-- New Pussy.

[Simply Red]

I got some strange a few weeks ago - It's always refreshing and offers hope to mankind.

Any of you CP'ers pulled any hot pussy lately?


Thanks

[gblowfish]

What a classy thread....

[siberian khatru]

What a classy thread....

George, it's a cat thread. You should be all over that.

[siberian khatru]

It IS a cat thread, isn't it?

[Donger]

My daughter has begun walking "our" two pussies around the house and in the back yard. So, that's kind of new. The pussies don't like it much, however.

[Thig Lyfe]

picked up a few chixxx at LJ Silvers last night...

[Simply Red]

It's not a great thread, I'll give you that. I just miss my peoples.

[Ceej]

picked up a few chixxx at LJ Silvers last night...

You sure they weren't ghosts?

I have fake sex all the time too, bro.

[siberian khatru]

My daughter has begun walking "our" two pussies around the house and in the back yard. So, that's kind of new. The pussies don't like it much, however.

Some pussies wear out pretty fast.

[Simply Red]

picked up a few chixxx at LJ Silvers last night...

ADD A PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????

[Iowanian]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmGzI7CfhU_DWc88zR2AZEzmvqWBbe5XeS5pwUFOhIvbk_1TSqnA

[KCUnited]

Rubbed the lower right side of my cock raw with the Royals fast start, switched to southpaw and its like I'm 28 again.

[Simply Red]

man - life's so rad.

[Donger]

Some pussies wear out pretty fast.

It's actually kind of funny. My daughter is a lot like me, so has this little cackle when she is "walking" these poor things in the back yard. The really twitchy one managed to wrap itself around an Aspen tree during its "walk." I had to untangle the fucker while it hissed and spat at me.

[Simply Red]

people in Atlanta walk cats all the time. This isn't THAT new or THAT odd really.

[Titty Meat]

Does your upper lip still smell like it?

[Thig Lyfe]

ADD A PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????

SO MANY PIECES YO

[L.A. Chieffan]

http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Chris+Rock+New+Pussy+mp3/bKQYx?src=5

[Thig Lyfe]

people in Atlanta walk cats all the time. This isn't THAT new or THAT odd really.

ATLiens, nahmean???

[Simply Red]

http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Chris+Rock+New+Pussy+mp3/bKQYx?src=5

This is great. I'm listening to it right now, oh - I also am listening to Phil Collins' 'Against All Odds' in the background.

[Hammock Parties]

What happened to the MILF?

You hitting those 18 year olds again?

[Deberg_1990]

Nothing lately.....been combing the high schools all week though...

[Simply Red]

What happened to the MILF?

You hitting those 18 year olds again?

I'll hold with the specifics. This was supposed to be an LJS thread.

[Phobia]

I have but it wasn't really strange. Been in that for about 15 years now.

[siberian khatru]

Nothing lately.....been combing the high schools all week though...

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Alright, alright, alright!

[mlyonsd]

If 1979 is considered lately count me in. SCOOOOOORE! (NHL playoff reference)

[siberian khatru]

If 1979 is considered lately count me in. SCOOOOOORE! (NHL playoff reference)

Empty net?

[Thig Lyfe]

I'll hold with the specifics. This was supposed to be an LJS thread.

gettin dat dick greasy yo

gettin balls deep in dat slaw

[In58men]

Pussy is overrated.


Now blowjobs.....different story.

[Spott]

Only your Mom.

[Thig Lyfe]

Only your Mom.

Not cool bro.

[In58men]

Not cool at all

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

We cloned Alex?
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[Zebedee DuBois]

My crazy neighbor (old dude, never married) had 10 cats he was feeding. Which I hate because they do their business in my yard. Anyway something (fox or raccoon, most likely) took out 7 of them last night and left disassembled parts everywhere. 4 were still in the kitten stage. Gruesome.

[Simply Red]

My crazy neighbor (old dude, never married) had 10 cats he was feeding. Which I hate because they do their business in my yard. Anyway something (fox or raccoon, most likely) took out 7 of them last night and left disassembled parts everywhere. 4 were still in the kitten stage. Gruesome.

you will be in my prayers bud.

[RJ]

Same 'ol, same 'ol.

Works for me!

[Setsuna]

This thread is pathetic.

[Thig Lyfe]

This thread is pathetic.

sounds like somebody could use some poon tang

[Prison Bitch]

Opened it up thinking it was an update on Moeki's improved conditioning program

[rtmike]

picked up a few chixxx at LJ Silvers last night...


Yeah sure, I tried that excuse once.

[Simply Red]

This thread is pathetic.

http://i.imgur.com/XkhBzJT.jpg

[crazycoffey]

ROFL

[booger]

Off and on for a few months. Neighbor chick. Her name is Wendy. She's a vet tech but on workmans comp cause she got kicked in the head by a mule at the equine hospital

[crazycoffey]

Off and on for a few months. Neighbor chick. Her name is Wendy. She's a vet tech but on workmans comp cause she got kicked in the head by a mule at the equine hospital

There's a head trauma joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to find a funny way to piece it together

[booger]

There's a head trauma joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to find a funny way to piece it together

Every banged a chick with an eye patch?

[Dayze]

Every banged a chick with an eye patch?

Not one who actually needed one. But just wore it for me. It does it for me.

[Sofa King]

SR, you're awesome. I miss interacting with you.

[booger]

Not one who actually needed one. But just wore it for me. It does it for me.

Let me tell you, if poking a cyclops isn't on your bucket list it should be!

[crazycoffey]

Every banged a chick with an eye patch?

No, but I was dressed as captain Morgan once, does that count?

[booger]

No, but I was dressed as captain Morgan once, does that count?

that depends, is the parrot ok?

[crazycoffey]

that depends, is the parrot ok?

Never been the same, once we asked her to join.....

[ChiefaRoo]

Pics or GTFO

[BullJunkandIron]

Does a chick with half a foot count?

[Kerberos]

New Pussy in the family this past January. My son is extremely allergic to 4 legged pussy so believe it or not this REALLY hairy pussy is the lowest on the dander scale.

[Direckshun]

Been a little while.

[tooge]

I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin

[Thig Lyfe]

my dong smelled like tartar sauce this morning

FEELIN GOOD

[Simply Red]

my dong smelled like tartar sauce this morning

FEELIN GOOD



http://i.imgur.com/QzNwwNw.jpg

[gblowfish]

New Pussy in the family this past January. My son is extremely allergic to 4 legged pussy so believe it or not this REALLY hairy pussy is the lowest on the dander scale.

That cat looks like my kitty cat Meesh Meesh. I bet they are related.

[MeatRock]

I got this whore down the street to give me a handjob for a pack of smokes the other day.

[Kerberos]

That cat looks like my kitty cat Meesh Meesh. I bet they are related.
Neva Masquerade Siberian??

[TLO]

My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?

[In58men]

My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?

Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT

[KS Smitty]

I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin

:shake: How long's it been since you had sex?

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/8xidJYK.jpg

[TLO]

Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT

She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

[Alex Smith 4Ever]

Stop objectifying women

[In58men]

She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

Always keep one handy in the wallet.

I good romantic comedy such as


Say Anything
Sixteen Candles
Chasing Amy
40 yr old virgin
Knocked Up
Wedding Crashers


You get the point. Get her favorite beer

[wazu]

She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.

[TLO]

Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.

Will do. Thanks!

[In58men]

Will do. Thanks!

I would recommend you have a diaper party.

Free diapers bro

[Simply Red]

it's alright, that strange pussy - but she wanted a relationship and things - so she is gone now.

[Hammock Parties]

it's alright, that strange pussy - but she wanted a relationship and things - so she is gone now.


:hail:

[Simply Red]

it's not that I NEVER want a relationship - It's just I'm so busy and occupied w/ other things, my time is tough - & this lady lives an hour away.

I still have my other lady friend - but she's turned into a dear friend - that just romatically sorta fizzled - but we're dear friends and talk almost every day.

Times are odd - i'll be 41 in August - oh well, life's still very dope.

[Simply Red]

:hail:

http://i.imgur.com/76rjJr7.gif

[booger]

Never been the same, once we asked her to join.....

never ask another pecker to join

[Hammock Parties]

it's not that I NEVER wan't a relationship - It's just I'm so busy and occupied w/ other things, my time is tough - & this lady lives an hour away.

I still have my other lady friend - but she's turned into a dear friend - that just romatically sorta fizzled - but we're dear friends and talk almost every day.

Times are odd - i'll be 41 in August - oh well, life's still very dope.

Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.

[Setsuna]

http://i.imgur.com/XkhBzJT.jpg

ROFL I was expecting someone to call me out on my post considering my situation. Fail CP.

[Rausch]

Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.

I'm guessing this is supposed to be dripping with irony...

[WhiteWhale]

My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?

If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.

[ptlyon]

Those must be quite large couches, WhiteWhale

[Dave Lane]

I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin

Thats called being married, enjoy!

[Dave Lane]

If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.

So is an opening of "Would you like to get coffee sometime, or a drink" That means from what I know of you so far and from your looks I want to **** you. Where it goes beyond that is up to you. The more you are cool about it and act like you aren't tied to any outcome the easier it will be.

[gblowfish]

Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.

GoChiefs idea of the perfect girl:

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[crazycoffey]

I got this whore down the street to give me a handjob for a pack of smokes the other day.

A few years back I got a hummer for a pair of handcuffs

[bevischief]

Just go dressed like this guy.

[Simply Red]

Thats called being married, enjoy!

we don't love dem ho's. Do we Dave?

[ThaVirus]

we don't love dem ho's. Do we Dave?

LMAO

[Titty Meat]

This is better than the relationship thread.

[TLO]

Score one for the good guys in the"come over and watch a movie" department.

[TLO]

If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.

Never in doubt.

[Titty Meat]

Score one for the good guys in the"come over and watch a movie" department.

Did u cum

[Cephalic Trauma]

Did u cum

You seriously asked a grown man this?

[Thig Lyfe]

You seriously asked a grown man this?

Not 2 brag but I cum over half the time

[Titty Meat]

Not 2 brag but I cum over half the time

James Dean

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Call him Big Stroke

[Simply Red]

NEW PUSSY FELLAS!!! LET'S HEAR THEM REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

NEW PUSSY FELLAS!!! LET'S HEAR THEM REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

[WhiteWhale]

some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

This makes you sound more insecure than bad ass.

[Hammock Parties]

This makes you sound more insecure than bad ass.

No, I'm not putting up with that shit. Got better things to do than perfectly meet your fantasy expectations for a simple meetup.

[Titty Meat]

some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

What's wrong with random hookups? Tought you didnt want a gf

[Bootlegged]

some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

Maybe she wanted to introduce you to her brother, since you are into that.

[listopencil]

You guys need to stop getting high and posting on Chiefs Planet when you have the munchies.

[HoneyBadger]

some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

Sounds racist.

[Thig Lyfe]

NEW PUSSY FELLAS!!! LET'S HEAR THEM REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FOUND U
MISS NEW BOOTY

[Titty Meat]

I FOUND U
MISS NEW BOOTY

I got sum that could fit a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!

[Pepe Silvia]

picked up a few chixxx at LJ Silvers last night...

They're known for their clams.

[TLO]

I may never get married now. I'm 24, reasonably good looking, have a lot going for me right now. I could have had this pussy and her friend at the same time last night . Instead they just made out for a while before her friends boyfriend came and picked her up These chicks weren't super hot.. maybe like 7 and an 8 respectively. Still, life is good.

[WhiteWhale]

No, I'm not putting up with that shit. Got better things to do than perfectly meet your fantasy expectations for a simple meetup.

... You still sound insecure.

Was this meet-up a first date or was it for sex?

I love girls who say that, because you can use those words against them and get them to do all kinds of freaky shit during sex. "I thought you liked to be adventurous?" and so on...

[TLO]

... You still sound insecure.

Was this meet-up a first date or was it for sex?

I love girls who say that, because you can use those words against them and get them to do all kinds of freaky shit during sex. "I thought you liked to be adventurous?" and so on...

Go on...

[Rausch]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]
I got some strange a few weeks ago -

I'm calling bull$#it...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'm calling bull$#it...

Traded for cheeseburgers?

[Rausch]

Traded for cheeseburgers?

I don't care who you are that's good value right there...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I don't care who you are that's good value right there...


Gotta be doubles

[Rausch]

Gotta be doubles

Really?

Two glasses?...

http://img.youtube.com/vi/WtO6JD5jXo8/0.jpg