CHEAP HOTEL KC

[harpes]

My dumbass child who is 22 went to KC tonight with a few friends before his best friends wedding Sunday night. Borrowed my new car and got a hotel. He calls me and says the hotel is in the hood and nothing like it described itself online. Wanted me to book him a room at the plaza. I said grow a pair or get your own damn room. Problem is I started thinking that its my car setting in the parking lot. He is staying at a place called the CAPRI. If anyone knows the spot whats the chance my car will return in one piece. I probably should get him another hotel but I remember when he was young he was an Elway fan and I know he did it just to piss me off.

Ok I am a little concerned for him also. Is there area ok or should dad break out the wallet again?

[Hammock Parties]

You loaned your brand new car to a dumbass kid.

You should fix your own mistake by opening your wallet, dumbass.

Lesson learned.

[shitgoose]

Isle of Capri?

[|Zach|]

Well it was a motel so that is usually the first sign. Haha.

It is in a bad part of town but at the end of the day it is only Kansas City. Nothing bad will happen unless he does stupid things to invite bad things to happen.

[luv]

hotwire.com.

[|Zach|]

http://r-ec.bstatic.com/images/hotel/max300/788/7887841.jpg

[WhawhaWhat]

Haha, the Capri is on Independence Ave. Your kid can probably get a cheap hooker while there.

[harpes]

Damn kid should have invited dad to the party! Just looked online it doesn't look to Bad.
Capri Motel

1437 Independence Ave, Kansas City

[alpha_omega]

Better break out the wallet and send him over to the Sheraton or the Westin... better include valet parking for your car.

[Fairplay]

Harpes, I hope your son won't be nicknamed "herpes" after tonight.

[Stanley Nickels]

Meh, not a whole lot going on that far north on Indep Ave. If he were further south it'd be a bit sketchier, but he'll learn his lesson. Put a tarp on the car or something if you're paranoid, but it's probably no big deal.

[Titty Meat]

Im gonna jerk off in your gas tank

[Simply Red]

Damn kid should have invited dad to the party! Just looked online it doesn't look to Bad.
Capri Motel

1437 Independence Ave, Kansas City

ok.

[bevischief]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[nstygma]

I know a guy who was doing cell-related contracting in the River Market area for a short time and either stayed at the Capri, or one of his fellow contractors did. He told me a story of a guy complaining about the smell of the room, then the presence of huge flies. This thread reminded me, so I looked it up and apparently the story he told me is true:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/bodybed.asp

On 10 July 2003, a man checked into the Capri Motel, just east of downtown Kansas City, and began complaining about a foul odor in his room. Management told him nothing could be done about the problem, and he spent three nights in his room before checking out because he could no longer stand the smell. When the cleaning staff came in to make up the room on 13 July, they lifted the mattress and underneath found a man's body in an advanced stage of decomposition.

apparently the guy died when being serviced by some lovely local women, they freaked out, stashed the body, and took off!

[Demonpenz]

The hood to white people is KCMO... Not hood Barry road.

[BlackHelicopters]

Groupon for hookers included?

[KCUnited]

Lol, the Capri? I can't think of how someone would book that by accident. Got to be more to the story, drugs, hookers. I thought you could only book that by the hour.

[bevischief]

Did you see any white hooded men as well?

[Hoover]

I doubt anyone is going to do anything to a Chevy Malibu

[sd4chiefs]

Did you see any white hooded men as well?

I read somewhere that there are also a lot of rednecks in the area.

[aturnis]

Well it was a motel so that is usually the first sign. Haha.

It is in a bad part of town but at the end of the day it is only Kansas City. Nothing bad will happen unless he does stupid things to invite bad things to happen.

Isn't KC like the 3rd most dangerous city in America?

[Titty Meat]

Isn't KC like the 3rd most dangerous city in America?

No

[bevischief]

Depends on what your wearing...

[TribalElder]

Did the car get stolen?

[Bowser]

Does your kid now have the clap?

[TambaBerry]

is your kid no a stench under the mattress?

[Demonpenz]

yo dad...redboxing the hangover and heading to rockfest.

[|Zach|]

Isn't KC like the 3rd most dangerous city in America?

No.

I mean...the stories suburbanites and country people fill up their heads with about KC are hilarious.

[eDave]

I doubt anyone is going to do anything to a Chevy Malibu

Right. It's not like 'thugs' are going to run through the parking lot destroying every single car. Peeps worry too much. Harpes just wants to be looked at. What a pussy. What is so special about his car that it would be ****ed with? Nothing. Harpes is a loser regardless of his response to this. **** you Harpes.

[gblowfish]

That's a great hotel if you like crime scene tape. Seriously, lots of people have died in that shithole.

[HoneyBadger]

Right. It's not like 'thugs' are going to run through the parking lot destroying every single car. Peeps worry too much. Harpes just wants to be looked at. What a pussy. What is so special about his car that it would be ****ed with? Nothing. Harpes is a loser regardless of his response to this. **** you Harpes.

Let's calm down. Step away from the ledge.

[Iowanian]

On the bright side, if so many people have been killed in that motel, he might come home with a ghost story for you to share in that thread here.....

[HoneyBadger]

or he just might be the next ghost story!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My dumbass child who is 22 went to KC tonight with a few friends before his best friends wedding Sunday night. Borrowed my new car and got a hotel. He calls me and says the hotel is in the hood and nothing like it described itself online. Wanted me to book him a room at the plaza. I said grow a pair or get your own damn room. Problem is I started thinking that its my car setting in the parking lot. He is staying at a place called the CAPRI. If anyone knows the spot whats the chance my car will return in one piece. I probably should get him another hotel but I remember when he was young he was an Elway fan and I know he did it just to piss me off.

Ok I am a little concerned for him also. Is there area ok or should dad break out the wallet again?

LMAO oh shit; I was actually going to recommend that very motel for you! Bring your gun! LMAO
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[Titty Meat]

Can we do the next CP gathering there?

[bevischief]

pooptaco

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Can we do the next CP gathering there?

LMAO fuck yeah! Sadly, that would the most civilized gathering that building has seen since the concrete foundation was laid there.
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