ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year-Round Three-The Douchy Elite Eight

[Frazod]

We're getting down to the end. This poll will determine the Final Four.

No more multiple choice - from here on out, one douche, one vote. So choose your douche carefully.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

ADVANCING TO THE FINAL FOUR

DaneMcCloud
Bl4ckmon
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
[Zach]

[ClevelandBronco]

Let's get it on! :rockon:

"Cause we don't get along." – Ali

[threebag]

Fuck

[LiveSteam]

Tonight we RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

[notorious]

First vote in!


Fuck ya!

[DaneMcCloud]

Tonight we RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

LMAO

[LiveSteam]

I will give Wickedsons unicorns & rainbows to anyone that votes for her

[Bugeater]

Tonight we RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
What the hell is in your avatar?

[LiveSteam]

What the hell is in your avatar?

Squirrel meat,vote for Wickedson & I will fry you up some.

[Bugeater]

Squirrel meat,vote for Wickedson & I will fry you up some.
Fuck that, I had some that you made at Skivvy's apartment back in the day, it was horrible.

[Sorter]

Final 4:
B14ckmon
Dane
Wickedson
Hootie

KnowMo is a solid sleeper.

[O.city]

I know he's had alot of run ins around here, but I don't get all the Hootie hate.


Actually I get it, I jsut don't have it I guess.

[LiveSteam]

Fuck that, I had some that you made at Skivvy's apartment back in the day, it was horrible.

Well ya/ we were 18 & broke. We had 3 tree rats 1 can of Cream of mushroom soup. Just how good was that supposed to be? Fried rat is awesome. you like my fish. you would like my rat

[Frazod]

I know he's had alot of run ins around here, but I don't get all the Hootie hate.


Actually I get it, I jsut don't have it I guess.

It is mostly self-inflicted.

[hometeam]

Tough decision. Depending on my mood I could vote for any one of four for king douche of all CP.

[Bugeater]

Well I like what I'm seeing so far, up until now Wickedson hasn't been getting the hate he's rightfully earned.

[O.city]

Why is Bug so far in the red?

[DaneMcCloud]

Well I like what I'm seeing so far, up until now Wickedson hasn't been getting the hate he's rightfully earned.

There's an enormous amount of unrequited Dane butthurt yet to rear its head.

It'll be closer thn you think.

[RealSNR]

Knowmo, guys.

The dude's hubris got in the way, and he doesn't want to have to suffer the consequences.

That fucker shouldn't even show up as a logged in member if he wanted to lurk. He's done way more than that.

He's a welching fuckbag, which is more douchetastic than anything those other guys got.

[Sassy Squatch]

Why is Bug so far in the red?
Phobia gave his rep a red mushroom stamp to the forehead.

[Sassy Squatch]

He still dropping his shit bags of blue rep?

[Cannibal]

Cockmon is a one trick pony, but if Shitswallower isn't in this round, this has to go to Knowmo the annoying welcher.

[Frazod]

Knowmo hasn't even posted since March 25.

[RealSNR]

He still dropping his shit bags of blue rep?

That and he tried to come back after just a few months. His justification was that he wanted the original bet to be just 3 months, but PGM held him to a full year. In his haste to entertain party guests, he accepted it. After all, how could the Donks possibly lose that game?

The best part is he said, "I've served 3 months. That's plenty of time."

That's like losing a $100 bet and handing the guy $25 because "That's plenty of money."

[Cannibal]

Knowmo hasn't even posted since March 25.

And the uber douche still deserves to win DOY. That should tell you something.

[RealSNR]

Knowmo hasn't even posted since March 25.

He shouldn't have been posting AT ALL.

[Frazod]

And the uber douche still deserves to win DOY. That should tell you something.

You're out of your mind.

[B14ckmon]

Cockmon is a one trick pony, but if Shitswallower isn't in this round, this has to go to Knowmo the annoying welcher.

One trick pony? What about that time I purposely broke the Geno thread and pretended like it was an accident?

[Cannibal]

One trick pony? What about that time I purposely broke the Geno thread with javascript and pretended like it was an accident?

The whole Chiefs won't draft Geno and will draft Joeckel thing... it's all you've got.

But unfortunately, you've been right the entire time I must admit.

[B14ckmon]

The whole Chiefs won't draft Geno and will draft Joeckel thing... it's all you've got.

But unfortunately, you've been right the entire time I must admit.

So what about that one time I broke the entire Geno smith thread and pretended like it was an accident?

[Frazod]

So what about that one time I broke the entire Geno smith thread and pretended like it was an accident?

If douchiness was measured in height, you wouldn't come up to Wickedson's knee.

[Buns]

no brainer, blackmon is a cunt²

[B14ckmon]

If douchiness was measured in height, you wouldn't come up to Wickedson's knee.

Look below for nudies of Douchemaster General;

[Frazod]

Posting stuff that fucks up the board will just get you banned.

Then I'll DQ you.

[B14ckmon]

Posting stuff that ****s up the board will just get you banned.

Then I'll DQ you.

Not sure what you're talking about buddy. Calm down.

[Frazod]

Not sure what you're talking about buddy. Calm down.

Whatever you tried to post screwed up the thread. You removed it. It's all good now.

[B14ckmon]

Whatever you tried to post screwed up the thread. You removed it. It's all good now.

Is this some douchebag way to get out of being my friend?

;)

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO now he's graduated to bricking threads.

[Cannibal]

So he's a 1.5 trick pony then.

[B14ckmon]

So he's a 1.5 trick pony then.

Judging by my penis I'd say I am a full blown stallion.

[Frazod]

Damn, Dane, we need to work on your people skills. LMAO

[LiveSteam]

Im gonna demand a recount if Wickedson dose not move on past this round

[DaneMcCloud]

Damn, Dane, we need to work on your people skills. LMAO

I've angered a lot of shiny, wet, overly large vaginas this offseason.

:D

[Bugeater]

It's amazing how much closer things are now that everyone can only vote once.

[LiveSteam]

Mrs.Piers Morgan. Like everything else,you suck at this

[Bugeater]

If Zach somehow manages to edge out Wickedson I'm going to be highly upset with y'all.

[Mav]

2 votes, this is bullshit. lol.....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm shoccked at the results. Shocked I say!
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[AussieChiefsFan]

Why are people still voting for b14ckmon? It's exactly what he wants....

[Caseyguyrr]

Knowmo, guys.

The dude's hubris got in the way, and he doesn't want to have to suffer the consequences.

That ****er shouldn't even show up as a logged in member if he wanted to lurk. He's done way more than that.

He's a welching ****bag, which is more douchetastic than anything those other guys got.

that's why i voted for him

[Mav]

I'm shoccked at the results. Shocked I say!
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you voted for me didnt you?ROFL

[SPchief]

How is Wickedson not running away with this?

[Bugeater]

How is Wickedson not running away with this?
It's been a while since Wickedson displayed his douchebaggery in the Lounge. Blackmon is fresh in everyone's minds right now.

[B14ckmon]

Why are people still voting for b14ckmon? It's exactly what he wants....

Yea it's been a fucking dream of mine for years.

Good call mate.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Yea it's been a fucking dream of mine for years.

Good call mate.Hey come one, you'd love to win this. LMAO

[mnchiefsguy]

How in the hell is Dane ahead of Wickedson? There is no plausible scenario whether Dane is a bigger douche than Wickedson....hell, Frazod was going to name the bloody award after Wickedson!

[Chief Roundup]

How in the hell is Dane ahead of Wickedson? There is no plausible scenario whether Dane is a bigger douche than Wickedson....hell, Frazod was going to name the bloody award after Wickedson!

Because Dane has been acting like a huge douche again. Everyone is tired of him. Hopefully he will see that he is thought of right there with Knowmo, Wickedson, and maybe he will stop acting that way.

[Imon Yourside]

Because Dane has been acting like a huge douche again. Everyone is tired of him. Hopefully he will see that he is thought of right there with Knowmo, Wickedson, and maybe he will stop acting that way.

I'm a huge Geno Smith fan and haven't had a problem with Dane.

[LOCOChief]

I'm a shiny, wet, overly large vagina.
:D

fyp Princess.

[Bambi]

This is in such poor taste right now. How pathetic can you be.

[El Jefe]

This is in such poor taste right now. How pathetic can you be.

Lulz

[patteeu]

This is in such poor taste right now. How pathetic can you be.

Why?

[Frazod]

This is in such poor taste right now. How pathetic can you be.

:crybaby:

[Saul Good]

If grown men who are fat and bald with goatees can't vote to call each other douches on the internet, the terrorists win.

[Frazod]

If grown men who are fat and bald with goatees can't vote to call each other douches on the internet, the terrorists win.

:crybaby:

I wondered how long it would take Saul to start crying about this.

Sorry you didn't get nominated this year. Is that why you've been so cunty over the past couple of days?

[loochy]

why can i only vote for 1? is your poll screwed up?

why can't we just vote for whoever and the top 4 move on?

[AussieChiefsFan]

why can i only vote for 1? is your poll screwed up?

why can't we just vote for whoever and the top 4 move on?.No more multiple choice - from here on out, one douche, one vote. So choose your douche carefully.

[loochy]

.

that's super gay. the levels of douche are so high that one can't decide!

That's like trying to decide who is the hottest girl - it just can't be done

[Bambi]

So Frazod, since you refuse to make your disparaging statements about the bombings in Boston public and only to me via rep messages you may want to man up and let everyone know how you really feel.

[Frazod]

So Frazod, since you refuse to make your disparaging statements about the bombings in Boston public and only to me via rep messages you may want to man up and let everyone know how you really feel.

I'm pretty sure I made my feelings clear about that in DC. I don't ever put anything in a neg rep comment I wouldn't expect the shitbag recipient to post openly. That's how the interwebz work, Bambi.

If you want to post it here, that's fine. I certainly won't begrudge you a chance to openly campaign for yourself. But personally, I try not to subject non-DC types to DC-crap. And believe me, non-DC types are the only reason people other than you have received votes.

[Bambi]

I'm pretty sure I made my feelings clear about that in DC. I don't ever put anything in a neg rep comment I wouldn't expect the shitbag recipient to post openly. That's how the interwebz work, Bambi.

If you want to post it here, that's fine. I certainly won't begrudge you a chance to openly campaign for yourself. But personally, I try not to subject non-DC types to DC-crap. And believe me, non-DC types are the only reason people other than you have received votes.

No need to post it here. This thread is headed just in the direction I had hoped.

[Frazod]

No need to post it here. This thread is headed just in the direction I had hoped.

Everybody seems to be enjoying it except for you and your white knight Saul.

Sorry about that. LMAO

[crazycoffey]

You should probably take the top five, then the next can be top three then final poll to pick a winner.

[Frazod]

You should probably take the top five, then the next can be top three then final poll to pick a winner.

Heh. As much as the ensuing whining would bring me joy, alas, the next poll will be the end of it.

[Hootie]

I guess I have to stir the pot to get this a little closer.

Let's see...

one time I had sex with a girl who was retarded and paralyzed...she was also passed out drunk because I soaked a package of twizzlers in moonshine and sold them to her for a priced marked up 3 times higher than regular store price

I think made her listen to "Trouble" by Taylor Swift on repeat for 5 hours.

[Saul Good]

I guess I have to stir the pot to get this a little closer.

Let's see...

one time I had sex with a girl who was retarded and paralyzed...she was also passed out drunk because I soaked a package of twizzlers in moonshine and sold them to her for a priced marked up 3 times higher than regular store price

I think made her listen to "Trouble" by Taylor Swift on repeat for 5 hours.

Sounds like you both had a good time.

[crazycoffey]

Heh. As much as the ensuing whining would bring me joy, alas, the next poll will be the end of it.

I've never taken you to be a conformist pussy before, come on, it's still he offseason. You can always change he rules

[Hootie]

Sounds like you both had a good time.

I knew YOU were TROUBLE when you walked iiiinnn

[Frazod]

Even Hootie's having fun!

[Hootie]

here is a true statement I believe and many adult men would consider this to be the most douchey thing ever:

I think the Taylor Swift album "Red" is a top 5 album of all time.

[Hootie]

:lame:

I find it quite disturbing that your entire post history is you following me around the forum and quoting every one of my posts with a :rolleyes: or a "lame."

Bro...do I get you hard?

[Sorter]

here is a true statement I believe and many adult men would consider this to be the most douchey thing ever:

I think the Taylor Swift album "Red" is a top 5 album of all time.

Is that the new one?

[Hootie]

Is that the new one?

Yeah

[Sorter]

Speak now was pretty solid. I really haven't listened to the new one, sans the Goat Song.

[Hootie]

It's amazing. I love her. I'd love to have sex with her passed out.

[Sorter]

I like her music.

I also like the fact she sleeps with everyone.

[Fairplay]

one time I had sex with a girl who was retarded and paralyzed...she was also passed out drunk because I soaked a package of twizzlers in moonshine and sold them to her for a priced marked up 3 times higher than regular store price

I think made her listen to "Trouble" by Taylor Swift on repeat for 5 hours.



Love stories always bring a tear to my eye. :crybaby:

[El Jefe]

I knew YOU were TROUBLE when you walked iiiinnn

Sing it Taylor!!!

[luv]

I find it quite disturbing that your entire post history is you following me around the forum and quoting every one of my posts with a :rolleyes: or a "lame."

Bro...do I get you hard?

Okay, this made me laugh.

On a side note. I guess I just don't see Dane as being douchey. I guess my definition is different.

[Rasputin]

This thread is pretty funny. Prettay prettay prettay funny.

[loochy]

Heh. As much as the ensuing whining would bring me joy, alas, the next poll will be the end of it.

No! There has to be a final four, then a championship game

[Saul Good]

It's amazing. I love her. I'd love to have sex with her passed out.

How would you get it up if you were passed........oh, you mean SHE would be passed out. Yeah, that would be sweet.

[Cephalic Trauma]

If grown men who are fat and bald with goatees can't vote to call each other douches on the internet, the terrorists win.

ROFL

Best post in this thread. Funny and very true.

Keep this in mind, "douches". You are being voted on by the marginal majority.

[Hootie]

ROFL

Best post in this thread. Funny and very true.

Keep this in mind, "douches". You are being voted on by the marginal majority.

You're a faggot

[crazycoffey]

ROFL

Best post in this thread. Funny and very true.

Keep this in mind, "douches". You are being voted on by the vocal minority.

FYP

[Bambi]

ROFL

Best post in this thread. Funny and very true.

Keep this in mind, "douches". You are being voted on by the marginal majority.

Based on a typical trip to Arrowhead I'd be willing to bet the 8 listed in this poll fair much better when it comes to women, career success and general social interaction.

[Bugeater]

Oh cute, Wickedson decided to show up in the Lounge for some last-minute campaigning.

[Bambi]

Oh cute, Wickedson decided to show up in the Lounge for some last-minute campaigning.

http://thepigskindoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chiefs-fan-f.jpg

[Frazod]

Based on a typical trip to Arrowhead I'd be willing to bet the 8 listed in this poll fair much better when it comes to women, career success and general social interaction.

Yes, I'll bet. LMAO

Interesting strategy, though - taking a shot at the entire fanbase. Will it be enough to carry you to the next round? I guess we'll see.

And I suspect you probably don't enjoy your typical Arrowhead experience much because they don't serve those lime-yak semen expressos with the little umbrella that you love so much.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Man, Douche Leader rockin' the house!
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[Hootie]

three things I know are true:

1) Wickedson is gay.
2) Frazod is fat.
3) I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIINNNNNNN

so shaaame on me nowwww

FLEW ME TO PLACES I'D NEVER BEEN

[Frazod]

three things I know are true:

1) Wickedson is gay.
2) Frazod is fat.
3) I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIINNNNNNN

so shaaame on me nowwww

FLEW ME TO PLACES I'D NEVER BEEN

FWIW, I'm not nearly as fat as Wickedson is gay. :D

[ThaVirus]

Although some of these guys certainly are douchey, I can't say I have a problem with them. If anything, they liven up the board with their presence.

Well, except B14ckmon, of course. He's by far the most annoying, but I refuse to vote for him because he's a twat.

[Bambi]

Yes, I'll bet. LMAO

Interesting strategy, though - taking a shot at the entire fanbase. Will it be enough to carry you to the next round? I guess we'll see.

And I suspect you probably don't enjoy your typical Arrowhead experience much because they don't serve those lime-yak semen expressos with the little umbrella that you love so much.

lol, nice try pussy ROFL

ahhhhh! the fan base!?!?! :deevee:

[Sassy Squatch]

Wow. Dane pulling ahead. That's surprising.

[Bambi]

FWIW, I'm not nearly as fat as Wickedson is gay. :D

http://ajani.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photograph_holding_a_grudge_is_letting_someone_live_rent_free_in_your_head.jpeg

[Frazod]

LMAO at Wickedson not firing a shot at Hootie because he's trying to foster solidarity with the other finalists.

I'm not sure any of them are THAT douchy, little fella.

[Bowser]

Dammit, this is tough.

Am I literally the only person on CP that doesn't have an issue with Dane? LMAO

[Hootie]

I mean lets be honest...

there really isn't a poll Dane and I wouldn't finish top 5 in

douchiness? Check.
legendary status? Check.
best poster? Check.
controversial? Check.
biggest wang? Check.

now the big difference is I can take a joke and even poke fun at myself here and there

Dane is just a bipolar psychopath with a large penis.

[Frazod]

Dammit, this is tough.

Am I literally the only person on CP that doesn't have an issue with Dane? LMAO

There are at least two of us. :D

[Frazod]

I mean lets be honest...

there really isn't a poll Dane and I wouldn't finish top 5 in

douchiness? Check.
legendary status? Check.
best poster? Check.
controversial? Check.
biggest wang? Check.

now the big difference is I can take a joke and even poke fun at myself here and there

Dane is just a bipolar psychopath with a large penis.

Will you be Wickedson's friend, Hootie? He needs one.

[Imon Yourside]

Dammit, this is tough.

Am I literally the only person on CP that doesn't have an issue with Dane? LMAO

No, I don't either.

[Bambi]

LMAO at Wickedson not firing a shot at Hootie because he's trying to foster solidarity with the other finalists.

I'm not sure any of them are THAT douchy, little fella.

I don't know who Hootie is. Does he post here?

[Frazod]

I don't know who Hootie is. Does he post here?

:facepalm:

[Bambi]

Will you be Wickedson's friend, Hootie? He needs one.

Pick it up bitch. The Wicked 21 seems weak this season. ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

To the watchtower

[stonedstooge]

To the watchtower

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[Frazod]

[Zach] is making his move!

Man, if it's a tie between Zach and Wickedson for the final spot, how the hell do I pick between them? :spock:

[crazycoffey]

http://ajani.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photograph_holding_a_grudge_is_letting_someone_live_rent_free_in_your_head.jpeg

I like this one better;

If you meet an asshole in the morning, you've meet an asshole that day. If, however, you think you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole.

[B14ckmon]

Although some of these guys certainly are douchey, I can't say I have a problem with them. If anything, they liven up the board with their presence.

Well, except B14ckmon, of course. He's by far the most annoying, but I refuse to vote for him because he's a twat.

If you think I am annoying for saying the Chiefs are a lock to trade for Alex Smith and a lock for drafting Luke Joeckel, you must fucking despise the Kansas City Chiefs FO.

[Frazod]

Hootie had better hope he gets some more votes. If there's a 3-way tie for those last two spots, he's shit outta luck.

[Hootie]

retard rape retard rape

[B14ckmon]

What do I have to do to be better than Dane? Other than be old and a pedophile.

[LiveSteam]

What do I have to do to be better than Dane? Other than be old and a pedophile.

Have a coming out thread

[Sassy Squatch]

What do I have to do to be better than Dane? Other than be old and a pedophile.
Jesus LMAO

[Bambi]

I like this one better;

If you meet an asshole in the morning, you've meet an asshole that day. If, however, you think you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole.

lol, that's Frazod...spot on.

What a nice Friday this is turning out to be.

[Frazod]

lol, that's Frazod...spot on.

What a nice Friday this is turning out to be.

You can verify it with him, but I'm pretty sure CC was talking about you, there, Bambi.

[Bambi]

You can verify it with him, but I'm pretty sure CC was talking about you, there, Bambi.

Hmmmmm, well you're the one starting tournaments. Let the hate go.

It's only Mizzou

[Bambi]

Gentlemen,

I present to you...

http://data.whicdn.com/images/8420843/adbusters_obsession_for_men_large.jpg


http://imageshack.us/a/img836/1258/screenshot20130419at527.jpg

[007]

I take it everyone decided to vote for someone other than B14ckmon now?

I still say one year ban for the winner. :D

[Frazod]

Gentlemen,

I present to you...

http://data.whicdn.com/images/8420843/adbusters_obsession_for_men_large.jpg

Did you rub one out to that?

[Bambi]

Did you rub one out to that?

I'm here all week boy.

Salivate over my nuts like you do my rep. ROFL

[Frazod]

I'm here all week boy.

Salivate over my nuts like you do my rep. ROFL

Ewwww

Save for little pals at the coffee shoppe, Bambi.

[Bambi]

lol, we found Frazod!

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[patteeu]

So Frazod, since you refuse to make your disparaging statements about the bombings in Boston public and only to me via rep messages you may want to man up and let everyone know how you really feel.

This seems pretty misleading to me. It turns out, Frazod's rep statements disparaged you, not the bombing.

[Bambi]

This seems pretty misleading to me. It turns out, Frazod's rep statements disparaged you, not the bombing.

"Sorry about the bombing"

wow...just, wow

[crazycoffey]

lol, that's Frazod...spot on.

What a nice Friday this is turning out to be.

Keep an eye in mirror when casting the stones, is he the only asshole you've met today?

[Bambi]

Keep an eye in mirror when casting the stones, is he the only asshole you've met today?

God willing I will never meet Frazod.

I would simply evaporate in the presence of such white trash.

[B14ckmon]

God willing I will never meet Frazod.

I would simply evaporate in the presence of such white trash.

I like this guy.

[crazycoffey]

God willing I will never meet Frazod.

I would simply evaporate in the presence of such white trash.

:facepalm: :need a smilie for it went over your head you obtuse asshat:

[Frazod]

God willing I will never meet Frazod.

I would simply evaporate in the presence of such white trash.

If only it was that easy.... ROFL

[Bambi]

:facepalm: :need a smilie for it went over your head you obtuse asshat:

got it Chief.

Better get your vote in. I seem to be running low. :)

[Bambi]

If only it was that easy.... ROFL

I admit. This thread has been a great forum in which to showcase your obsession with me. I suppose it's not completely worthless after all.

[Hootie]

why don't you guys just suck each other off and send me a link so I can watch

[patteeu]

"Sorry about the bombing"

wow...just, wow

You're bad at reading.

[crazycoffey]

why don't you guys just suck each other off and send me a link so I can watch

Why don't you just jerk off in front of a mirror

[Bambi]

You're bad at reading.

And you're bad at winning elections. oh well

[CrazyPhuD]

I mean lets be honest...

there really isn't a poll Dane and I wouldn't finish top 5 in

douchiness? Check.
legendary status? Check.
best poster? Check.
controversial? Check.
biggest wang? Check.

now the big difference is I can take a joke and even poke fun at myself here and there

Dane is just a bipolar psychopath with a large penis.

Biggest Copyright Pirate?

[teedubya]

If Zach makes it to the Douche Final Four... He will be the first Mizzou fan to experience a Final Four.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Keep an eye in mirror when casting the stones, is he the only asshole you've met today?

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

[stonedstooge]

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

Libtard not Libturd

[CrazyPhuD]

There can be only one....

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[Cephalic Trauma]

Libtard not Libturd

I've seen both.

[Hootie]

I think Zach is gay.

in fact, how did I even make it this far?

I'm fucking fantastic compared to these other d bags.

[Hootie]

I've seen both.

that's because you're a ****ing queer

[Sorter]

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

Really?

Maybe it's my lack of political posting/knowledge but I haven't really seen a majority to either side (lib/con).

[Sorter]

If Zach makes it to the Douche Final Four... He will be the first Mizzou fan to experience a Final Four.

ROFL

[Cephalic Trauma]

that's because you're a ****ing queer

Bus my table, hootie. Work for your 5 dollar tip.

[Hootie]

Bus my table, hootie. Work for your 5 dollar tip.

sorry I don't serve gays

[CrazyPhuD]

BTW can we petition for the runner up to be the official planet turd sandwich of 2013???

[Hootie]

and by the way

no 2011 n00bs can refer to me by 'Hootie'

you pillowbitergot n00b queer

[Cephalic Trauma]

Really?

Maybe it's my lack of political posting/knowledge but I haven't really seen a majority to either side (lib/con).

Go to DC.

Most of those who have been posting in these threads are the DC guys who come to a football board to talk politics.

They have their click full of closed-minded, crusty bastards.

[Cephalic Trauma]

and by the way

now 2011 n00bs can refer to me by 'Hootie'

you pillowbitergot n00b queer

Okay, I like pootie better.

Now bus my table.

[Hootie]

'click' eh?

[Sorter]

and by the way

no 2011 n00bs can refer to me by 'Hootie'

you pillowbitergot n00b queer

Hootie

[Hootie]

Okay, I like pootie better.

Now bus my table.

sorry

never served a gay before

[Cephalic Trauma]

'click' eh?

Click, clique, whatever.

I don't frequent urbandictionary, hootie.

[Hootie]

Hootie

you'd be more original but we already had a registered sex offender on this board before you

[Hootie]

Click, clique, whatever.

I don't frequent urbandictionary, hootie.

I just figured an intellectual gay like yourself would know how to spell

[Hootie]

did I say gay? I meant guy. Oh no, no I didn't. Faggot.

[Cephalic Trauma]

sorry

never served a gay before

Sucking cock, as you put in your last post, is gay. Maybe only college grads understand that:shrug:

[Sorter]

you'd be more original but we already had a registered sex offender on this board before you

Ouch.

That's pretty mean Hootie. I never said anything mean to you. Now my feelings are hurt.


:(

[Sorter]

Fuck, nvm Hootie. I can see how the Tom posts were hurtful. Carry on.

[Hootie]

Sucking cock, as you put in your last post, is gay. Maybe only college grads understand that:shrug:

uhm maybe you should freshen up on what is gay

sucking cock isn't gay

getting your cock sucked by a dude is gay

I can suck all the cock I want and it's not gay at all. But if you get your dick sucked by me it is super gay.

[Hootie]

****, nvm Hootie. I can see how the Tom posts were hurtful. Carry on.

I don't understand. Speak without all that dick in your mouth, n00b.

[patteeu]

And you're bad at winning elections. oh well

You're confusing me with someone else. I've won every election I've ever been in. I think my last one was senior class treasurer or something along those lines.

[Hootie]

You're confusing me with someone else. I've won every election I've ever been in. I think my last one was senior class treasurer or something along those lines.

a well placed thumb will do that for you

[Sorter]

I don't understand. Speak without all that dick in your mouth, n00b.

How rude.

[patteeu]

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

I don't find that to be the case. There are a couple of guys who have called me a liberal when I deviate from the party line, but most don't.

[Bugeater]

LMAO @ Wickedson and Hootie trying to out-douche each other.

[Hootie]

LMAO @ Wickedson and Hootie trying to out-douche each other.

I'm more or less just trying to say absurd shit to see if any of it sticks.

[teedubya]

I'm more or less just trying to say absurd shit to see if any of it sticks.

You are stealing away valuable Zach votes. ROFL

[Hootie]

I jerk off to Jesus.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Cockmon has no chance against Dane

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Looks like Zach or Hootie will round out our final 4.

[LiveSteam]

I jerk off to Jesus.

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hootie, are you getting nervous you may actually win this thing? Because it would appear you're acting all crazy as a means of justifying to yourself later why people were voting for you in the first place. Some way of manipulating yourself into believing that those votes aren't from people who think you're a douche, they're from people who think you're just acting like a douche in these threads. Embrace the douchiness. DOUCHE!!!

[Hootie]

Hootie, are you getting nervous you may actually win this thing? Because it would appear you're acting all crazy as a means of justifying to yourself later why people were voting for you in the first place. Some way of manipulating yourself into believing that those votes aren't from people who think you're a douche, they're from people who think you're just acting like a douche in these threads. Embrace the douchiness. DOUCHE!!!

There is nothing I can do or say to win this one...too many posters appreciate my dry posting style and Dane has hurt too many feelings over the years.

[patteeu]

Hootie, are you getting nervous you may actually win this thing? Because it would appear you're acting all crazy as a means of justifying to yourself later why people were voting for you in the first place. Some way of manipulating yourself into believing that those votes aren't from people who think you're a douche, they're from people who think you're just acting like a douche in these threads. Embrace the douchiness. DOUCHE!!!

I don't think Hootie or Zach have a chance. Wickedson is the dark horse, IMO.

[B14ckmon]

Cockmon has no chance against Dane

I have a plan B. I am a champion. I will not go out without a fight.

[bevischief]

I jerk off to Jesus.

So you are a nun?

[Frazod]

I don't think Hootie or Zach have a chance. Wickedson is the dark horse, IMO.

I'm impressed by Zach's strong late showing. Despite Wickedson's noble attempts to showcase his douchiness for a new audience.

[Frazod]

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

Where was this participatory spirit when you were still in the running, Doogie? LMAO

[patteeu]

I'm impressed by Zach's strong late showing. Despite Wickedson's noble attempts to showcase his douchiness for a new audience.

Yeah, but when it gets down to 4, I don't see Zach picking up that many more votes. Wickedson's saving grace is that some of the KU guys secretly cheer him on, but I could still see him raking in a bunch of non-B14ckmon, non-Dane votes.

[Frazod]

Yeah, but when it gets down to 4, I don't see Zach picking up that many more votes. Wickedson's saving grace is that some of the KU guys secretly cheer him on, but I could still see him raking in a bunch of non-B14ckmon, non-Dane votes.

I think all bets are off if Hootie doesn't advance. That will screw up everything! :doh!:

[BlackHelicopters]

Douchiness for all.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Jeez, I didn't even vote for one of the Top 5 guys. Mine was the only one to welch a bet on me. Now that is douche to the extreme.

[crazycoffey]

I think all bets are off if Hootie doesn't advance. That will screw up everything! :doh!:

I still say take five to be next round to see where the votes go then, between |douch| and hootie expecially, then take the top three or two for the final vote.

[Frazod]

I still say take five to be next round to see where the votes go then, between |douch| and hootie expecially, then take the top three or two for the final vote.

Can't do it. Has to be a Final Four.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Can't do it. Has to be a Final Four.

Will the douches get banners for their sigs for that ROFL You know damn well Piers would take pride in it even with a loss.

[Frazod]

Will the douches get banners for their sigs for that ROFL You know damn well Piers would take pride in it even with a loss.

I don't know. Everybody else seems to be taking this in stride, but Wickedtard is really angry.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I don't know. Everybody else seems to be taking this in stride, but Wickedtard is really angry.

I say Douche of the Year Final 4 2013 banners for all that make it to the last four!!!

Hell, I'm sure he has the douche in him to complete str8ght

[crazycoffey]

Can't do it. Has to be a Final Four.

Says who? This isn't collage basketball. You can do what ever you want, douch master general! This is your poll competition.

[Rasputin]

Jeez, I didn't even vote for one of the Top 5 guys. Mine was the only one to welch a bet on me. Now that is douche to the extreme.

Yeah that is douche to do, but I don't see how any one can take KnowMo serious? His post are commic gold and he believes his shit. Can't make up things he says. I couldn't bring myself to vote for KnowMo.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Yeah that is douche to do, but I don't see how any one can take KnowMo serious? His post are commic gold and he believes his shit. Can't make up things he says. I couldn't bring myself to vote for KnowMo.

I'm sad I have to find a new Reek, but he shouldn't have welched.

[crazycoffey]

Says who? This isn't collage basketball. You can do what ever you want, douch master general! This is your poll competition.

There's 25 votes to non-top5, all those to one person could swing the power to any one of the top 5.

[Rasputin]

Zach just gets more grief because he likes and promotes soccer so much. I don't think he goes out of his way to be douche.

[Rasputin]

:shake:

ROFL

[Frazod]

Zach just gets more grief because he likes and promotes soccer so much. I don't think he goes out of his way to be douche.

I'll say he's not nearly as much of a douche as Wickedson.

That's about it.

[B14ckmon]

Some fat fuck mod banned me from the bomb thread even though I contributed probably more than anyone to it.

I vote him and his children as Douche of the year.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Hootie just might miss the cut. We need conversation about NBA players taking over the NFL NOW

[Bambi]

I still say take five to be next round to see where the votes go then, between |douch| and hootie expecially, then take the top three or two for the final vote.

Might as well. This is being organized by a Mizzou fan. Terms like Final Four, BCS, and Championship are completely irrelevant to him.

Just change the rules being that it doesn't really matter.

[B14ckmon]

Might as well. This is being organized by a Mizzou fan. Terms like Final Four, BCS, and Championship are completely irrelevant to him.

Just change the rules being that it doesn't really matter.

Get out of my thread bitch.

[stonedstooge]

Who won last year?

[Bambi]

Get out of my thread bitch.

This is a annual treat for me. I have diatribes written about me with pleads for people to vote me in as a "douche".

I simply stick around to enjoy the failure. It's hilarious.

[Bambi]

Who won last year?

It stopped before there was a winner. People weren't interested.

[Frazod]

It stopped before there was a winner. People weren't interested.

Wrong. KCChiefsfan 50/50 won.

Lying about the previous year's results. Very douchy!

[B14ckmon]

This is a annual treat for me. I have diatribes written about me with pleads for people to vote me in as a "douche".

I simply stick around to enjoy the failure. It's hilarious.

I didn't read this post but I am going to assume it has something to do with you wanting my dick.

[Rasputin]

Wrong. KCChiefsfan 50/50 won.

Lying about the previous year's results. Very douchy!

But hindsite was 20/20 that he would win anyways.

[Bambi]

I didn't read this post but I am going to assume it has something to do with you wanting my dick.

mirror mirror

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[Bambi]

Wrong. KCChiefsfan 50/50 won.

Lying about the previous year's results. Very douchy!

Just because someone was winning when people stopped being interested in your contest doesn't mean you have a winner. lol, dumb ass ROFL

[Frazod]

mirror mirror

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHnjrfRCEAAfc0A.jpg:large

It's too late for beards, Bambi!

[B14ckmon]

mirror mirror

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHnjrfRCEAAfc0A.jpg:large

I like what I see there

[Bambi]

I like what I see there

These girls really have it going nowadays

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIAUIlsCEAAAO0y.jpg:large

[Frazod]

Isn't this more your speed, Bambi?

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[Bambi]

Isn't this more your speed, Bambi?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQegrozFMdRUNzf2VHJra6HqSTnhIn9plKP1pzQdC9oKsHHLtP_HQ

I remember that. Earlier in the night he was doing this. ROFL










































































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[Frazod]

Interesting.

So did he go all Brokeback with his boyfriend after this, too?

http://ktgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/eatit.jpg

[Bambi]

Nope...he did this. How did your year end up? ROFL

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/kan/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/1589299.jpeg

[Frazod]

Nope...he did this. How did your year end up? ROFL

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/kan/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/1589299.jpeg

He got a job selling fruit? Cool. I know he didn't have any future playing in the NFL.

[Bambi]

lol, here you go. Couldn't have summed up the entrance into the SEC better myself

http://www.muckfizzou.com/images/SEC_Muck_shirt_navy.png

[Bambi]

He got a job selling fruit? Cool. I know he didn't have any future playing in the NFL.

I don't think he ever planned on playing in the NFL. He got us the BCS. He did his job.

I'm not sure why you're bringing him up but it sure is funny.

[Frazod]

OVER.

In a stunning upset, Hootie gets punked by Zach and bounced from the final round.

Better luck next year, dude!

Advancing to the Douchy Final Four are:

Bl4ckmon
DaneMcCloud
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
[Zach]

Final poll to follow shortly.

[Frazod]

I don't think he ever planned on playing in the NFL. He got us the BCS. He did his job.

I'm not sure why you're bringing him up but it sure is funny.

Meanwhile.....

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2013/04-April/tempOTAS_017--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG?width=960&height=720

That must really warm your heart.

[Bambi]

Meanwhile.....

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2013/04-April/tempOTAS_017--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG?width=960&height=720

That must really warm your heart.

Backup quarterback who has never seen an NFL field. If that doesn't say Mizzou I don't know what does. ROFL

[Frazod]

Backup quarterback who has never seen an NFL field. If that doesn't say Mizzou I don't know what does. ROFL

That's your quarterback, Bambi. Don't you want him to succeed?

[Bambi]

That's your quarterback, Bambi. Don't you want him to succeed?

I'll root for any Chiefs qb when they are on the field no problem.

That won't be happening but rest assured if it ever does he'll get my cheers.

[CrazyPhuD]

Wooo wooo the Final Whores....

[B14ckmon]

No one gives a shit about either of your shitty colleges.

[Bambi]

No one gives a shit about either of your shitty colleges.

No doubt. Trashing Frazod's threads is a personal hobby of mine in which I enjoy however.

Nothing gets him more upset than KU buttfucking his team year in and year out.

[Frazod]

No doubt. Trashing Frazod's threads is a personal hobby of mine in which I enjoy however.

Nothing gets him more upset than KU buttfucking his team year in and year out.

First you'll have to be man enough to play us again....... LMAO

[Al Bundy]

Holy shit Dane is running away with this one.

[Bambi]

First you'll have to be man enough to play us again....... LMAO

I think you're having a hard enough time with the sports in which you've decided to compete.

lol

http://www.muckfizzou.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Mizzou_2012_basketball1.png

[Al Bundy]

Damn Wickedson went all Beaker fan in this thread.

[Frazod]

I think you're having a hard enough time with the sports in which you've decided to compete.

lol

http://www.muckfizzou.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Mizzou_2012_basketball1.png

Meh. How's that football thing working out for you?

When you've won a Big XII conference game more recently than Nebraska or Missouri, do let me know, won't you?

[Bambi]

Damn Wickedson went all Beaker fan in this thread.

It's funny picturing Frazod break his Alamo Bowl appearance trophies while he angers over Kansas success.

Doesn't pay much to be a bitch these days.

[Bambi]

Meh. How's that football thing working out for you?

When you've won a Big XII conference game more recently than Nebraska or Missouri, do let me know, won't you?

Once you win anything you'll let me know?

[Frazod]

Once you win anything you'll let me know?

Hey, we can at least win the occasional conference game.

Really, it's not that hard.

[Bambi]

Hey, we can at least win the occasional conference game.

Really, it's not that hard.

"occasional". Yep, that's Mizzou for 100 years.

If only you could have more against Kansas you'd really have something. Or a BCS game.....or even a Final Four.....really, anything?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Wow. Caliphas Douchewaffle FTW.
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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Another thread of Wicked getting owned hard by Frazod. What an epic douche!!!