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Direckshun
04-20-2013, 09:54 PM
Here was the 2013 ChiefsPlanet Mock all the way up to the Dolphins 2(b) pick (which I'm assuming we're getting for Albert):

1st Round
1 Kansas City - SNR - Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
2 Jacksonville - Pestilence - Sharrif Floyd , DT, Florida
3 Oakland - ChiefsCountry - Matt Barkley, QB, USC
4 Philadelphia - Mr. Flopnuts - Eric Fisher, OT, Central Michigan
5 Detroit - Sfeihc - Ziggy Ansah, DE, BYU
6 Cleveland - Bo's Pelini - Dee Milner, CB, Alabama
7 Arizona - DeezNutz - Dion Jordan, OLB, Oregon
8 Buffalo - BossChief - Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia
9 New York Jets - Sorter - Barkevious Mingo, OLB/DE, LSU
10 Tennessee - Marco Polo - Chance Warmack, G, Alabama
11 San Diego - DJ's left nut - Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M
12 Miami - DaKCManAP - Bjorn Werner, DE, Florida State
13 Tampa Bay - crazycoffey - Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
14 Carolina - Direckshun - Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri
15 New Orleans - Nightfyre - Damontre Moore, OLB, Texas A&M
16 St. Louis - Rams Fan - Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee
17 Pittsburgh -Mr. Flopnuts - Jarvis Jones, OLB/DE, Georgia
18 Dallas - ChiefsCountry - Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma
19 New York Giants - Sorter - Kenny Vaccaro, FS, Texas
20 Chicago- crazycoffey - Jonathan Cooper, G, North Carolina
21 Cincinnati - DaKCManAP - Keenan Allen, WR, California
22 St. Louis (from Washington) - Rams Fan - Matt Elam, S, Florida
23 Minnesota - Sfeihc - Xavier Rhodes, CB, Florida State
24 Indianapolis - Direckshun - Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee
25 Minnesota (from Seattle) - Sfeihc - Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
26 Green Bay - SNR - Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame
27 Houston - DJ's left nut - Alec Ogletree, LB, Georgia
28 Denver - DeezNutz - Eddie Lacy, RB, Alabama
29 New England -Marco Polo - DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Clemson
30 Atlanta - BossChief - Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington
31 San Francisco - Nightfyre - Eric Reid, S, LSU
32 Baltimore - Bo's Pelini - Johnathan Banks, CB, Mississippi State

2nd Round
33 Jacksonville - Pestilence - Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State
34 San Francisco - (from KC) - Nightfyre - Margus Hunt, DE, SMU
35 Philadelphia - Mr. Flopnuts - Sylvester Williams, DE/DT, North Carolina
36 Detroit - Sfeihc - Arthur Brown, LB, KSU
37 Cincinnati - (from Oak) - DaKCManAP - DJ Fluker, OT, Alabama
38 Arizona - DeezNutz - EJ Manuel, QB, Florida State
39 Cleveland (FORFEIT SUPP. DRAFT)
40 New York Jets - Sorter - Ryan Nassib, QB Syracuse
41 Tennessee - Marco Polo - Datone Jones, DE, UCLA
42 Buffalo - BossChief - Mike Glennon, QB, NC State
43 Miami - DaKCManAP - Jamar Taylor, CB, Boise State
44 Tampa Bay - crazycoffey - Zach Ertz, TE, Stanford
45 Carolina - Direckshun - Kawann Short, DT, Purdue
46 New Orleans (FORFEIT BOUNTYGATE)
47 San Diego - DJ's left nut - Jonathan Jenkins, NT, Georgia
48 St. Louis - Rams Fan - Khaseem Greene, LB, Rutgers
49 Dallas - ChiefsCountry - Larry Warford, G, Kentucky
50 Pittsburgh - Mr. Flopnuts - Robert Woods, WR, USC
51 New York Giants - Sorter - Alex Okafor, DE, Texas
52 Chicago - crazycoffey - Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
53 Washington - Rams Fan - Blidi Wreh-Wilson, CB, UConn
54 Minnesota - Sfeihc - Jonathon Cyprien, SS, Florida Int..
55 Cincinnati - DaKCManAP - Sam Montgomery, DE, LSU

Now, again, let's stop with the SNR fantasy land: WE ARE DRAFTING JOECKEL OR FISHER WITH THE 1.1 PICK.

Accepting that, who do you take? Here's the draft (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=9509994#post9509994).

The top remaining talent at this point, in my humble opinion:

QB Tyler Wilson, Arkansas
QB Tyler Bray, Tennessee
RB Giovani Bernard, North Carolina
WR Aaron Dobson, Marshall
WR Da'Rick Rogers, Tennessee Tech
OT Kyle Long, Oregon
OT Menelik Watson, Florida State
OT Terron Armstead, Arkansas-Pine Bluff
OG Justin Pugh, Syracuse
OG/C Barrett Jones, Alabama
OLB Cornellius "Tank" Carradine, Florida State
OLB Corey Lemonier, Auburn
OLB/ILB Sio Moore, Connecticut
ILB Kevin Minter, LSU
ILB Jon Bostic, Florida
S Bacarri Rambo, Georgia

To me, Menelik Watson, Giovani Bernard, Cornellius Carradine, Kevin Minter, Justin Pugh, and Barratt Jones are the can't miss guys there.

My preference would be Carradine or Minter. Minter is the better player, Carradine's position is far more important. Barratt Jones would also make a ton of sense.

Given that we just dropped a 1.1 on Joeckel, Watson and Pugh make little sense. Plus, they're going in the 1st anyway.

RealSNR
04-20-2013, 09:56 PM
WTF is this? Take A Shit On SNR Day?

I received no memo.

O.city
04-20-2013, 09:56 PM
I think Jones falls into the 3rd, so I'd take him out of here.

Same with Wilson.


Minter or Bostic would be my choice.

Minter prefer. I think he's got Bowman upside. He's a nasty mother fucker to.

RunKC
04-20-2013, 09:57 PM
There is no way in hell Cyprien falls that far.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-20-2013, 09:58 PM
Too pissed to give a fuck at this point

penbrook
04-20-2013, 09:59 PM
We might not have a second round pick.

Since more than likely early second round is where qbs will be going.

We use that second round pick with a later round pick and trade into the bottom of the first and draft our man Geno Smith!!

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:00 PM
WRWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWR

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:01 PM
WTF is this? Take A Shit On SNR Day?

I received no memo.

Every day is shit on SNR day. Huzzah!

a pp roach
04-20-2013, 10:01 PM
holy shit, the draft is next week. wow..that was fast

O.city
04-20-2013, 10:01 PM
Rogers would be tough to pass with his skillset though.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:03 PM
I'd like to see the WR history in the 2nd round.

I bet the bust rate is MUCH lower than QB (which is where all the true fan mouthbreathing cock chuggers want us to go).

ChiefAshhole20
04-20-2013, 10:03 PM
I'd choose Tank, Wilson, Rombo, or Bostic. Barrett has some injury problem that I want to stay away from until at least the 3rd.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-20-2013, 10:04 PM
Those available selections for the most part make me want to cry. Especially after pissing away 1-1 on a LT.

O.city
04-20-2013, 10:06 PM
Carradine would also be tough to part over, although I'm not sure if he could stand up in the 34?

D, thoughts?

Rain Man
04-20-2013, 10:08 PM
It's not necessarily our biggest need area, but the more I read about Minter the more I like him. I know I should go quarterback, but I'll go Minter and see if we can win a Super Bowl off a terrifying linebacker corps like the Giants did in 1986.

lewdog
04-20-2013, 10:09 PM
If not Geno, then Wilson....no question.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:11 PM
This guy is not going in the 1st.

16 St. Louis - Rams Fan - Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee

If he's there in the 2nd and we have #42, think about trading up.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:12 PM
Carradine would also be tough to part over, although I'm not sure if he could stand up in the 34?

D, thoughts?

He's a hair under 280 lbs, but he has outstanding speed. He could stand up and rush from the outside, absolutely. I don't care that he was a one year wonder. I honestly don't give a shit. I think he's very athletic and tenacious. He did get his shit pushed in a couple times though because he plays so overzealous. Smarter OL were able to get the better of him on that.

Carradine's problem is health. He's recovering from an ACL tear in January. He'll almost certainly start out the season PUP. And while the NFL has a pretty good track record of getting ACL victims back to 100%, you can't ever be sure that's what you'll get.

threebag
04-20-2013, 10:12 PM
Why can't we have Sam Montgomery?

ChiefaRoo
04-20-2013, 10:12 PM
Take the Center/True Fan

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-20-2013, 10:13 PM
I'd rather fuck RunKC's entire mongoloid family than draft Wilson or Jones.
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O.city
04-20-2013, 10:14 PM
He's a hair under 280 lbs, but he has outstanding speed. He could stand up and rush from the outside, absolutely.

Carradine's problem is health. He's recovering from an ACL tear in January. He'll almost certainly start out the season PUP. And while the NFL has a pretty good track record of getting ACL victims back to 100%, you can't ever be sure that's what you'll get.

Seems he just ran like a 4.8 this week at a pro day. Impressive considering he's 5 months post ACL tear.

I'd still go Minter and try and get Lemonier later.

TLO
04-20-2013, 10:14 PM
I'd like Wilson or Bray.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-20-2013, 10:14 PM
I'd rather fuck RunKC's entire mongoloid family than draft Nassib,Wilson, or Jones.
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Added one in

penbrook
04-20-2013, 10:15 PM
So heres a scenario where it is risky as Fuck but could label Dorsey as a genius.

We might not have a second round pick.

Since more than likely early second round is where qbs will be going.

Several personnel and analysts say if Geno gets past Jax he will go in the second round.

We use that second round pick with a later round pick and trade into the bottom of the first and draft our man Geno Smith!!

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:17 PM
Seems he just ran like a 4.8 this week at a pro day. Impressive considering he's 5 months post ACL tear.

I'd still go Minter and try and get Lemonier later.

His best fit would probably be playing DE in a smaller 4-3 arrangement like a cover 2 or a wide 9.

If you believe in him, he's a very interesting option for the hybrid defense we'll be running.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-20-2013, 10:17 PM
Added one in

Nassib or Bray wouldn't piss me off at this point.
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Sorter
04-20-2013, 10:18 PM
I find the lack of Rambo faith disturbing.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:18 PM
Why can't we have Sam Montgomery?

We can. Just didn't include him.

I think he goes deeper in the draft. 4th or 5th round. Low 3rd at the best.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-20-2013, 10:19 PM
So heres a scenario where it is risky as Fuck but could label Dorsey as a genius.

We might not have a second round pick.

Since more than likely early second round is where qbs will be going.

Several personnel and analysts say if Geno gets past Jax he will go in the second round.

We use that second round pick with a later round pick and trade into the bottom of the first and draft our man Geno Smith!!

I don't understand passing on a guy then trading up and getting him. You either think he's franchise caliber and pull the trigger or you pass. Seems dumb as fuck. Fuck value. A top level QB is worth all the picks in the draft and don't play around with letting someone else snag the guy you try to get "value" on.

Bugeater
04-20-2013, 10:20 PM
WRWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWR
This.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:22 PM
My whore of a mother is always a very popular poll option.

I'm starting to think it should replace GAZ.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 10:23 PM
I don't understand passing on a guy then trading up and getting him. You either think he's franchise caliber and pull the trigger or you pass. Seems dumb as ****. **** value. A top level QB is worth all the picks in the draft and don't play around with letting someone else snag the guy you try to get "value" on.

There down to 4 players and Bad Guy said Geno is one of them. If you trade Albert your gonna have to draft a tackle. You can only draft 1 player overall. There probably thinking Geno will fall in the draft as Joeckel, Fisher, Johnson wont.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-20-2013, 10:25 PM
So, Direck is taking 4 players with our one 2nd rounder :hmmm: Last I checked teams don't walk to the podium and go "I'll be happy with this guy, this guy, this guy, or this guy." You pick one and own it.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-20-2013, 10:25 PM
My whore of a mother is always a very popular poll option.

I'm starting to think it should replace GAZ.

I like this idea. I also like your whore of a mother.
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Rain Man
04-20-2013, 10:25 PM
My whore of a mother is always a very popular poll option.

I'm starting to think it should replace GAZ.

I actually voted for both Minter and your whore of a mother. I hope that didn't violate any poll rules.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:27 PM
So, Direck is taking 4 players with our one 2nd rounder :hmmm: Last I checked teams don't walk to the podium and go "I'll be happy with this guy, this guy, this guy, or this guy." You pick one and own it.

You don't know that. Nobody's tried it yet.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:27 PM
I actually voted for both Minter and your whore of a mother. I hope that didn't violate any poll rules.

My whore of a mother takes all polls.

Sorter
04-20-2013, 10:28 PM
You don't know that. Nobody's tried it yet.

This.

Nightfyre
04-20-2013, 10:29 PM
So Brandon Albert is worth Kyle Long. :facepalm:

O.city
04-20-2013, 10:29 PM
The ILB hole is just monstrous right now, hard to pass on MInter.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:30 PM
So Brandon Albert is worth Kyle Long. :facepalm:

Albert and his cap hit would be worth Kyle Long and his.

Chiefs=Champions
04-20-2013, 10:30 PM
Take tyler bray because i think we can get direcks whore mother at the top of the third.

Nightfyre
04-20-2013, 10:32 PM
Albert and his cap hit would be worth Kyle Long and his.

Absolute bullshit. When you actually hit on a pick like Albert - you maintain his talent and build up around it. We don't have enough talent to afford the luxury of shedding it yet.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:36 PM
Absolute bullshit. When you actually hit on a pick like Albert - you maintain his talent and build up around it. We don't have enough talent to afford the luxury of shedding it yet.

Too late, bro.

Albert's heading down south to the land of Super Bowls and franchise QBs.

Something Kansas City knows dick about.

Incidentally I can't remember the Dolphins EVER spending a top 10 pick on a LT, other than that jackass Parcells.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:36 PM
Too late, bro.

Albert's heading down south to the land of Super Bowls and franchise QBs.

Something Kansas City knows dick about.

Yes. Tannehill. Franchise QBs.

The only thing Miami is good for is fat fucking contracts. There's not a signing this offseason they didn't overpay for.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 10:36 PM
Here is something to think about. The top 3 lineman Joeckel, Fisher, and Johnson.

Johnson had Jones as his qb. His qb made him look good at times.

Joeckel had Nanziel as his qb. Heisman trophy winner. He made Joeckel look better than he is.

Fisher had who as his qb thata right. I have no fucking clue. Fisher had to earn it himself and now hes being talked about going #1.

Another reason why Fisher should be the OT and not Joeckel.

O.city
04-20-2013, 10:37 PM
Too late, bro.

Albert's heading down south to the land of Super Bowls and franchise QBs.

Something Kansas City knows dick about.

Incidentally I can't remember the Dolphins EVER spending a 10 pick on a LT, other than that jackass Parcells.

Super Bowls?

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:37 PM
Super Bowls?

The Dolphins have been to, and won, the Super Bowl, a lot more than the fucking Kansas City Chiefs.

O.city
04-20-2013, 10:37 PM
It says alot about Jake Long that they didn't wanna spend what they did on him and are now trading a pick plus paying Albert.

Sorter
04-20-2013, 10:38 PM
Here is something to think about. The top 3 lineman Joeckel, Fisher, and Johnson.

Johnson had Jones as his qb. His qb made him look good at times.

Joeckel had Nanziel as his qb. Heisman trophy winner. He made Joeckel look better than he is.

Fisher had who as his qb thata right. I have no fucking clue. Fisher had to earn it himself and now hes being talked about going #1.

Another reason why Fisher should be the OT and not Joeckel.

wut

O.city
04-20-2013, 10:39 PM
The Dolphins have been to, and won, the Super Bowl, a lot more than the ****ing Kansas City Chiefs.

Then be a Dolphins fan?

Stop being a masochist and being a fan of the worse organization in the NFL.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:39 PM
It says alot about Jake Long that they didn't wanna spend what they did on him and are now trading a pick plus paying Albert.

It says brokedick LTs aren't worth shit, and if you really need a top 10 LT you can always flip a 2nd for one.

Bugeater
04-20-2013, 10:40 PM
The Dolphins have been to, and won, the Super Bowl, a lot more than the fucking Kansas City Chiefs.
Not by much.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 10:41 PM
wut

Jones is regarded by some as a top 5 qb. He also leads Oklahoma in about every major statistical category in Oklahome history.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:42 PM
Then be a Dolphins fan?

Stop being a masochist and being a fan of the worse organization in the NFL.

The Miami Dolphins are a storied NFL franchise with a rich history and tradition. It goes far beyond the Perfection of '72. Just think of the names - Griese, Shula, Marino.

How soon we forget the divergent path these franchises embarked upon when the Dolphins slayed the Chiefs in the 1971 playoffs. It was the a true omen of the coming decades.

Miami has the Dolphins
The Greatest Football Team
We take the ball from goal to goal
Like no one's ever seen
We're in the air, we're on the ground
We're always in control
And when you say Miami
You're talking Super Bowl

Bugeater
04-20-2013, 10:42 PM
God, penbook is a retarded motherfucker.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:42 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahome

When the wind rush coming down the plain

Sorter
04-20-2013, 10:43 PM
Jones is regarded by some as a top 5 qb. He also leads Oklahoma in about every major statistical category in Oklahome history.

ROFL

Please tell me how Landry Jones made Lane Johnson look like a better prospect than he is.

Actually, don't. Nobody needs to be subjected to more of your posts except Dzhokhar

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-20-2013, 10:44 PM
It says brokedick LTs aren't worth shit, and if you really need a top 10 LT you can always flip a 2nd for one.

Or...that Ireland is as smart as a bag o' dickhammers?
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penbrook
04-20-2013, 10:44 PM
God, penbook is a retarded mother****er.

Well apparently Bill Polian doesnt think so. He said Landry Jones is the best qb in this draft.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:44 PM
Yes we're the...
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-20-2013, 10:46 PM
Fuck ANYTHING that came from Stoops decrepit vagina. End of discussion!
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Sweet Daddy Hate
04-20-2013, 10:47 PM
Yes we're the...
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One

LMAO
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Bugeater
04-20-2013, 10:49 PM
Well apparently Bill Polian doesnt think so. He said Landry Jones is the best qb in this draft.
No, if Bill Polian read some of your posts he most certainly would agree that you're a retarded motherfucker.

Mrs. Loopner
04-20-2013, 10:51 PM
Sorry but the only draft I want to think about is the one up my dress as I have, "sex with a sexy man on the hood of a sexy car!"

MahiMike
04-20-2013, 10:53 PM
Gillislee in the 3rd

penbrook
04-20-2013, 10:54 PM
Gillislee in the 3rd

Lattimore in the third.

Saccopoo
04-20-2013, 10:55 PM
He's a hair under 280 lbs, but he has outstanding speed. He could stand up and rush from the outside, absolutely. I don't care that he was a one year wonder. I honestly don't give a shit. I think he's very athletic and tenacious. He did get his shit pushed in a couple times though because he plays so overzealous. Smarter OL were able to get the better of him on that.

Carradine's problem is health. He's recovering from an ACL tear in January. He'll almost certainly start out the season PUP. And while the NFL has a pretty good track record of getting ACL victims back to 100%, you can't ever be sure that's what you'll get.

Huge upper body, smallish legs. I don't think he's going to give you the right push out of a 34.

He also racked up his sacks as teams doubled up on Bjoern Werner a ton and that Florida State had perhaps the best secondary in college football. A lot of those sacks were coverage sacks which isn't going to happen as much at the next level.

I don't think he gives you anything that you don't already have in Allen Bailey and probably doesn't have the functional strength that Bailey does. A bit of a waste of a pick considering the personnel and system the Chiefs have.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 10:55 PM
Before the Bills raped us...there was Miami in 1991...

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/80366113-mark-clayton-of-the-miami-dolphins-after-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QQLVsIM0XhU%2fEt3ZrC2z%2b02eALY5nj0Ej3HNmAtpNcH8

And 3 years later...more rape...

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/51966704-miami-dolphins-quarterback-dan-marino-is-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=7%2bu15pcdbE417z5ULTrRrkda%2fbtVQ7qZ6fRwoz5lMM8%3d

The Dolphins have been and always will be our cruel overlords.

RealSNR
04-20-2013, 10:55 PM
ROFL

Please tell me how Landry Jones made Lane Johnson look like a better prospect than he is.

Actually, don't. Nobody needs to be subjected to more of your posts except Dzhokhar

OMG WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS?


Luke Dzhockel

YEEEEEAAAAHHHH

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 10:58 PM
Huge upper body, smallish legs. I don't think he's going to give you the right push out of a 34.

He also racked up his sacks as teams doubled up on Bjoern Werner a ton and that Florida State had perhaps the best secondary in college football. A lot of those sacks were coverage sacks which isn't going to happen as much at the next level.

I don't think he gives you anything that you don't already have in Allen Bailey and probably doesn't have the functional strength that Bailey does. A bit of a waste of a pick considering the personnel and system the Chiefs have.

I would put him at OLB.

Saccopoo
04-20-2013, 11:01 PM
I would put him at OLB.

I wouldn't take him over Alex Okafor for that position if both were available.

Too many questions regarding his health (though he did recently run a 4.75 at a workout for pro scouts with the Chiefs in attendance), his stats on a team featuring Werner and that backfield, etc.

Direckshun
04-20-2013, 11:03 PM
I wouldn't take him over Alex Okafor for that position if both were available.

They aren't, here.

Sorter
04-20-2013, 11:06 PM
They aren't, here.

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE ISN'T AVAILABLE THERE!!!!!


LMAO

Molitoth
04-20-2013, 11:07 PM
Tyler Wilson is the second best QB in the draft. Him.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:10 PM
Per KFFL

Chiefs are not committed to trading Branden Albert

Kansas City Chiefs *general manager*John Dorsey *said the team is not committed to trading OT*Branden Albert *even though they have allowed his agent to talk with the*Miami Dolphins . "Branden Albert *is a good football player," Dorsey said. "We wouldn't have stuck the franchise tag on him if he wasn't. It's my job to explore all options and that's kind of what's going on."

Saccopoo
04-20-2013, 11:17 PM
Per KFFL

Chiefs are not committed to trading Branden Albert

Kansas City Chiefs *general manager*John Dorsey *said the team is not committed to trading OT*Branden Albert *even though they have allowed his agent to talk with the*Miami Dolphins . "Branden Albert *is a good football player," Dorsey said. "We wouldn't have stuck the franchise tag on him if he wasn't. It's my job to explore all options and that's kind of what's going on."

GENO! GENO! GENO!

Nightfyre
04-20-2013, 11:18 PM
Hip hip hooray?

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:21 PM
Guys the deal is done. Move on

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:22 PM
Guys the deal is done. Move on

That article was just posted about an hour ago btw.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 11:23 PM
Guys the deal is done. Move on

Oh, I've moved on.

Strike two.

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:24 PM
Before a game is even played?


Tough crowd

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:24 PM
That article was just posted about an hour ago btw.

Dorsey said that yesterday

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 11:31 PM
Before a game is even played?


Tough crowd

I can't think of a better way to neuter an already questionable passing attack than with a noodle-armed checkdown artist and a turnstile rookie LT.

It's a good thing the NFL isn't a passing league or anything.

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:33 PM
Everyone in the media thinks the rookie lt will be an upgrade. Only on cp is he gonna suck.


For it to be a success, he needs to be elite day one

Saccopoo
04-20-2013, 11:34 PM
Guys the deal is done. Move on

And it could be that they let Albert talk to the Dolphins so he and his agent can get a realistic picture of what another team would offer at the high end of the pay scale - which the Dolphins would be for a guy like Albert.

I'm not moving on until the fat lady sings, and that's going to be draft day.

Saccopoo
04-20-2013, 11:37 PM
Everyone in the media thinks the rookie lt will be an upgrade. Only on cp is he gonna suck.


For it to be a success, he needs to be elite day one

The media is retarded. And neither Joeckel or Fisher are elite level prospects for the position.

It took a real elite level guy like Okung two years to get it all together. It took Albert three.

Neither of these guys are going to hit the ground running and will require a pretty steep learning curve adjusting to the NFL, especially on the left side.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:37 PM
Guys the deal is done. Move on

So your trusting a guy named Mike Jurecki. The same guy who said he was 95% sure Reid was gonna be the next head coach of the Cardinals. Espn picked up on that and got embarassed.

People are picking up on this guys report today and running with it the same thing Espn did.

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:38 PM
No, I'm trusting TBGs source who's got everything pretty spot on up to this point.

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 11:39 PM
No, I'm trusting TBGs source who's got everything pretty spot on up to this point.

Wrong.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:40 PM
Wrong.

He hasnt gotten anything wrong yet I think.

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:41 PM
Wrong.

Ok?

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:42 PM
Guess I missed the stuff he got wrong

Hammock Parties
04-20-2013, 11:43 PM
He hasnt gotten anything wrong yet I think.

Swore up and down for weeks that Pioli was coming back.

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:44 PM
Swore up and down for weeks that ***** was coming back.

Oh really now... His source must of been a Pioli guy.

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:45 PM
Swore up and down for weeks that ***** was coming back.

As did every media source?

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:47 PM
As did every media source?

Ok every media source is swearing were taking Joeckel?

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:48 PM
Ok every media source is swearing were taking Joeckel?

I'd say we probably are so they're probably right

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:51 PM
I'd say we probably are so they're probably right

Well im not saying we are.

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:51 PM
Meh I don't really like this move but it's hard to get too upset about it. When they start losing because of it, if the do, then I'll get upset I guess.

But I'm just gonna sit back and let it play out

Titty Meat
04-20-2013, 11:52 PM
I want a fucking QB

Bowser
04-20-2013, 11:52 PM
I want a fucking QB

Can't be quoted enough

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:53 PM
I want a ****ing QB

Im with you.

Im riding Geno all the way up to draft day..

O.city
04-20-2013, 11:55 PM
I think they'll draft one prob not in round 1 though

penbrook
04-20-2013, 11:57 PM
I think they'll draft one prob not in round 1 though

You can be surprised by Reid. He loves to surprise people.

Sorter
04-21-2013, 05:26 AM
Im with you.

Im riding Geno all the way up to draft day..

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gay-seal-meme-cartoon.jpg

Dayze
04-21-2013, 05:58 AM
No homo

milkman
04-21-2013, 06:32 AM
Here's my new plan.

Let's draft Joekel or Fisher round one, Barret Jones in round two.

Follow those picks up with guys like Alvin Bailey, JC Tretter, Jeff Baca, Brian Winters, etc.

Just use every pick in this draft to take O-Line.

Then maybe, next year, and the 3 or 4 years after, we can actually focus on QB and playmaker positions that actually ****ing matter.

patteeu
04-21-2013, 07:04 AM
WTF is this? Take A Shit On SNR Day?

I received no memo.

You weren't invited to the celebratory cake and punch gathering either.

HemiEd
04-21-2013, 08:06 AM
The Dolphins have been to, and won, the Super Bowl, a lot more than the ****ing Kansas City Chiefs.

They have had a 39 year SB win drought, and a 28 year drought since they were even in one.

Not all that much better than the Chiefs.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-21-2013, 08:07 AM
Here's my new plan.

Let's draft Joekel or Fisher round one, Barret Jones in round two.

Follow those picks up with guys like Alvin Bailey, JC Tretter, Jeff Baca, Brian Winters, etc.

Just use every pick in this draft to take O-Line.

Then maybe, next year, and the 3 or 4 years after, we can actually focus on QB and playmaker positions that actually ****ing matter.

They'll still mock us OL. You can never have too much depth, what if the starter's go down!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

Pasta Little Brioni
04-21-2013, 08:08 AM
So, we've resulted to sucking off the Miami Dolphins who haven't been relevant in several decades? JFC

caligula
04-21-2013, 08:46 AM
wilson will be there in the 3rd, he'll be the 7-8th QB off the board...would be a huge waste of a 2nd round pick

smith
manuel
barkley
nassib
bray
glennon
.
.
.
.
dysert/wilson

patteeu
04-21-2013, 08:51 AM
wilson will be there in the 3rd, he'll be the 7-8th QB off the board...would be a huge waste of a 2nd round pick

smith
manuel
barkley
nassib
bray
glennon
.
.
.
.
dysert/wilson

What do your dots represent?

caligula
04-21-2013, 08:52 AM
What do your dots represent?

dots

DeezNutz
04-21-2013, 08:52 AM
What do your dots represent?

Hierarchy of QB talent.

patteeu
04-21-2013, 08:53 AM
dots

Interesting. Why 4?

Marcellus
04-21-2013, 08:58 AM
WRWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWR

We need a WR worse than ILB?

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 09:24 AM
Here's my new plan.

Let's draft Joekel or Fisher round one, Barret Jones in round two.

Follow those picks up with guys like Alvin Bailey, JC Tretter, Jeff Baca, Brian Winters, etc.

Just use every pick in this draft to take O-Line.

Then maybe, next year, and the 3 or 4 years after, we can actually focus on QB and playmaker positions that actually ****ing matter.

I've advocated this before; the Ultimate True Fan draft. Nothing but fatties all day long. Get it out of our systems so we can get on with being legit.
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patteeu
04-21-2013, 11:45 AM
I've advocated this before; the Ultimate True Fan draft. Nothing but fatties all day long. Get it out of our systems so we can get on with being legit.
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Can someone explain to me how "true fan" went from meaning season ticket holder to someone who wants to draft offensive linemen?

Hammock Parties
04-21-2013, 11:51 AM
We need a WR worse than ILB?

Absolutely. We can win a championship with some average FA ILB. I still think we need to upgrade our WR corps.

A good defense is going to roll coverage to Bowe and make life very hard for Alex Smith with these WRs.

Chiefshrink
04-21-2013, 11:53 AM
Here are my QB's in order of preference if we get our 2nd back and if we do it will probably be the 54th and it's likely my first 2 choices will be gone by then BUT just in case here they are:

1. Nassib
2a. Manuel
2b. Wilson
3. Glennon

No Bray for me for obvious reasons.

BigRedChief
04-21-2013, 01:00 PM
Here was the 2013 ChiefsPlanet Mock all the way up to the Dolphins 2(b) pick (which I'm assuming we're getting for Albert):



Now, again, let's stop with the SNR fantasy land: WE ARE DRAFTING JOECKEL OR FISHER WITH THE 1.1 PICK.

Accepting that, who do you take? Here's the draft (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=9509994#post9509994).

The top remaining talent at this point, in my humble opinion:

QB Tyler Wilson, Arkansas
QB Tyler Bray, Tennessee
RB Giovani Bernard, North Carolina
WR Aaron Dobson, Marshall
WR Da'Rick Rogers, Tennessee Tech
OT Kyle Long, Oregon
OT Menelik Watson, Florida State
OT Terron Armstead, Arkansas-Pine Bluff
OG Justin Pugh, Syracuse
OG/C Barrett Jones, Alabama
OLB Cornellius "Tank" Carradine, Florida State
OLB Corey Lemonier, Auburn
OLB/ILB Sio Moore, Connecticut
ILB Kevin Minter, LSU
ILB Jon Bostic, Florida
S Bacarri Rambo, Georgia

To me, Menelik Watson, Giovani Bernard, Cornellius Carradine, Kevin Minter, Justin Pugh, and Barratt Jones are the can't miss guys there.

My preference would be Carradine or Minter. Minter is the better player, Carradine's position is far more important. Barratt Jones would also make a ton of sense.

Given that we just dropped a 1.1 on Joeckel, Watson and Pugh make little sense. Plus, they're going in the 1st anyway.JFC, That mock in the OP is one of the more shitty ones that I've seen.:harumph:

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 01:47 PM
Can someone explain to me how "true fan" went from meaning season ticket holder to someone who wants to draft offensive linemen?

Use search function for "Do you suffer from TFS". Your question shall be answered.
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Pasta Little Brioni
04-21-2013, 01:49 PM
Use search function for "Do you suffer from TFS". Your question shall be answered.
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patt has a "Lil Chiefy" in him

patteeu
04-21-2013, 01:54 PM
patt has a "Lil Chiefy" in him

I wish I knew what this meant. I bet it was hilarious.

RealSNR
04-21-2013, 02:04 PM
I wish I knew what this meant. I bet it was hilarious.

It is what you think it means.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 02:10 PM
patt has a "Lil Chiefy" in him

LMAO
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Setsuna
04-21-2013, 02:28 PM
I chose Bray.

Predarat
04-21-2013, 02:45 PM
I just followed @ChiefsPlanet on twitter yeahhh!

Simply Red
04-21-2013, 02:59 PM
Absurd to take Tyler Bray, he's awful under pressure.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 08:28 PM
Absurd to take Tyler Bray, he's awful under pressure.

I'll take Bray or Nassib as low-level projects over Daniel eight days a week.
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Sorter
04-21-2013, 08:49 PM
I'll take Bray or Nassib as low-level projects over Daniel eight days a week.
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I'd rather have Daniel over Bray.

Simply Red
04-21-2013, 08:51 PM
I'll take Bray or Nassib as low-level projects over Daniel eight days a week.
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Normally I don't have a strong opinion on all of these guys - it just so happens I watched Bray play a lot - He's basically Matt Cassel w/ a little more heat behind his passes. He completely loses his mind upon any sort of pressure.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 09:08 PM
I'd rather have Daniel over Bray.

You get your wish?
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penbrook
04-21-2013, 09:10 PM
Id rather have Geno over Daniel.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 09:11 PM
Normally I don't have a strong opinion on all of these guys - it just so happens I watched Bray play a lot - He's basically Matt Cassel w/ a little more heat behind his passes. He completely loses his mind upon any sort of pressure.

I dont care either way. Geno is the best developmental prospect for QB in this draft, and were holding the number one pick. Two plus two equals "jell-o" in Chiefs Land though.
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Sorter
04-21-2013, 09:12 PM
Id rather have Geno over Daniel.

Really? I had no idea! Please, tell us more!

penbrook
04-21-2013, 09:16 PM
I dont care either way. Geno is the best developmental prospect for QB in this draft, and were holding the number one pick. Two plus two equals "jell-o" in Chiefs Land though.
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If Albert stays Geno is the pick.

Saccopoo
04-21-2013, 09:18 PM
I've advocated this before; the Ultimate True Fan draft. Nothing but fatties all day long. Get it out of our systems so we can get on with being legit.
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That's great.

People around here were shitting bricks with the thought of the Chiefs drafting a real elite level offensive tackle in Okung over a fucking safety, but we've got a chance to draft the best quarterback in the entire draft and we're now okay with drafting a marginal talent at the OT position in Joeckel or Fisher?

You fucking people are fucking retarded.

penbrook
04-21-2013, 09:20 PM
That's great.

People around here were shitting bricks with the thought of the Chiefs drafting a real elite level offensive tackle in Okung over a ****ing safety, but we've got a chance to draft the best quarterback in the entire draft and we're now okay with drafting a marginal talent at the OT position in Joeckel or Fisher?

You ****ing people are ****ing retarded.

Luckily Im one of a select few who arent in that category.

DJ's left nut
04-21-2013, 09:42 PM
19 people still want Tyler Wilson?

Have any of you actually done any homework on that guy? He is truly, truly terrible. His best hope to make a living playing football is to never actually play football. He can make a decent career for himself holding a clipboard on the basis of Petrino's gimmick offense, but the moment he's actually asked to play NFL football, he'll get exposed and drummed out.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 09:46 PM
That's great.

People around here were shitting bricks with the thought of the Chiefs drafting a real elite level offensive tackle in Okung over a fucking safety, but we've got a chance to draft the best quarterback in the entire draft and we're now okay with drafting a marginal talent at the OT position in Joeckel or Fisher?

You fucking people are fucking retarded.

Sarcasm meter much?
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Simply Red
04-21-2013, 09:55 PM
I dont care either way. Geno is the best developmental prospect for QB in this draft, and were holding the number one pick. Two plus two equals "jell-o" in Chiefs Land though.
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Yeah - I agree.

Simply Red
04-21-2013, 09:55 PM
Really? I had no idea! Please, tell us more!

ROFL

Hammock Parties
04-21-2013, 09:55 PM
That's great.

People around here were shitting bricks with the thought of the Chiefs drafting a real elite level offensive tackle in Okung over a fucking safety, but we've got a chance to draft the best quarterback in the entire draft and we're now okay with drafting a marginal talent at the OT position in Joeckel or Fisher?

You fucking people are fucking retarded.

It's just pure, blatant homerism. Everyone wants to deep throat everything and anything Dorsey and Reid do.

That's all it is.

Simply Red
04-21-2013, 09:59 PM
It's just pure, blatant homerism. Everyone wants to deep throat everything and anything Dorsey and Reid do.

That's all it is.

We're still screwed as KC fans, let's face it.

MotherfuckerJones
04-21-2013, 10:00 PM
It's just pure, blatant homerism. Everyone wants to deep throat everything and anything Dorsey and Reid do.

That's all it is.

I'm not like that. I'm waiting and seeing. I can't judge before they've played games. As much as I hate the compensation for Smith, he's the best they could do.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 10:02 PM
It's amazing how inept the Chiefs are.
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MotherfuckerJones
04-21-2013, 10:05 PM
It's amazing how inept the Chiefs are.
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Still too early say that. We haven't even had the draft yet. All we have to this point is Free Agency and some "reports" on the draft.

penbrook
04-21-2013, 10:05 PM
It's amazing how inept the Chiefs are.
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Not too fast. I still believe Dorsey will do the right thing and draft Geno!!

BossChief
04-21-2013, 10:05 PM
It's just pure, blatant homerism. Everyone wants to deep throat everything and anything Dorsey and Reid do.

That's all it is.

No.

It's straight up denial.

If ***** was the guy making these calls, EVERYONE on CP would hate them.

Alex Smith for 2 second rounders, including the second pick in this years second round. Haha Everyone would be calling the Smith signing another Routt signing. The only difference in perception is the fact that everyone wants to desperately give Dorsey the benefit of the doubt at this point.

Direckshun
04-21-2013, 10:08 PM
Not too fast. I still believe Dorsey will do the right thing and draft Geno!!

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

MotherfuckerJones
04-21-2013, 10:10 PM
Shut the **** up, Donnie.

Donnie?

mcaj22
04-21-2013, 10:10 PM
No.

It's straight up denial.

If ***** was the guy making these calls, EVERYONE on CP would hate them.

Alex Smith for 2 second rounders, including the second pick in this years second round. Haha Everyone would be calling the Smith signing another Routt signing. The only difference in perception is the fact that everyone wants to desperately give Dorsey the benefit of the doubt at this point.

people had ten inch wieners around here when Routt was signed, there was a ton of Routt homers/lovers on here and then they had to eat crow when that turd was cut, he was getting beat like the drum and people were still defending him that it wasnt his fault.

i dont think id ever compare Smith to Routt, Routt was bad, anyone with a brain could figure that out, but i guess comparing the value of QB to CB, Alex Smith is on the low end at his more premium demanded position, which is like Routt being on the low end of bad CB play.

But I dont know that's as low as a comparison as you can make, because Routt was/is really bad. I'd like to think Alex Smith will/can have 1 good game in every 3 games. Essentially he can beat the Buffalo Bills but he will lose to the Denver Broncos by 30. He will beat the Cleveland Browns but lose to the Colts by 40.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-21-2013, 10:10 PM
Still too early say that. We haven't even had the draft yet. All we have to this point is Free Agency and some "reports" on the draft.

We need to buck the common expectation big time.
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O.city
04-21-2013, 10:11 PM
At least Reid has a track record of success I guess

MotherfuckerJones
04-21-2013, 10:51 PM
I'm a Tyler Bray fan, I know that's not popular. Would like to take him at 3a or b.


Tyler Bray - QB - Player
The Steelers reportedly believe Tennessee's Tyler Bray is the most talented quarterback in the 2013 draft.
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette allows "a lot of NFL teams" feel this way about Bray, but the Steelers could be eyeballing the big-armed thrower on the draft's third day. Most NFL coaches say the underclassman "needs to sit and learn for several years," but could grow into "a top-tier quarterback very similar to Joe Flacco." We expect Bray to be a second-day pick due strictly to his arm talent.
Related: Steelers

penbrook
04-21-2013, 10:57 PM
Hell people say Nassib is the best qb, and some same Landry Jones, and some say Matt Barkley. But very little say Geno is the best.