"Ex-Girlfriend" target practice dummy

[Al Bundy]

http://www.policymic.com/articles/40049/nra-sells-an-ex-girlfriend-target-that-bleeds-when-you-shoot-it



*Trigger warning*

Sometimes I feel like the NRA is actively just trying to lose all the credibility it has left in this world.

Just when you thought the NRA's annual convention in Houston this weekend couldn't draw any more negative attention, it goes out and casually promotes a company selling a product that can help you practice shooting your ex-girlfriend. You know, in case you need that to defend yourself one day from your ex-girlfriend. We all know them ex-honeys can be crazzzzy.

The target, which is delightfully called "the ex," is sold by a vendor who was present at the annual convention. Although it's unclear if they displayed the mannequin or not, it was included in the pamphlet they displayed at their booth. The company goes by the name of Zombie Industries and markets itself as the maker of "life-sized tactical mannequin targets." After you shoot directly at it, the target will bleed and eventually look like this.

Cowboy hat not included, but the promotion of men's violence against women is.

The company has a line of 15 zombies (one of which resembled President Obama so much that it was pulled from the conference by the NRA) and only one is female. "To discriminate against Women by not having them represented in our product selection would be just plain sexist," the website says. YES, because having the only female character in your line of mannequin targets be "the ex-girlfriend" doesn't reinforce sexist and fatally dangerous stereotypes.

I'm not even sure how to begin unpacking this, so let me start with some stats. Men's violence against women is not a small pickle, it's a huge problem. Not just all over the world and in every society, but particularly here in the United States where "domestic violence is the leading cause of injury to women — more than car accidents, muggings, and rapes combined." One third of female murder victims are killed by an intimate partner.

Gun violence is a gendered issue since it impacts women and men in very different ways. Because women are more vulnerable to violence within the home than men (and men are most often the perpetrators of violence against women), the presence of a gun makes females less safe, not more. How do we know? A woman's likelyhood of a violent death within the home actually increases by 270% when a gun is kept inside the house. Homicide figures don't lie. Having a gun within their possession didn't protect women from murder. In fact, it accurately predicted their higher likelyhood of death.

"Women who were murdered were more likely, not less likely, to have purchased a handgun in the three years prior to their deaths, again invalidating the idea that a handgun has a protective effect against homicide."

Giving women guns will not solve domestic violence. Normalizing men's violence against women with an ex-girlfriend mannequin will not solve domestic violence. It can only make the problem worse.

Every day, at least three women are killed by an intimate partner in the US alone. Let's make sure those numbers go down, not up. Let's make sure companies like Zombies Industries know that we're not buying it.

Let them know what you think on Twitter by pinging them at @ZombieInd and don't forget to use the hashtag #NotBuyingIt. Here's a sample tweet, but feel free to make up your own.

@ZombieInd Stop promoting men's violence against women. 1 in 3 women women murdered were killed by an intimate partner. #NotBuyingIt.

For more on gun control, follow me on Twitter: @feministabulous

This will probably end up in DC.

[|Zach|]

That is creepy as shit.

[In58men]

What a shitty world we all live in.

[notorious]

I can see it now.


Crazed ex-boyfriend shoots the hell out of his ex's target mannequin, then fucks it after getting drunk later that night.

[Cannibal]

This doesn't help their cause.

[MahiMike]

'Sometimes I feel like the NRA is actively just trying to lose all the credibility it has left in this world.'

Stopped reading there...

[Hammock Parties]

Fucking awesome. Take that, equal rights feminists.

[Bambi]

Wow. Just when you thought gun nuts couldn't get any creepier.

[Phobia]

I'm no NRA apologist but you morons do realize that as long as your cash is green that anybody short of Westboro Baptist can buy booth space at any convention around the country, right?

[HonestChieffan]

The NRA promotes this?

[Saul Good]

Okay...so a company buys a booth at a convention, and this means that the NRA is doing what?


And the moral of this story is that the company should stop promoting violence against women because, out of the 15 dummies the company offers, only 14 of them are male?


Just when you thought the anti-gun nuts couldn't get any stupider...

[Phobia]

The NRA promotes this?

I doubt it but if they don't, I will. I'd have bought one 15 years ago and saved a whole lot of therapy. I can't imagine a more healthy way to deal with it without going to prison for 40 years.

[Sorter]

Can't see this going over well

[Just Passin' By]

Does anyone really believe that the author would have been fine with this mannequin if it had only been named "Marie" instead of "The Ex"?

Is she also sticking up for Clowns, Nazis, Aliens, The Taliban and Blue men? If not, we should all join together and tell her to chug down a nice antifreeze cocktail.

And **** you asshats who tried pinning this on the NRA as if it were something diabolical. It's one mannequin out of a group of them.

[Bambi]

I doubt it but if they don't, I will. I'd have bought one 15 years ago and saved a whole lot of therapy. I can't imagine a more healthy way to deal with it without going to prison for 40 years.

You're weird.

[Deberg_1990]

The company just hired Chris Brown as a spokesperson.

[Bambi]

I'm no NRA apologist but you morons do realize that as long as your cash is green that anybody short of Westboro Baptist can buy booth space at any convention around the country, right?

The NRA looks in great shape to me, LMAO

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1443.1367835448!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/nra-convention.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1335899.1367807181!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/nra-convention.jpg

[notorious]

Don't worry, I am sure they will carry an "Ex-Boyfriend" model for you soon.

[Xanathol]

To apply typical left logic here, isn't it better to allow ex's an outlet ( ie shoot a dummy ) so that they don't feel like shooting the actual person?

...The response you are looking for is "touche'"

[Phobia]

You're weird.

This is true but for other reasons.

[Reaper16]

I'm very pro-gun. But calling this the "ex-girlfriend" is fucked up. I have no idea why a gun rights advocate would want to stick up for this shit.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm very pro-gun. But calling this the "ex-girlfriend" is fucked up. I have no idea why a gun rights advocate would want to stick up for this shit.

Oh no! It offense sensibilities in an otherwise PC world! HELP!!!

[Hammock Parties]

This is really not that far off from calling a white tank a "wife beater."

Guess who invented that term? Guaran-damn-tee ya it was a WOMAN.

[Phobia]

I'm very pro-gun. But calling this the "ex-girlfriend" is ****ed up. I have no idea why a gun rights advocate would want to stick up for this shit.

I agree. It should be called the "ex-wife".

[listopencil]

Sick.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Wow :facepalm:

[Abba-Dabba]

I'm no NRA apologist but you morons do realize that as long as your cash is green that anybody short of Westboro Baptist can buy booth space at any convention around the country, right?

Uh... no.

Event managers always reserve the right. Inappropiate merchandise is subject to scrutiny. Events will have their own set of rules and guidelines on what is allowed in booths and not.

[Kaepernick]

You people are taking this WAY too seriously.

That is what you get for listening to the media.

With the hundreds of zombie TV shows and movies, this was a no-brainer. Zombies are in vogue. If your ex was a flesh-eating undead rotting corpse who is animated by evil spirits, then these targets might cut a little close. Otherwise

WTF? THEY ARE ZOMBIES.

Zombies are are drooling blood after having eaten other people. Get it?

http://zombietargets.net/store/media/bleeding-targets-store-view.jpg

http://www.impactguns.com/data/default/images/catalog/535/nazi-3.jpg

http://www.impactguns.com/data/default/images/catalog/535/terrorist-2.jpg

http://cdn.zombieindustries.com/shop/images/4561/?400,400,2,2011691091

http://zombieindustries.com/?utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=zombies

[Bwana]

http://cdn.zombieindustries.com/shop/images/4561/?400,400,2,2011691091


Heh, oh Otter........ :evil:

[BlackHelicopters]

Creepy

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://cdn.zombieindustries.com/shop/images/4561/?400,400,2,2011691091


Heh, oh Otter........ :evil:

ROFL He's gonna shoot his computer screen when he sees that. I just hope he doesn't see it until he's put down a fifth of some Old Crow. ;)

[Bwana]

ROFL He's gonna shoot his computer screen when he sees that. I just hope he doesn't see it until he's put down a fifth of some Old Crow. ;)

:D

If that's the case I fully expect he will throw something at the screen, followed up with exiting his house in his skivvies screaming incoherent rants, while running down the street.

http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/2771468/preview/stock-footage-crazy-man-in-a-straight-jacket.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:D

If that's the case, I fully expect he will throw something at the screen followed up with exiting his house in his skivvies screaming incoherent rants, while running down the street.

http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/2771468/preview/stock-footage-crazy-man-in-a-straight-jacket.jpg

A lot of people wouldn't know that that is an actual picture of Otter after he mistakingly stumbled into a kids birthday party that had clowns one day.

[Frazod]

ROFL at all the dumbfuck liberal twats who bought into this bullshit hook, line and sinker. Seriously, how does it feel to be that fucking stupid?

And the sheep goes BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Frazod]

Wow. Just when you thought gun nuts couldn't get any creepier.

I'll tell you what, Bambi. Since this bothers you so much, post a photo of yourself and I'll make targets out of that. I'll even post pictures of what's left of them after.

This would also give you a chance to be inspirational. Undoubtedly not a word that's ever been attached to you before.

[Bwana]

A lot of people wouldn't know that that is an actual picture of Otter after he mistakingly stumbled into a kids birthday party that had clowns one day.

They do now! :eek: If not for the 5th of Old Crow, I'm sure he wouldn't walked into the wrong house and "the incident" never would have happened, just saying.

[Bambi]

I'll tell you what, Bambi. Since this bothers you so much, post a photo of yourself and I'll make targets out of that. I'll even post pictures of what's left of them after.

This would also give you a chance to be inspirational. Undoubtedly not a word that's ever been attached to you before.

Cool post bro! :clap:

[Frazod]

Cool post bro! :clap:

Is this you?

http://www.dailyiso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/el-hipster.jpg

[El Jefe]

That is creepy as shit.

This Xeleventybillion.

[Frazod]

This Xeleventybillion.

You saw this, right?

http://zombietargets.net/store/media/bleeding-targets-store-view.jpg

After seeing this, you STILL think this is some he man woman hating thing? Really? I guess everybody in the country named Chris should call 911 because of these targets is named Chris, right?

:facepalm:

I think I'll order one of these just to make you idiots cry some more.

[big nasty kcnut]

That is stupid i hope he get sued and about 99% of nra members are not idiots like this douchenozzle.

[seaofred]

I can't believe people are actually upset about this. Do they have NOTHING else going on in their lives they could worry about?

[Frazod]

I can't believe people are actually upset about this. Do they have NOTHING else going on in their lives they could worry about?

No, they do not.

[mikey23545]

http://zombieindustries.com/shop/category/paper-zombie-targets/

OMG...LMAO

This is what you liberals have your panties in a bunch about?...LMAO

How about trying to find a vendor at the NRA convention that could sell you a sense of humor...LMAO

[Frazod]

OMG they have boar and wolf targets too!

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL PETA :deevee:

[morphius]

I can't believe people are actually upset about this. Do they have NOTHING else going on in their lives they could worry about?
They would be distracted by more important stuff, but keep being distracted by... WAS THAT A SQUIRREL?... things blown out of proportion.

[crazycoffey]

Nobody cares about the targets of a clown, sports fan or the IRS agent? Hell there's one called "Chris" is that the ex boyfriend target no one cares about?

[El Jefe]

You saw this, right?

http://zombietargets.net/store/media/bleeding-targets-store-view.jpg

After seeing this, you STILL think this is some he man woman hating thing? Really? I guess everybody in the country named Chris should call 911 because of these targets is named Chris, right?

:facepalm:

I think I'll order one of these just to make you idiots cry some more.

I most definitely did not see that, time restrictions got the best of me. I am not anti-gun either (I have numerous weapons), but I definitely think the ex-dummy is assuredly in poor taste. Not everyone who is pro-gun will agree on everything that is out there, frankly I find the ex-dummies to be disturbing, doesn't mean that I am a liberal.

[Fritz88]

I doubt it but if they don't, I will. I'd have bought one 15 years ago and saved a whole lot of therapy. I can't imagine a more healthy way to deal with it without going to prison for 40 years.

ROFL
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[El Jefe]

I can't believe people are actually upset about this. Do they have NOTHING else going on in their lives they could worry about?

The only one who is upset is Douche bag Morgan. Geesh everyone in this thread needs to get get their panties out of a bunch.

[Frazod]

[/B]

I most definitely did not see that, time restrictions got the best of me. I am not anti-gun either (I have numerous weapons), but I definitely think the ex-dummy is assuredly in poor taste. Not everyone who is pro-gun will agree on everything that is out there, frankly I find the ex-dummies to be disturbing, doesn't mean that I am a liberal.

So you'd shoot a male zombie, but be a gentleman and let a female zombie eat you?

That's certainly chivalrous of you.

[El Jefe]

So you'd shoot a male zombie, but be a gentleman and let a female zombie eat you?

That's certainly chivalrous of you.

To be honest, I would never buy any of those things. Paper is cheap to shoot at.

[mikey23545]

Here's some headlines of articles penned by this same cutting edge author:

"New Yorker's Mother's Day Cover Features Awesome Lesbian Couple"

"Calliope Wong: Meet the Smith Students Who Fought To Let Trans Women In Their School"

"NRA Gun Instructor Thinks a Great Place For Your Gun is in Your Child's Bedroom"

"This Man Wants to Turn Men Into Feminists"

Well, you get the idea...LMAO

[Strongside]

I think they need to add "The Elway" and I'd buy.

[El Jefe]

^Quality author LULZ

[Canofbier]

You saw this, right?

http://zombietargets.net/store/media/bleeding-targets-store-view.jpg

After seeing this, you STILL think this is some he man woman hating thing? Really? I guess everybody in the country named Chris should call 911 because of these targets is named Chris, right?

:facepalm:

I think I'll order one of these just to make you idiots cry some more.

Especially after seeing the assortment they've got here, it's a bit of a stretch to claim that this is some kind of backwards, woman-hating company.

That being said, it's my opinion that it's a little bit fucked up that someone wants their targets to be so life-like (wigs, clothes, bleeding, etc). There's absolutely no reason it should be regulated or anything, but I can't help but be a little bit judgmental of people who buy these.

[El Jefe]

I think they need to add "The Elway" and I'd buy.

I take back what I said previously. If they sold one with a michigan or Raiders jersey on, I am sure I wouldn't mind putting some rounds in it.

[crazycoffey]

A buddy bought one of the nazi ones. We put it in the back seat of a female friend's car to find when she got off work. Scared the crap out of her at 2 am. My point? The nazi target has as much potential to damage women as the ex girlfriend target.

[Strongside]

Give me a Kim Jong Un target. I'll put it in my living room and throw darts at it while I watch games.

[Frazod]

A buddy bought one of the nazi ones. We put it in the back seat of a female friend to find when she got off work. Scared the crap out of her at 2 am. My point? The nazi target has as much potential to damage women as the ex girlfriend target.

:evil:

[DJ's left nut]

Did they recently re-name the thing?

Because it appears to me it is now called the "Alexa" zombie...

http://zombieindustries.com/shop/alexa-zombie-target/

People are !@#$ing retarded.

[Frazod]

Here's some headlines of articles penned by this same cutting edge author:

"New Yorker's Mother's Day Cover Features Awesome Lesbian Couple"

"Calliope Wong: Meet the Smith Students Who Fought To Let Trans Women In Their School"

"NRA Gun Instructor Thinks a Great Place For Your Gun is in Your Child's Bedroom"

"This Man Wants to Turn Men Into Feminists"

Well, you get the idea...LMAO

I'll bet she drives a Subaru Forester. LMAO

[seaofred]

The only one who is upset is Douche bag Morgan. Geesh everyone in this thread needs to get get their panties out of a bunch.

Yeah, and it's funny how he disappears from a thread when he realizes no one else agree's with him.

[Frazod]

OH NO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://pegasusnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/10/02/thumbs/zombieland_38.jpg.728x520_q85.jpg

[houstonwhodat]

I'm no NRA apologist but you morons do realize that as long as your cash is green that anybody short of Westboro Baptist can buy booth space at any convention around the country, right?


Exactly.

This is not the NRA doing this just some whack job vendor.

But the libs will take this and run with it.

[El Jefe]

Yeah, and it's funny how he disappears from a thread when he realizes no one else agree's with him.

Tool shed he is.

[Bambi]

Is this you?

http://www.dailyiso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/el-hipster.jpg

lol, crickets bitch

[Frazod]

lol, crickets bitch

That's a lovely tattoo, Bambi.

[Rausch]

Exactly.

This is not the NRA doing this just some whack job vendor.

THEY'RE SELLING TARGET ZOMBIES!

:facepalm:

[mikey23545]

That's a lovely tattoo, Bambi.

I doubt Piers could grow a beard...

[Frazod]

I doubt Piers could grow a beard...

LMAO

[Sorter]

That's a lovely tattoo, Bambi.

Is that B14ckmon?

[Bambi]

That's a lovely tattoo, Bambi.

Every time you post I be like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/871cfb664dc76c37585a2439ecda4d16/tumblr_mm8o1xvkqt1r95bpao1_500.gif

[Just Passin' By]

Every time you post I be like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/871cfb664dc76c37585a2439ecda4d16/tumblr_mm8o1xvkqt1r95bpao1_500.gif

And you prove that by responding to pretty much every one of his posts. :hmmm:

[Frazod]

Every time you post I be like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/871cfb664dc76c37585a2439ecda4d16/tumblr_mm8o1xvkqt1r95bpao1_500.gif

Really? She doesn't appear to be wetting her panties.

[Chief_For_Life58]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/503/921/f92.gif

[Bambi]

And you prove that by responding to pretty much every one of his posts. :hmmm:

lol, next

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9667400&postcount=35

[notorious]

Wickedson would order 10 male dummies if they were anatomically correct.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Wickedson would order 10 male dummies if they were anatomically correct.

He does love the term endow

[Just Passin' By]

lol, next

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9667400&postcount=35

pretty much every one

So reading comprehension is also one of your weaknesses. Fascinating....

[Frazod]

Remember, everybody likes Wickedson but me.

Apparently you're all figments of my imagination. :D

[listopencil]

Really? She doesn't appear to be wetting her panties.

She hasn't met me yet.

[Rausch]

Remember, everybody likes Wickedson but me.

Apparently you're all figments of my imagination. :D

Oh, by the way, did I mention that we're even now?

[listopencil]

I still don't care for the girl zombie target. I know, I know. I'm sexist. Deal with it.

[Just Passin' By]

I still don't care for the girl zombie target. I know, I know. I'm sexist. Deal with it.

Needs bigger tits?

[listopencil]

Needs bigger tits?

Hah. No. I'm squeamish about violence towards women. Even Hollywood make believe violence or just implied violent acts. Makes my stomach hurt.

[Frazod]

Oh, by the way, did I mention that we're even now?

How so?

[Just Passin' By]

Hah. No. I'm squeamish about violence towards women. Even Hollywood make believe violence or just implied violent acts. Makes my stomach hurt.

My sympathies to you for possessing such a handicap.

[Rausch]

How so?

I live in the ghetto now.

Which is fun, being a CO and all.

Anyway, walked outside one day and.....aw......really?

Some guy, in the middle of winter, just puked all over the back of my car.

Rear window, trunk, side, above the wheel.

It was as if some great prehistoric beast flew over and super-$3at vomit on top of my vehicle.

Keep in mind that my car is like 15 ft. from the street and you have to WANT to stray that far UP a driveway to do this.

And at the time it was super-fuck-you cold. It was fronzen on there for over a month...

[Frazod]

I live in the ghetto now.

Which is fun, being a CO and all.

Anyway, walked outside one day and.....aw......really?

Some guy, in the middle of winter, just puked all over the back of my car.

Rear window, trunk, side, above the wheel.

It was as if some great prehistoric beast flew over and super-$3at vomit on top of my vehicle.

Keep in mind that my car is like 15 ft. from the street and you have to WANT to stray that far UP a driveway to do this.

And at the time it was super-fuck-you cold. It was fronzen on there for over a month...

Meh. We'd only be even if I'd done it. Wasn't me. :D

And I still owe you for Donnie fucking Darko, too. :#

[Bambi]

So reading comprehension is also one of your weaknesses. Fascinating....

hahaha, look who responds first bro. Then come at me.

[Bambi]

Remember, everybody likes Wickedson but me.

Apparently you're all figments of my imagination. :D

21 agree with you. I'll take the other 10,000 on CP. ROFL

[Frazod]

21 agree with you. I'll take the other 10,000 on CP. ROFL

Came in second overall in the DOTY contest.

Seems to believe only 21 people think he's a douche.

You really seem fixated on that number. Can you not count any higher than that?

[Bambi]

Came in second overall in the DOTY contest.

Seems to believe only 21 people think he's a douche.

You really seem fixated on that number. Can you not count any higher than that?

Prove me wrong. Until then climb back into that hole you came from.

[LoneWolf]

Is this you?

http://www.dailyiso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/el-hipster.jpg

Sweet calculator watch!!

[mikey23545]

Hah. No. I'm squeamish about violence towards women. Even Hollywood make believe violence or just implied violent acts. Makes my stomach hurt.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Just go stick your head in your Easy-Bake-Oven and get it over with.

You've put on enough of a show to impress all the girls and metrosexuals...

[Prison Bitch]

This doesn't help their cause.

And yet they just handed Obama just another loss in the latest of his gun control moves.

[Frazod]

Prove me wrong. Until then climb back into that hole you came from.

Your vote totals:

Round 1: 71
Round 2: 52
Round 3: 23
Round 4: 41

Any questions, Bambi?

[Bambi]

Your vote totals:

Round 1: 71
Round 2: 52
Round 3: 23
Round 4: 41

Any questions, Bambi?

Steady decline and would have ended under 21 (your previous high mark) if that one guy hadn't had been banned.

Any questions, Bitch?

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

Why the fuck is there a "Chris" one? Should I take a hint?

[listopencil]

Oh for ****'s sake.

Just go stick your head in your Easy-Bake-Oven and get it over with.

You've put on enough of a show to impress all the girls and metrosexuals...

Sand in your pussy again? I'm sorry honey. I'll pick up a bottle of douche for you on the way home from work. TTYL.

[MrNightly]

I like it. Good for them. Just another NRA left-winged hater trying to spew forth crap. nobody cares what the left says anymore. Actually, nobody cares what the right says either. i'd be fine with just the weather channel. News is stupid and a waste of time.

[Bambi]

Why the **** is there a "Chris" one? Should I take a hint?

Give the NRA credit. They asked that their vendor to remove the Obama one.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-undead-prez-nra-bans-zombie-obamalookalike-target-from-its-convention-8605154.html

[Raiderhater]

I thought I was over it but, apparently I'm still pretty jaded and cynical because my first thought was "awesome". Then I read through the thread and found out it was a zombified ex. That just leaves me disappointed.

I guess I could always print out a picture of her face and put it on there.....

[Raiderhater]

Steady decline and would have ended under 21 (your previous high mark) if that one guy hadn't had been banned.

Any questions, Bitch?

I would be impressed if you could name 21 posters that do like you. Every where I go on this board I see people talking sh!t on you. And no one talking about what a cool dude you are.

[Bambi]

I would be impressed if you could name 21 posters that do like you. Every where I go on this board I see people talking sh!t on you. And no one talking about what a cool dude you are.

I'm not into popularity contests. I leave that for the 14 year old girls. Oh, and Frazod.

[Raiderhater]

I'm not into popularity contests. I leave that for the 14 year old girls. Oh, and Frazod.

For not being into it you sure spend a lot of time responding to it.

[Frazod]

Steady decline and would have ended under 21 (your previous high mark) if that one guy hadn't had been banned.

Any questions, Bitch?

How is going from 21 to 43 a "decline"?

If you weren't such a vile cunt I'd actually pity you. My God you are stupid.

[Bambi]

For not being into it you sure spend a lot of time responding to it.

Dude is my puppet. Sometimes Wednesday afternoons can get a bit boring. Need some entertainment.

[Bambi]

How is going from 21 to 43 a "decline"?

If you weren't such a vile **** I'd actually pity you. My God you are stupid.

Blackmon got banned you fucking retard... ROFL

[Frazod]

Blackmon got banned you fucking retard... ROFL

People continued to vote for him right up until the end. Doesn't seem like anybody really cared.

Well, other than you, of course, Bambi.

[Spott]

Every time you post I be like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/871cfb664dc76c37585a2439ecda4d16/tumblr_mm8o1xvkqt1r95bpao1_500.gif

Every time he posts you put on women's clothes and dance in a field?

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

Looks like Frazod and Piers had a NASTY breakup.

[Raiderhater]

Looks like Frazod and Piers had a NASTY breakup.


LMAO

[Bambi]

Looks like Frazod and Piers had a NASTY breakup.

This Zombie target company tried to make a Frazod doll but the shipping costs were too high.

[Frazod]

This Zombie target company tried to make a Frazod doll but the shipping costs were too high.

I'm still waiting for your post that picture for the target, Bambi. Be sure to wear your KU tiara and the red and blue eyeliner.

[Rausch]

Every time he posts you put on women's clothes and dance in a field?

ROFL

[Bambi]

I'm still waiting for your post that picture for the target, Bambi. Be sure to wear your KU tiara and the red and blue eyeliner.

Can't. time for the Heat Show.

Night bitch, work up another tournament while I'm gone, it's so cute to watch you squirm...

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/05/03/c01-final-19-4_3_rx513_c680x510.jpg?6c3c24a06b2ec04d15c066f5e9a76a10a837ffd4

[Bwana]

The have some reasonable deals paper targets. I just ordered 30 of them for $30. I can always use extras for my summer shooting fun. :)

[Kaepernick]

Hah. No. I'm squeamish about violence towards women. Even Hollywood make believe violence or just implied violent acts. Makes my stomach hurt.

How about violence toward ZOMBIES you numb-nut!

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/05/zombie-argument-shooting.jpg

[Alex Smith 4Ever]

Feminists will win again

[listopencil]

How about violence toward ZOMBIES you numb-nut!

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/05/zombie-argument-shooting.jpg

Yeah, because that happens a lot.

[LoneWolf]

How about violence toward ZOMBIES you numb-nut!

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/05/zombie-argument-shooting.jpg

Shouldn't this be in the "would you" thread? She has nice eyes.

[Frazod]

Can't. time for the Heat Show.

Night bitch, work up another tournament while I'm gone, it's so cute to watch you squirm...

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/05/03/c01-final-19-4_3_rx513_c680x510.jpg?6c3c24a06b2ec04d15c066f5e9a76a10a837ffd4

Life long Heat fan from the moment they signed James, right?

Big shock that you're a cunty little frontrunner. Hope you didn't break a heel hopping on that bandwagon.

Bambi. LMAO

[Spott]

Shouldn't this be in the "would you" thread? She has nice eyes.

I bet she's totally crazy in the sack.

[listopencil]

Shouldn't this be in the "would you" thread? She has nice eyes.

The one behind her has a nice boob.

[Sassy Squatch]

This thread needs more cowbell

[crazycoffey]

Give the NRA credit. They asked that their vendor to remove the Obama one.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-undead-prez-nra-bans-zombie-obamalookalike-target-from-its-convention-8605154.html

That's because it's worse to fascinate about shooting a political leader than your ex.

Or maybe it's worse to shoot a Muslim than your ex......