How fast can I become debt free

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I have 17 mortgages totaling $370,000 and $43,000 in credit card debt. No savings but my truck is paid for and I don't carry insurance.

I make well over $50,000 a year depending on how many days I take off,sometimes only $20,000 when the semen demand is low.

Anybody ?

[Old Dog]

By Saturday night if you hit the lottery?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

By Saturday night if you hit the lottery?


Oh yeah. Forgot to include that. I normally spend $100 / week on lotto.

Also no college debt. School is dumb and a waste of money.

[stonedstooge]

Oh yeah. Forgot to include that. I normally spend $100 / week on lotto.

Also no college debt. School is dumb and a waist of money.

FYP

[Braincase]

If you take out a half-mill life insurance policy, then fake your own death...

[Coogs]

Probably a couple of days before you start pushing up daisies. But, at least you will have things set up nice for your wife's (if you are married) next beau.
:shrug:

PS - I'm in a similar boat!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Use the rental income to pay off the mortgages. If you make less money in a year than you owe out, file bankruptcy. Rule of thumb.

P.S - You're full of shit. :D

[Old Dog]

PS - I'm in a similar boat!

bass boat or john boat? this is relevant

[Mr. Flopnuts]

bass boat or john boat? this is relevant

Sounds like a dingy.

[Old Dog]

Use the rental income to pay off the mortgages.

BAD ADVICE.....the real answer is to use the rental income to buy more lottery tickets.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

BAD ADVICE.....the real answer is to use the rental income to buy more lottery tickets.

You have better odds playing bingo. START PLAYING BINGO!

[Rasputin]

You have better odds playing bingo. START PLAYING BINGO!

Not so sure. Have you seen the people that play bingo?


Holy shit balls they are serious about that game. They get 5 to ten cards and are all over them with their stamper bap bap bap every time a number is called. You can't beat those people.

[Chief Roundup]

FYP

He had it right stooge. Put down the bowl man.

[Nickel D]

If you take out a half-mill life insurance policy, then fake your own death...

Don't take any chances: Stab yourself deep in the guts at least 20 times and drink a gallon of anti-freeze as fast as you can.

[Bearcat]

What do you do for a living? I don't think you've ever mentioned it.

[ChiefGator]

You need to increase the demand for semen.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You know how to make the blue yo?

[Saul Good]

What do you do for a living? I don't think you've ever mentioned it.

I think he's in the navy.

[ChiefGator]

I think he's in the navy.

Ahh.. that explains all the seamen talk.

[Dayze]

Ahh.. that explains all the seamen talk.

I'll have you know that not ONCE did I blow a guy when I was in the Navy. :harumph:

Maybe once in Australia, but that was down there and everything is backwards. so it's good.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Back on topic please, All I got so far is win the lottery or kill myself.

[DaveNull]

You mean this isn't a parody thread?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

You mean this isn't a parody thread?

Why the hell would you think that ???

[Earthling]

The road to wealth can be achieved by remembering these three little words..Stick 'em up!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Do you think Mario Williams is cute? Or better yet, do you think you can force yourself to think Mario is cute.

[Gary]

I'm thinkin reality series. Couple of seasons of semen slingin on tv and you'll have everything paid off. Hell, I think I just came up with the name.