"Marcellus The True"

[Marcellus]

I asked a mod to change my user name to "Marcellus The True" since according to many here on CP, if you don't hate Alex Smith and don't swing from Geno's nuts you are a True Fan.

If you believe Reid and Dorsey have shown enough in their history that they value the QB position and will address it then you are a True Fan.

If you understand that Reid and Dorsey have nothing to do with Carl Peterson and Scott ***** not drafting a QB in the 1st round then you are a True Fan.

If you understand Reid and Dorsey did not dictate the QB talent level of this draft nor did they do anything that got us the #1 pick in a horrible draft, then you are a True Fan.

That's me, I am a True Fan. I hope I can slee p tonight, or ever again for that matter.


Flame away haters.

[The Franchise]

Stupid thread is stupid.

[Nightfyre]

Yep. Pin him up with a crown of thorns, fellas.

[Frosty]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/grandma-cool-story-bro.jpg

[WhawhaWhat]

What do those that are not identified as a True Fan call themselves?

[Marcellus]

Stupid thread is stupid.

Weak sauce.

Yep. Pin him up with a crown of thorns, fellas.

Bring it on, I'm ready. I baught a brand new bottle of cough syrup today at Sams.

[Ceej]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/grandma-cool-story-bro.jpg

LMAO

[The Franchise]

Weak sauce.



Bring it on, I'm ready. I baught a brand new bottle of cough syrup today at Sams.

Baught huh?

[Marcellus]

Baught huh?

Damn typo shit is all you got?

[WhawhaWhat]

Weak sauce.



Bring it on, I'm ready. I baught a brand new bottle of cough syrup today at Sams.

I think cough syrup is appropriate for someone named Pestilence.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Aids cake. ..giant spoon. ..raped first. .then eat. **** your couchtoo!

[DJ's left nut]

This is less interesting than a "leaving forever" thread but even more attention whorey.

[Fish]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

.... if you don't hate Alex Smith and don't swing from Geno's nuts you are a True Fan.

If you believe Reid and Dorsey have shown enough in their history that they value the QB position and will address it then you are a True Fan.

If you understand that Reid and Dorsey have nothing to do with Carl Peterson and Scott ***** not drafting a QB in the 1st round then you are a True Fan.

If you understand Reid and Dorsey did not dictate the QB talent level of this draft nor did they do anything that got us the #1 pick in a horrible draft, then you are a True Fan.


i call bullshit

who said this shit? (maybe theyre on my ignore list, if so, apologies)

link to all of these things, done by non-idiots or you then BECOME the ****ing idiot you are 'quoting'

[Discuss Thrower]

Bring it on, I'm ready. I baught a brand new bottle of cough syrup today at Sams.

Mix that shit up with some jolly ranchers, son!

[-King-]

He must want a cookie.

[MTG#10]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/thaflyinsoundman/Pawn-Stars-I-think-this-is-a-cool-story-bro-but-let-me-call-my-buddy-whos-an-expert-on-cool-stories.jpg

[L.A. Chieffan]

True fan is supposed to be a backhanded compliment but I wear it with pride.

Better than the alternative.

[loochy]

Aids cake. ..giant spoon. ..raped first. .then eat. **** your couchtoo!

Thisguy agrees with Thatguy

[Fritz88]

I think Hunt made it clear that he wants to win now and Dorsey had to get a QB who can get some wins to win back fans.

I have no doubt that KC will draft a first round QB in the next 2-3 years.
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[Lex Luthor]

i call bullshit

who said this shit? (maybe theyre on my ignore list, if so, apologies)

link to all of these things, done by non-idiots or you then BECOME the ****ing idiot you are 'quoting'
He doesn't need to link to it. There are thousands of examples of it in dozens of threads.

[MTG#10]

Damn typo shit is all you got?It wasn't a typo, the a and o are nowhere near each other on your keyboard. You just cant spell, admit it!

[Chief Roundup]

What do those that are not identified as a True Fan call themselves?

Taint

[Ming the Merciless]

He doesn't need to link to it. There are thousands of examples of it in dozens of threads.

then surely you can quote a respected poster who makes those retarded claims that 'marcellus the finger sniffer' so BRAVELY takes on

you guys are heroes

[RealSNR]

http://forums.allkpop.com/attachments/tumblr_lyrxf6c9nc1qldyhu-gif.57998/

[loochy]

It wasn't a typo, the a and o are nowhere near each other on your keyboard. You just cant spell, admit it!

pwnt

[bevischief]

......

[Molitoth]

Send this thread to the hall of classics.

[Phobia]

It wasn't a typo, the a and o are nowhere near each other on your keyboard. You just cant spell, admit it!

This is probably your best post ever made on this site. Congratulations on making a quality post.

[Titty Meat]

This thread sucks

[MTG#10]

This is probably your best post ever made on this site. Congratulations on making a quality post.Ive made like 3-4 quality posts, you just haven't been paying attention.

[Marcellus]

http://forums.allkpop.com/attachments/tumblr_lyrxf6c9nc1qldyhu-gif.57998/

Interesting you say that because every time anyone makes a comment contrary to popular belief of Geno is God and the Chiefs sucks "True Fan" gets thrown out.

I have had the "true Fan" moniker thrown at me at least 10x in the last 3 or 4 days and the fact is I dont fit the original profile of a true fan.

No one cares yet they cant keep their fucking mouths shut.

[J Diddy]

It wasn't a typo, the a and o are nowhere near each other on your keyboard. You just cant spell, admit it!

Or he'd been drinking cough syrup as he had claimed.... Perhaps you were so quick to act all smarty pants that you didn't pick up on what he was saying in the first place.

[Phobia]

Ive made like 3-4 quality posts, you just haven't been paying attention.

I was probably gone those days. I will try to be more faithful.

[notorious]

since according to many here on CP, if you don't hate Alex Smith and don't swing from Geno's nuts you are a True Fan.




Damnit Marcellus, under this definition I could be considered a TrueFan.

http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Misc/Guy%20sets%20himself%20on%20fire%20and%20jumps%20out%20of%20his%20window.gif

[Hammock Parties]

This is good. I feel you need a nemesis. What should my new username be?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I absolutely hate it when dumbasses change names !

[Discuss Thrower]

This is good. I feel you need a nemesis. What should my new username be?

The Warring Wendler

[Marcellus]

This is good. I feel you need a nemesis. What should my new username be?

I dont know dude, you have a damn good one right now.

"Clay The Clueless"

That has a nice ring to it.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I dont know dude, you have a damn good one right now.

"Clay The Clueless"

That has a nice ring to it.


Well, with all the negativity Clay puts out how about "Chiefs Suck "

[Hammock Parties]

Shut up. This is to be a battle of good vs evil. We need something dark and corrupt.

[J Diddy]

Shut up. This is to be a battle of good vs evil. We need something dark and corrupt.

Dr. Whiny Bitch

Short, sweet, concise.

[Ming the Merciless]

Chaos Rain

[Ming the Merciless]

The Beast With One Small "Horn"

[Ming the Merciless]

Sodomastur

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Clay the Callous.

[Nightfyre]

Master Baiter

apt.



Maybe it would be better for Hog Farmer, though.

[Ming the Merciless]

Queen Bed , Forever Empty

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

LMAO We all love you man !





Unfortunately there's a few Raider and Jag fans here that really want to love on you.

[KCUnited]

Cleinous

[Ming the Merciless]

6739 Hours Making Gifs : 4 minutes Making Love

[Ming the Merciless]

Fraud

[Marcellus]

Clay the Callous.

I truly like this one and I have to believe Clay does too.

And I am ready for battle.

[Hammock Parties]

Douche the Deceiver

[Marcellus]

6739 Hours Making Gifs : 4 minutes Making Love

LMAO

[Hootie]

Marcellus the Gay

NTTIAWWT

[Marcellus]

Marcellus the Gay

NTTIAWWT

Too late dude I already picked a name. We are trying to pick Clay a name.


I suppose you could call him Marcellus the gay.

[BigBeauford]

Claydough

[BourbonMan]

Too late dude I already picked a name. We are trying to pick Clay a name.


I suppose you could call him Marcellus the gay.

BITCHY WHINEY GAY CLAY

[RealSNR]

Interesting you say that because every time anyone makes a comment contrary to popular belief of Geno is God and the Chiefs sucks "True Fan" gets thrown out.

I have had the "true Fan" moniker thrown at me at least 10x in the last 3 or 4 days and the fact is I dont fit the original profile of a true fan.

No one cares yet they cant keep their fucking mouths shut.

I think Reid and Dorsey have done a pretty shitty job so far this offseason. The only offseason moves I like are the Bowe extension and telling Tyson Jackson to go fuck himself. I liked all of two of their draft picks (Kelce and Johnson). I can't say very many good things about the job they've done so far.

Can I say that without chest-pounding mongs like you bitching about my lukewarm attitude to the Chiefs?

[Marcellus]

I think Reid and Dorsey have done a pretty shitty job so far this offseason. The only offseason moves I like are the Bowe extension and telling Tyson Jackson to go **** himself. I liked all of two of their draft picks (Kelce and Johnson). I can't say very many good things about the job they've done so far.

Can I say that without chest-pounding mongs like you bitching about my lukewarm attitude to the Chiefs?

Why would I bitch about this post minus the part about you calling me a mong?

Fact is you are entitled to your opinion even if it is shitty in my view.

[RunKC]

I think Reid and Dorsey have done a pretty shitty job so far this offseason. The only offseason moves I like are the Bowe extension and telling Tyson Jackson to go **** himself. I liked all of two of their draft picks (Kelce and Johnson). I can't say very many good things about the job they've done so far.

Can I say that without chest-pounding mongs like you bitching about my lukewarm attitude to the Chiefs?

I think you'll like Geoff Schwartz and Sanders Commings as the season plays out.

I know you hate the Fisher pick, but I think you'll also like him as a player.

[RealSNR]

Why would I bitch about this post minus the part about you calling me a mong?

Fact is you are entitled to your opinion even if it is shitty in my view.

You're allowed to call my opinion stupid, you know.

I'm sick of this "I'm entitled to an opinion that disagrees with you!" attitude that some people have taken this offseason. Of course you are. I'm also entitled to the opinion that you're an idiot. I'm not silencing you in any way.

I'm not blaming you. It was just your word choice that sent me off on that.

[Simply Red]

CellarFella84ClayFo'Lyfe!!!!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Marcellus doesn't understand why people call him a True Fan. It's not related to Geno Smith or Alex Smith. People call him a True Fan because he's been a water-toting lackey for the front office, whomever is calling the shots.

[Ming the Merciless]

Is it wrong that if we do somehow go 5-1 that I will want to make love to everyone here at chiefs planet...

can you even imagine the brawny rugged orgy odors coming from the 'trailer' that is chiefs planet should we truly have a winning regime here?

can i dare to dream or will i only suffer more heartache?

i just want to experience happiness and bromance

is this too much to ask?

[Marcellus]

You're allowed to call my opinion stupid, you know.

I'm sick of this "I'm entitled to an opinion that disagrees with you!" attitude that some people have taken this offseason. Of course you are. I'm also entitled to the opinion that you're an idiot. I'm not silencing you in any way.

I'm not blaming you. It was just your word choice that sent me off on that.

I take no issue except the exact premise many people like you are taking is that you believe you are already correct becaue what has happened since 1983 effects the 2013 draft.

Fact is it doesn't. The people in charge now have no connection to the last 30 years. Period.

The fact YOU cant see that doesn't make me an idiot. Quiet the contrary.

[Simply Red]

Marcellus did you suddenly switch from the brown frown over to the hydro?

[Marcellus]

Marcellus doesn't understand why people call him a True Fan. It's not related to Geno Smith or Alex Smith. People call him a True Fan because he's been a water-toting lackey for the front office, whomever is calling the shots.

I thought you were the smart guy here yet you continue to get me wrong. I guess you are just an illusion.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I thought you were the smart guy here yet you continue to get me wrong. I guess you are just an illusion.

Excellent rebuttal.

[Marcellus]

Excellent rebuttal.

Well you claim was I am just a shill for the man but the fact is I can get as pissed as anyone.

Your claim was without any backup or merit so dont go calling shit you cant back up.

Smart guy.

[Sorter]

I thought Marcellus liked Geno early on. Feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, Mr. Wallace.

[Ming the Merciless]

I thought you were the smart guy here yet you continue to get me wrong. I guess you are just an illusion.

thats being kind

he is the walter mercado of illusionists

http://a57.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/fn-latino/entertainment/396/223/Walteringreen.JPG

[Marcellus]

I thought Marcellus liked Geno early on. Feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, Mr. Wallace.

Very much so. And then he started fading along with my faith.

[Ming the Merciless]

spare no one until we get a playoff win

burn all bridges

[Sorter]

Very much so. And then he started fading along with my faith.

Put your faith in ocelots.

You won't be disappointed, despite the scars/bites/spraying.

[New World Order]

I'm Marcellus everyone. Look at me! Look at me!

[Simply Red]

actually Marcellus is a phenomenal human, guys. Very decent person. Stupid thread - but solid peoples.

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm Marcellus everyone. Look at me! Look at me!


http://troll.me/images/trololo/u-mad-u-jelly.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

Put your faith in ocelots.



http://troll.me/images/stoner-dog/what.jpg

[Marcellus]

I'm Marcellus everyone. Look at me! Look at me!

Actually its a revolution, its not about me.

[BossChief]

I take no issue except the exact premise many people like you are taking is that you believe you are already correct becaue what has happened since 1983 effects the 2013 draft.

Fact is it doesn't. The people in charge now have no connection to the last 30 years. Period.

The fact YOU cant see that doesn't make me an idiot. Quiet the contrary.
Those that don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

[Marcellus]

Those that don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

I dont argue that but bitching about the past doesn't effect the future.

[RealSNR]

I dont argue that but bitching about the past doesn't effect the future.

Paying way too much in trades for shitty backup QBs, however, does.

[TribalElder]

http://i.imgur.com/0yWvvJl.gif

[Marcellus]

Paying way too much in trades for shitty backup QBs, however, does.

As soon as you have proof of that I will be happy to agree.

[TribalElder]

As soon as you have proof of that I will be happy to agree.

It's only a second round pick right? In a couple years we can trade him for a fullback. It's all good

[RealSNR]

As soon as you have proof of that I will be happy to agree.

We traded a 2nd rounder in a draft where that pick was EXTREMELY valuable, in addition to a 3rd or another 2nd next year.

For a guy who has never thrown for more than 17 TDs in a season.

Has been benched a fuckton of times.

Has only been playing halfway okay football for two years out of the 6 previous ones in which he sucked dicks.

Gets injured all the time.

Came from a system where he was told to not do too much and going to a system and a coach where he'll be the star of the show.

So yeah. I don't know that we paid too much. But if we didn't, you have to admit that his rise out of mediocrity that we need him to perform would be completely unprecedented. We're talking Rich Gannon Raiders/Kurt Warner Cardinals/Drew Brees Saints kind of unprecedented.

Basically if the world gets shocked then we didn't pay too much.

Terrific.

[Marcellus]

It's only a second round pick right? In a couple years we can trade him for a fullback. It's all good

Weak sauce. Are you tied to every KC Chiefs 2nd round choice?

Without Google who did we draft in the second round in 2010?

[Marcellus]

We traded a 2nd rounder in a draft where that pick was EXTREMELY valuable, in addition to a 3rd or another 2nd next year.

For a guy who has never thrown for more than 17 TDs in a season.

Has been benched a ****ton of times.

Has only been playing halfway okay football for two years out of the 6 previous ones in which he sucked dicks.

Gets injured all the time.

Came from a system where he was told to not do too much and going to a system and a coach where he'll be the star of the show.

So yeah. I don't know that we paid too much. But if we didn't, you have to admit that his rise out of mediocrity that we need him to perform would be completely unprecedented. We're talking Rich Gannon Raiders/Kurt Warner Cardinals/Drew Brees Saints kind of unprecedented.

Basically if the world gets shocked then we didn't pay too much.

Terrific.

Awesome, how many games has he lost for the Chiefs?

How many people were happy we traded a 1st for Trent Green?

Fuck I was livid after Green's first season.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Weak sauce. Are you tied to every KC Chiefs 2nd round choice?

Without Google who did we draft o the second round in 2010?

A worthless midget and a CB we just traded for a 4th string FB?

[Marcellus]

A worthless midget and a CB we just traded for a 4th string FB?

So we are fucked by giving up a coveted 2nd round pick for a QB. OK.

[BossChief]

Weak sauce. Are you tied to every KC Chiefs 2nd round choice?

Without Google who did we draft in the second round in 2010?

Hahahaha

[OnTheWarpath15]

So we are fucked by giving up a coveted 2nd round pick for a QB. OK.

Don't look at me, I just answered your dumbass question.

Back to your regularly scheduled attention whoring.

[Marcellus]

Don't look at me, I just answered your dumbass question.

Back to your regularly scheduled attention whoring.

Really? In my almost 10 years here I have a history of attention whoring?

I doubt in 10 years I have started 20 threads.

Better is expected of you.

[-King-]

Really? In my almost 10 years here I have a history of attention whoring?

I doubt in 10 years I have started 20 threads.

Better is expected of you.

You've started 82.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Fuck Alex Smith and Fuck Geno Smith.

BOTH are overrated.

Now what...?

[Marcellus]

You've started 82.

Damn I have started 82 threads in 10 years, do the math, I am guessing not an attention whore.

How many have you started.

Oh Snap - 242 since 2009 you whore.

[-King-]

Damn I have started 82 threads in 10 years, do the math, I am guessing not an attention whore.

How many have you started.


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

What does that have to do with anything?

[Marcellus]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

What does that have to do with anything?

Once again you fail to understand context. Are you ever going to get smarter?

[-King-]

Once again you fail to understand context. Are you ever going to get smarter?

What's the context?

You said that you said that you doubt that you'd started 20 threads in 10 years. I posted the correct number. I never said that I posted more or less than you. So once again, what does it have to do with anything?

[Fat Elvis]

We traded a 2nd rounder in a draft where that pick was EXTREMELY valuable, in addition to a 3rd or another 2nd next year.

For a guy who has never thrown for more than 17 TDs in a season.

Has been benched a ****ton of times.

Has only been playing halfway okay football for two years out of the 6 previous ones in which he sucked dicks.

Gets injured all the time.

Came from a system where he was told to not do too much and going to a system and a coach where he'll be the star of the show.

So yeah. I don't know that we paid too much. But if we didn't, you have to admit that his rise out of mediocrity that we need him to perform would be completely unprecedented. We're talking Rich Gannon Raiders/Kurt Warner Cardinals/Drew Brees Saints kind of unprecedented.

Basically if the world gets shocked then we didn't pay too much.

Terrific.

LMAO

[Marcellus]

What's the context?

You said that you said that you doubt that you'd started 20 threads in 10 years. I posted the correct number. I never said that I posted more or less than you. So once again, what does it have to do with anything?

Me since 2013- 83.

You since 2009- 242.

I am post whoring? Looking for attention? :hmmm:LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I have to ignore this thread now. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

[Marcellus]

I have to ignore this thread now. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

Pussy ass mother fucker. I expected you to be the person to rise up.

Fact is your faction is weak and no one wants to join.

[RealSNR]

LMAO

Read the post again. It's not what you think it means.

Also:

Rape.

[RealSNR]

Awesome, how many games has he lost for the Chiefs?

How many people were happy we traded a 1st for Trent Green?

Fuck I was livid after Green's first season.

I hated the Trent Green trade. I wanted Drew Brees. I really did. And I'm not just saying that.

[-King-]

Me since 2013- 83.

You since 2009- 242.

I am post whoring? Looking for attention? :hmmm:LMAO

Did I ever say you were?

Damn you sound pretty pathetic right now. So defensive. You need a break LMAO

[TribalElder]

Trent green has less playoff wins than timmaaaayy Tebow

Next

And yes we will be tied to this second round pick for a while

a lot of second round picks don't pan out right?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001565045/425081242_no_big_deal_480_answer_1_xlarge.gif#no%20big%20deal

['Hamas' Jenkins]

So we are fucked by giving up a coveted 2nd round pick for a QB. OK.

Terrance Cody
Paul Kruger
Ray Rice
Torrey Smith
Courtney Upshaw
Keleche Osemele

Six starters on a SB winning team that the Ravens drafted in the 2nd round of the last five drafts.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Someone neg this dipshit please.
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[Sofa King]

I don't have anyone to fight with....



Uhhhh....




LOOCHY'S A DOUCHER!!!1

[Dave Lane]

Despicable.

[-King-]

Terrance Cody
Paul Kruger
Ray Rice
Torrey Smith
Courtney Upshaw
Keleche Osemele

Six starters on a SB winning team that the Ravens drafted in the 2nd round of the last five drafts.

Wow! Ozzie is a fucking God.

[Dave Lane]

**** Alex Smith and **** Geno Smith.

BOTH are overrated.

Now what...?

I vote we cut Alex Smith and move on now.

[bevischief]

..

[Marcellus]

Wow! Ozzie is a ****ing God.

We can agree on this.

[Nightfyre]

Back to the OP "OMG everybody look while I martyr myself."

[Marcellus]

Back to the OP "OMG everybody look while I martyr myself."

I have been on CP close to 10 years, I am disgusted with what it is becoming.

Its not about being a marytr its about voicing my displeasure with the ignorant mob on here.

If you want to throw yourself on that pile be my guest.

You can also chose to not post in this thread and let it die.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Oh noes! The paradigm of what it neans to be a fan of this team has shifted, and I don't likes it! Oh noes!
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[buddha]

Stupid thread is stupid.

Right on cue...thanks for always being YOU! ROFL

[Easy 6]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

I'm on Marcellus side quite often, but this is LMAOLMAOLMAO

[Setsuna]

I've definitely labeled you a True Fan, but without Fan in the name you sound ridiculous. It's false advertising and needs to be rectified.

[Bowser]

I asked a mod to change my user name to "Marcellus The True" since according to many here on CP, if you don't hate Alex Smith and don't swing from Geno's nuts you are a True Fan.

If you believe Reid and Dorsey have shown enough in their history that they value the QB position and will address it then you are a True Fan.

If you understand that Reid and Dorsey have nothing to do with Carl Peterson and Scott ***** not drafting a QB in the 1st round then you are a True Fan.

If you understand Reid and Dorsey did not dictate the QB talent level of this draft nor did they do anything that got us the #1 pick in a horrible draft, then you are a True Fan.

That's me, I am a True Fan. I hope I can slee p tonight, or ever again for that matter.


Flame away haters.

True Dipshittery

[RealSNR]

So guys, you know back in the early/mid 90s when games like Doom dominated everything? Did you ever play some of those magic-related Doom clones that were kind of interesting and cool but not as awesome as the original?

Heretic, man. Those giant face enemies that spat tornados out at you. Those things scared the shit out of me.

I also liked Hexen. Hexen II sucked ass though.

[keg in kc]

This may be even more masturbatory than most of the "I'm leaving forever!" threads.

[HemiEd]

I think Hunt made it clear that he wants to win now and Dorsey had to get a QB who can get some wins to win back fans. This, the team needs to get respectable again and fill Arrowhead back up with the "red" immediately.


I have no doubt that KC will draft a first round QB in the next 2-3 years.
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:LOL: Of course they will, the team has a track record of doing just that.

[philfree]

What do those that are not identified as a True Fan call themselves?

Chiefs Planet Geniuses

[Rasputin]

So we are ****ed by giving up a coveted 2nd round pick for a QB. OK.

2 two second round picks. Yes we are fucked shit out of luck.

[Setsuna]

This, the team needs to get respectable again and fill Arrowhead back up with the "red" immediately.
No they don't.