

Dude, wouldn't it be cheaper to just breed poodles than to use steroids on a rodent?

[Frazod]

Kind of just punishment for wanting a fucking poodle in the first place. LMAO

[Lzen]

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cat_found-500x656.jpg

ROFL

[In58men]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/10/mytypade.jpg

[Fish]

Someting wong. No taste right.

[frankotank]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/10/mytypade.jpg

come on. seriously. how dumb is this guy? I mean....just LOOK at that thing.

[carlos3652]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29900000/Brazilian-Flag-brazil-29981676-500-281.gif?1365526950423

'Brazilian rat' :P

[BossChief]

ROFL.

I kinda want one of those.

[Frosty]

Ferrets aren't rodents.

[mikey23545]

Ferrets aren't rodents.

Well, I don't know about that, but I know they aren't poodles.


Wait, are poodles rodents?

[Imon Yourside]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/10/mytypade.jpg

Seems legit...

[King_Chief_Fan]

Ferrets aren't rodents.

and they aren't dogs either.....but hey

[Frosty]

Well, I don't know about that, but I know they aren't poodles.


Wait, are poodles rodents?

Poodles might be rodents. I'm sure Chihuahuas are, though, as they sure aren't dogs.

I'm disappointed in the article. When I opened it, I was hoping that someone was dumb enough to buy Guinea pigs or capybaras thinking they were dogs.

The article should be titled "Man buys dogs that turn out to be weasels". Shoddy reporting.

[Frosty]

and they aren't dogs either.....but hey

No shit. :rolleyes:

[Sorter]

'Brazilian rat' :P

:)

[CrazyPhuD]

Dude, wouldn't it be cheaper to just breed poodles than to use steroids on a rodent?

Have you ever tried to have sex with a poodle???? Those little fuckers are mean! They bite. Ferrets just lay there! Or so I've been told!

[KC native]

Poodles might be rodents. I'm sure Chihuahuas are, though, as they sure aren't dogs.

I'm disappointed in the article. When I opened it, I was hoping that someone was dumb enough to buy Guinea pigs or capybaras thinking they were dogs.

The article should be titled "Man buys dogs that turn out to be weasels". Shoddy reporting.

Argentines eat guinea pigs. Seriously.

[Sorter]

Argentines eat guinea pigs. Seriously.

This.


Dirty motherfuckers. LMAO

[mikey23545]

At least he wasn't selling chupacabras.

[dmahurin]

At least he wasn't selling chupacabras.

Just dye the fur and he could.

[carlos3652]

Argentines eat guinea pigs. Seriously.

:cuss: its not part of our healthy diet - plus im sure people here in the states do too..

[carlos3652]

This.


Dirty mother****ers. LMAO

:p Hey now - we are no longer considered illegals in the states... we will bring our culture here...

[KC native]

:cuss: its not part of our healthy diet - plus im sure people here in the states do too..

I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone who has eaten guinea pig. I bet if we polled it that most of cp would agree.

[KC native]

:cuss: its not part of our healthy diet - plus im sure people here in the states do too..

That being said. I worked with a redneck fucker that had eaten possum and squirrels.

[Sorter]

That being said. I worked with a redneck fucker that had eaten possum and squirrels.

When did you hang out with Allen Bailey?

[KC native]

When did you hang out with Allen Bailey?

COUNTRY STRONG ROFL

[Frosty]

I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone who has eaten guinea pig. I bet if we polled it that most of cp would agree.

In case you're curious...

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The comments are hilarious. It's no different than eating rabbit.

Edit: I haven't met this person. I was on a forum a while back with a lady that ate a guinea pig but I couldn't find her pictures so went with a random video instead. :)

[alnorth]

That being said. I worked with a redneck ****er that had eaten possum and squirrels.

I've had squirrel before.

It was a long time ago though, and my goofy redneck dad cooked a bunch of them for dinner.

[DJ's left nut]

In case you're curious...

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The comments are hilarious. It's no different than eating rabbit.

Would do, especially after the tongue went to work.

And she appears to be fond of trolling sensitive animal folks, so she has that going for her as well.

[R8RFAN]

Kind of just punishment for wanting a ****ing poodle in the first place. LMAO

Uncle Si has one with huge nads

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

I think canadian bacon come from guinea pig.

[MeatRock]

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cat_found-500x656.jpg

:LOL:

[Demonpenz]

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cat_found-500x656.jpg

that is a possum

[seclark]

that is o possum
the wife said to fyp.
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[CrazyPhuD]

That being said. I worked with a redneck fucker that had eaten possum and squirrels.

Well too be honest the level of redneckness here depends upon HOW he ate the game. Hey I've known people that pretty much eat anything they kill, which is more respectful to the environment if you hunt.

Now the redneck on a whole different level is the one that eats the possum/squirrel straight from the highway..... :Lin:

[stevieray]

I bet they were stolen.... takes some nerve to sell hot dogs.



groooooooooannnnn.