Teacher Dies choking on Hot Dog at Wrigley

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Teacher dies after choking on hot dog at Wrigley Field Cubs game
Published May 08, 2013


Maureen Oleskiewicz, 28, was pronounced dead on Tuesday after choking on a hot dog this weekend. (MyFoxChicago.com)
A well-liked Chicago teacher died Tuesday after she choked on a hot dog during a Cubs game over the weekend, The Chicago Tribune reported.

Maureen Oleskiewicz, 28, was in the bleachers with her brother prior to the opening pitch last Sunday. She apparently began choking during the 'National Anthem.'

"You could see everyone rushing up to the top of the seating with a frantic look on their face. They performed CPR like I've never seen," Brent Olson, an eyewitness, told the Sun-Times in an e-mail.

She went into cardiac arrest and efforts to save her were unsuccessful, the Sun-Times report said.

Margaret Oleskiewicz, the woman's mom, said the two were eating before the game and 'the next thing, she's on the floor.'

"He didn't even know she was in distress and then she's on the floor."

The mom reportedly said she was told her daughter's "big, giving heart" will go to a 14-year-old girl in desperate need of one.

[Bump]

Ban hot dogs and limo's!

[RealSNR]

I really got my hopes up when I thought the thread title said, "Teicher dies choking on Hot Dog at Wrigley"

[Nightfyre]

Ban assault pork.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Hugos lips and asshole take one down.

[KChiefer]

"Hot dog," sure.

[Thig Lyfe]

Ban assault pork.

WHOA HOLY SHIT THIS IS CLEVER AS FUCK!!!

[SPchief]

More reason that women should practice deep throating.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Waiting for the Todd Haley / girl Deepthroat gif

[LoneWolf]

More reason that women should practice deep throating.

I've been doing my part to save lives since I was 17. :D

[Chiefaholic]

You'd think Cub fans would be used to choking by now.

[Bambi]

Was it Frazod? One can only dream.

[Garcia Bronco]

You'd think Cub fans would be used to choking by now.

End of thread

[Titty Meat]

http://i.imgur.com/YZWba.gif

[notorious]

http://l4.yimg.com/nn/fp/rsz/050813/images/smush/teacher_120x48_1368048628.jpg

Smallest picture ever.

[Bambi]

http://l4.yimg.com/nn/fp/rsz/050813/images/smush/teacher_120x48_1368048628.jpg

Smallest picture ever.

http://www.trbimg.com/img-518a9bd9/turbine/chi-maureen-oleskiewicz-20130508/600/481x600

[KcMizzou]

Choke on a hot dog, at Wrigley, during the national anthem.

Most patriotic civilian death ever?

[Thig Lyfe]

Choke on a hot dog, at Wrigley, during the national anthem.

Most patriotic civilian death ever?

Not as patriotic as when my great uncle blew his dick off with fireworks while he was eating apple pie out of John Wayne's butthole.

[Frazod]

Was it Frazod? One can only dream.

Sorry, Bambi. No such luck. LMAO

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-518a9bd9/turbine/chi-maureen-oleskiewicz-20130508/600/481x600




Yep ! Hot Dog Choker !

[DaWolf]

I really got my hopes up when I thought the thread title said, "Teicher dies choking on Hot Dog at Wrigley"

I read it as Teicher too; first thought that came to mind was "what was that lazy bastard doing at Wrigley instead of writing about the Chiefs?"

[Prison Bitch]

Was it Frazod? One can only dream.

You gonna call for a ban on ballparks now?

[Thig Lyfe]

You gonna call for a ban on ballparks now?

OH SHIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

[Planetman]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq10amKdN1r2znxlo1_1280.jpg

Piece of hotdog, ... stuck in her throat ...

[Demonpenz]

Oh here comes old balls mcgee to slap this young lady on the back to lodge the hot dog even further down her iowa wind pipe

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I really got my hopes up when I thought the thread title said, "Teicher dies choking on Hot Dog at Wrigley"

LMAO same here. Hopefully, he will die choking on penii.
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[Ming the Merciless]

http://i.imgur.com/YZWba.gif

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

christ that one gets me every time

[Sorter]

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2007/news/national_world/9094977_448x252.jpg

[Frazod]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

christ that one gets me every time

Seriously. Best GIF evar!

[Demonpenz]

sorry for your loss

[Chief Roundup]

She had to be a Cubs fan since she was choking before the game.

[ChiTown]

sorry for your loss

I'm going to hell for laughing at this!ROFL

[boogblaster]

its easy to do . bout choked on a piece of country-rib once . glad sumone slapped my bak quickly .....

[MotherfuckerJones]

I really got my hopes up when I thought the thread title said, "Teicher dies choking on Hot Dog at Wrigley"

ROFL I thought it said teicher too

[Buehler445]

How does all the whack shit happen in Florida or Chicago.

[Thig Lyfe]

just realized this was Rahm sending the CPS teachers a message

[BigRedChief]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq10amKdN1r2znxlo1_1280.jpg

Piece of hotdog, ... stuck in her throat ...ROFL

[ChiTown]

sorry for your loss

It's been 12 hours and I'm still laughing at this!

[Archie F. Swin]

Not as patriotic as when my great uncle blew his dick off with fireworks while he was eating apple pie out of John Wayne's butthole.

this is one of the finest responses I've ever read at CP




"sa-LUTE!"

[bevischief]

ban bleachers.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

sad

[King_Chief_Fan]

ban bleachers.

ban the Cubs