ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year-Round Two-The Not-So-Sweet-Sixteen

[Frazod]

This is going to be a douchy free-for-all. I was going to take it down to the Final Four tonight, but that would be a disservice to all our dedicated douches who worked so hard to get here. So this round will take us down to 8. The next round will determine the final four, and after that, the championship.

All regions have been combined. 16 douches, 8 advance to Round 3. Still multiple-choice, vote as often as you'd like. Your humble DoucheMaster General will determine all ties in his douchy wisdom.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

ADVANCING TO ROUND THREE:

Bl4ckmon
DaneMcCloud
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
Knowmo
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Alex Smith Fan
ChiefsandO'sfan
[Zach]

[Sorter]

Elite 8 is going to be IMO:
b14ckmon
AlexSmithFan
Hootie
KnowMo
Dane
ChiefsandO's
Ceph Trauma
Wickedson

I could see Crapski getting some solid DC votes and sneaking in though.

[Bugeater]

So many douches...so little time.

[Frazod]

So many douches...so little time.

Seriously. See why I had to break it up?

[In58men]

Can we make this one a little competitive, so vote for me you pieces of shits.

[B14ckmon]

Voted for that B14ckmon douchetapestry.

[Bugeater]

Seriously. See why I had to break it up?
And despite that All-Star lineup, Blackmon is STILL running away with it.

[LiveSteam]

Just a reminder people to vote for Piers Morgan
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/77177_470823049666598_2019147523_n.png

[B14ckmon]

And despite that All-Star lineup, Blackmon is STILL running away with it.

And to think. All I wanted was to make friends!

[Frazod]

And despite that All-Star lineup, Blackmon is STILL running away with it.

After this round there will be no more multiple choice votes. I think that will clear out the suckers.

[In58men]

Wow


This is my last post in this thread. We already have a winner.

[LiveSteam]

How is Wickedson trailing Dane?
Oh the humanity

[Frazod]

How is Wickedson trailing Dane?
Oh the humanity

Most people steer clear of DC. They don't understand what sort of toxic shit they're dealing with.

But frankly, that's a good thing.

[Imon Yourside]

I voted, do I get a sticker?

[007]

And despite that All-Star lineup, Blackmon is STILL running away with it.

I called it in the original douche thread.

[Sofa King]

I only voted for Bl4ckmon. Fuck that guy

[Sofa King]

Feed my goldfish you mother fucker.



/meant for 1 person on CP

[AussieChiefsFan]

So what does the overall winner get?

[007]

So what does the overall winner get?

Hopefully a one year ban.:D

[Imon Yourside]

So what does the overall winner get?

A year subscription to Assmaster magazine?

[Imon Yourside]

I only voted for one as well and it wasn't Trollmon, he is not really that important he's more comic relief to me.

[patteeu]

I think it's funny that Inmem58 is currently getting the 2nd fewest votes even though he's been campaigning hard to win this thing.

[BlackHelicopters]

ROFL

[HemiEd]

About 1/2 of that poll reads exactly like my ignore list. :D

[loochy]

vote for all?

[COchief]

I think Blackmon and Alex Smith should pretty much be eliminated from the competition, both are fairly new trolls, really their only purpose of being here is to stir the pot.

I think this should be reserved for people who are massive douches without intentionally trying, like Hootie and Dr Beta.

Also, why don't we just perma-ban idiots like Blackmon who do nothing but shit up the entire board and virtually any football thread. They really lessen the experience, I'm all for people getting riled up occasionally and slinging some crap at each other. All he does is act like a retard and constantly shit up the board.

Nice job Dr. B, you probably have the least amount of posts out of anyone to make this bracket and you actually try in a lot of threads to be a decent poster, yet everyone apparently knows what an asshole you are.

[gblowfish]

I think it's funny that Inmem58 is currently getting the 2nd fewest votes even though he's been campaigning hard to win this thing.

Kinda like Santorum running for POTUS.

[patteeu]

Kinda like Santorum running for POTUS.

Not really.

[Rausch]

The fact that San-Fran-Knowmo isn't running away with this is stupefying...

[Frazod]

The fact that San-Fran-Knowmo isn't running away with this is stupefying...

He can't post for a year. Wasted vote, IMO.

[Chief Roundup]

The fact that San-Fran-Knowmo isn't running away with this is stupefying...

He hasn't been around much. Did he lose a bet?

I figured Dane McCloud would be running away with it the way he has been acting again.

[Sorter]

Not really.

LMAO

[Chief Roundup]

He can't post for a year. Wasted vote, IMO.

Ahh there is the answer.

[gblowfish]

What do we call a group of douche? A Herd of Douche? A Gaggle of Douche? A Brood of Douche? A Gallon of Douche? A Swarm of Douche?

Whatever it is, it's a giant Costco-Sized bag of douche right there....

[COchief]

Jesus, Blackmon is nothing but a troll, his entire goal of being here is to get negative attention and to be the most hated poster. By voting for him you are helping him achieve exactly what he set out to do by coming here in the first place. You are helping him win.

Ugh

[Sorter]

Jesus, Blackmon is nothing but a troll, his entire goal of being here is to get negative attention and to be the most hated poster. By voting for him you are helping him achieve exactly what he set out to do by coming here in the first place. You are helping him win.

Ugh

But he's banned for a year if he wins, right?

[Frazod]

But he's banned for a year if he wins, right?

I don't know if there will be a ban for the winner, or how long it will last. That's up to Kyle and the mods. There was a huge stink about it last year.

[Hootie]

if they are really going to ban someone for winning this, again, it's ridiculous

[Hootie]

blackmon, or whatever, stirs the pot...but he doesn't do anything that is worth a ban...he just eggs on the Geno Smith crowd...who cares

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Where's the Dorseid Option?
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[B14ckmon]

Jesus, Blackmon is nothing but a troll, his entire goal of being here is to get negative attention and to be the most hated poster. By voting for him you are helping him achieve exactly what he set out to do by coming here in the first place. You are helping him win.

Ugh

I'd say there is a little truth to that, but not much.

I was actually a pretty high quality poster here at first. But then I kept trying to have logical discussions about the QBs in the draft and I basically got verbally butt ****ed anytime I said anything positive about any QB not named Geno. It started with Tyler Wilson. I thought he had great intangibles, and it did not go over well here. I also defended Matt Barkley, and that also did not go over well here. I tried to talk about some of the guys in the upcoming class like Boyd/Bridgewater, and that really did not go over well.

So ultimately I said "**** it" and embraced the Four-Chan-ness this forum promotes.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I have no idea why Im even on the list.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I have no idea why Im even on the list.

ROFL Me either.
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[loochy]

I have no idea why Im even on the list.

the whole matt cassel thing

[Sorter]

Still a close race for 2nd

[Al Bundy]

Conrade Crapski brought his DC fuckstick bullshit upon us decent folks in the Lounge. I voted for him.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Before I vote, I need to know if Piers Morgan was a handpicked name or mod abuse. It could sway my vo...Oh, I can vote for as many as I like, eh. Well, he's definately a douche either way, so..

[Ming the Merciless]

Before I vote, I need to know if Piers Morgan was a handpicked name or mod abuse. It could sway my vo...Oh, I can vote for as many as I like, eh. Well, he's definately a douche either way, so..

mod abuse

i forget his name before, because basically piers morgan is a perfect name for that cock sucker

[B14ckmon]

If you decide to ban the winner can I at least make a Thank You thread first? I was thinking of creating a compilation of all of my favorite neg reg comments.

[Sassy Squatch]

If you decide to ban the winner can I at least make a Thank You thread first? I was thinking of creating a compilation of all of my favorite neg reg comments.
That would be hilarious.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Zach and Shtspryer tie for 8th. Wonder who the Douchemaster Geneeral choose? LMAO

[Frazod]

Zach and Shtspryer tie for 8th. Wonder who the Douchemaster Geneeral choose? LMAO

I'll give you one queerbait, soccerlicious guess. LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

| Uh Oh |

[Frazod]

OK, moving on to the Douchy Elite 8 are:

Bl4ckmon
DaneMcCloud
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
Knowmo
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Alex Smith Fan
ChiefsandO'sfan
[Zach]

Congratulations, elite douches!

[Sassy Squatch]

OK, moving on to the Douchy Elite 8 are:

Bl4ckmon
DaneMcCloud
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
Knowmo
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Alex Smith Fan
ChiefsandO'sfan
[Zach]

Congratulations, elite douches!
Can we just throw them all into a cabin with the necronomicon?

[Frazod]

Can we just throw them all into a cabin with the necronomicon?

Nah. I like Dane.

[Sassy Squatch]

Nah. I like Dane.
Make him the one that gets raped by the tree.

[stonedstooge]

Need to shuffle the order up. No unfair advantages

[Frazod]

Need to shuffle the order up. No unfair advantages

I'll leave them in vote order. They earned it. :D

[notorious]

Dane was a mean asshole for years (never to me), people call him a douche.


Dane leaves for a while, comes back with a pleasant attitude, people call him a douche.


I fucking love this place!