Top 5 reasons you should vote for me for DOTY

[In58men]

1. Rape is awesome

2. Pioli should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a fucking lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

[lcarus]

And you started a cigar thread a while back. :)

[Sorter]

I'm surprised that losing n00b of the year wasn't one of the reasons listed.

[Molitoth]

You have Pennywise as an avatar which ranks as pretty damn awesome.

There are much bigger douches around here.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You gotta fat face and a crooked middle finger.

You should hate yourself.

[In58men]

I'm surprised that losing n00b of the year wasn't one of the reasons listed.

I will fucking cut you

[In58men]

You gotta fat face and a crooked middle finger.

You should hate yourself.

I put that finger in your mom.


Choose wisely bitch

[Sorter]

I will fucking cut you

If it's a paper cut, so help me God, I will be ultra-pissed.


That shit hurts.

[hometeam]

you should know begging for win = loss.

[In58men]

you should know begging for win = loss.

If you didn't beg you wouldn't be married bitch

[lcarus]

If it's a paper cut, so help me God, I will be ultra-pissed.


That shit hurts.

I wanna take boxxy babe out for a steak dinner, bring her back to my apartment, put some Barry Manilow on, light some flower scented candles, and RAPE HER.

[In58men]

If it's a paper cut, so help me God, I will be ultra-pissed.


That shit hurts.

It'll be I between your fingers you fuck

[Cephalic Trauma]

You look like the michelin man's handicapped brother.

[Titty Meat]

This thread sucks

[TribalElder]

Back up skills when driving should help your cause

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You look like the michelin man's handicapped brother.

ROFL

[In58men]

Back up skills when driving should help your cause

Where do you live bro?

[In58men]

ROFL

Wanna compare spouses? Alright then shut up.

[ChiTown]

Well there is that, and you are actually a gigantic douchebag. Hope that helps.....

[TribalElder]

Where do you live bro?

Missouri, I recall your worst day thread where the safety guy got sent to Houston .


lol, just sayin

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Wanna compare spouses? Alright then shut up.

You look like Fred Durst's retarded doppelganger.

[ChiTown]

You look like Fred Durst's retarded doppelganger.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Frazod]

Trying too hard. NO VOTES FOR YOU!!!!!!! :harumph:

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You're a loser...

...not a douchebag.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You probably wear Jncos.

[Ceej]

You probably wear Jncos.

ROFL

[Cephalic Trauma]

Keep typing because even your fat little digits need to lose weight.

[Bugeater]

You've got some serious douche game going, but I just don't see you out-douching Hootie or Wickedson.

[KurtCobain]

I'm a way bigger douche than this guy.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/15/2e8y7yra.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/15/apava6yg.jpg

Doesn't get much douchier than me.

[In58men]

You've got some serious douche game going, but I just don't see you out-douching Hootie or Wickedson.

True lol.



I might give up hahah

[Bugeater]

OMG what a douche.

[In58men]

I'm a way bigger douche than this guy.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/15/2e8y7yra.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/15/apava6yg.jpg

Doesn't get much douchier than me.

Yeah................too much competition for me

[Bugeater]

We gotta talk Joey. I've failed you somehow.

[Hootie]

I love these deflection threads.

"I'm going to pretend I want a bunch of votes for a contest when in reality I just want everyone to like me but I'm going to pretend otherwise because I'm edgy."

[Frazod]

I love these deflection threads.

"I'm going to pretend I want a bunch of votes for a contest when in reality I just want everyone to like me but I'm going to pretend otherwise because I'm edgy."

Feeling threatened there, little fella?

[Cephalic Trauma]

I love these deflection threads.

"I'm going to pretend I want a bunch of votes for a contest when in reality I just want everyone to like me but I'm going to pretend otherwise because I'm edgy."

Somebody feels threatened by the new douche on the block.

[lcarus]

I love these deflection threads.

"I'm going to pretend I want a bunch of votes for a contest when in reality I just want everyone to like me but I'm going to pretend otherwise because I'm edgy."

You really know how to get the douche flyin don't you? God knows what douche war this is gonna start. When you enter a thread it becomes a post World Series locker room celebration, except bottles of Massengil instead of champagne.

[Cephalic Trauma]

MY FUCKING NIGHTMARE OH LAWD

[Hootie]

I don't know what I'd do if I don't win.

[In58men]

Feeling threatened there, little fella?

He's feeling left out.


Expect him to go off track and diss lumpy somehow

[Hootie]

He's feeling left out.


Expect him to go off track and diss lumpy somehow

?

You're uninformed.

I don't say anything about that user until she goes out of her way to bring me up. I think she may have a crush.

[In58men]

?

You're uninformed.

I don't say anything about that user until she goes out of her way to bring me up. I think she may have a crush.

Bro, you know damn well you sit by your computer waiting for her pop off.

[Hootie]

Bro, you know damn well you sit by your computer waiting for her pop off.

Nah.

I like discussion with people who can stimulate me intellectually.

Ones that are so easy to own aren't nearly as fun.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I don't know what I'd do if I don't win.

That's a lie.

Does having sex with an non-consenting female ring a bell?

[Hootie]

That's a lie.

Does having sex with an non-consenting female ring a bell?

well I'll do that win or lose

[In58men]

Nah.

I like discussion with people who can stimulate me intellectually.

Ones that are so easy to own aren't nearly as fun.

You have an infactuation with her, we all can see it. Don't kid yourself.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Nah.

I like discussion with people who can stimulate me intellectually.

Ones that are so easy to own aren't nearly as fun.

ROFL
All kidding aside, you're a waiter. Far from an intellectual, dude.

[Hootie]

You have an infactuation with her, we all can see it. Don't kid yourself.

I'm so infactuated.

[KurtCobain]

Nobody can deny hootie douche of the universe.

[lcarus]

Ok there's one way to settle this you two. Name the douchiest thing you've ever done. (besides each others moms). Go.

[KurtCobain]

We gotta talk Joey. I've failed you somehow.

Nah, I think you'd be proud.

[Hootie]

ROFL
All kidding aside, you're a waiter. Far from an intellectual, dude.

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

[Hootie]

Ok there's one way to settle this you two. Name the douchiest thing you've ever done. (besides each others moms). Go.

opened a car door for a pretty girl back in high school

chivalry

super douchey

now I just give them $7 cab fare and boot them out the door; way less douchey

[Cephalic Trauma]

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

This post should win you DOTY. I hope this is just an internet persona, but it seems all too natural to you.

[lewdog]

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

[In58men]

I'm so infactuated.

I'm not the only one who thinks this.

[Hootie]

This post should win you DOTY. I hope this is just an internet persona, but it seems all too natural to you.

I'm sorry that I like drinking and I like 20 year old girls.

[Hootie]

I'm not the only one who thinks this.

you probably are since infactuated isn't a word

[Cephalic Trauma]

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

Service industry, money, booze, girls, no education.

He gets drunk and satisfies fat women in exchange for cash.

It's a good gig if you can tolerate it.

[Hootie]

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

I collect luggage carts at JFK International and return them for a $0.50 deposit. Adds up; gets you plenty of meals at BK.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I'm sorry that I like drinking and I like 20 year old girls.

I do as well. I just don't post about it.

That post was drenched in douche.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I think he's attempting a reverse psychological ploy.

[Hootie]

Service industry, money, booze, girls, no education.

He gets drunk and satisfies fat women in exchange for cash.

It's a good gig if you can tolerate it.

fortunately my resume was good enough to land me a pretty sweet career

I think employers are going to start leaning away from hiring kids out of college since everyone goes to college now and it is literally dumbing down the work force and start focusing on experience so on and so forth

college should be for doctors and lawyers...

you don't need college for anything else

[lewdog]

I collect luggage carts at JFK International and return them for a $0.50 deposit. Adds up; gets you plenty of meals at BK.

From your posts I gather that you are a waiter at a high end restaurant.

[Hootie]

I do as well. I just don't post about it.

That post was drenched in douche.

I'm sorry that you don't have skill bro.

It's not my fault. I can't teach you. It's natural for me.

[lewdog]

college should be for doctors and lawyers...

you don't need college for anything else

:spock:

This makes you look like you need an education to avoid looking retarded.

[Cephalic Trauma]

fortunately my resume was good enough to land me a pretty sweet career

I think employers are going to start leaning away from hiring kids out of college since everyone goes to college now and it is literally dumbing down the work force and start focusing on experience so on and so forth

college should be for doctors and lawyers...

you don't need college for anything else

Engineering?

[Cephalic Trauma]

I'm sorry that you don't have skill bro.

It's not my fault. I can't teach you. It's natural for me.

I've been dating a gorgeous girl for 2 years. No skill needed.

[Hootie]

From your posts I gather that you are a waiter at a high end restaurant.

I wouldn't mind it. Being a waiter is underrated.

You can make $60K waiting tables 40-50 hours a week at a freaking Dave and Busters in a big city.

I'm pretty sure the median income on this board isn't $60K.

I miss it, honestly. Make a lot of friends, make pretty decent money, eat a lot of free food...fit my schedule better as a night person, and I was quite good at it so there wasn't a lot of stress.

[Cephalic Trauma]

:spock:

This makes you look like you need an education to avoid looking retarded.

ROFL

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

not voting until you address us as "brahs" in thread title

[Hootie]

Engineering?

yeah and that

and teachers

but getting an economics degree? Whoopdeedoo.

Don't give a shit. I've dated plenty of girls with degrees who were simply ... dumb.

If someone gave me $50K and said you have to finish your 4 year degree with a 4.0 I could do it without issue.

The problem I always faced was I didn't have someone forcing me to go to class and I would simply just not go. I got drunk, worked full time, and put vagina over being an adult.

I regret it at times, but it doesn't really matter anymore because I'm pretty much set.

[lewdog]

I wouldn't mind it. Being a waiter is underrated.

You can make $60K waiting tables 40-50 hours a week at a freaking Dave and Busters in a big city.

I'm pretty sure the median income on this board isn't $60K.

I miss it, honestly. Make a lot of friends, make pretty decent money, eat a lot of free food...fit my schedule better as a night person, and I was quite good at it so there wasn't a lot of stress.

I wasn't saying there is anything wrong with it. And definitely underrated for the money you can make with no degree. I respect the hell out of people that can do that for a living and are good at it. It can be very stressful, unless like you said, you are very good at it.

[In58men]

you probably are since infactuated isn't a word

Omg a C was typo'ed


Run for the hills

[Hootie]

:spock:

This makes you look like you need an education to avoid looking retarded.

To each their own.

I have plenty of friends with degrees and I don't consider them to be very smart people. Some are, some aren't.

A degree is overrated IMO.

I think in the next 10-20 years employers are going to start agreeing. They are very watered down now.

(excluding doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc...)

[Ace Gunner]

send me a hooker

[lewdog]

yeah and that

and teachers

but getting an economics degree? Whoopdeedoo.

Don't give a shit. I've dated plenty of girls with degrees who were simply ... dumb.




Yea, I know plenty of people who have degrees who are clueless about making it in the world. My fiance did not go to college but is plenty fucking smart. She easily could get a degree but chose to work right away and not rack up debt. The debt gathering was my job!

[lewdog]

A degree is overrated IMO.

I think in the next 10-20 years employers are going to start agreeing. They are very watered down now.

Depends on the discipline, but if you choose the right degree with a definite job at the end, your career earning to debt ratio is very good. If you are like many idiots who get psychology or general business degrees and expect a decent paying job, good fucking luck.

[Hootie]

Yea, I know plenty of people who have degrees who are clueless about making it in the world. My fiance did not go to college but is plenty ****ing smart. She easily could get a degree but chose to work right away and not rack up debt. The debt gathering was my job!

so in 3 posts you did a complete 180 and now agree with me?

anyways

I have hundreds of friends at the U of I that have degrees/are getting degrees. When I went to ISU, same thing. ISU was a joke. I edited my roommates final paper and it was the worse thing I had ever read. That guy has a degree.

The economics/communication/gen ed/etc... degrees are laughable. Professors don't care anymore, online classes are a huge joke...

employers aren't just going to hire these people out of college when they have zero prior work experience...they are just getting burned by these kids now...because they are too entitled and expect everything to be easy and don't want to work

I honestly predict that in 10-20 years people are going to realize that work experience/a good resume/good professional references are a lot better than an economics degree.

Hell, an associates and an impeccable working resume landed me a pretty sweet gig.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Eh, I could be a case in point for watering down the physician profession.

You've seen me post here.

However, i disagree entirely, and I think your view is skewed by two things:
a. You didn't get a degree, and there is some inherent regret there. That happens to almost everybody in that situation, whether they admit it or not

b. You need to start surrounding yourself with better people. A college degree won't make you, but it will give you a lot of opportunities to make yourself. The rest is up to you.

[Lumpy]

?

You're uninformed.

I don't say anything about that user until she goes out of her way to bring me up. I think she may have a crush.

That's bullshit and you know it. Oh, and this...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ee8yfHmA1qfeygho1_500.gif

[Hootie]

Depends on the discipline, but if you choose the right degree with a definite job at the end, your career earning to debt ratio is very good. If you are like many idiots who get psychology or general business degrees and expect a decent paying job, good ****ing luck.

well I agree

but the kids that are getting those shitty degrees like you said and think they are just going to get a great job handed to them after they graduate are insane

my ex has a communication degree from Illinois and she couldn't even get a 2nd interview when she moved to California and ended up working two shit jobs at a hotel and at Panera

another girl racked up $120K in student loans to get a spanish degree at U of I and she didn't want to be a spanish teacher and had no idea what she was going to do with it...she walks dogs in Chicago

I worked with a ton of these people over the years and they had the worst work ethic I had ever seen...

[Hootie]

b. You need to start surrounding yourself with better people. A college degree won't make you, but it will give you a lot of opportunities to make yourself. The rest is up to you.

I don't really need to do anything.

I already have a career in something I excel at and has no ceiling for advancement.

Kobe!

[In58men]

Here we go.


As long as lumpy is posting Hootie will be posting. He loves her.

[lewdog]

so in 3 posts you did a complete 180 and now agree with me?



Yea because your first post was a gross generalization that was pretty absurd, then you clarified, albeit not well.

Some professions just require advanced degrees, and if you go that route, better be sure a job is there waiting at the end of the line and it pays well.

I am happy where I am at now that I am working but it wasn't easy getting there.

[Hootie]

I don't think it's very healthy for a married woman to have such a deep obsession for me but to each their own I guess.

If you track me down and show up at my door I'm calling the police.

[In58men]

I don't think it's very healthy for a married woman to have such a deep obsession for me but to each their own I guess.

If you track me down and show up at my door I'm calling the police.

I think it's the other way around bro

[Cephalic Trauma]

I don't really need to do anything.

I already have a career in something I excel at and has no ceiling for advancement.

Kobe!

Okay, then don't. But that's why your point of view is skewed.

[KS Smitty]

Service industry, money, booze, girls, no education.

He gets drunk and satisfies fat women in exchange for cash.

It's a good gig if you can tolerate it.

I went to high school with a guy that is now 52 years old and while I'm not sure of the size of the women, pretty much lives like that. Hell of a good chef, but a much better drinker and womanizer so he just goes from place to place and job to job.

[Hootie]

I think it's the other way around bro

yeah man

my single life of going to campus bars and hitting on girls is so lonely and depressing I feel the need to come to ChiefsPlanet to hit on married girls with children

you nailed it

[Cephalic Trauma]

Yea because your first post was a gross generalization that was pretty absurd, then you clarified, albeit not well.


Well, he doesn't exactly have a degree, so...

He would have communicated that better if he was like that girl at U of I.

[lewdog]

but the kids that are getting those shitty degrees like you said and think they are just going to get a great job handed to them after they graduate are insane


That is called entitlement, which parents of these children allowed them to develop. I was told when I went to college at 18, better get a good degree because we love you, but you aren't coming back to live with your father and I! A degree does not entitle you to a job of any sorts!

[Hootie]

That is called entitlement, which parents of these children allowed them to develop. I was told when I went to college at 18, better get a good degree because we love you, but you aren't coming back to live with your father and I! A degree does not entitle you to a job of any sorts!

more or less what I've noticed

totally agree, too

unfortunately a lot of these kids, at least where I live, are super entitled

which is good for people who actually want to dedicate themselves and work hard; plenty of jobs to go around

[Lumpy]

Nah. You know what, I'm going to stay out of this. I will go ahead and post this though...

Here's a post Hootie made about me, in a thread that I wasn't even posting in...

Lumpy. Yes. The definition of a rep whore. (Sorry, it's true) Well in a mix in with all of the pathetic men on this site that get off simply by knowing they are talking to a woman. (I'm not even trying to bash here, I wouldn't consider myself a top 20 poster either in terms of reppable posts)

I was taking a break from CP at that time and gave you a neg rep for it. Do you remember that? Yeah, then you apologized to me in a rep comment. If you would like for me to refresh your memory, I will gladly post those comments. Your call there, Nancy.

[Cephalic Trauma]

more or less what I've noticed

totally agree, too

unfortunately a lot of these kids, at least where I live, are super entitled

which is good for people who actually want to dedicate themselves and work hard; plenty of jobs to go around

So you're admitting it's a problem with the kids you are around, and you applying it to all college degrees was probably not the most accurate conclusion.

:thumb:Way to admit when you're wrong, Kobe.

[Hootie]

Nah. You know what, I'm going to stay out of this. I will go ahead and post this though...

Here's a post Hootie made about me, in a thread that I wasn't even posting in...



I was taking a break from CP at that time and gave you a neg rep for it. Do you remember that? Yeah, then you apologized to me in a rep comment. If you would like for me to refresh your memory, I will gladly post those comments. Your call there, Nancy.

you can do whatever you please, stalker

[Hootie]

So you're admitting it's a problem with the kids you are around, and you applying it to all college degrees was probably not the most accurate conclusion.

:thumb:Way to admit when you're wrong, Kobe.

Personally, I think college is for doctors, lawyers and engineers.

Anything else can be learned in the work force.

[In58men]

you can do whatever you please, stalker

Out of the "other men" on this site, you talk about Lumpy more then anyone else.


You're not a douche, you're just a guy wanting attention from a lady who probably gave you a positive rep 9 years ago. I feel bad for you. Remember this quote "The only reason why you're single is because God is still writing your perfect love story". Check out some love sites man.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Personally, I think college is for doctors, lawyers and engineers.

Anything else can be learned in the work force.

Disagree, and that's coming from someone who has a degree that won't be used, per se. It was simply a springboard into medical school, but it served me well. I think plenty who actually use their degree would say the same, though. It's a problem on an individual basis, not a systematic problem.

[lewdog]

Personally, I think college is for doctors, lawyers and engineers.

Anything else can be learned in the work force.

What about therapists, finance consultants, computer science, maybe the nurse to keep you alive in the hospital?

ROFL

Jesus, I swear you only know a handful of professions.

[Lumpy]

you can do whatever you please, stalker

I really wouldn't want to embarrass you.

[KS Smitty]

Who is Ted Nugent?

[Cephalic Trauma]

What about therapists, finance consultants, computer science, maybe the nurse to keep you alive in the hospital?

ROFL

Jesus, I swear you only know a handful of professions.

It would be a massive headache for college educated doctors (in hootie's world) to be surrounded by medical professionals who needed to learn on the job.

[Hootie]

Out of the "other men" on this site, you talk about Lumpy more then anyone else.


You're not a douche, you're just a guy wanting attention from a lady who probably gave you a positive rep 9 years ago. I feel bad for you. Remember this quote "The only reason why you're single is because God is still writing your perfect love story". Check out some love sites man.

you're quite uninformed

I called her and Gonzo rep whores in November or January...she made a big deal; I apologized to her via rep.

Hadn't mentioned her one time since. Literally. Not once. She, without provocation, decided she wanted to poke big bear in a thread the other day so I got to make fun of her again. It was fun.

but yeah...otherwise she has a special rule because she's so emotional and I don't like wrecking people's days. I don't say anything about her until she says something about me.

Pretty simple. If she never wants me to say another word about her, she knows what to do.

She should be so lucky that I'm so nice.

[lewdog]

It would be a massive headache for college educated doctors (in hootie's world) to be surrounded by medical professionals who needed to learn on the job.

Yea, just wow. I am sure the doctors where I work would just love if I learned on the job so I could ask them questions all day, everyday.

[Hootie]

I really wouldn't want to embarrass you.

Posted 1/24/13: I was bashing some of the pathetic creeps on this site, not you. I think you're a swell poster, I just don't know how the rep system works I guess.

In response to your neg of:

You're the biggest vagina on this site. I also find it interesting that you're so threatened by me to call me out as a rep whore. Ciao, asshole.

After that, I mentioned you a total of 0 times.

So congratulations, you're dumb.

[In58men]

Posted 1/24/13: I was bashing some of the pathetic creeps on this site, not you. I think you're a swell poster, I just don't know how the rep system works I guess.

In response to your neg of:

You're the biggest vagina on this site. I also find it interesting that you're so threatened by me to call me out as a rep whore. Ciao, asshole.

After that, I mentioned you a total of 0 times.

So congratulations, you're dumb.

Do you have these saved on your phone or are you some crazy lame who's researching like a mad man

[Lumpy]

you're quite uninformed

I called her and Gonzo rep whores in November or January...she made a big deal; I apologized to her via rep.

Hadn't mentioned her one time since. Literally. Not once. She, without provocation, decided she wanted to poke big bear in a thread the other day so I got to make fun of her again. It was fun.

but yeah...otherwise she has a special rule because she's so emotional and I don't like wrecking people's days. I don't say anything about her until she says something about me.

Pretty simple. If she never wants me to say another word about her, she knows what to do.

She should be so lucky that I'm so nice.

ROFL

Hootie, the only emotion that I've ever shown towards you is pure hatred. I honestly think that the only reason you try, ("try" being the operative word here), to belittle some of the people on here is because you have self-esteem issues and it makes you feel "manly". Good for you, buddy. :thumb:

[Hootie]

Do you have these saved on your phone or are you some crazy lame who's researching like a mad man

being an adult who only reps rep worthy posts

I have repped 25 posts in 5 months

so it's not really hard to look up a positive rep I gave

I know you're not super bright.

[Hootie]

I have zero self-esteem issues. Absolutely none. Apparently your secretary degree didn't come with a minor in psychology.

[Lumpy]

I have zero self-esteem issues. Absolutely none. Apparently your secretary degree didn't come with a minor in psychology.

I'm a general manager for a commercial printing company and I make a decent living, (salary). I've been in the field for over 17 years and with my current employer for 12 years.

Go bus a table.

[Hootie]

are you trying to impress me, stalker?

[Hootie]

I'm a nice guy though. I'll give you a mulligan. After this thread, as long as you don't reference me in any way, shape or form...

I'll go back to pretending you don't even exist (it is a board for dudes after all) and never mention you again.

Pretty easy. Unless you're a typical girl and get off on these exchanges because girls love drama.

If that's the case, you're poking the right big bear!

[Hootie]

I think everyone should either call me Captain Cuddles or Big Bear.

[In58men]

being an adult who only reps rep worthy posts

I have repped 25 posts in 5 months

so it's not really hard to look up a positive rep I gave

I know you're not super bright.

How many times have you posted a past thread regarding Lumpy? This is honestly about the sixth one I've seen in a week.

[Frazod]

I really didn't think my opinion of Pootie could get any lower.

I was wrong.

[Lumpy]

are you trying to impress me, stalker?

No, just making a point.

[Rasputin]

Better luck next year Inmem58 there is just too much doucheness going on for you or even me to win this years. I think next year with due diligence you will be in the top 5.

[Lumpy]

I'm a nice guy though. I'll give you a mulligan. After this thread, as long as you don't reference me in any way, shape or form...

I'll go back to pretending you don't even exist (it is a board for dudes after all) and never mention you again.

Pretty easy. Unless you're a typical girl and get off on these exchanges because girls love drama.

If that's the case, you're poking the right big bear!

I'm done if you are, pencil dick.

[Hootie]

How many times have you posted a past thread regarding Lumpy? This is honestly about the sixth one I've seen in a week.

0

[LiveSteam]

I will gladly post those comments. Your call there, Nancy.
Lay it on us sister

[Lumpy]

Lay it on us sister

Pooter already posted the rep comments.

[Hootie]

I really didn't think my opinion of Pootie could get any lower.

I was wrong.

That's a shame.

[Frazod]

That's a shame.

http://jjie.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Ronald-McDonald.jpg

[Rasputin]

http://jjie.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Ronald-McDonald.jpg

Clown Smile (Death Warmed Over)

[Cephalic Trauma]

Yea, just wow. I am sure the doctors where I work would just love if I learned on the job so I could ask them questions all day, everyday.

Shit man, even when I'm their student they get fussy when I ask questions. Not all of them are like that, and I have the pleasure of working with a fairly crusty, old one, but I try to keep my questions to a minimum.

[BlackHelicopters]

Convinced me.

[ChiTown]

Why are so many of our n00bs douchebags? And by n00bs, I mean anyone who joined CP after Sept 2000..........

[Imon Yourside]

Why are so many of our n00bs douchebags? And by n00bs, I mean anyone who joined CP after Sept 2000..........

I blame Bruce Weber.

[buddha]

1. Rape is awesome

2. ***** should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a ****ing lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

Don't you have a bad enough life living in Bakerspatch? ROFL

[blaise]

Normally I don't think being DOTY should warrant a ban, but if you're campaigning for it, then you probably should be.

[gblowfish]

1. Rape is awesome

2. ***** should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a ****ing lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

This is not Douchy enough.
Now, if you had a Pitbull named Herm that you bought from Scott Pioli, that you subject to daily raping, then I might consider it. Otherwise, you have a ways to go to catch Hootie or Wickedson in the Douche Dept.

[Rausch]

1. Rape is awesome

2. ***** should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a ****ing lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

...

[bevischief]

Lame.

[ChiTown]

Lame.

Yep. Attention Whoring at it's worst.

[Raiderhater]

True lol.



I might give up hahah

Par for the course. Gave up on your noob of the year run too.

You're not a douche, just wuss.

[Raiderhater]

Why are so many of our n00bs douchebags? by n00bs, I mean anyone who joined CP after Sept 2000..........

LMAO :thumb: