On your honeymoon? Why not pick up a hooker

[Al Bundy]

http://4umf.com/groom-arrested-on-honeymoon-trying-to-pick-up-prostitute/

Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute

( 4UMF NEWS ) Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute:

The honeymoon is over for Mohammed Ahmed.

The 21-year-old Illinois man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute last week while he was honeymooning with his new wife in Florida.

Ahmed was among 92 people nabbed in a prostitution sweep conducted by Polk County Sheriff’s Office.

The alleged john answered an online ad, on website Backpage.com, which, to his horror, turned out to be planted by an undercover deputy as part of the four-day operation.

Ahmed left his newlywed in their room at the Omni Hotel in Champions Gate when he went off on his sojourn to pay for sex.

When he never returned, the worried bride called the sheriff’s office to report him missing.

She was quickly told he was in fine health – but wouldn’t be resuming the vacation because he was in a jail cell having been booked on charges of soliciting prostitution.

The catch of a husband was also charged with possession of marijuana.

During the four-day sting, police caught 12 pimps, 39 alleged prostitutes and 39 suspected johns.

One of the worst of the batch was 45-year-old youth minister Samuel Yoon from California who came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

‘Prostitution is illegal, and those who commit or who derive proceeds from this crime in Polk County can expect to go to jail,’ Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement.

‘The nexus between prostitution and other crime, such as illegal drugs, violence against women, and human trafficking is a real problem.’

He said whether it is on the street or online, prostitution is illegal and his office would continue to investigate and arrest those involved.

[dmahurin]

http://4umf.com/groom-arrested-on-honeymoon-trying-to-pick-up-prostitute/

Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute

( 4UMF NEWS ) Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute:

The honeymoon is over for Mohammed Ahmed.

The 21-year-old Illinois man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute last week while he was honeymooning with his new wife in Florida.

Ahmed was among 92 people nabbed in a prostitution sweep conducted by Polk County Sheriff’s Office.

The alleged john answered an online ad, on website Backpage.com, which, to his horror, turned out to be planted by an undercover deputy as part of the four-day operation.

Ahmed left his newlywed in their room at the Omni Hotel in Champions Gate when he went off on his sojourn to pay for sex.

When he never returned, the worried bride called the sheriff’s office to report him missing.

She was quickly told he was in fine health – but wouldn’t be resuming the vacation because he was in a jail cell having been booked on charges of soliciting prostitution.

The catch of a husband was also charged with possession of marijuana.

During the four-day sting, police caught 12 pimps, 39 alleged prostitutes and 39 suspected johns.

One of the worst of the batch was 45-year-old youth minister Samuel Yoon from California who came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

‘Prostitution is illegal, and those who commit or who derive proceeds from this crime in Polk County can expect to go to jail,’ Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement.

‘The nexus between prostitution and other crime, such as illegal drugs, violence against women, and human trafficking is a real problem.’

He said whether it is on the street or online, prostitution is illegal and his office would continue to investigate and arrest those involved.

Just visiting that state makes you go full retard apparently.

[CrazyPhuD]

And this is why you don't want to wait until your wedding night to find out your wife is that bad in bed.:hump:

[mikey23545]

Just visiting that state makes you go full retard apparently.

Nope.

Just like I've always said, there's nothing wrong with Florida - it's just you pieces of out of state trash that wander down here that make it look bad.

We should have built a fence at the the border a long time ago...

[TLO]

Nope.

Just like I've always said, there's nothing wrong with Florida - it's just you pieces of out of state trash that wander down here that make it look bad.

We should have built a fence at the the border a long time ago...

Not sure if serious?

[BlackHelicopters]

Horny dude.

[Rasputin]

Nope.

Just like I've always said, there's nothing wrong with Florida - it's just you pieces of out of state trash that wander down here that make it look bad.

We should have built a fence at the the border a long time ago...

:shake:

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[WV]

Guess he figured out quickly what all the magic wedding cake makes disappear in the bedroom.

[Dave Lane]

This is the winner

worst of the batch was 45-year-old youth minister Samuel Yoon from California who came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

[Prison Bitch]

How can a girl really be "bad in bed"? Has anyone really experienced this? I mean I haven't. I assume some do exist out there but they have to be rare. Any chick in her 20s should be good to go

[TambaBerry]

IF the girl just lays there and doesnt move hows that fun? If she can't get up and ride it, thats boring to. just having something to bang doesnt make it instantly fun.

[UberSparky]

Lots of women are lousy in bed. It's harder to find one great in the sack.

[bevischief]

:shake:

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This.

[gblowfish]

Man, if you can't get laid on your honeymoon, you have made a serious marital error...

[Saul Good]

IF the girl just lays there and doesnt move hows that fun? If she can't get up and ride it, thats boring to. just having something to bang doesnt make it instantly fun.

I've actually been with a couple girls who were on the other end of the spectrum...they were so crazy in bed that I was like, "holy shit, this is fucked up". The funny thing is that both were the perfect stereotype of a girl who seemed so sweet and innocent in public and then immediately turned into FREAKS as soon as no-one else was around.

It sounds cool, but it was too much.

Also, it dawns on me that the problems I had in my twenties sound like my fantasies in my thirties.

[Rain Man]

How can a girl really be "bad in bed"? Has anyone really experienced this? I mean I haven't. I assume some do exist out there but they have to be rare. Any chick in her 20s should be good to go

Yeah, it seems like it's like pizza. The judging scale starts at "pretty good" and goes up from there. Assuming of course the pizza doesn't give you herpes.

[Saul Good]

Yeah, it seems like it's like pizza. The judging scale starts at "pretty good" and goes up from there. Assuming of course the pizza doesn't give you herpes.

I'm not sure if that pizza would be really bad or really good.

[gblowfish]

I've actually been with a couple girls who were on the other end of the spectrum...they were so crazy in bed that I was like, "holy shit, this is ****ed up". The funny thing is that both were the perfect stereotype of a girl who seemed so sweet and innocent in public and then immediately turned into FREAKS as soon as no-one else was around.


Did she scream "RELEASE THE DEMONS!!!????"

[Rain Man]

It's possible that we're misunderstanding the situation. For all we know, his wife was a real minx and she said, "Honey, go out and get a hooker and a ten-pound bag of ice and let me put on a show for you." Was the guy carrying ice when he was arrested?

[Prison Bitch]

Yeah, it seems like it's like pizza. The judging scale starts at "pretty good" and goes up from there. Assuming of course the pizza doesn't give you herpes.

That's the thing. It's "saul good" really. Who has ever really had a chick just lay there and be motionless? If that ever happened maybe it's time to look in the mirror.

[Msmith]

Lowlights from the other 90 arrests include:

A 15-year-old girl from Sanford, arrested when she arrived at the undercover location offering to commit lewdness.

Police say a 36-year-old pimp named Quintone Pittman brought 20-year-old Amanda Worden to the undercover location to sell her services.

Cindy Lynn Bowles, 35, allegedly brought sex toys with her and told detectives she's "self-employed" and "likes to make people happy."

Ryan Wright, 18, was charged for allegedly pimping out his sister Rachel. He stayed behind in the car with Rachel's 2-year-old child while Rachel entered the undercover location. Both were arrested and charged with child cruelty, among other prostitution-related charges.

Jennifer Lopez, 32 -- not that Jennifer Lopez -- was arrested at the undercover location after attacking officers and trying to escape.

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/samuel-yoon-youth-minister_n_3272619.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

[Rain Man]

Cindy Lynn Bowles seems to have a noble cause in life. They should let her go.

[KCSPORTSNUT]

GO TO FLORIDA ON VACATION LEAVE ON PROBATION. Old saying from Bama for years.