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Demonpenz
04-26-2013, 10:38 PM
vroooom

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-26-2013, 10:40 PM
Fisher is a Honda Accord
Kelce is a Ford Ranger with an ignition interlock
Knile Davis is a Miata with a broken axle

Demonpenz
04-26-2013, 10:41 PM
Kelce is El Jefe's el camino that got keyed.

Bump
04-26-2013, 10:41 PM
a bunch of overpaid fuckers who rip us off? ya, we are a garage.

threebag
04-26-2013, 10:41 PM
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/ec5c88b45eb600228a1b6cd6d21ee3d01294469487_full.gif

Rausch
04-26-2013, 10:41 PM
I like these picks as much as my 98 Honda civic...

Psyko Tek
04-26-2013, 10:47 PM
these clowns mat make me miss king carl


8 -8 would be the best hope

CrazyPhuD
04-26-2013, 10:49 PM
Davis is a Ford Pinto

teedubya
04-26-2013, 11:15 PM
Best Player Available? Boringest Draft Ever.

teedubya
04-26-2013, 11:15 PM
It totally feels like 2009. Only we didn't get Mike Vrabel.

teedubya
04-26-2013, 11:15 PM
Without Mike Vrabel, this draft is a Mercury Sable.

AussieChiefsFan
04-27-2013, 12:06 AM
I'm so glad that this is a thread.

Rasputin
04-27-2013, 07:27 AM
If only there was a Delorean with flux compasitor umong this group. Go back to 1983 and redo that draft with picking Dan Marino.

KC_Lee
04-27-2013, 07:31 AM
Corvair
Pinto
Pacer
Gremlin

Take you pick, each one will apply.

ILChief
04-27-2013, 07:31 AM
This OP Title sums up the entire official draft thread

Planetman
04-27-2013, 07:40 AM
I don't see the problem here.

http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/oscar_the_grouch_desktop_5373x6455_wallpaper-227076.jpg

KCUnited
04-27-2013, 07:43 AM
This draft reads like Guru's craigslist search history while car shopping for his kid.

In58men
04-27-2013, 07:48 AM
Johnson will be Toyota Tacoma, he's not a real truck

Kelce is a Lincoln Continental, he's just taking up space on the field.

Knile Davis is a Prius, enough said.

Pablo
04-27-2013, 07:49 AM
This draft reads like Guru's craigslist search history while car shopping for his kid.LMAO

Discuss Thrower
04-27-2013, 07:51 AM
I'm so glad that this is a thread.

Fisher = a Holden pickup AMIRITE

BlackHelicopters
04-27-2013, 07:55 AM
Great time to be a Chiefs fan.

Chief Roundup
04-27-2013, 07:58 AM
Without Mike Vrabel, this draft is a Mercury Sable.

Not flashy but a very good. That sounds like long term dependability that doesn't cost a lot to upgrade or get rid of.

ChiTown
04-27-2013, 08:00 AM
Johnson will be Toyota Tacoma, he's not a real truck

Kelce is a Lincoln Continental, he's just taking up space on the field.

Knile Davis is a Prius, enough said.

Who the fuck is Johnson?

ILChief
04-27-2013, 08:01 AM
Fisher:

http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.5250147.2156/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

Kelce:
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/W/3/d/a.baa-Dream-Car.Beer.jpg

Davis:
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/09/18/05/slideshow_1051894_221903_NASCAR_Talladega_Aut.JPG

Bugeater
04-27-2013, 08:02 AM
This draft is the 2011 Daytona 500.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-120227-daytonafire-7p.photoblog900.jpg

Mosbonian
04-27-2013, 08:03 AM
Who the **** is Johnson?

Was wondering that myself.....did I miss a pick in the draft?

Carlota69
04-27-2013, 09:28 AM
I love this place, cuz I know when I need a good laugh, I can come here. Some of you guys are fucking hilarious and this thread proves it. And I'm not being sarcastic. Genuine all the way!!!

whoman69
04-27-2013, 09:34 AM
8-8 save our jobs decisions

opposition
04-27-2013, 09:37 AM
http://designswithmerit.com/bigcommerce/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shopping-cart1.png

AussieChiefsFan
04-27-2013, 09:39 AM
If only there was a Delorean with flux compasitor umong this group. Go back to 1983 and redo that draft with picking Dan Marino.

Every time someone brings up that draft. It just depresses me for the rest of the night.

Dayze
04-27-2013, 09:52 AM
Fisher:

http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.5250147.2156/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

Kelce:
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/W/3/d/a.baa-Dream-Car.Beer.jpg

Davis:
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/09/18/05/slideshow_1051894_221903_NASCAR_Talladega_Aut.JPG

LMAO

stevieray
04-27-2013, 09:54 AM
....rotating our bald tires

In58men
04-27-2013, 09:54 AM
Fisher:

http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.5250147.2156/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

Kelce:
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/W/3/d/a.baa-Dream-Car.Beer.jpg

Davis:
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/09/18/05/slideshow_1051894_221903_NASCAR_Talladega_Aut.JPG

Why did you have to pick the 99 car?

AussieChiefsFan
04-27-2013, 09:54 AM
Fisher:

http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.5250147.2156/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

Kelce:
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/W/3/d/a.baa-Dream-Car.Beer.jpg

Davis:
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/09/18/05/slideshow_1051894_221903_NASCAR_Talladega_Aut.JPG

LMAO

-King-
04-27-2013, 10:04 AM
Dorsey is a piece of shed.
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teedubya
04-27-2013, 11:49 AM
http://designswithmerit.com/bigcommerce/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shopping-cart1.png

:LOL:

BlackHelicopters
04-27-2013, 11:52 AM
The whole team is a Pinto gas tank fire.