Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox Double-Header Game Thread (4/21)

[Archie F. Swin]

Why the fuck can't every MLB pitching debut be like Vedrugo's?

[MeatRock]

Kottaras Woot

[AndChiefs]

Bench Perez! Start kottaras!

[Nightfyre]

LMAO go backup catcher.

[Reaper16]

1 start, 1 home run.

[arrowheadnation]

Yeah baby....Tigers win Kottaras homer! Elliot Johnson suffering from Hosmoustakabillay disease.

[TLO]

If Frenchy wasn't a useless fuck this game would be tied.

Elliot Johnson looks more lost than Mike at the plate.

[Crush]

No shit Hud. I hope his vocal chords get AIDS.

[Archie F. Swin]

So, we can call that a Kottar solo?

[Pilsner]

Move him to 3rd.

[TLO]

GORDO POWER!

[Crush]

GORDON!!!!

[MeatRock]

Gordo woot!!! Po'er

[stonedstooge]

GOR GONE

[GloryDayz]

Woot woot...

[Discuss Thrower]

OH FUCK YES ALEX

[Pilsner]

Here we go.

[kcjayhawks5]

Way to make up for that bullshit in left center gordo!

[lewdog]

Finally!!!

[Toadkiller]

Son of a bitch.

[GloryDayz]

"They come in bunches!" The surfer boy is thinking about an orgy!

[Archie F. Swin]

I think Alice ism pissed

[RedDread]

Kottaras, now more HR's than Gordo Moose and Hos.

Fixed my post.

[stonedstooge]

Get Hoch up in the pen!

[Pilsner]

THIS is how you're supposed to play against a debuting rook.

[petegz28]

way to make up for the error, Gordo

[Toadkiller]

I am so surprised at 2 HR's in one inning I may hit myself in the nuts.

[Nightfyre]

Third time through the order is gonna be rough for this kid.

[lewdog]

OuR GAME!

[TLO]

A productive half inning. Too bad all our HR's are solo jacks.

[RedDread]

Are you fucking kidding me, Hud has sound effects now????

[Dartgod]

Huddler's such a goof.

[dlphg9]

GD I hate Huddy.

[arrowheadnation]

Yay homeruns!!!! Exciting baseball!!! Played by the Royals!!! Holy Shit!!!!

[Deberg_1990]

Kottaras has as many HRs as Gordon, Moose and Hosmer combined

[GloryDayz]

"Pilot to bombardier, we have lift off"!!! What the fuck????!!!! God he's horrible!

[Archie F. Swin]

I'm watching the Boston feed.....for a reason

[Crush]

I thought Hud was having a legit seizure for a second.

[siberian khatru]

Chicks did the long ball

[RedDread]

Now can Guthrie pull his head out of his ass?

[Archie F. Swin]

Tomorrow at this time we'll be in the Motor City.

[GloryDayz]

You can't measure a field??? What???

[Pilsner]

I had to switch back to the Boston stream. Hud might be autistic.

[TLO]

You can't measure a field??? What???

LMAO

[Dartgod]

Where was that pitch??

[stonedstooge]

I had to switch back to the Boston stream. Hud might be autistic.

Physco feeds into it. Fever keeps him in check better

[MIAdragon]

WTF is up with your LF and CF? I feel a scrap coming on at any moment, bad blood??

[Archie F. Swin]

i think the Mormon just cussed

[Toadkiller]

You listen to the boston feed and you think, oh yeah this is what a professional baseball announcers should sound like.

[MIAdragon]

Where was that pitch??

strike 3.

[Crush]

WTF is up with your LF and CF? I feel a scrap coming on at any moment, bad blood??

Cain is probably pissed that he has to carry this lineup.

[GloryDayz]

He was out!

[Dartgod]

He was out!

That last angle was a lot closer.

[petegz28]

WTF is with these umps? That's twice this game the 2nd base ump has bent us over.

[stonedstooge]

Someone wake up Ned

[Nightfyre]

Ned needs to get his ass out there and into some umpire faces.

[Goldmember]

Damn umps aren't giving KC anything this weekend.

[GloryDayz]

Brush him back!

[Pilsner]

Ned is doing a crossword in the dugout and wondering if he remembered to DVR 60 Minutes.

Dude is checked out.

[Crush]

Ned needs to get his ass out there and into some umpire faces.

He's napping right now. Wait until 7th when he wakes for his juice.

[dlphg9]

Ned needs curb stomped. Along with Huddy

[TLO]

Sigh

[stonedstooge]

Nice call Hud. Give a fastball hitter a high heater

[lewdog]

uggggggghhhhhhhhh

[GloryDayz]

Yeah, brushing him back was a bad idea! Now he's 3-for-3 on your ass dumbass!

[CaliforniaChief]

There are several things that really piss me off in baseball:

1. Not scoring a guy from 3rd with less than two outs.
2. Leadoff walks (when pitching)
3. Unnecessary bunting
4. Giving up runs after rallying for runs of your own.

Dammit.

[Crush]

blech

[Toadkiller]

Gordon didnt want anything to do with that ball

[Ceej]

Sigh

This.

[Crush]

WTF GEORGE?

[tboss27]

Nice 0-2 pitch Guthrie. Good Lord, throw something off the plate

[Ceej]

MOAR LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL!

[Archie F. Swin]

can't believe the Rangers let Napoli go

[Kidd Lex]

Is this game on directv in kc?

[lewdog]

Well that really helps. Might as well give a run back which negates your homer, George.

[MeatRock]

Guthrie is terrible tonight

[GloryDayz]

This could get ugly fast!

[Nightfyre]

Jesus Kottaras.

[RedDread]

Is this game on directv in kc?

FSKC

[Ceej]

This dude swings like Frenchy.

Terrible.

[Archie F. Swin]

please tell me we're warming up Hochevar

[lewdog]

Is this game on directv in kc?

I would suggest not watching this shit. River Monsters will be starting soon, just go with that.

[RedDread]

Dodging so many bullets.

[Kidd Lex]

I would suggest not watching this shit. River Monsters will be starting soon, just go with that.

Good looking out ;)

[stonedstooge]

Lucky to get away with only 1 there

[Nightfyre]

That was a super shitty fastball. Lucky that he didn't get a hold of that one.

[Goldmember]

nice way to minimize the damage

[dlphg9]

Fuck these stupid ass commercials

[MIAdragon]

meh, fucking waste of an opportunity.

[lewdog]

OUR INNING???

[Archie F. Swin]

it'd be a shame if Hosmer/Billay/moose would hit the ball

[MIAdragon]

can't believe the Rangers let Napoli go

He's got serious hip issues.

[stonedstooge]

Billy meet wall

[GloryDayz]

Oh, here comes the Belly!

[Ceej]

**** these stupid ass commercials

Change the goddamn channel, n00b.

[Goldmember]

Dodging so many bullets.

Hopefully that comes back to bite Boston

[dlphg9]

I predict hr strikeout lineout

[Dartgod]

We're lucky it's not 8-3.

[CaliforniaChief]

It's clear J_Guts isn't his normal self tonight. We're off tomorrow, right? Santana gave us a great outing in Game 1. Will Smith is up. There's no reason not to pull the plug on J_Guts NOW.

[alnorth]

Top 6th

Butler walks
Hosmer reaches on a 4-6 fielder's choice, Butler out at second
Cain lines out to second
Moustakas pops out to second

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 6th

Carp grounds out to second
Ross flies out to right
Ciriaco walks
Ellsbury grounds out to second

0 runs, 0 hits

[GloryDayz]

How do that not hit him?!

[GloryDayz]

Now that was a brushback!

[stonedstooge]

How do that not hit him?!

Looked like it slowed down when it reached his head

[Dartgod]

How do that not hit him?!

Butler's lightening fast reflexes.

[Shogun]

How do that not hit him?!

Only one explaination. Billy Butler is part Cat.

[TLO]

Well look who's awake!

And Billay walks.

[dlphg9]

Double play

[Pilsner]

Alright Hosmer. New gameplan. Let's NOT suck shit this inning.

[GloryDayz]

Fuck you ump! So what if it was the right call!

[TLO]

How did they not turn that? ROFL

[Pilsner]

Double play

:banghead:

[Ceej]

Lmao at Billy trying to get into an unnecessary rundown.

[Crush]

So that's what an actual MLB manager looks like.

[GloryDayz]

Butler's lightening fast reflexes.

Like I said, how did that not hit him?!!!!

[stonedstooge]

Ned asks "why would he argue that play?"

[RedDread]

FUCK YOUR SHIT BITCH YOU GUYS HAVE GOTTEN EVERY CALL THIS GAME

AND YOU'RE WRONG.

[kcjayhawks5]

Hosmer it's time for u to GTFO. This guy used to hit home runs???

[alnorth]

Lmao at Billy trying to get into an unnecessary rundown.

it was more like "I'm out, not even close enough to break it up, time to stop running"

[Dartgod]

it was more like "I'm out, not even close enough to break it up, time to stop running"

He stopped running?

[TLO]

it was more like "I'm out, not even close enough to break it up, time to stop running"

ROFL

[Nightfyre]

So the Red Sox manager is going to complain about that (correct) call after getting EVERY call his way all goddamned weekend?

[DeezNutz]

If Frenchy isn't Frenchy, this thing is tied.

[stonedstooge]

Billy's saving his legs for the long season

[dlphg9]

I didn't know Nolan Ryan was pitching for the red sox tonight

[TLO]

He stopped running?

Yes. He pretty much just stopped on a dime. Pretty impressive stuff from the big fella.

[Pilsner]

So the Red Sox manager is going to complain about that (correct) call after getting EVERY call his way all goddamned weekend?

Why wouldn't he? Ned isn't going to work the ref's other ear, so he might as well.

[DeezNutz]

LoCain has this.

[Dartgod]

Yes. He pretty much just stopped on a dime. Pretty impressive stuff from the big fella.

I saw it. Wasn't aware he quit running.

[GloryDayz]

"Moose could get ahold of one"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lewdog]

MOOSE Time assholes!

[Crush]

Automatic out here for Moose.

[Ceej]

Find a gap?

[arrowheadnation]

"Moose could get ahold of one" - Rex Hudler everybody, unfortunately he'll be here all night.

[TLO]

Mike sucks.

[stonedstooge]

I saw it. Wasn't aware he quit running.

He kind of shuffled around it looked like to me. Like trying to throw off the throw to first

[DeezNutz]

Moose looks like Brett and hits like Frenchy.

[lewdog]

Do these guys watch the same baseball we do when predicting Moose going yard and calling him a winner?

[Dartgod]

He kind of shuffled around it looked like to me. Like trying to throw off the throw to first

:facepalm: Never mind.

[cosmo20002]

"Moose could get ahold of one" - Rex Hudler everybody, unfortunately he'll be here all night.

He's brutal

[GloryDayz]

Welp, he got "ahold" of that one all right!

[KChiefs1]

"Moose could get ahold of one" - Rex Hudler everybody, unfortunately he'll be here all night.

He says that EVERY at bat!

[Crush]

Automatic out here for Moose.

I am a fucking gypsy.

[siberian khatru]

Moose sucks.

That is my contribution to this thread.

[DeezNutz]

Butler did nothing wrong in that situation. He's in no position to try to break anything up, so it's not like he quit.

[Goldmember]

Moose looks like Brett and hits like Frenchy.

And sucks like a two bit whore

[penbrook]

Who would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

[Crush]

Who would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

Antifreeze

[TLO]

I just went back and watched it. He stopped and started shuffling a little bit. He made it about 1/2 the way to 2nd base.

[KChiefs1]

Who would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

Frenchy

[siberian khatru]

And sucks like a two bit whore

At least I get a happy ending out of that

[kcjayhawks5]

So Francouer, Getz, Moose, and Hosmer are our automatic outs for the year. That blows.

[Ceej]

Who would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

Would you rather fuck a dude in the butt, or let him fuck you?

[stonedstooge]

Who would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

Peyton Manning

[lewdog]

This isn't a slow start by Moose, this is sucking. Nothing is hit even remotely well. All popups.

[Kidd Lex]

Do these guys watch the same baseball we do when predicting Moose going yard and calling him a winner?

They saw what happened to frank white for being openly critical & want to keep their paychecks. Fuck I hate when announcers are trufans, that what makes Lenny good IMO.

[RedDread]

Ned really committed to getting 100 pitches out of his starters even if they're sucking.

[Shogun]

Who would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

Frenchy

[lewdog]

Would you rather fuck a dude in the butt, or let him fuck you?

It's not gay if you don't kiss.

[GloryDayz]

How long before we hear how much our guys are "scrapping out there"?

[TLO]

:facepalm: Never mind.

:huh:

[Ceej]

It's not gay if you don't kiss.

Noted.

See you in Vegas.

[KChiefs1]

So Francouer, Getz, Moose, and Hosmer are our automatic outs for the year. That blows.

Should be the 6th, 7th, 8th & 9th in the lineup.

[DeezNutz]

F....R....E...N...............C.......................H...................Y

Answer to reflect the length of this bitch's swing.

[TLO]

NeWho would you rather have in the lineup Frenchy or Moose.

Michael Tucker

[DeezNutz]

Dice K warming.

[stonedstooge]

Did Yaz win the Triple Crown more than once?

[siberian khatru]

Did Yaz win the Triple Crown more than once?

No.

[kcjayhawks5]

Should be the 6th, 7th, 8th & 9th in the lineup.

Do we have ANYBODY in AAA that can play 3rd or RF?

[RedDread]

You guys remember when we were excited to get to the pen?

[stonedstooge]

No.

Thanks.

[DeezNutz]

Do we have ANYBODY in AAA that can play 3rd or RF?

Nope.

[siberian khatru]

Ne

Michael Tucker

Emil Brown

[dlphg9]

Xavier Nady

[MIAdragon]

Dice K warming.

LMAO, dice K wishes. That worthless POS is toiling in AAA someplace.

[KChiefs1]

You guys remember when we were excited to get to the pen?

I seem to remember a solid bullpen...just can't remember when.

[GloryDayz]

Slider time!~

[RedDread]

Jesus Guthrie....just don't give up a dinger.

[TLO]

Emil Brown

I'll see your Emil and raise you a Dee Brown

[Crush]

Let Guthrie throw 150 pitches. /Trey Hillman

[siberian khatru]

I'll see your Emil and raise you a Dee Brown

Emil was Josh Hamilton compared to Dee.

[stonedstooge]

HOCH A COMING

[DeezNutz]

Hoch rubbing his gas can.

[lewdog]

Hoch time you dipshits!

[Ceej]

DICK DYNASTY WARMING UP!!!!

[arrowheadnation]

Hochevar.....fuck it, might as well change the damn channel.

[dlphg9]

Luke! Luke! Luke! Luke!

[TLO]

JFC Hoch up in the pen.

[Crush]

Hochamania is going wild here in a little bit.

[RedDread]

Guthrie with 110 pitches or Hoch....giant douche or shit sandwich.

[Stanley Nickels]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9xucgxtK1r5la6oo1_1280.jpgHOCH A COMING

[siberian khatru]

JFC Hoch up in the pen.

About time to pack it in, boys.

[gblowfish]

Hoch in the seventh? We're giving up just down by one???

[TLO]

Kottars with moar power again?

[Ceej]

Not a terrible outing by Guts.

[Stanley Nickels]

Luke! Luke! Luke! Luke!

You shouldn't use your PawPrint ID as a handle. One could POSSIBLY search that and find your name.

[Crush]

Okay, we need to score 15 runs in this next inning and we might have a chance with Hoch coming in.

[DeezNutz]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9xucgxtK1r5la6oo1_1280.jpg

Homeless Training Days?

[arrowheadnation]

THEEEE #1 OVERALL PICK IN 2005, LADIES AND GENTLEMENT I GIVE YOU.....LUUUUUUKE HOCHEVAAAAAARRRRRR!

[Shogun]

Do we have ANYBODY in AAA that can play 3rd or RF?

Nady has been killing it.

[RedDread]

Hoch in the seventh? We're giving up just down by one???

This. Our starting pitching has been eating innings ALL YEAR. Everyone in the pen is well rested.

[TLO]

If Hoch comes in I'm turning the game off.

[gblowfish]

"Hoch" is French for "Surrender Monkey."

[alnorth]

Top 7th

Junichi Tazawa relieves Webster

Francoeur lines out to second
Kottaras strikes out (swinging)
Johnson strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 7th

Luke Hochevar relieves Guthrie

Nava flies out to left
Pedroia walks
Napoli flies out to left
Pedroia steals second
Saltalamacchia grounds out to first unassisted

0 runs, 0 hits

[siberian khatru]

Look on the bright side: Hoch will be coming in with the bases empty.

[siberian khatru]

Not a terrible outing by Guts.

We got 6 innings out of him and we're still in the game.

[TLO]

CON GARRA!!!

[lewdog]

If Hoch comes in I'm turning the game off.

Well bye!

[gblowfish]

"Tazawa" is Japanese for "Spitball."

[TLO]

JAPAN MAN!

[Shogun]

Gyroball bout to happen

[Crush]

Looking at a 10 pitch inning for Dynaman.

[gblowfish]

Can somebody convince Frenchy he's still in Atlanta???

[lewdog]

Did this guy just get off the boat?

[TLO]

STRIKE OUT FRENCHY!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

[DeezNutz]

Japanese Industrial League. Please don't be > our lineup.

[GloryDayz]

With Hoch coming, the good news is that "What is That?" is on the Science Channel...

[Ceej]

My girlfriend says to Junichi.."shouldn't you be making clothes or cooking vegetables for a dollar an hour?"

Oh man.

[siberian khatru]

What's Trey's scouting report on this guy?

[stonedstooge]

JFC. How many times has Frenchy had the count 0-2 this year

[arrowheadnation]

When smiley Jeff strikes or pops out, it reminds me of Pedro Cerrano doing the same in Major League 2.

[Crush]

My girlfriend says to Junichi.."shouldn't you be making clothes or cooking vegetables for a dollar an hour?"

Oh man.

That's waciss.

[GloryDayz]

Look on the bright side: Hoch will be coming in with the bases empty.

Ned will ask for the Umps to put some ghost-men on...

[lewdog]

My girlfriend says to Junichi.."shouldn't you be making clothes or cooking vegetables for a dollar an hour?"

Oh man.

Tell your bitch to get in the kitchen and worry about dinner!

[Ceej]

That's waciss.

Don't worry I shut her mouth with my cock.

[gblowfish]

That was ball four, you dumb fuck.

[Shogun]

Frenchy straight robbed right there

[Crush]

This fucking guy.

[TLO]

Not a bad AB. Good defense.

[Pilsner]

Dude has no eye.

[GloryDayz]

Frechy seems to find a way.....




















































(to make an out)...

[gblowfish]

Hud: "Life is not fair."

Shit man, how about saying "WTF is he doing swinging at a breaking ball at his ankles???"

[DeezNutz]

Frenchy is a selfish player, and this is directly connected to his lack of plate discipline. There truly isn't a big enough bag of dicks for this fuck to choke on.

[GloryDayz]

Hud: "Life is not fair."

Shit man, how about saying "WTF is he doing swinging at a breaking ball at his ankles???"

Hud's not really a baseball guy, like Homie D. Clown, "He don't get it"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Canofbier]

Pedroia is like 2B Alex Gordon or something.

[Strongside]

It would be great if someone could explain the concept of a strike zone to Jeff.

[TLO]

This pitcher is pissing me off.

[Stanley Nickels]

My girlfriend says to Junichi.."shouldn't you be making clothes or cooking vegetables for a dollar an hour?"

Oh man.

I thought you were married? And Junichi is a Japanese name..

[gblowfish]

This guy Johnson can't hit a lick. C'mon, prove me wrong, dude....

[mr. tegu]

This game is pissing me off.

Fyp.

[DeezNutz]

Last week this guy was making rubber dog shit in the Japanese Industrial Intramural League, and tonight he's owning the latter third of the Royals lineup.

[RedDread]

Give me a new arm so I can stare at HIS fastballs right down the middle.

[TLO]

Elliot Johnson at the plate followed up by Hoch coming in to pitch. Royals Baseball. Catch the fever!

[MIAdragon]

Frenchy is a selfish player, and this is directly connected to his lack of plate discipline. There truly isn't a big enough bag of dicks for this **** to choke on.

is that why that fucker has that creepy ass smile at the dish?

[Ceej]

I thought you were married? And Junichi is a Japanese name..

n00b.

We had our one year "relationship" anniversary.

I feel obligated to remember that for some damned reason.

[Strongside]

Wow, that was a strike.

[gblowfish]

Jesus...where was that pitch???

[stonedstooge]

Elliot Johnson at the plate followed up by Hoch coming in to pitch. Royals Baseball. Catch the fever!

AAAHHHHHH. Life is good

[GloryDayz]

Wow.... To close to take..

[siberian khatru]

Last week this guy was making rubber dog shit in the Japanese Industrial Intramural League, and tonight he's owning the latter third of the Royals lineup.

He and most of the rest of MLB.

[GloryDayz]

Science Channel time!