Man falls into Meat Grinder and dies

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Portland man dies in meat grinder accident

A 41-year-old Portland man died Saturday night when he fell into a large meat grinder at Interstate Meat Distributors in Clackamas.

The Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office said Hugo Avalos Chanon was among several contract employees with DCS Sanitation Management who were cleaning the grinding equipment at the plant on Southeast Last Road at about 11:45 p.m. Saturday, April 27.

Deputies said Chanon fell into the grinding machine while cleaning the equipment. Another employee hit an emergency switch that stopped the machine, but Chanon died at the scene.

Oregon’s Occupational Safety and Health Administration is investigating the accident. No other details were released.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I guess you could say he was a little mixed up.

[Dartgod]

http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/EH/hamburger-helper-hand-del0311-lg.jpg

[siberian khatru]

"Mom, I found a wedding ring in my hot dog!"

[mdchiefsfan]

Some said in the limo thread that fire or drowning would be the worst ways to go. This would be mine...... feet first. UGH!!!!

[Baby Lee]

I'm assuming his lips and asshole made it to the hot dog line.

[KCUnited]

I sausage advice the other day, it said "don't fall in a meat grinder."

[Baby Lee]

Some said in the limo thread that fire or drowning would be the worst ways to go. This would be mine...... feet first. UGH!!!!

My sophomore roommate lost a brother to a grain auger right in front of him in HS.

[tooge]

Some said in the limo thread that fire or drowning would be the worst ways to go. This would be mine...... feet first. UGH!!!!

If he was then put in a limo on the way to the morgue, it could have been an enormous hamburger patty

[Canofbier]

"Mom, I found a wedding ring in my hot dog!"

It's settled. This is how I'm proposing.

[mdchiefsfan]

My sophomore roommate lost a brother to a grain auger right in front of him in HS.

http://replygif.net/i/100

[mdchiefsfan]

If he was then put in a limo on the way to the morgue, it could have been an enormous hamburger patty

LMAO :shake:

[Strongside]

Sad. I don't think we consider how unsafe some people's jobs are when it comes to the daily grind.

http://i.imgur.com/w5wAtkJ.gif

[tooge]

his co workers were unable to jerky him out of the machine in time

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Don't turn it on !!!!

WHAT ? DID YOU SAY TURN IT ON ???? OK. I TURNED IT ON .

[mdchiefsfan]

A truly unfortunate way to meat his maker

[Strongside]

I wonder if it's 90/10 or 80/20. Some African countries will pay a premium for lean ground white guy.

[BigBeauford]

Poor Hugo. Guess you could say that is one "spicy" meatball.

[Demonpenz]

charles will be missed

[Strongside]

I wonder if it's 90/10 or 80/20. Some African countries will pay a premium for lean ground white guy.

Actually, it looks more like 40/60.

http://i.imgur.com/3v1wqWP.png

[BigBeauford]

Let this be a lesson to all other would be custodial artists: Juan can't be too careful around dangerous equipment while cleaning.

[tooge]

That's it, the goatee ruined it for me. No bacon cheeseburgers tonight.

[Demonpenz]

I fell into meat and died. I ain't even mad!

[tooge]

Company picnic to celebrate 100 days of safety. Free hamburgers for all!

[Fish]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9855/meatismurder.jpg

[houstonwhodat]

No more ground beef

[soupertc]

someone should of told him it's just a metaphor......or meataphor if you will.

[loochy]

That's not how he wanted to meat his maker.

[Rain Man]

That would not be my choice of how to die in my prime of life.

[mdchiefsfan]

A truly unfortunate way to meat his maker

That's not how he wanted to meat his maker.

Q

[In58men]

Wasn't there a story about a worker that did the same thing? A hotdog place?

[siberian khatru]

That would not be my choice of how to die in my prime of life.

Choice words.

[Rain Man]

Choice words.

It's all in how you select them.

[loochy]

He really didn't want to die - I guess he had a lot at STEAK

[loochy]

His life was in shambles, but he was finally starting to get back on solid GROUND

[KCUnited]

Meat Grinder - 1
Worker - chorizo

[loochy]

I bet the family will have some BEEF with this company

[loochy]

Someone told him that he would get more chicks if he chewed some MINCE

[Brando]

So you concocted a story and dropped the six of us into a meat grinder
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/lc/macho-movies-06-0812-de.jpg

[loochy]

I guess maybe he was hispanic since his name was Hugo Avalos Chanon. He told someone he was going chopping later, but they all thought he was going to buy new clothes.

[KCUnited]

He was a fan of A Tripe Called Quest.

[Gonzo]

Andouille know if its an open casket funeral?

[KCUnited]

He was know as a power bottom round the gay community.

[Rain Man]

Andouille know if its an open casket funeral?


"No! No! The dip is over there!"

[BlackHelicopters]

I'd rather be tortured to death watching Chiefs " highlights."

[frankotank]

he was a cut above the rest.....

[sd4chiefs]

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

[Fish]

Will the funeral feature a closed casket or an open faced bun?

[Lzen]

How does something like this happen? Someone forget to turn off the machine prior to cleaning?

[KCUnited]

Will the funeral feature a closed casket or an open faced bun?

The family has requested that his remains be scattered throughout Rotel.

[HoneyBadger]

Stories like this really grind my gears.

[El Jefe]

My sophomore roommate lost a brother to a grain auger right in front of him in HS.

I lost a high school friend when we were working in a silo. He lost hold of the side ladder and fell in, and every move he made he fell deeper in as the air pockets collapsed around him.

[rico]

Man, if only he could have clung on to something and hoisted himself to where he could successfully land with his feet on the ground.

[rico]

And what a wuss...he was in a tough situation, but when the going gets tough, God dammit, you grind it out.

[rico]

I can't even think about how awful this would be to endure without anxiously grinding my teeth.

[Brando]

That's the wurst.

[ModSocks]

Sanitation work can be a tough job. Some guys just aren't cut out for the grind.

[rico]

Sanitation work can be a tough job. Some guys just aren't cut out for the grind.

Yeah, but he was with the Sanitation Manglement crew....they should have been on their toes ready to save Hugo before his toes entered the grinder. If I were their parents, I would ground them...all of them.

[Gonzo]

Yeah, but he was with the Sanitation Manglement crew....they should have been on their toes ready to save Hugo before his toes entered the grinder. If I were their parents, I would ground them...all of them.

What a bunch of Brauts.

[rico]

What a bunch of Brauts.

http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/g-i/goodsport-08.jpg

You got that right, Chuck.

[Brando]

There is no suspicion of fowl play even though Jose is believed to have been porking his co-worker's wife. The co-worker was quoted as saying, "we didn't have no beef mang."

[Braincase]

It's settled. This is how I'm proposing.

Better to have an engagement ring on your hot dog. Tell her she can't use her hands to take it off.

[RealSNR]

I heard the victim was a Buddhist.

He wanted to be made one with everything.

[Imon Yourside]

Be careful if your menu reads this...

http://www.badmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/realchicken.jpg

[Nickel D]

Moral of the story: Don't EVER trust an organ grinder...or their damn little monkeys!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I lost a high school friend when we were working in a silo. He lost hold of the side ladder and fell in, and every move he made he fell deeper in as the air pockets collapsed around him.

years ago I had to go into huge grain bins and try to push steel rods down through the corn to unclog the bottom where the auger pulls it out. MAN. I was young and dumb. I was in the middle of a grain bin on top of 40,000 bushel. If it had collapsed I would have been done.

[Rain Man]

The more I think about it, the more I worry about the people who had to remove him and clean up the grinding machine. His suffering only lasted a minute, but I suspect they'll be remembering it for the rest of their lives.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The more I think about it, the more I worry about the people who had to remove him and clean up the grinding machine. His suffering only lasted a minute, but I suspect they'll be remembering it for the rest of their lives.

Thats why they should have designated clean up crews of 80 + year olds with alzheimers

[Spott]

I love Mexican food.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Poor guy was just trying to get through the daily grind. After that kind of work you'll find yourself ate up at the end of the day.

[CrazyPhuD]

Was it the chicken processing machine? If so they could reuse the processed meat! Although it might have lowered the rat percentage to unacceptable levels.

[DJJasonp]

Undertaker (to family of victim): Normally, we put the deceased in a coffin or urn.....buuuuuuut in this case, we had to improvise:

[tecumseh]

Taco on a bun?

[BigBeauford]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmeec8by9o1qdm9rso1_500.gif

[Braincase]

Sure his name wasn't 'Chuck'?

[Strongside]

The real question is...will they throw out the grinder or continue to use it?

[BigBeauford]

The real question is...will they throw out the grinder or continue to use it?

http://www.asktheexterminator.com/artman2/uploads/1/bleach.gif

[Brando]

I wonder if IKEA made an offer to purchase the remains.

[KCUnited]

When asked how they would like the body prepped, the family replied animal style.

[Brando]

When asked how they would like the body prepped, the family replied animal style.

Holy shit! Now that's funny.

[Spott]

Hopefully we will find the answer to the age old question to whether or not humans taste like chicken.

[HoneyBadger]

I just had ground beef tacos for dinner. I couldn't figure out why they tasted a bit off...

[Brando]

Jose the other semi white meat.

[rico]

Taco on a bun?

No. Hugo in a pun.

[rico]

I wonder if particles of Mr. Chanon will end up in a chimichanga.

[rico]

Speaking of Mr. Chanon, Jackie Chan probably could have gotten him out of that mess. That is, of course, if he wasn't fiddling around with his Canon camera (as he presumably does often) while this took place.

[Phobia]

Clackamas? Surely there's an espanol play on words somewhere there.

[Jerm]

Wonder when he'll be on Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives...

[tooge]

And next on triple D, we're headin to Portland, where rumor has it, you can get some of the best ground Mexican on the west coast. when we return on Diners, Drivins, and Dives.

[lcarus]

Some said in the limo thread that fire or drowning would be the worst ways to go. This would be mine...... feet first. UGH!!!!

Drowning? I don't think it would be that bad. You'd black out and that would be it.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Can you imagine if your job was to clean up the grinder after the fact? Worst. Job. Ever.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Drowning? I don't think it would be that bad. You'd black out and that would be it.

Yeah, I think the panic before hand might be bad, but when you drown your lungs fill up with water and that's all she wrote.

[boogblaster]

hella way to go ... damn .....