Good Thoughts/Prayers Needed for Lumpy...

[Gonzo]

I am currently at the hospital with Lumpy and she's going in for emergency surgery. She had some issues this week with some of her "girl parts" and now everything kind of just went to hell.

She asked me to do this so she can get some good juju from all of you, her friends.

I love her very much and I would appreciate it as well. I will keep you guys updated when I can. The doc is on his way in now.

Thanks all.

[seclark]

done...thoughts and prayers for you, her and the little guy.
keep us posted, gonzo.
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[ShowtimeSBMVP]

prayers sent

[Mr. Kotter]

Done, sir.

:(

[PRIEST]

prayers sent






This

[J Diddy]

Absolutely. Thoughts, prayers and wishes for you and her.

[Bugeater]

Hope you are at Bergan, they are awesome and she will be fine.

[CrazyPhuD]

Best of luck! Never a fun time!

[big nasty kcnut]

prayers sent to lumpy.

[SAUTO]

Damn buddy. Prayers on the way
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[Fritz88]

She will be fine buddy.

Good luck.

[BourbonMan]

Good luck and speedy recovery, Lumpy.

[Al Bundy]

Prayers sent Gonzo.

[Mr. Laz]

holy crap!

not the lump-meister


I hope she's ok

:grovel::grovel::grovel::grovel:

[LiveSteam]

Prayers sent

[kc rush]

Sorry to hear that. Thoughts and prayers with you guys.

[cdcox]

Hope she bounces back quickly.

[go bo]

hang in there girl, you're chiefs planet tough!

[TLO]

Thoughts and prayers sent. Pease keep us updated Gonzo.

[chiefs1111]

Hope she will be ok prayers sent for sure.

[Bwana]

Damn, wish her my best dude, Hope she gets well soon.

[KS Smitty]

Prayers for all!

[ChiefRocka]

Sent up.

[Gonzo]

So far, 2013 has been the worst year of my life. However, this puts things in perspective.

Bug, we're at Midlands. This is where my son was born and we've had good luck here.

This is also where her doc practices.

She's in surgery now. I'm pacing like a mad man. Thanks everyone for the kind words. She loves you guys.

[Dylan]

Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

[BlackHelicopters]

Prayers sent.

[Over-Head]

Done... Hope all is ok.

[Big Chief Homer]

Prayers sent to both of you!!

[Mosbonian]

Prayers sent out for you all....

[Fairplay]

My best thoughts and prayers for you and your family.

:grovel:

[Toadkiller]

Thoughts and prayers for you all.

[Buehler445]

Mother fuck that shit gonzo.

Prayers sent. All the best to you and your family.

[threebag]

Prayers sent

[Old Dog]

Prayers for Lumpy's girl parts (seems she would find that amusing....if I'm out of bounds, I'll change it) and Gonzo too

[stonedstooge]

Keep the faith

[DaFace]

Hang in there, man (and woman). You're in my thoughts.

(And not in a creepy way.)

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Damn.

Stay positive.

Prayers sent.

[Fish]

1 box Juju sent.

Tell her to heal those testicles and get back in the game...

[Gonzo]

Well, I'm just sitting here waiting so... Here's a nice story about us.

I met Lumpy in March of 1994. Not long after the Chiefs lost to Buffalo in the AFC championship.
We were set up on a blind date. We went with another couple to Town East Mall in Wichita KS. I was 17 and she was 15. I was driving my first car, a gold 1980 Monte Carlo with only 40,000 miles.

We were eating at the food court when one of her friends came up and started talking to her. This chick noticed Lumpy was on a date, looked over at me and started flirting. Lumpy was about to kick her ass but technically, couldn't. I mean shit, we'd just met.
Flash forward about an hour and she and I are alone, sitting on some bleachers at the Andover, KS community park. It was chilly and I put my Apex One chiefs jacket on her. We were talking for a long time. I was a little mysterious to her because I was a kid that had lived in several different states and I was a little different than the idiots she grew up around.
Well, we were standing next to my car and I had to leave to catch my 11pm curfew. I was going to give her a small kiss on the cheek or a hug, (always the well-mannered gentleman) when she stepped up to me, put her arms around me and slipped me the tongue.
We have been together ever since that happened.
For some reason, later that night I just had a feeling about her.
19 years now.

No word from the doc yet. This surgery was supposed to take about an hour. It's been about 40 minutes.

[Earthling]

Good thoughts and prayers go out to you and yours.

[mikey23545]

My gosh, I hope Lumpy is doing OK.

Good vibes definitely being sent your way....

[Simply Red]

your friends are here with you Gonzo - prayers

[Dante84]

Done

[KCFalcon59]

Well, I'm just sitting here waiting so... Here's a nice story about us.

I met Lumpy in March of 1994. Not long after the Chiefs lost to Buffalo in the AFC championship.
We were set up on a blind date. We went with another couple to Town East Mall in Wichita KS. I was 17 and she was 15. I was driving my first car, a gold 1980 Monte Carlo with only 40,000 miles.

We were eating at the food court when one of her friends came up and started talking to her. This chick noticed Lumpy was on a date, looked over at me and started flirting. Lumpy was about to kick her ass but technically, couldn't. I mean shit, we'd just met.
Flash forward about an hour and she and I are alone, sitting on some bleachers at the Andover, KS community park. It was chilly and I put my Apex One chiefs jacket on her. We were talking for a long time. I was a little mysterious to her because I was a kid that had lived in several different states and I was a little different than the idiots she grew up around.
Well, we were standing next to my car and I had to leave to catch my 11pm curfew. I was going to give her a small kiss on the cheek or a hug, (always the well-mannered gentleman) when she stepped up to me, put her arms around me and slipped me the tongue.
We have been together ever since that happened.
For some reason, later that night I just had a feeling about her.
19 years now.

No word from the doc yet. This surgery was supposed to take about an hour. It's been about 40 minutes.

Great story! Prayers sent!

[007]

Absolutely!!!! Thoughts and prayers sent for both of you.

[Fat Elvis]

Done.

[Rasputin]

Prayers for Lumpy and you stay strong Gonzo prayers for you too.


God be with you all.

[stevieray]

absolutely!

prayers and thoughts to you and your family.

[007]

Well, I'm just sitting here waiting so... Here's a nice story about us.

I met Lumpy in March of 1994. Not long after the Chiefs lost to Buffalo in the AFC championship.
We were set up on a blind date. We went with another couple to Town East Mall in Wichita KS. I was 17 and she was 15. I was driving my first car, a gold 1980 Monte Carlo with only 40,000 miles.

We were eating at the food court when one of her friends came up and started talking to her. This chick noticed Lumpy was on a date, looked over at me and started flirting. Lumpy was about to kick her ass but technically, couldn't. I mean shit, we'd just met.
Flash forward about an hour and she and I are alone, sitting on some bleachers at the Andover, KS community park. It was chilly and I put my Apex One chiefs jacket on her. We were talking for a long time. I was a little mysterious to her because I was a kid that had lived in several different states and I was a little different than the idiots she grew up around.
Well, we were standing next to my car and I had to leave to catch my 11pm curfew. I was going to give her a small kiss on the cheek or a hug, (always the well-mannered gentleman) when she stepped up to me, put her arms around me and slipped me the tongue.
We have been together ever since that happened.
For some reason, later that night I just had a feeling about her.
19 years now.

No word from the doc yet. This surgery was supposed to take about an hour. It's been about 40 minutes.
Thats awesome man. Kind of sounds similar to how I met my wife. I didn't get tongue on the first date though. :p

[MeatRock]

Hope everything ends up ok. Best wishes.

[Rasputin]

I will be praying at work for a speedy recovery and eveything turns out ok. no worries be strong Gonzo.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Best of luck, man. Stay positive and remind yourself that those doing the surgery know what they're doing.

Any word on what's going on?

[Gonzo]

Nothing new yet. However, the scrub nurse came out and said she's still in surgery but doing ok.

[kaplin42]

Best wishes and fast, complete recovery.

[ChiTown]

Gonzo - please give Lumpy our best. You have our Prayers!

[teedubya]

Prayers, mojo, juju and good vibes for Lumpy's lady parts... her other parts, too.

[Goldmember]

You got it Lumpy! Get well!

[tooge]

Prayers your guys way bro

[Al Czervik]

Prayers for a speedy recovery Lumpy....
And Gonzo too!!!

[Cephalic Trauma]

Nothing new yet. However, the scrub nurse came out and said she's still in surgery but doing ok.

If you don't want to answer, don't.

Just out of curiosity, what were the precipitating factors? If you don't want to post them, ignore this post. If your attention is better spent elsewhere, I understand.

[Gadzooks]

Good juju sent.
BTW - Be sure to post pics of the "scrub nurse"

[Gonzo]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.

[DaFace]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.

Great news.

[ChiTown]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.

Excellent news! Sleep well tonight.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.

Nice!

Successful surgery rep all around?

[listopencil]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.

Good to hear. Take care.

[Mrs. Loopner]

Prayers sent for a complete and quick recovery!

[cabletech94]

thoughts and prayers.

hoping for a speedy recovery.

[siberian khatru]

Well, that was scary.

Good news.

[Sofa King]

Good luck to the both of you.

[Bugeater]

Well, that was scary.
At least it didn't happen mid-air!

Seriously though, glad to hear she is doing well.

[boogblaster]

damit .. good luck Lumpy .....

[GloryDayz]

Very much done. Prayers and good wishes sent your way...... Stay close to her young man.....

[Frazod]

Sorry she's going through this, but happy that it looks like things are okay.

Best wishes to both of you! :toast:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Done. You guys are golden in my book. Love to all three of you.
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[ReynardMuldrake]

Sending good vibes. Hope both of you are doing well.

[The Franchise]

Damn man. Prayers sent your way.

[Demonpenz]

doing what you can by praying and asking for prayers

[Chiefspants]

I had a feeling she would pull through, you have yourself a fighter, Gonzo.

Here's to a speedy recovery!

[ghak99]

Glad to hear it went well!

To a speedy recovery :toast:

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Best thoughts, heal fast.

[TrebMaxx]

Good thoughts and prayers sent your way. Sounds like she will be good to go though. Been through this with Mrs. Trebmaxx many times over the years, sitting in the waiting room waiting for the doc. Not a fun deal.

[Gonzo]

She's a tough little thing, let me tell you. She had our son naturally and got through it without drugs. She's never had health problems like this and when The doc asks you 1-10 on a pain scale, most of us would be at an 11 where she's at a 6.

I knew something was wrong when she told me, ER motherfuck... Lets go.

I got to see her and she already looks better. She asked for a candy bar and said her pain level was 2. After major surgery!

Morale of the story? Don't fuck with Lump. She doesn't feel pain like humans. Lol

[Smed1065]

Thoughts and God speed~

[Gonzo]

What pisses me off is we went to the ER two days ago and they sent us home even though they kinda knew what was going on.
Then we went to her OBG yesterday and she sent us home even though she kinda knew what was going on.

Then today my wife is on the floor crying and nearly passing out from the pain and she had to have a part removed. Maybe this could've been avoided if docs weren't so concerned about HIPPA laws and lawsuits.

[Gonzo]

I want to thank everyone for their kind words again. I know I'm not around as much but I still love you guys. Well, most of you.

I'll keep you guys informed. I'm sure she will be on tomorrow.

[Dave Lane]

Good luck to both of you dude!!!

[Bowser]

Glad to hear everything is on the upswing. Hang in there, both of you.

[RealSNR]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.

This is fantastic. Very very good news.

[plbrdude]

a little late for pre-surgery prayer but in for post-surgery prayers for a speedy recovery.

[TLO]

I got to see her and she already looks better. She asked for a candy bar and said her pain level was 2. After major surgery!

That's the morphine for ya :)

Glad to hear she is doing well!

[Phobia]

More prayers... Be careful with that thing, WombWrecker. You can hurt somebody.

[Buehler445]

Well, guys. It sounds like she pulled through ok. They're waking her up now. I'm just waiting on the nurse to come back and get me. The surgeon came out and showed me what he did. She's in recovery on the morphine. I'll update later.

Thank god my girl is ok. I've been through some scary shit but this tops all.

Tell your family that you love them today. You never know when shit is going to happen.

If I hadn't been home... This could've gone very differently.


Great news man.

I'd be a trainwreck in your situation. All the best to you and yours man.

[mnchiefsguy]

Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery.

[Fritz88]

Awesome.
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[Dante84]

whew.

Glad she's okay. Good thoughts your way.

[Raiderhater58]

Good thoughts coming her way

[Ming the Merciless]

right on, glad she is ok broseph

[Just Passin' By]

Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery.

[Dayze]

shit man...

hope all turns out welll.
I'll reverse my normal bad luck and throw that shit on the good luck side.

[big nasty kcnut]

glad she ok chiefs planet is less without her.

[Sorter]

All the best.

[T-post Tom]

Prayers & best wishes for a full & speedy recovery.

[mikey23545]

Great news Gonzo!!!

I just hope Lumpy didn't have to have her Lump removed...:eek:

[Dayze]

It's times like these where, despite the bullshit CP crap we fling, that I think we're 'friends (as much as we can be); and no matter ones' agenda, shit gets real and we all put ourselves in that situation; and we recognize the significance.

Gonzo - we hope Lumpy is as good as gold, as soon as possible. "No Homo".
Real life, in terms of CP, is a kick in the ass. I (we) hope Lump comes through swinging.

-Hopes Not Too Corny : "Dayze"

[Lzen]

Prayers sent. Hope Lumpy is doing well. Keep us updated.

[spanky 52]

Prayers sent. Hope things go well for you both.

[mlyonsd]

Done. Hope the recovery goes well and somebody doesn't have to start a prayer thread four you when Lumpy finds out you started a thread about her 'girl parts'.

[R8RFAN]

Praying Jesus Christ lays his healing hands on Lumpy.

[WV]

Done..

[HemiEd]

Done, and hope she is better by now.

[BigMeatballDave]

Hope all is well!

Lumpy is too awesome for anything bad to happen to her. :)

[Old Dog]

Glad to hear went well.
Prayers and best wishes for a speedy recovery Lumpy.
Hang in there Gonzo. It obviously had to be a hell of a long night for you too.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Hope everything goes smoothly.

[Rasputin]

Man thank God she is going be ok. We know she is a tough cookie and am glad you are there for her Gonzo too. You both are great people love you 2.


God blessings for both and your little boy. Speedy recovery Lumpy


Play that funky music when you get back. :)

[kc rush]

Glad she made it through surgery and seems to be on her way back. Thoughts for the both of you while she works her way through recovery.

[Chief Pote]

Tough day for you both...hope she has a speedy recovery. Good thoughts coming your way.

[58-4ever]

I hope everything goes well. Prayers and thoughts her way!!

[notorious]

Good luck, guys.

We are thinking about you.

[Rukdafaidas]

Glad to hear she's doing well. Prayers her way for a speedy recovery.

[Cannibal]

Positive thoughts your way.

[-King-]

Well, I'm just sitting here waiting so... Here's a nice story about us.

I met Lumpy in March of 1994. Not long after the Chiefs lost to Buffalo in the AFC championship.
We were set up on a blind date. We went with another couple to Town East Mall in Wichita KS. I was 17 and she was 15. I was driving my first car, a gold 1980 Monte Carlo with only 40,000 miles.

We were eating at the food court when one of her friends came up and started talking to her. This chick noticed Lumpy was on a date, looked over at me and started flirting. Lumpy was about to kick her ass but technically, couldn't. I mean shit, we'd just met.
Flash forward about an hour and she and I are alone, sitting on some bleachers at the Andover, KS community park. It was chilly and I put my Apex One chiefs jacket on her. We were talking for a long time. I was a little mysterious to her because I was a kid that had lived in several different states and I was a little different than the idiots she grew up around.
Well, we were standing next to my car and I had to leave to catch my 11pm curfew. I was going to give her a small kiss on the cheek or a hug, (always the well-mannered gentleman) when she stepped up to me, put her arms around me and slipped me the tongue.
We have been together ever since that happened.
For some reason, later that night I just had a feeling about her.
19 years now.

No word from the doc yet. This surgery was supposed to take about an hour. It's been about 40 minutes.

Nice story. Glad shes feeling better.
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[BlackHelicopters]

Hope today is the beginning of recovery. More prayers.

[Predarat]

Well, I'm just sitting here waiting so... Here's a nice story about us.

I met Lumpy in March of 1994. Not long after the Chiefs lost to Buffalo in the AFC championship.
We were set up on a blind date. We went with another couple to Town East Mall in Wichita KS. I was 17 and she was 15. I was driving my first car, a gold 1980 Monte Carlo with only 40,000 miles.

We were eating at the food court when one of her friends came up and started talking to her. This chick noticed Lumpy was on a date, looked over at me and started flirting. Lumpy was about to kick her ass but technically, couldn't. I mean shit, we'd just met.
Flash forward about an hour and she and I are alone, sitting on some bleachers at the Andover, KS community park. It was chilly and I put my Apex One chiefs jacket on her. We were talking for a long time. I was a little mysterious to her because I was a kid that had lived in several different states and I was a little different than the idiots she grew up around.
Well, we were standing next to my car and I had to leave to catch my 11pm curfew. I was going to give her a small kiss on the cheek or a hug, (always the well-mannered gentleman) when she stepped up to me, put her arms around me and slipped me the tongue.
We have been together ever since that happened.
For some reason, later that night I just had a feeling about her.
19 years now.

No word from the doc yet. This surgery was supposed to take about an hour. It's been about 40 minutes.

Awesome story, i spent alot of time in that mall. Hope all went well and she is recovering. Thoughts and prayers her and your way.

[lewdog]

Best to both of you during this time. You two seem like genuine people.

[LiveSteam]

Glad to hear all went well with the surgery. Gods speed Lumpy

[soopamanluva]

Glad to hear she is ok

[Gonzo]

Update:

We just got home after a very, very long night. She's very tired and sore but she feels a lot better. The surgeon that operated was really good and after the call was made, he was in the hospital in 20 minutes.

She'll be on here later I'm sure. Thanks everyone for the nice PM's and posts.
I'm just thankful she's home and ok.

[Phobia]

Outstanding.

[Phobia]

Hopefully she'll repay you for taking her to the hospital and staying up all night. Probably some wild sex later tonight... no?

[LoneWolf]

Great news. I love the story about Town East Mall. I get the pleasure of taking my wife to that mall this afternoon so she can spend more of my money in the Coach store. Hopefully, I'll get a little tongue action later.

Glad everything turned out OK.

[Predarat]

Update:

We just got home after a very, very long night. She's very tired and sore but she feels a lot better. The surgeon that operated was really good and after the call was made, he was in the hospital in 20 minutes.

She'll be on here later I'm sure. Thanks everyone for the nice PM's and posts.
I'm just thankful she's home and ok.

Awesome news, glad she is doing better!

[crazycoffey]

Whew. Glad she's home and healing

[Rasputin]

So happy to hear the good news. Keep on keeping on and get it on when you can :thumb:



Awesome

[Rasputin]

And Gonzo needs post more.

[TimeForWasp]

Good Luck . Best Wishes Lumpy. You too Gonzo.

[Lumpy]

Hi, guys and gals. Thank you so much for the prayers and well wishes!

It was a hectic couple of days for me, but luckily, I'll be taking some time off of work and getting some much needed rest.

As far as my "girl parts" (probably TMI, but oh well)... I had 2 cysts, (1 on each ovary), and the one on the right ovary had burst on Thursday. Gonzo took me to the hospital, they ran some extensive tests, loaded me up with Morphine, then they sent me home with pain killers. I was put on bed rest and saw my OBGYN on Friday. She took more tests, refilled my pain killer script, then sent me home.

Then yesterday, (not but a few minutes after I had posted on the Random Thoughts thread), I got up to go to the bathroom and experienced the worst pain ever and I doubled-over. Gonzo came running and we both knew that something was wrong. He arranged for a sitter and we headed to the ER.

They got me right in and ran the same tests as before. This time though, they found out that my fallopian tube was 3x the normal size and it had ruptured, too. Apparently I was bleeding internally quite a bit and they had no other choice but to operate within the next few hours. The surgery went well and they removed both cysts and the fallopian tube.

Anyway... I truly appreciate each and every one of you for keeping me, (and Gonzo), in your thoughts! However, I'm a bit saddened that Dylan didn't post a cake or something. I know it's not a b-day thread, but maybe you could have posted at least a muffin? I love me some muffins!

Much love to you all,
Lumpy

[R8RFAN]

I love muffins too

[Bwana]

Damn, I'm glad everything worked out as well as it did, welcome home!

[Titty Meat]

When I read the part about her slipping you the tounge I got a boner.

I'm glad she's doing good now hopefully the pain is all gone.

[SuperChief]

Wow - sounds pretty scary. Hopefully everything is back on the right path for you soon!

[Phobia]

Did you bring the fallopian tube home? I want to put the tip of my tongue on it. I just need to, you know, verify.

[Lumpy]

Did you bring the fallopian tube home? I want to put the tip of my tongue on it. I just need to, you know, verify.

That's just nasty. LMAO

[Shogun]

Did you bring the fallopian tube home? I want to put the tip of my tongue on it. I just need to, you know, verify.

This post is awesome.

Glad you're okay Lumpy

[Bugeater]

Fallopian tube is delicious when it's simmered in a nice garlic & butter sauce.

[R8RFAN]

Fallopian tube is delicious when it's simmered in a nice garlic & butter sauce.

Umm, Thats not butter sauce man

[Bugeater]

Crap, I did leave that just sitting there on a tee. Good lord. :facepalm:

[Mr. Laz]

Are your boobies ok? They didn't harm the boobies, did they?


This is critical

[Cephalic Trauma]

Damn, a ruptured cyst is right up there with one of the most painful experiences a woman can have.

And I'm surprised they didn't admit you on thursday. I thought that would be standard of care because of what could (and eventually did) happen.

Glad you're doing well.

[Lumpy]

Are your boobies ok? They didn't harm the boobies, did they?


This is critical

I missed this place! ROFL

No worries, Laz. My boobies weren't harmed.

[Mr. Laz]

I missed this place! ROFL

No worries, Laz. My boobies weren't harmed.

yeah, boobies!! PBJ

http://www.presentermedia.com/files/clipart/00003000/3655/team_celebration_pc_md_wm.jpg

[Lumpy]

Damn, a ruptured cyst is right up there with one of the most painful experiences a woman can have.

And I'm surprised they didn't admit you on thursday. I thought that would be standard of care because of what could (and eventually did) happen.

Glad you're doing well.

Exactly. Child birth, ruptured cyst/falopian tube, and back labor... all very painful, indeed.

They didn't keep me on Thursday because they were clueless as to the severity of my situation. The same thing happened, (at that same hospital), when I was going through back labor. On the 3rd day, we went back and told them to admit me or we would consult a lawyer. I had a room within 5 minutes and my labor was induced within an hour. Sometimes it pays to be an asshole.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Exactly. Child birth, ruptured cyst/falopian tube, and back labor... all very painful, indeed.

They didn't keep me on Thursday because they were clueless as to the severity of my situation. The same thing happened, (at that same hospital), when I was going through back labor. On the 3rd day, we went back and told them to admit me or we would consult a lawyer. I had a room within 5 minutes and my labor was induced within an hour. Sometimes it pays to be an asshole.

Yep.

In that situation, everyone's an asshole. If I'm in that kind of pain, I want you to give me whatever the fuck you can to get me out of pain.

[cabletech94]

I missed this place! ROFL

No worries, Laz. My boobies weren't harmed.

thank the lawwwd.

welcome back. get off here and go to sleep.




(but only after you service gonzo. he did show a little bit of compassion) ;)

[Sofa King]

I'm not here to brag, but pretty sure my good luck post was a game changer.

[Phobia]

That's just nasty. LMAO

Well, I'm aroused so it couldn't be that nasty.

[Phobia]

(but only after you service gonzo. he did show a little bit of compassion) ;)

I agree. Plus it's been at least 14 hours. That's more than enough time for the wounds to clot. Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex

[cabletech94]

I agree. Plus it's been at least 14 hours. That's more than enough time for the wounds to clot. Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex

i hear aloe vera helps wounds to heal.

pretty sure it doubles as a fine lube as well.

[Lumpy]

thank the lawwwd.

welcome back. get off here and go to sleep.




(but only after you service gonzo. he did show a little bit of compassion) ;)

Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

[notorious]

Gonzo, get your game-face on. :D

Take care Lumpy.

[Phobia]

Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

Did they also do surgery on your butt? We don't want to hear excuses. Go make a raider fan.

[Lumpy]

Did they also do surgery on your butt? We don't want to hear excuses. Go make a raider fan.

ROFL

Wow.

[Shogun]

Somebody start a donation thread, we're gettin' Gonzo a Fleshlight!

[Lumpy]

Somebody start a donation thread, we're gettin' Gonzo a Fleshlight!

ROFL


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Well, the Royals are playing now so I'm gonna cuddle up with Gonzo Jr and watch the game.

Thank you again to everyone! You guys have really lifted my spirits today! :)

[Phobia]

Somebody start a donation thread, we're gettin' Gonzo a Fleshlight!

Too late. I just sent an escort over to their house and put it on my credit card. Just the kind of friend I am... That man shouldn't have to wait that long for some sex. We don't need any DSB going on around here.

[DaFace]

I'm not sure I've ever cringed and laughed harder at a prayer thread. Glad you're on the mend, Lumpy.

[DanT]

Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

LMAO

Glad to see you're recovering. :toast:

[Rams Fan]

Thoughts are with both of you.

Here's to a speedy recovery.

[Phobia]

I'm not sure I've ever cringed and laughed harder at a prayer thread. Glad you're on the mend, Lumpy.

I forgot. I should probably be banned.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

What did your dentist say?

[Phobia]

What did your dentist say?

I love that joke.

[J Diddy]

Hi, guys and gals. Thank you so much for the prayers and well wishes!

It was a hectic couple of days for me, but luckily, I'll be taking some time off of work and getting some much needed rest.

As far as my "girl parts" (probably TMI, but oh well)... I had 2 cysts, (1 on each ovary), and the one on the right ovary had burst on Thursday. Gonzo took me to the hospital, they ran some extensive tests, loaded me up with Morphine, then they sent me home with pain killers. I was put on bed rest and saw my OBGYN on Friday. She took more tests, refilled my pain killer script, then sent me home.

Then yesterday, (not but a few minutes after I had posted on the Random Thoughts thread), I got up to go to the bathroom and experienced the worst pain ever and I doubled-over. Gonzo came running and we both knew that something was wrong. He arranged for a sitter and we headed to the ER.

They got me right in and ran the same tests as before. This time though, they found out that my fallopian tube was 3x the normal size and it had ruptured, too. Apparently I was bleeding internally quite a bit and they had no other choice but to operate within the next few hours. The surgery went well and they removed both cysts and the fallopian tube.

Anyway... I truly appreciate each and every one of you for keeping me, (and Gonzo), in your thoughts! However, I'm a bit saddened that Dylan didn't post a cake or something. I know it's not a b-day thread, but maybe you could have posted at least a muffin? I love me some muffins!

Much love to you all,
Lumpy

Hope the morphine keeps you smiling til your wounds can heal. Better yet, tell Gonzo he needs to lick them wounds for quicker healing. :)

Get well soon.

[houstonwhodat]

OK you got it.

[digger]

Glad you're on the mend, Lumpy.

This.

[booger]

Great news!

Happy for the three of you. This stuff is always scary. I remember when i got my tube pulled. no fun at all!

[In58men]

Hopefully this situation got less hairy......giggity.


Love ya Lumpy glad everything is okay.

[Bearcat]

ROFL


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Well, the Royals are playing now so I'm gonna cuddle up with Gonzo Jr and watch the game.

Thank you again to everyone! You guys have really lifted my spirits today! :)

We don't have to know everything that you-- oh wait, you have a kid, right.

[patteeu]

Glad to hear you're on the mend now. Good luck and take it easy for a while.

[booger]

gonzo if you let the tube dry out a few weeks and harden you can stuff it with duck feathers and use it as a retriever training toy.

D'Penz will be along shortly to draw you a picture

Hope this helps:thumb:

[Lumpy]

:shake: Only on CP.

LMAO

Thanks again everyone! I'm hurting pretty bad right now, but the Royals are kicking ass, so Ohhh OUCH! WOOT!

Hopefully this situation got less hairy......giggity.


Love ya Lumpy glad everything is okay.

Sorry to disappoint, but there was no shaving involved. It was laparoscopic surgery where they made 3 small incisions in my lower abdomen.

[BlackHelicopters]

:shake: Only on CP.

LMAO

Thanks again everyone! I'm hurting pretty bad right now, but the Royals are kicking ass, so Ohhh OUCH! WOOT!



Sorry to disappoint, but there was no shaving involved. It was laparoscopic surgery where they made 3 small incisions in my lower abdomen.

Glad to you are on road to recovery. Don't know enough to make a hair joke. Prayers continuing.

[Nzoner]

just saw this for the first time,good to hear you're okay and on the mend,here's to a speed recovery :thumb:

[Lumpy]

I'm getting there, guys. Just taking it easy.

Gonzo has been great through all of this and has been letting me rest while he takes care of our boy and the chores around the house.

It also looks like I'll be taking a day off from work tomorrow. While that's nice and all, I hate missing work and feel like I'm useless if I'm not there.

[Buehler445]

Glad you're OK Lumpy. That can be scary shit.

[petegz28]

Glad to hear you is ok!

[Rain Man]

I haven't read the whole thread, and I see a reference to "girl parts", so in my mind I'm going to assume it was some sort of chainsaw accident.

I'm glad you're doing well, lumpy, and that you didn't chop off anything vital.

[LiveSteam]

Thanks for the rep. Glad your home & feeling better.

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[crazycoffey]

Mrs Coffey just had a cyst rupture a couple months ago, we thought it was an appendix bust. Sounds like it was a fraction of what you went through. We knew gonzo was worried, I could tell by the font he used. Glad your recovering

[Setsuna]

Just prayed now.

[Msmith]

God bless and have a full recovery.

[007]

Glad you are back and doing well Lumpy!!! Now you make Gonzo your little bitch for a while.

[Simplicity]

Glad you are feeling better, Lumpy. Make sure Gonzo is put to work to fulfill your needs.

[lewdog]

Now you make Gonzo your little bitch for a while.

Pretty sure she was doing that pre surgery.

[Sorter]

Pretty sure she was doing that pre surgery.

Boom

[MahiMike]

Everybody loves Lumpy. Get well soon!

[Lumpy]

Wow, guys! I'm all out of rep and I've lost track of who I have/haven't repped. Edit: No worries, LiveSteam LMAO

All of you are just too kind and I truly appreciate the prayers and well wishes! Just a great group of awesome folks on this site... all of you! :thumb:

I'm still quite sore but I'm about to take some heavy-duty pain meds and that will help to take the edge off. I'm really bloated too, but that comes from them moving my organs around. Apparently, they had to move my organs up into my body cavity so they could get to my "girl parts" and do their thing. Thank God for anesthesia!

[007]

Pretty sure she was doing that pre surgery.

true. true

[Gonzo]

Lumpy is doing a bunch better, guys. She's really surprised at how many well-wishes she received. That really lifted her mood a little.

[ChiTown]

Lumpy is doing a bunch better, guys. She's really surprised at how many well-wishes she received. That really lifted her mood a little.

Really happy for you guys. Praying for a quick and full recovery.

[Buck]

Hey Lumpy and Gonzo,

I was pretty much away from CP all weekend and didnt see this thread, so sorry I didn't send my well wishes your way, but I'm glad it seems to be going well. Scary stuff.

Take it easy Lump, sounds like a pretty major surgery you had.

I'm glad you are ok.

[bevischief]

Done my friend.

[Archie F. Swin]

wait.....Lumpy is a girl?



...sheeee-yit

[warrior]

Good thoughts sent your way. :thumb:

[Radar Chief]

Damn Lumpy, I’m just now catching up on what happened over the weekend. Sorry to hear you had troubles but glad they’ve figured it out and got you healing again.
If you only miss uh day I think you’re doing good. Lab Counterpart’s daughter had a cyst removed and doc told her she’d be out of school for 3 weeks, of which she took full advantage.

[Lumpy]

wait.....Lumpy is a girl?



...sheeee-yit

LMAO I'm just as shocked as you are!

Damn Lumpy, I’m just now catching up on what happened over the weekend. Sorry to hear you had troubles but glad they’ve figured it out and got you healing again.
If you only miss uh day I think you’re doing good. Lab Counterpart’s daughter had a cyst removed and doc told her she’d be out of school for 3 weeks, of which she took full advantage.

3 weeks? Damn. As much as I would love to take that much time off from work, I just can't do it. I have too many projects going on. I will take it easy when I go back to work tomorrow, (no heavy lifting, light office duties only).

[Saul Good]

LMAO I'm just as shocked as you are!



3 weeks? Damn. As much as I would love to take that much time off from work, I just can't do it. I have too many projects going on. I will take it easy when I go back to work tomorrow, (no heavy lifting, light office duties only).

Good thing sandwiches don't weigh much...

[Lumpy]

Good thing sandwiches don't weigh much...

LMAO Smartass.

[007]

wait.....Lumpy is a girl?



...sheeee-yit

Yeah, Gonzo does post kind of feminine. LMAO

[GloryDayz]

From NOLA....I hope all is well family-wide... :)

[Fish]

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I don't think these are coincidences....

[Mr. Laz]

I've always wondered if girls play with their awesome boobies when they are home and alone ... sort of a secret playtime that they don't tell anyone about.


And now Lumpy is home and alone ... recuperating :hmmm:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

How's Lumpy doing? I had a dream that I went to Gonzo and Lumpy's place the other night. We had some chicken wings and talked shit on Luke Joekel. It was awesome.
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[Lumpy]

I've always wondered if girls play with their awesome boobies when they are home and alone ... sort of a secret playtime that they don't tell anyone about.


And now Lumpy is home and alone ... recuperating :hmmm:

<------- Went to work like a dumbass, (forgot about awesome boobie secret playtime). :facepalm:

How's Lumpy doing? I had a dream that I went to Gonzo and Lumpy's place the other night. We had some chicken wings and talked shit on Luke Joekel. It was awesome.
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LMAO

I'm feeling a little bit better, but still really sore and exhausted.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

<------- Went to work like a dumbass, (forgot about awesome boobie secret playtime). :facepalm:



LMAO

I'm feeling a little bit better, but still really sore and exhausted.

You'll be fine. Get some rest. Make Gonzo do shit.
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[Lumpy]

You'll be fine. Get some rest. Make Gonzo do shit.
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No worries there. He's already taken care of everything and he's watching our son.

I'm curled up in bed, the windows are open, there's a light breeze, and I'm listening to the rain. Falling asleep early is inevitable. :thumb:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Awesome.
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[Buehler445]

No worries there. He's already taken care of everything and he's watching our son.

I'm curled up in bed, the windows are open, there's a light breeze, and I'm listening to the rain. Falling asleep early is inevitable. :thumb:

I wish I could listen to rain :(

Glad you're feeling better. Make goddamn sure you take care of yourself.

[Chiefshrink]

I'm curled up in bed, the windows are open, there's a light breeze, and I'm listening to the rain. Falling asleep early is inevitable. :thumb:

Sometimes the scariest things in life force us to slow down and experience what really good life is all about( loving family and friends and an open window breeze listening to the rain fall). Glad all went well and will continue to pray for your recovery. :thumb:

[SPchief]

HTF did I miss this thread? Good to hear you're doing ok lump

[Dayze]

Hope your puss is doing well.



Seriously though, glad things worked out ok.
My wife had endometriosis and had surgery. She was in so much pain prior to surgery. Uhhgg.

[Rausch]

You're out of the woods.

Now's the time to hit him up for all that $3it you've wanted him to do forever...:evil: