Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?

[houstonwhodat]

Is it football season yet?

They have been talking about this on the radio today.

"A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying."

http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-man-requires-emergency-surgery-after-the-swamp-eel-he-stuck-up-his-butt-gnaws-through-his-colon

http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael-berry-journal-206418/weird-chinese-man-sticks-live-eel-11173075/

http://globalgrind.com/news/china-man-hospitalized-getting-live-eel-butt-graphic-photos


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[WhitiE]

Ouch

[Dayze]

I think it's safe to say we've all been there

[Al Bundy]

Isn't that what Scott Pioli did to the Chiefs?

[houstonwhodat]

Isn't that what Scott ***** did to the Chiefs?

I thought Pioli used a gerbel not an eel?

[Al Bundy]

I thought ***** used a gerbel not an eel?

Scott was the Eel, the Chiefs were this mans innards.

[WhitiE]

I think it's safe to say we've all been there

LMAO

[threebag]

Should have put a muzzle on that fucker

[Hammock Parties]

it's always a danger, but there are risks you have to take

[plbrdude]

I think it's safe to say we've all been there

i think not

[Canofbier]

Snakes look slimy but aren't; this man knew that and found an eel instead. Good for him.

[Demonpenz]

probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

[Bowser]

Had an ex like that once.

[gblowfish]

Somewhere, Richard Gere is bookmarking this story...

[Simply Red]

PN

[CrazyPhuD]

Sounds like he came from a well-eeled family.

[houstonwhodat]

That eel is a pain in the butt.

[CrazyPhuD]

BTW did they find out if the eel went ATM?

[RedDread]

Rectum, damn near colon!

[MeatRock]

He got his asshole ate out fer real. ROFL

[CrazyPhuD]

I wonder if people will start calling it 'eeling' now instead of prairie dogging.

[TinyEvel]

How did this Chinese man get to Florida?

[CrazyPhuD]

How did this Chinese man get to Florida?

Through Key West?

[philfree]

If you knew sushi like he new sushi!

[Holladay]

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funny as hell....not a eel thou


old classic

[Jimmya]

Holy sh**

[bevischief]

:bolt:

[KChiefer]

Mányú can't make this stuff up!

[BlackHelicopters]

Who hasn't experimented with eels, and various other small aquatic creatures? Show of hands?

[Goldmember]

Maybe they can train eels to eat hemorrhoids

[WhiteWhale]

Ugh. I once read a story (again, chinese people) where 2 guys, as a prank, stuck a live eel up a passed out drunken friend's ass.

It chewed through his large intestines and he did not survive.

[Radar Chief]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cTrOb8zyrZk

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funny as hell....not a eel thou


old classic

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[KChiefer]

Coming soon to a Panda Express near you...

http://s12.postimg.org/xgo08perx/Shanghai_Angus_Steak_Panda_Express_3.jpg

[J Diddy]

So, uh, what happened to the eel?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

EEL abuse !

[beach tribe]

Should have put a muzzle on that ****er

Yeah.
THAT'S what he should have done.ROFL

[beach tribe]

probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

I bet he wishes that eel would have sputtered out.

[Dave Lane]

Q and really old Q

[gblowfish]

It's probably hard for a chinese dude to yell "ARMAGEDDON!!"

[LiveSteam]

I think it's safe to say we've all been there

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[Rausch]

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

I've been so toxic drunk I puked for 1/2 an hour and took the paint off a brand new car (sorry Fatzod.)

I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea.

Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...

[KChiefer]

probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

Rep on the Eels reference! Love these songs:

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[houstonwhodat]

I've been so toxic drunk I puked for 1/2 an hour and took the paint off a brand new car (sorry Fatzod.)

I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea.

Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...

What the hell were you drinking Drano?

[Rausch]

What the hell were you drinking Drano?

Pretty much everything...

[bevischief]

What the hell was he drinking? So I can avoid it.

[Dayze]

gotta be painful. he'll definitely eel that one in the morning.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Lemmy Winks in eel form

[Rausch]

What the hell was he drinking? So I can avoid it.

Uh huh...

:spock: