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Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 11:04 AM
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

IS THERE EVEN A FUCKING POINT ANYMORE???

Shouldn't this team just cut all 52 players, fire all 78 coaches, and send all 316 front office chumps on a one-way trip to HELL??? I mean, can't we just save ourselves the embarrassment of another 16 game shit parade and can everybody before the season even begins? Let's book Arrowhead with 8 weeks of Garth Brooks shows so the popcorn vendors can keep their jobs and then just forget this team ever existed.

Who's with me???

ptlyon
05-14-2013, 11:07 AM
I'm in, except for the arrowhead part. Let the B2's practice a little.

cosmo20002
05-14-2013, 11:13 AM
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.



Mel Kiper had him as best available.

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 11:15 AM
Mel Kiper had him as best available.

Best long snapper available?

Three7s
05-14-2013, 11:18 AM
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

IS THERE EVEN A ****ING POINT ANYMORE???

Shouldn't this team just cut all 52 players, fire all 78 coaches, and send all 316 front office chumps on a one-way trip to HELL??? I mean, can't we just save ourselves the embarrassment of another 16 game shit parade and can everybody before the season even begins? Let's book Arrowhead with 8 weeks of Garth Brooks shows so the popcorn vendors can keep their jobs and then just forget this team ever existed.

Who's with me???
I thought Cassel was the worst QB of all time? :hmmm:

Hammock Parties
05-14-2013, 11:18 AM
that'd be fine with me

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 11:21 AM
I thought Cassel was the worst QB of all time? :hmmm:

Alex Smith makes Matt Cassel look like Tyler Thigpen.

Three7s
05-14-2013, 11:25 AM
Alex Smith makes Matt Cassel look like Tyler Thigpen.
LMAO

Mr. Laz
05-14-2013, 11:28 AM
Should Thig lyfe cut off all his fingers and never type/post on CPlanet again?

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 11:31 AM
Should Thig lyfe cut off all his fingers and never type/post on CPlanet again?

I DARE YOU to post that poll.

Fat Elvis
05-14-2013, 11:42 AM
I DARE YOU to post that poll.

I will.

notorious
05-14-2013, 11:44 AM
At least it would bring closure.

Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-14-2013, 11:56 AM
Should Thig lyfe cut off all his fingers and never type/post on CPlanet again?

That wasn't a very nice thing to post. Thig Lyfe is hilarious.

Thig, does Stanzi have a good voice? Do you see him singing with Palmer?

AdumbGuy
05-14-2013, 12:43 PM
I wanted to pick the trade draft picks as well option, but I figured Dorsey/Reid would somehow wind up trading them for Brett Favre, so I didn't.

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 12:45 PM
That wasn't a very nice thing to post. Thig Lyfe is hilarious.

Thig, does Stanzi have a good voice? Do you see him singing with Palmer?

STANZI
PALMER
BROOKS
GAINES

THE PERFECT FOUR-PART HARMONY

crossbow
05-14-2013, 12:47 PM
Not now! We just made two blockbuster trades for Alex Smith and a Fullback. We are on the verge of greatness so can't back down now.

MagicHef
05-14-2013, 12:49 PM
Who would I make fun of?

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 12:53 PM
Who would I make fun of?

Raiders seem dumb enough to try again this year.

KC native
05-14-2013, 12:55 PM
STANZI
PALMER
BROOKS
GAINES

THE PERFECT FOUR-PART HARMONY

You forgot Jovan Belcher's ghost.

MagicHef
05-14-2013, 01:01 PM
Raiders seem dumb enough to try again this year.

Their expectations are too low. There are people on this board that believe the Chiefs have a legitimate shot at winning the division.

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 01:18 PM
You forgot Jovan Belcher's ghost.

He's the sound guy. He'll be recording their music with a shotgun mic.

Sorter
05-14-2013, 01:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/sanfeng/HybridTrainingPart144.gif

Pasta Little Brioni
05-14-2013, 03:04 PM
Yeah, this place is a joke now

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 03:06 PM
Yeah, this place is a joke now

YOU'RE a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RealSNR
05-14-2013, 03:12 PM
Cut them all except Terrance Copper

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 03:13 PM
Cut them all except Terrance Copper

Can he play the steel guitar???

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 05:26 PM
Another impressive show of support for L John Silvers!

OrtonsPiercedTaint
05-14-2013, 05:32 PM
Medical marijuana will save the internet.

saphojunkie
05-14-2013, 05:37 PM
kill yourself.

KC native
05-14-2013, 07:23 PM
He's the sound guy. He'll be recording their music with a shotgun mic.

sweet that would be awesome

Exoter175
05-14-2013, 07:24 PM
It was a really tough call between Stanzi and LJS.

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2013, 10:56 PM
kill yourself.

Not one of the options, but I like your spirit!

007
05-15-2013, 12:04 AM
I think we should fire the whole damned city

Sorter
05-15-2013, 12:29 AM
It was a really tough call between Stanzi and LJS.

I like Stanzi but isn't even close. Hushpuppies FTW.

007
05-15-2013, 12:41 AM
Please call Stanzi by his real name.

Goldilocks

Thig Lyfe
05-15-2013, 08:48 AM
I like Stanzi but isn't even close. Hushpuppies FTW.

HA HA! MY MAN!

Simply Red
05-15-2013, 08:50 AM
Here is the dome, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
On the mike with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl

Chiefs=Champions
05-15-2013, 08:57 AM
Probably LongJohnSilvers.jpg. Probably.

Chiefs=Champions
05-15-2013, 08:58 AM
On one hand - LongJohnSilvers.jpg. On the other - merica.

Tough call. Tough call.

Thig Lyfe
05-15-2013, 09:19 AM
On one hand - LongJohnSilvers.jpg. On the other - merica.

Tough call. Tough call.

They're almost synonymous.

Simply Red
05-15-2013, 09:22 AM
They're almost synonymous.


I go to LJS for the paper boat hats and coleslaw. OH! and their tartar sauce!

Dave Lane
05-15-2013, 09:25 AM
I thought Cassel was the worst QB of all time? :hmmm:

Alex Smith is Matt Cassel. You ever see them stand side by side? Of course you haven't they are the same guy.

Thig Lyfe
05-15-2013, 10:02 AM
I go to LJS for the paper boat hats and coleslaw. OH! and their tartar sauce!

God Bless America!

ptlyon
05-15-2013, 11:03 AM
Please call Stanzi by his real name.

Spicoli

FYP

Thig Lyfe
05-16-2013, 09:07 AM
Alex Smith is Matt Cassel. You ever see them stand side by side? Of course you haven't they are the same guy.

#WHOA

Alex Smith 4Ever
05-16-2013, 09:13 AM
It's hilarious how many Chiefs "fans" love the idea of them being awful and hate improving

Thig Lyfe
05-16-2013, 10:11 AM
It's hilarious how many Chiefs "fans" love the idea of them being awful and hate improving

It's quite the opposite, good chap. It's the people who think doing shit like trading for Alex Smith is a good thing who hate improving.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-16-2013, 10:13 AM
LMAO this thread has teh truck!
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Sweet Daddy Hate
05-16-2013, 10:16 AM
Look at it this way: by the time Axl and Reid finish this latest clusterfuck, we can all pool our sofa change and BUY THIS MOTHERFUCKER AMIRITE????
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Sweet Daddy Hate
05-16-2013, 10:27 AM
My Administration:

Milkman; GM
Mecca: Director of player personnel or whatever Farmers job was( Mecca needs to see you in his office ).
Hamas Jenkins: Head of scouting.
Scouts: DJ's, Sacc, Sorter, CC. And we'll hold a poll for four more spots.
Voice of the Chiefs: Flopnuts.
KC Wolf: Salame
Groundskeeping: Bwana and Otter.
Toilet scrubbing and urinal cake replenisher: Hootie.
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Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-16-2013, 01:19 PM
STANZI
PALMER
BROOKS
GAINES

THE PERFECT FOUR-PART HARMONY

Yup.

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Thig Lyfe
05-16-2013, 01:29 PM
Yup.

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Can u plz photoshop an album cover with Stanzi, Palmer, Brooks & Gaines???

ChiefGator
05-16-2013, 01:30 PM
I wholeheartedly approve of this thread. I would the whole thing.

ndws
05-16-2013, 01:46 PM
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

IS THERE EVEN A ****ING POINT ANYMORE???

Shouldn't this team just cut all 52 players, fire all 78 coaches, and send all 316 front office chumps on a one-way trip to HELL??? I mean, can't we just save ourselves the embarrassment of another 16 game shit parade and can everybody before the season even begins? Let's book Arrowhead with 8 weeks of Garth Brooks shows so the popcorn vendors can keep their jobs and then just forget this team ever existed.

Who's with me???

I'm with you...BUT, who gets to stay on the roster?

Thig Lyfe
05-16-2013, 01:47 PM
I'm with you...BUT, who gets to stay on the roster?

MAYBE RICKY STANZI


MAYBE

Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-16-2013, 10:22 PM
Can u plz photoshop an album cover with Stanzi, Palmer, Brooks & Gaines???

I'm only on my 2nd beer right now. Maybe later I'll break out the MS Paint.

KC native
05-16-2013, 10:29 PM
I'm only on my 2nd beer right now. Maybe later I'll break out the MS Paint.

worthless raider fan is worthless

Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-16-2013, 10:37 PM
worthless raider fan is worthless

Who's tending your meth lab while you're typing? KA-BOOM!