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Direckshun
05-08-2013, 11:12 AM
An NFL franchise is owned by a man that looks like this:

http://prod.static.jaguars.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/team/management/shad-khan.jpg

That's right.

This is a man that owns a football team. Not a James Bond villain.

This man, right here:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/floridatrend/_legacy/images/photos/12-06/khan_khan[ketterman].jpg

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse as a Chiefs fan, I want to remind you that this is a real person, and he owns a team in the NFL.

That means, your hopes of going to a Super Bowl, if you were a fan of his team, would depend on this guy:

http://prod.static.jaguars.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/JAC/photos/2013-Centerpieces/03-Mar/20130319-khan-right-approach.jpg

This guy.

http://voidlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shahid-khan.jpg

This guy.

http://static.news-gazette.com/sites/all/files/imagecache/lightbox_800_600_scale/images/2012/10/25/20121025-195811-pic-426773757.jpg

This is a real person.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/9/7/7/0/9/9/i/1/0/1/p-medium/2007_Shahid_Khan.jpg

Real.

Frazod
05-08-2013, 11:13 AM
No shit, dumbass.

Donger
05-08-2013, 11:15 AM
I don't get it.

LoneWolf
05-08-2013, 11:15 AM
Way to judge a book by its cover, dipshit.

Graystoke
05-08-2013, 11:16 AM
You no like?

Ebolapox
05-08-2013, 11:17 AM
ron jeremy with a handlebar mustache.

BigCatDaddy
05-08-2013, 11:18 AM
I thought we hung him?

Pasta Little Brioni
05-08-2013, 11:19 AM
Wonder how many dude's wives he's banged

tooge
05-08-2013, 11:19 AM
He looks like he should be saying "And lets bring our attention to ring threeeeeeee, and the flying wallendaaaaaas"

loochy
05-08-2013, 11:20 AM
No shit, dumbass.

I don't get it.

Way to judge a book by its cover, dipshit.

? He's silly looking ? Why the outrage?

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
05-08-2013, 11:21 AM
Gotta meet your thread quota, I see.

Old Dog
05-08-2013, 11:22 AM
Well, to be fair it's Jacksonville......do they really qualify?

Dunerdr
05-08-2013, 11:22 AM
Direkshun makes more threads a week than i have posts.

Donger
05-08-2013, 11:23 AM
What's your issue with this guy, Direckshun?

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
05-08-2013, 11:23 AM
Direkshun makes more threads a week than i have posts.

He's made 500 in just over 9 months. Almost twice the rate of GoChiefs

Direckshun
05-08-2013, 11:24 AM
Direkshun makes more threads a week than i have posts.

In my defense, only like 45% of them are pointless.

Lex Luthor
05-08-2013, 11:32 AM
An NFL franchise is owned by a man that looks like this:


That's right.

This is a man that owns a football team. Not a James Bond villain.

This man, right here:

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse as a Chiefs fan, I want to remind you that this is a real person, and he owns a team in the NFL.

That means, your hopes of going to a Super Bowl, if you were a fan of his team, would depend on this guy:

This guy.

This guy.

This is a real person.

Real.
http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/thats-racist.gif

Frazod
05-08-2013, 11:39 AM
? He's silly looking ? Why the outrage?

Just another pointless dumbfuck Deflecshun thread.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-08-2013, 11:40 AM
findthevoyager?

In58men
05-08-2013, 11:42 AM
Ban this douche bag

Canofbier
05-08-2013, 11:45 AM
Just another pointless dumb**** Deflecshun thread.

Your DC is leaking, pal. Might want to get that checked out.

Frazod
05-08-2013, 11:46 AM
Ban this douche bag

He should seriously lose his ability to start threads. Fucking chode starts more threads than most people here posts.

Frazod
05-08-2013, 11:46 AM
Your DC is leaking, pal. Might want to get that checked out.

So's your vag, girlfriend.

LoneWolf
05-08-2013, 11:46 AM
? He's silly looking ? Why the outrage?

Because he didn't post "this guy is silly looking." He basically said, "Hey Chiefs fans, if you think you've been frustrated as a fan, it could be worse. At least your owner doesn't look like this guy."

I don't care if the owner of the football team I root for looks like Amy Whinehouse's rotting vagina, as long as the team wins games.

Stupid thread is stupid.

Canofbier
05-08-2013, 11:47 AM
So's your vag, girlfriend.

I wouldn't have called your sister "mine", but hey - if its family feels that way, I can get on board.

DaFace
05-08-2013, 01:12 PM
The guy's story is pretty awesome, though. He literally moved to the U.S. at age 16 with nothing in his pocket and no connections here and has managed to BUY A ****ING NFL TEAM.

That's pretty awesome, even if it is just the Jags.

EDIT: Here's an article about him.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/briansolomon/2012/09/05/shahid-khan-the-new-face-of-the-nfl-and-the-american-dream/

-King-
05-08-2013, 01:14 PM
Okay?

At the end of the day, he fucking owns an NFL team.

Sorter
05-08-2013, 01:16 PM
The guy's story is pretty awesome, though. He literally moved to the U.S. at age 16 with nothing in his pocket and no connections here and has managed to BUY A ****ING NFL TEAM.

That's pretty awesome, even if it is just the Jags.

This.

I like the guy, as well as his exceptionally manly mustache.

big nasty kcnut
05-08-2013, 01:16 PM
He look like my mom ex boss.

Bowser
05-08-2013, 01:19 PM
He should shave his head....

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7SQvkqBoyaU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BlackHelicopters
05-08-2013, 01:20 PM
What?

siberian khatru
05-08-2013, 01:22 PM
He's the love child of Jerry Colonna and Ron Jeremy:

http://kupps.malibulist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jerry-colonna.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Ron_Jeremy_mod.jpg

houstonwhodat
05-08-2013, 01:23 PM
Wonder how many dude's wives he's banged

Looks just like Kent Schaffer, criminal defense attorney in Houston.

BlackHelicopters
05-08-2013, 01:23 PM
The Hedgehog owns a football team? Who knew?

a pp roach
05-08-2013, 01:40 PM
one ugly ass dude imo

Gonzo
05-08-2013, 01:52 PM
He should seriously lose his ability to start threads. Fucking chode starts more threads than most people here posts.

If we did that, the Lounge would have threads on the front page from a month ago. I don't want this place looking like fatchatter.






:D

Fish
05-08-2013, 01:55 PM
You could lube the prop from an aircraft carrier, just by using the oil on that man's face....

Rausch
05-08-2013, 01:56 PM
Some super powers are less obvious...

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2008/0808/360_ron_jeremy_0825.jpg

luv
05-08-2013, 01:56 PM
Since when did we start bitching about someone starting threads whenever a vast majority of them are Chiefs related?

HemiEd
05-08-2013, 02:02 PM
Well, to be fair it's Jacksonville......do they really qualify?
He is actually a very cool American entrepreneurial success story, gotta love it.

Frazod
05-08-2013, 02:04 PM
Since when did we start bitching about someone starting threads whenever a vast majority of them are Chiefs related?

Luv spots another troll to take under her wing.

Titty Meat
05-08-2013, 02:05 PM
This thread sucks

Rausch
05-08-2013, 02:05 PM
Tough crowd...

mikey23545
05-08-2013, 02:06 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img571/6841/220pxiraqsaddamhussein2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/571/220pxiraqsaddamhussein2.jpg/)

luv
05-08-2013, 02:09 PM
Luv spots another troll to take under her wing.

I simply don't understand. Is this a DC dispute brought to the Lounge?

Radar Chief
05-08-2013, 02:12 PM
I don't get it.

Drek is jealous of his ‘70’s porno mustache but he needs to just come to grips with the fact not everyone can rock an epic ‘stache like that.

RealSNR
05-08-2013, 02:26 PM
I simply don't understand. Is this a DC dispute brought to the Lounge?

Frazod brings all disputes to the Lounge. Even the ones from the Lounge.

I still have no clue why he hates Zach so much.

RealSNR
05-08-2013, 02:28 PM
Also, I have to agree with DaFace and others. This dude is pretty awesome. I'd much rather have him be my owner than some chode like the Ford family or the Bidwells in Arizona

Baby Lee
05-08-2013, 02:36 PM
http://prod.static.jaguars.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/team/management/shad-khan.jpg

Wait'll they get a load'a me.

stonedstooge
05-08-2013, 02:42 PM
Rasslin' been berry berry good to me
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ld/jamie_foxx_post_grammy_party_010210/iron_sheik_2730001.jpg

Baby Lee
05-08-2013, 02:43 PM
Rasslin' been berry berry good to me
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ld/jamie_foxx_post_grammy_party_010210/iron_sheik_2730001.jpg

Jabroni, I will bend you over and fuck your ass!!

Fat Elvis
05-08-2013, 02:43 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wRnSnfiUI54" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>.

BigRedChief
05-08-2013, 02:46 PM
He is actually a very cool American entrepreneurial success story, gotta love it.His moustache is still not as cool as Dali's.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcone/modernmasters/images/virtual-exhibition/dali/standard/mm-ve-dali01.jpg

redsurfer11
05-08-2013, 03:29 PM
An NFL franchise is owned by a man that looks like this:

http://prod.static.jaguars.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/team/management/shad-khan.jpg

That's right.

This is a man that owns a football team. Not a James Bond villain.

This man, right here:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/floridatrend/_legacy/images/photos/12-06/khan_khan[ketterman].jpg

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse as a Chiefs fan, I want to remind you that this is a real person, and he owns a team in the NFL.

That means, your hopes of going to a Super Bowl, if you were a fan of his team, would depend on this guy:

http://prod.static.jaguars.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/JAC/photos/2013-Centerpieces/03-Mar/20130319-khan-right-approach.jpg

This guy.

http://voidlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shahid-khan.jpg

This guy.

http://static.news-gazette.com/sites/all/files/imagecache/lightbox_800_600_scale/images/2012/10/25/20121025-195811-pic-426773757.jpg

This is a real person.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/9/7/7/0/9/9/i/1/0/1/p-medium/2007_Shahid_Khan.jpg

Real.


His toilet seat is worth more than you'll make in a lifetime.

Hoover
05-08-2013, 03:35 PM
The dude's story is amazing. Frankly, I'd rather have a self made man like him as an owner than a 2nd generation golden boy.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
05-08-2013, 05:10 PM
He makes one mock draft and one roster. an it happens.

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-08-2013, 05:56 PM
This pretty much guarantees us a week one wn. Right ?

dtebbe
05-08-2013, 10:06 PM
The dude's story is amazing. Frankly, I'd rather have a self made man like him as an owner than a 2nd generation golden boy.

Folks in Jacksonville love him. He actually walks around and visits with fans before games and seems to really care what they think. I've heard a couple interviews with him, and he's a breath of fresh air. He has no problem laughing at himself appearance-wise. Pretty sure they had a day where they gave away fake mustaches like his to everyone in the stadium.


Here's a great story:
http://www.jacksonvillemag.com/yes-he-khan/

and my favoirte bit from the story:

"jM: Lastly, the mustache. It’s already a local symbol. You know you can’t shave it off now even if you wanted to.

khan: Yes, it’s a Jacksonville stimulus product. Have you seen all the t-shirts that have been sold? It has brought a new level of entrepreneurship to the city. It’s stimulated the economy. I’m delighted to contribute…"

DT

Fritz88
05-08-2013, 10:47 PM
Folks in Jacksonville love him. He actually walks around and visits with fans before games and seems to really care what they think. I've heard a couple interviews with him, and he's a breath of fresh air. He has no problem laughing at himself appearance-wise. Pretty sure they had a day where they gave away fake mustaches like his to everyone in the stadium.


Here's a great story:
http://www.jacksonvillemag.com/yes-he-khan/

and my favoirte bit from the story:

"jM: Lastly, the mustache. It’s already a local symbol. You know you can’t shave it off now even if you wanted to.

khan: Yes, it’s a Jacksonville stimulus product. Have you seen all the t-shirts that have been sold? It has brought a new level of entrepreneurship to the city. It’s stimulated the economy. I’m delighted to contribute…"

DT

The mistake he made with season ticket holders being the only ones whose opinions he cares about then retracting that statement was a mistake not even a high school coach could make.

He better pray to God he made the right selection for GM.

boogblaster
05-08-2013, 10:56 PM
is there any terror .....

Thig Lyfe
05-08-2013, 11:08 PM
Who knew Ian McShane liked football so much!!!

rtmike
05-08-2013, 11:44 PM
Remind me to never post a picture of myself, ee gads.

Discuss Thrower
05-08-2013, 11:45 PM
I want this dude's hair

TimeForWasp
05-09-2013, 04:24 AM
Tony Orlando sighting.

Chiefs=Champions
05-09-2013, 04:35 AM
freemustacherides
direkshunscheapwhoremother

Direckshun
05-09-2013, 08:37 AM
The miscalculation, I believe, was posting a late night bullshit quality thread in the middle of the day.

The day posters simply were not prepared for it.

listopencil
05-09-2013, 10:58 AM
The guy's story is pretty awesome, though. He literally moved to the U.S. at age 16 with nothing in his pocket and no connections here and has managed to BUY A ****ING NFL TEAM.

That's pretty awesome, even if it is just the Jags.

EDIT: Here's an article about him.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/briansolomon/2012/09/05/shahid-khan-the-new-face-of-the-nfl-and-the-american-dream/


That is impressive. This guy is a bad ass.

Discuss Thrower
05-09-2013, 12:01 PM
He's done more than Clark will ever do...

Radar Chief
05-09-2013, 12:13 PM
He's done more than Clark will ever do...

He said no to Tebow, can’t be all bad.

MahiMike
05-09-2013, 12:19 PM
Yeah. He's the guy that's gonna bring Clark's daddy's trophy to Jax and wave it in his face.

Truthfully, Shad Khan is the best thing that's happened to this town since the Jags came here in 1995.

MahiMike
05-09-2013, 12:21 PM
and talk about a great marketing campaign, they hand out mustaches at the gates. Nothing like seeing thousands of fans wearing handle bars. Bumper stickers all over town remind you of the Jags.

Pretty clever.

Dave Lane
05-09-2013, 12:57 PM
JFC we didn't get Saddam Hussein after all!!!

Pasta Little Brioni
05-09-2013, 01:00 PM
Yeah. He's the guy that's gonna bring Clark's daddy's trophy to Jax and wave it in his face.

Truthfully, Shad Khan is the best thing that's happened to this town since the Jags came here in 1995.

ROFL

Scorp
05-09-2013, 02:01 PM
It is truly amazing what you can accomplish in America. If you are willing to lie, cheat, steal, and screw over your fellow man you can achieve great things. I wonder how much narcotic sales attributed to his wealth?

warpaint*
05-09-2013, 02:10 PM
He looks like the Pakistani version of Al Sharpton. Hopefully w/ more integrity.