Ok dirty old men, need opinions on bar name...

[AustinChief]

I have a buddy that is looking to open a sports bar with sexy waitresses. He had some crappy names but one that I think its a good one...

TIGHT ENDS!

Basically make it the ass-man version of Hooters. Think girls in obscenely short skirts/cheerleader outfits.

He is looking for input on the name and if there are better names he should consider.

What say you?

[BlackHelicopters]

Clitoral Hoodz

[booger]

Whiskey Dicks

[AustinChief]

ok, again he is looking for BETTER names.

[ClevelandBronco]

Too obvious to be clever. Then again, clever probably doesn't matter for something like this.

[BlackHelicopters]

Whiskey Dicks

Actually a bar in JoMo with this name.

[Bwana]

Teasers

[stonedstooge]

Shady Lady

[B14ckmon]

Bottoms Up

[AustinChief]

Shady Lady

too strip clubby

[AustinChief]

Bottoms Up

doesn't really have any sports connection... plus I'm pretty sure there is a bar with that name in almost every town.

[AustinChief]

Too obvious to be clever. Then again, clever probably doesn't matter for something like this.

Agreed, but it's slightly more clever than having a sports bar called Hooters...

[teedubya]

Tight Ends! sounds like a gay bar.

[AustinChief]

Tight Ends! sounds like a gay bar.

No that is Wide Receivers.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

The Rump Dump

['Hamas' Jenkins]

There was an ass version of Hooters in CoMo that went under. It was called Honey Bunz.

[BourbonMan]

BADA BING

[prhom]

The Back Endzone

[crazycoffey]

Butthurt Geno fans

[BourbonMan]

Butthurt Geno fans

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[MTG#10]

The Shaved Beaver

[Sassy Squatch]

The more important question is will there be smoking allowed?

[Mr. Laz]

TIGHT ENDS!

this could turn gay bar really quick

[TimeForWasp]

Is this a sport?

[crazycoffey]

I've always wanted to name a bar "rehab"

Going to rehab honey, be back in a few hours.
Last night at rehab we had soooo much fun

[Rain Man]

Agreed, but it's slightly more clever than having a sports bar called Hooters...

What are you talking about? It's named after an owl.

[BourbonMan]

OMAHA...OMAHA ROFL

[AustinChief]

What are you talking about? It's named after an owl.

Exactly! and what do OWLS have to do with sports? see, not very clever!

[Rain Man]

Huddles.

[AustinChief]

The more important question is will there be smoking allowed?

YES, It's going to be in Round Rock not Austin.

[AustinChief]

I've always wanted to name a bar "rehab"

Going to rehab honey, be back in a few hours.
Last night at rehab we had soooo much fun

Bar on 6th street called The Library for just that reason.

Of course now if you say you're going to the library people assume you are homeless and going to jerk off.

[mikey23545]

Asphoral

[Rain Man]

"Nine in the box"

[BourbonMan]

SideLines

[mikey23545]

"Nine in the box"

Oooohh...

[Tribal Warfare]

Is it a Football,Baseball,Hockey ect... themed bar

[AustinChief]

"Nine in the box"

ok now this is a really good one... but dare I say it... possibly TOO dirty!

[LoneWolf]

The Spread Option

The Muffed Punt

Tight Coverage

Penetrating Defense

The Regal Beagle--I liked Three's Company

[AustinChief]

Is it a Football,Baseball,Hockey ect... themed bar

Sports in general but he would probably be willing to focus on football or baseball or whatever if it worked out better

[Rain Man]

The Juggling Catch.

[crazycoffey]

Three Gap

[AustinChief]

The Spread Option

The Muffed Punt

Tight Coverage

Penetrating Defense

The Regal Beagle--I liked Three's Company

These are all awesome.. and I love Three's Company as well, I have decided to use Larry Dallas as my fake name when going out

[BourbonMan]

NICE HANDS....And then have the shirts and short shorts, have hand imprints where their tits and ass cheeks are.

[CrazyPhuD]

Third vote for it sounds like a Gay bar!

How about 'Second Base'?

[Tribal Warfare]

Power Play

Splitters

nothing but nets

KTFO

[crazycoffey]

69 toss power trap. (I know I changed the 65 to 69)

[AustinChief]

NICE HANDS....And then have the shirts and short shorts, have hand imprints where their tits and ass cheeks are.

Good idea BUT this is Texas and people will assume the hand prints are instructions for where they can put theirs.... not the best idea...

[AustinChief]

Third vote for it sounds like a Gay bar!

How about 'Second Base'?

There is already a huge sports bar called 3rd base in Austin

[TribalElder]

dirty turf

rim shots

scores

loaded diamonds

between the hashes

bottoms of the 9th

[Hammock Parties]

The End Zone

She's Got A Nice Bubble

Marion's Butt (marion butts)

Steve's Cheeks (steve cheeks)

Wishboners

[crazycoffey]

Good idea BUT this is Texas and people will assume the hand prints are instructions for where they can put theirs.... not the best idea...

That's true...

[Mojo Jojo]

The Five Hole

[AustinChief]

If it was hockey themed I'd suggest FIVE-HOLE

[TribalElder]

The back 9

[AustinChief]

The Five Hole

hahaha I was just posting that!

[EagleRob]

Back Judges
Touchbacks
Backstops

[Sorce]

grass on the field

[Hammock Parties]

Three Hards and a Cloud of Lust

[LoneWolf]

What about a golf themed bar called:

Split the Fairway

Never Up, Never In

Deep in the Rough

[CrazyPhuD]

'100% Real...........Sports' (although it might reduce the recruiting pool....but hell you're in Austin if you can't find young perky breasts then you're not trying).

[crazycoffey]

Third and inches
Run run pass punt
Up the gut
Slot receivers
96 Wanda
Deep outs

[Rain Man]

If it was a strip bar, "Illegal Motion" would be a great name. Maybe "Illegal Shift" would be good, but then his kitchen would get raided by ICE all the time.

"Backfield in Motion" may be a little too suggestive, too. It's a fine line to straddle.

[Hammock Parties]

What about a golf themed bar called:

Split the Fairway

Never Up, Never In

Deep in the Rough

Hard Shafts

[CrazyPhuD]

Bush League?

[Rain Man]

If it was hockey themed I'd suggest FIVE-HOLE

Oh. "The Two-Gap".

[Hammock Parties]

John David's Booty

[Sorce]

Cooter

[Tribal Warfare]

Got Skillz

[CrazyPhuD]

Tap Dat?(come on it's a bar sports are implied!)

[crazycoffey]

Shoot the Gap
Run and Shoot
Wildcat

[Icon]

the Eager Beaver

[AustinChief]

I passed all of these on...

so far his favorite is The Muffed Punt... but I think that may be just a bit too dirty.

[Hammock Parties]

Wishboners is the best.

[Hammock Parties]

Too bad the reference isn't widely known because "Imports" would be a great double entendre.

[Hammock Parties]

Double Wide Set

[Darien25]

The Homerun Club

Fair Balls

Round Rock Review

[threebag]

Play-A-Round

You could have nine waitresses on first shift
Nine on second shift

And call them the front and back nine

[Rain Man]

The Two-Point Stance.

[Davechief]

The Purple Mushroom.

[threebag]

Love/Love Juice

[Scorp]

Stiff Dickies or Stiffy Dicks

[BlackHelicopters]

Fireman's Hat

[threebag]

Good Game

[Rain Man]

Actually, Playoffs would be a good name in all seriousness. It's sports related and it sounds fun.

[Darien25]

Lickety Splitz

[Darien25]

I've always wanted to name a bar "rehab"

Going to rehab honey, be back in a few hours.
Last night at rehab we had soooo much fun

I think there is a "Rehab" club in Vegas

[teedubya]

Bush League?

Even better if its a brewery... Bush League Brew

[LoneWolf]

I passed all of these on...

so far his favorite is The Muffed Punt... but I think that may be just a bit too dirty.

If he names it The Muffed Punt and it is wildly successful, will I get free drinks for life?

[Bump]

Former Cheerleaders that are now High School Teachers.


it's a little long, but that should bring people in.

[mlyonsd]

Easy's.

[Darien25]

Pussy Galore

[AustinChief]

If he names it The Muffed Punt and it is wildly successful, will I get free drinks for life?

I'll lobby for ya for sure!

[hometeam]

Sweet Cheeks~

[threebag]

Trophy Room

[CrazyPhuD]

Call it....'Defense Defense'...of course no one will call it(but you can make a good sign) that most likely they'll use short hand.....'DDs'

[Setsuna]

Balls Deep

Good for football, baseball, golf, etc.

I win the internetz!

[CrazyPhuD]

No Breast for the Beery?

[CrazyPhuD]

Or since it's Austin.....'Horns and Tails'

[rockymtnchief]

Moose Knuckles

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/mooseknuckle.jpg

[Demonpenz]

Cum Drenched Vagina Walls and sports

[crazycoffey]

Pinch hitters
Bases loaded
Sports derby
Gladiators
Stealing home
Home plate
stick ball
The rough or the ruff
Red zone

[crazycoffey]

On deck
Winner's circle
Fastballs
Corked Bat
Knuckler's or knuckle ball
Sticky hands
The trenches

[crazycoffey]

I kinda like "the Corked Bat" the most of those

[Psyko Tek]

'dat azz
starfish
or call it the color of the shorts

[Bowser]

The Wing T

[Chiefshrink]

"BJ's"

[booger]

Reverse cowgirl

[booger]

Actually a bar in JoMo with this name.

Shit that figures. How about beaver slime?

[booger]

ok now this is a really good one... but dare I say it... possibly TOO dirty!

I guess Cocktails and creampies is out then

[booger]

The bald hyenia

Wtf is that? I don't know butt i would drink there

[booger]

Stinky pinky

[booger]

Long snapper

You fuckers are slipping

[booger]

Screwballs

[booger]

Cum Drenched Vagina Walls and sports

This one has potential

[MotherfuckerJones]

Cockblocker

[booger]

Moose Knuckles

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/mooseknuckle.jpg

Turn it sideways and it kind looks like a cheese burger

[big nasty kcnut]

The Asstion Zone.

[booger]

Muffy's

[Mrs. Loopner]

The Ballsack

The AIDS Tree

[Mrs. Loopner]

Sorry, Flaming AIDS Tree

[booger]

Squeeze play

(.)(.)

[booger]

Jugs and suds
Moonshiners and giners

[booger]

That's all I got tonight. I have to stop before my balls shrivel up

[GloryDayz]

"The Y"

[booger]

Bump n run

[MotherfuckerJones]

The Smack and Sniff

[Hog Rider]

Upper Deck

Pinkly Taurus

[LiveSteam]

The Beaver Den

[Fritz88]

Don't have anything at the moment, but Tight Ends indeed sucks.

[Mrs. Loopner]

The "G" Spot

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Back ups
Benched

[LiveSteam]

The "G" Spot

Are you a MILTF Mrs. Loopner.

[jspchief]

Third Base

[Mrs. Loopner]

Are you a MILTF Mrs. Loopner.

Butt, of course! ;)

[LiveSteam]

Butt, of course! ;)

I see what you did there. You dirty lil miltf you

[Brendan08901]

"Ramming up the Middle"
"The Mud Bowl"
"Going Long"

[Brendan08901]

"Pocket Protection"
"Through the Seam"
"Going Deep"
"Watching the Backside"

[Setsuna]

Alright pulling out the big guns. Whatever that phrase is about bouncing a nickel/dime/quarter off of someone's posterior. Whichever one it is, call it that. Quarters, Nickels, or Dimes.
/thread

[bevischief]

I've always wanted to name a bar "rehab"

Going to rehab honey, be back in a few hours.
Last night at rehab we had soooo much fun

ROFL

[bevischief]

Touchdowns.

[bevischief]

Sacked.

[big nasty kcnut]

how about how about titty and bits

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The Charity Stripe

"Line up to get yours!"

[bevischief]

first down.

[bevischief]

4th and inches.

[bevischief]

Tail gate.

[bevischief]

Touchdown.

[Strongside]

The box

The box score

The score

Play by play

Curves

The short porch

Knockouts

The gap

[bevischief]

The catch.

[bevischief]

3rd down.

[Dunerdr]

Knockouts k on one ass cheek o on the other

[Raiderhater]

4th and inches.



4th and Drunk

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It will be renamed in about a year or two on Bar Rescue anyway ;)

[Predarat]

The C-unt of Monte Cristo.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Asselmania

[KChiefer]

The High And Tight

[KChiefer]

Screwballz

Pom Poms

The Dump-off Ass

ChILFs

[Fishpicker]

the dime package

sports wounds

gash defense

bent over for the huddle

if he opened the bar in Cleveland, it could be called the Browns' Star

[Sofa King]

The 1 and done.

The retread quarterback's club.

The John David Booty.

The Spread Offense.

The Alex Smith sucks ass.

Coming from Behind

Bum Watchers (this can go several ways.)

The Flopnutsfeedsmygoldfish club.

[Sofa King]

"Ramming up the Middle"
"The Mud Bowl"
"Going Long"

LMAO

[KChiefer]

Bum Watchers (this can go several ways.)


Dem Bums

[KChiefer]

Tushies

[Sofa King]

Dem Bums

I thought "Bum Watchers" was especially good for Chiefs fans. We're watching bums on the screen as well as in the bar.

[shitgoose]

The Catchers Mitt

Backstops

Seymour Butts

[KChiefer]

I thought "Bum Watchers" was especially good for Chiefs fans. We're watching bums on the screen as well as in the bar.

Agreed. Bums is a great double entendre. Dem Bums would be perfect if it was in Los Angeles or Brooklyn as that was the pet name of the Brooklyn Dodgers.

[crazycoffey]

The bleachers

[MTG#10]

Cunts and Balls

[R8RFAN]

Bottoms Up

[R8RFAN]

The Bearded Clam

[Pasta Little Brioni]

The Bearded Clam

I'm still eagerly awaiting your "lesson" in the other thread

[boogblaster]

Topp Heavy

[lewdog]

Titties, ass and beer.

[Dayze]

Nipples

[WhiteWhale]

Whiskey Dicks

There is a bar 1 mile from my house with that name.

[R8RFAN]

I'm still eagerly awaiting your "lesson" in the other thread

I had to work later than normal last night and it's now the weekend and the only thing on my mind is some good food and good beer.... Hold that thought

[GloryDayz]

PIIHB

[Valiant]

The back 9

He said sports related

[Hammock Parties]

Jumbo Package

[Rausch]

Me and my brother fought over this for YEARS but ended up with "Challenge Flag."

Some waitress gets some unnecessary roughness and "CHALLENGE FLAG!"

Some overly happy patron starts a fight and he's surrounded by 4 employees throwing "CHALLENGE FLAGS!"

So...that's pretty much it...

[Contrarian]

Swaffles (that means to smack your dick against something in Swedish)
Asstro Turf
Bouncers

[bevischief]

Refs.

[bevischief]

Interns.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Live Midget Wrestling

[philfree]

Rosey Cheeks

[KChiefer]

Rock Bottoms

The Rock Bottom

"Hey guys, I gonna hit Rock Bottom."

I like this.

Damn it, not original http://www.rockbottom.com/full-menu

[kcjayhawks5]

Fuck this team

[CrazyPhuD]

If you show Rugby games you could call it 'Hookers'....I mean what guy wouldn't want to go to his wife when she asks where he's going and say....'I'm going to visit Hookers'

[KChiefer]

The Looking glASS