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Stanley Nickels
05-17-2013, 11:31 AM
We had a day-long layover-- let's ride this karma train into the night, boys!!

CHOO-CHOO, MOTHER****ER!
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YOUR KANSAS CITY ROYALS:
Pitching
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/alt/448306.jpg
James Shields, RHP
2-3, 2.48 ERA
Shields is having a tough time cashing in a victory despite pitching extremely well. In each of his last two starts, he's gone eight innings. He shut out the White Sox and got a no-decision and then held the Yankees to two runs and lost.

Extra Stats:

Last 3 starts
23.0 innings pitched
Wins 1
Losses 1
ERA 1.57
Ks 21

Last 10 years Vs. Oakland
81.2 innings pitched
Wins 5
Losses 3
ERA 4.08
Ks 71

Last 5 years vs. OAK hitters
OAK Hitters AVG AB HR RBI
Daric Barton .385
Yoenis Cespedes .000
Coco Crisp .100
Josh Donaldson -
Nate Freiman -
John Jaso .000
Jed Lowrie .111
Luke Montz -
Brandon Moss .200
Derek Norris -
Adam Rosales .400
Seth Smith .000
Eric Sogard .000
Lineup
TBD

(oakland athletics):
Pitching
http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/519105.jpg
Jarrod Parker, RHP
2-5, 6.86 ERA
Parker issued a season-high four walks in his last start against the Mariners, but he limited them to three runs on just three hits with five strikeouts in 6 2/3 innings -- encouraging numbers for the struggling righty.

Extra Stats:
Last 3 starts
17.1 innings pitched
Wins
2
Losses
1
ERA
5.19
Ks
16
Last 10 years Vs. Kansas City
4.2 innings pitched
Wins
0
Losses
1
ERA
7.71
Ks
3
Last 5 years vs. KC hitters
KC Hitters AVG AB HR RBI
Billy Butler .000
Lorenzo Cain .000
Alcides Escobar .667
Jeff Francoeur .500
Chris Getz .000
Alex Gordon .333
Eric Hosmer .500
Elliot Johnson .500
George Kottaras -
David Lough -
Mike Moustakas .000
Salvador Perez .000
Miguel Tejada -

Lineup
TBD

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 11:33 AM
Let's go Royals

Don't fuck this up Ned.

BlackHelicopters
05-17-2013, 11:37 AM
Let's do it! Go Royals!

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 11:40 AM
He went to Jarrod and shit in his cap, but at least he went to Jarrods.

Ceej
05-17-2013, 11:40 AM
You da' man Stan.

Cephalic Trauma
05-17-2013, 11:43 AM
Nice OP:thumb:

Go Royals!

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 11:46 AM
It's official:

Bob Dutton ‏@Royals_Report 18m
#Royals put OF Jarrod Dyson on 15-day DL; recall OF David Lough from AAA Omaha. http://bit.ly/10Kgryn

Stanley Nickels
05-17-2013, 11:54 AM
Even MORE STATS in the spoilers for you coke-bottle-glasses wearing nerds. HHAHAHA I MADE FUN OF YOU AND CALLED YOU ALL NERDS. NERDS.

Cephalic Trauma
05-17-2013, 11:57 AM
Even MORE STATS in the spoilers for you coke-bottle-glasses wearing nerds. HHAHAHA I MADE FUN OF YOU AND CALLED YOU ALL NERDS. NERDS.

The gif was a nice touch.

C3HIEF3S
05-17-2013, 11:58 AM
In, Go Royals!

Curious to see what the lineup will look like tonight.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 12:07 PM
Even MORE STATS in the spoilers for you coke-bottle-glasses wearing nerds. HHAHAHA I MADE FUN OF YOU AND CALLED YOU ALL NERDS. NERDS.

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ChiTown
05-17-2013, 12:42 PM
It's official:

Bob Dutton ‏@Royals_Report 18m
#Royals put OF Jarrod Dyson on 15-day DL; recall OF David Lough from AAA Omaha. http://bit.ly/10Kgryn

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

HemiEd
05-17-2013, 12:48 PM
Hopefully they will start giving the Ace some run support!

Ceej
05-17-2013, 12:49 PM
Even MORE STATS in the spoilers for you coke-bottle-glasses wearing nerds. HHAHAHA I MADE FUN OF YOU AND CALLED YOU ALL NERDS. NERDS.

I thought we were all best friends.

ChiTown
05-17-2013, 12:53 PM
It's official:

Bob Dutton ‏@Royals_Report 18m
#Royals put OF Jarrod Dyson on 15-day DL; recall OF David Lough from AAA Omaha. http://bit.ly/10Kgryn

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

Archie F. Swin
05-17-2013, 12:54 PM
How Lough can you gough?

TLO
05-17-2013, 01:43 PM
Let's go Royals!

Bowser
05-17-2013, 02:02 PM
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TLO
05-17-2013, 03:38 PM
Predictions for tonight.

Royals finally give Shields some run support. Hosmer hits a HR. Moose goes 2-4 with a HR.

Royals win 6-1

Nightfyre
05-17-2013, 03:40 PM
We gotta take this one.

WhawhaWhat
05-17-2013, 03:41 PM
Predictions for tonight.

Royals finally give Shields some run support. Hosmer hits a HR. Moose goes 2-4 with a HR.

Royals win 6-1

Awfully lofty, but I'll take it!!!!

dmahurin
05-17-2013, 03:47 PM
Wouldn't mind it if this was repeated.

http://blogs.courant.com/redsox/coco.jpg

Three7s
05-17-2013, 04:27 PM
Predictions for tonight.

Royals finally give Shields some run support. Hosmer hits a HR. Moose goes 2-4 with a HR.

Royals win 6-1
Hosmer? A homer?

.....No

Priest31kc
05-17-2013, 04:55 PM
Joel Goldberg ‏@goldbergkc 17m
#Royals vs RHP Parker: Lough 9 Escobar 6 Gordon 7 Butler DH Hosmer 3 Cain 8 Moose 5 Perez 2 Johnson 4 Shields 1

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 04:59 PM
Nice, trying not to get too excited that Frenchy isnt playing again. Come on lough!

Nightfyre
05-17-2013, 04:59 PM
Wow, what a big fuck you to frenchy.

alnorth
05-17-2013, 05:06 PM
Rany Jazayerli ‏@jazayerli 12m
Give the Royals credit for handling Francoeur: they gave him 5 weeks to prove he deserved an everyday job, and when he didn't, he lost it.

Hopefully this isn't just a one-day thing. I'm fine with Frenchy being the 4th outfielder giving guys a day off, but thats it.

TLO
05-17-2013, 05:22 PM
Excited to see Lough in there.

BlackHelicopters
05-17-2013, 05:42 PM
Glad Lough is in the lineup.

Ceej
05-17-2013, 05:42 PM
This thread is already full of win.

lewdog
05-17-2013, 06:39 PM
Hey Frenchy, "Lough is here to take your spot!"

Until Dyson gets back.....

SnakeXJones
05-17-2013, 06:47 PM
Can we trade Frenchy for a bag of dog shit? or is that price too damn high

KcMizzou
05-17-2013, 07:26 PM
They'd better get Shields a win tonight.

Coach
05-17-2013, 07:40 PM
I have to say... Goldberg is a few baseballs short of running a baseball store... He asked Lough "How does it feel to get called up in the middle of the season" where I was thinking to myself "Uh, hey dumbass, it's not even close to the middle of the season?"

Dartgod
05-17-2013, 08:06 PM
It's official:

Bob Dutton ‏@Royals_Report 18m
#Royals put OF Jarrod Dyson on 15-day DL; recall OF David Lough from AAA Omaha. http://bit.ly/10Kgryn

What the hell happened?

I'm stuck in Raleigh, NC for work. Anyone got a stream?

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:12 PM
In fellow bitches

Great Expectations
05-17-2013, 08:14 PM
What the hell happened?

I'm stuck in Raleigh, NC for work. Anyone got a stream?

Ankle problem from climbing the wall Wednesday

Frenchy is still on the bench

Coach
05-17-2013, 08:16 PM
What the hell blue? Looked like a strike to me!

teedubya
05-17-2013, 08:21 PM
I'm here at this game... first row above the Royals dugout. I'd you know what I look like you may see me. I'm sitting in the players friends and family section. This stadium is a shithole.

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:22 PM
If anyone needs the stream

http://www.vipboxsports.me/Baseball/154811/1/oakland-athletics-vs-kansas-city-royals-live-stream-online.html

Ceej
05-17-2013, 08:24 PM
Where the fuck is everyone?

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:25 PM
Come on Billy

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:26 PM
Where the **** is everyone?

Mourning Dyson

Coach
05-17-2013, 08:26 PM
There we go. Good slap, Hos.

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 08:26 PM
There we go Hos!

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:27 PM
Ugly, but it works

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:27 PM
Good base hit. But yeah, where the hell is everyone?

Ceej
05-17-2013, 08:27 PM
Mourning Dyson

Hey girl!!

Lough made contact. Already an upgrade over Frenchy.

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:29 PM
Haven't had that happen in quite awhile

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:30 PM
LMAO

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 08:30 PM
Hosmer doesnt remember how to act on the bases it has been so long.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 08:30 PM
Good take out the pitcher.

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:31 PM
Were a hell of a lot better team when we run. Even when shit like that happens occasionally

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:37 PM
How long has it been since we had 2 of the top 5 pitchers in the AL with the lowest ERA?

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:41 PM
Time for a double play

Coach
05-17-2013, 08:44 PM
Good infield D.

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:44 PM
Good play

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 08:44 PM
Good enough!

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:47 PM
Got to get the bats going

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:48 PM
Salvy's bat has been amazing. He's quietly over .300

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:48 PM
Double base hit!

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 08:48 PM
God bless salvi

petegz28
05-17-2013, 08:49 PM
weak call, ump

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:49 PM
Pete in 3, 2, 1...

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:49 PM
Wasn't a strike..

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:50 PM
weak call, ump

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Coach
05-17-2013, 08:50 PM
LOUGH!

petegz28
05-17-2013, 08:50 PM
Lough with the RBI and the hustle double!

Ceej
05-17-2013, 08:50 PM
Thatta baby D-Lo.

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:50 PM
There's a run! And a 2 base hit!

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Lough taking advantage. w00t

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Welcome to the team, Lough

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Now THAT was a head first slide

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
David Lough! Hey frenchy go fuck yourself.

Mr_Tomahawk
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Batting 500

Pablo
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Nice work Dave.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Just throw another shovel of dirt on Frenchy's grave

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
David Lough! Hey frenchy go **** yourself.

:thumb:

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 08:53 PM
Hope Shields can make that run stand up.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 08:54 PM
Third inning lead lets get some outs and keep it that way.

rageeumr
05-17-2013, 08:55 PM
Where can I get my Lough Quarter T-Shirt?

-King-
05-17-2013, 08:55 PM
Frenchy, you're gone.

Coach
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
Sit your ass down.

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
We should trade frenchy to oakland.

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
Nice play

Coach
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
Sweet D by Hos.

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
Frenchy, you're gone.

Wht about bacon Tuesdays on Friday?

petegz28
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
Sweet play, Hosmer!

Ceej
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BACON CORNER

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 08:57 PM
Where can I get my Lough Quarter T-Shirt?

Friends in Lough Places

Ceej
05-17-2013, 08:58 PM
Friends in Lough Places

You got minor league jokes.

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 09:03 PM
Can't hardly get Gordon out

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:08 PM
Hosmer needs to fucking relax.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 09:08 PM
Hosmer now hitting .207 with RISP

teedubya
05-17-2013, 09:13 PM
Escobar threw a ball up by me in the stands... it hits a 10 year old(ish) Asian girl in the glove, she misses it... I get it and then give it to her. She runs off with it and didn't say thank you. If she wasnt wearing a Royals Jersey, id assume she was a Raiders fan.

Coach
05-17-2013, 09:13 PM
Great AB by Cain.

ChiTown
05-17-2013, 09:14 PM
Hosmer grounding out softly to the 1st or 2nd baseman has become a way too common occurrence, especially with RISP.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 09:14 PM
C'mon, Moose

Great Expectations
05-17-2013, 09:14 PM
Moose is definitely who we want up here

Coach
05-17-2013, 09:15 PM
Hosmer grounding out softly to the 1st or 2nd baseman has become a way too common occurrence, especially with RISP.

Ross Gload v.2

Ceej
05-17-2013, 09:15 PM
You know it's bad when my girlfriend (a converted Brewers fan) knows the inning is over when Moose comes up.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 09:16 PM
Christ

Hos and Moose just black holes in the lineup

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:18 PM
Every time moose is up: swing, he looks disgusted as the ball lazily falls into whoevers glove is under his lame ass pop up. Every fucking time.

petegz28
05-17-2013, 09:19 PM
SHOT THAT BITCH!

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:19 PM
You know it's bad when my girlfriend (a converted Brewers fan) knows the inning is over when Moose comes up.

Have you been to miller park?

Fuck frenchy!!! I love Lough!!!!! :thumb:

Coach
05-17-2013, 09:19 PM
Adios Francouer. We found a sufficient replacement.

Great Expectations
05-17-2013, 09:19 PM
Wow Lough Makin plays!

rageeumr
05-17-2013, 09:20 PM
But if we sit Frenchy, we lose his arm.....

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 09:20 PM
Lough! Fuck your rag arm Frenchy.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 09:20 PM
Kick Ass nice throw Lough !


Nice getting that out

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 09:20 PM
Since hitting his third HR in three days on May 10, Moose is now 1 for 24

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:20 PM
But if we sit Frenchy, we lose his arm.....

Merely a flesh wound!!!

Ceej
05-17-2013, 09:21 PM
Have you been to miller park?

**** frenchy!!! I love Lough!!!!! :thumb:

Nope.

Drove by. It looks fucking bad assed though. Hopefully next year.

Coach
05-17-2013, 09:21 PM
Oh I don't know about that one blue.... sure looked like a strike to me....

Great Expectations
05-17-2013, 09:21 PM
Frenchy would've thrown him out at third, same result.

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:22 PM
Frenchy would've thrown him out at third, same result.

Your name says it all... Good for you!! Keep that optimism.

petegz28
05-17-2013, 09:23 PM
Since hitting his third HR in three days on May 10, Moose is now 1 for 24

but, but, but......Yost said Moose "is back"!?!?

Coach
05-17-2013, 09:24 PM
Sit your ass down.

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 09:24 PM
Don't remember too many pitchers who would throw a changeup as their featured pitch

petegz28
05-17-2013, 09:24 PM
Let's get Shields some run support, k?

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 09:25 PM
Yes a strike out.

Good inning.


I think the bats are going to come alive top of the 5th for the Royals if the A's pitcher arm is tired.

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:25 PM
Nope.

Drove by. It looks ****ing bad assed though. Hopefully next year.

I went last year for the first time and it was an awesome experience. Great people, great beer, great park. It's no match for the K, but it's a damn near perfect park. Engineering marvel to my untrained eye.

rageeumr
05-17-2013, 09:26 PM
Moose should be required to wear Mendoza's jersey until such a time that he keeps his average above .200 for an entire month.

Ceej
05-17-2013, 09:28 PM
I went last year for the first time and it was an awesome experience. Great people, great beer, great park. It's no match for the K, but it's a damn near perfect park. Engineering marvel to my untrained eye.

It's a shame Bernie no longer slides into beer. :(

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:30 PM
Rex sniffing glue??

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 09:31 PM
Rex sniffing glue??

Hudler loves bringing up older dudes from the minors. Gives him a chance to practice his motivational speeches

Toadkiller
05-17-2013, 09:32 PM
Hey Ned, about time to pull Shields.

Ceej
05-17-2013, 09:34 PM
Good thing a whistle is allowed in the ballpark! :thumb:

TLO
05-17-2013, 09:37 PM
Just got home from work. Who has our RBI tonight?

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 09:37 PM
Hudler loves bringing up older dudes from the minors. Gives him a chance to practice his motivational speeches

A fucking classic

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Coach
05-17-2013, 09:37 PM
Sit your ass down.

Ceej
05-17-2013, 09:37 PM
Just got home from work. Who has our RBI tonight?

D-Lo.

TLO
05-17-2013, 09:40 PM
Very nice... Frenchy is as good as gone

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 09:40 PM
Nice pitching K K K K K

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 09:42 PM
I've been watching all night. Very impressed with Lough tonight. He definitely looks like he's playing balls out to earn a job. Refreshing. Moose and Hos are killing this lineup. They've both been crap with RISP.

Shields has been Shields. Need to score a couple more runs for him right here.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 09:48 PM
Billy doesn't seem to get a decent read off this guy. One run off this shitball is embarrassing.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 09:49 PM
I hope the Hanson family does the Aristocrat joke with Jan, the Toyota Chick.

KevB
05-17-2013, 09:50 PM
Billy doesn't seem to get a decent read off this guy. One run off this shitball is embarrassing.

Leave it to the Royals to allow a struggling pitcher to get well

PunkinDrublic
05-17-2013, 09:50 PM
Goddammit I'm tired of our hitters pulling this shit and having stupid at bats.

chiefsfan987
05-17-2013, 09:52 PM
I've been watching all night. Very impressed with Lough tonight. He definitely looks like he's playing balls out to earn a job. Refreshing. Moose and Hos are killing this lineup. They've both been crap with RISP.

Shields has been Shields. Need to score a couple more runs for him right here.

Pretty much. If Ned is going to go to the bullpen we're going to need more than one run. Even though we have a pretty decent bullpen they almost always give up a run.

TLO
05-17-2013, 09:54 PM
Shields pitching like a boss

BigMeatballDave
05-17-2013, 09:55 PM
Per usual, no run support for Shields.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 09:55 PM
We should let Frenchy go home with those Oakland Bacon Eating Assholes out in right field.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 09:55 PM
Might be a chance to squeeze 8 IP out of Shields

BigMeatballDave
05-17-2013, 09:55 PM
Goddammit I'm tired of our hitters pulling this shit and having stupid at bats.

Shitty management. Shitty staff.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 09:55 PM
Give us the Lough down. Lough with the pop catch to end the inning.

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 09:56 PM
Dammit we need to put some runs on the board NOW.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 09:57 PM
And Hosmer with a weak grounder to second. Jesus. He has no power numbers this year at all.

Kidd Lex
05-17-2013, 09:57 PM
Hosmers at bat....shocking.

TLO
05-17-2013, 09:58 PM
Predictions for tonight.

Royals finally give Shields some run support. Hosmer hits a HR. Moose goes 2-4 with a HR.

Royals win 6-1

What an idiot.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 09:59 PM
This Parker guy is running out of steam.

ChiTown
05-17-2013, 09:59 PM
And Hosmer with a weak grounder to second. Jesus. He has no power numbers this year at all.

Swinging a whiffle ball bat.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 09:59 PM
C'mon, Moose, get hold of one

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:00 PM
And Moose with another Can of Corn....three in a row tonight. He must be dipping his shoulder or something.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:00 PM
Hos and Moose, the Butch and Sundance of failure

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:00 PM
Our offense sucks midget nuts.

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 10:01 PM
Moose is closer to finding his stroke then Hosmer is right now

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:01 PM
And Moose with another Can of Corn....three in a row tonight. He must be dipping his shoulder or something.

They'll "fix" him again so he can have another 10-game hot streak ... until he sucks again.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:02 PM
Seriously, how long can you keep a .150 bat in the lineup? Play Tejada for a week. Let Moose think about it.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:03 PM
Weeee

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:03 PM
If Shields gets a no decision or loss in this game, I'm gonna be major pissed.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:04 PM
If Shields gets a no decision or loss in this game, I'm gonna be major pissed.

I'm already preparing myself for it.

I'm also waiting for someone to break out the "I don't care if your team only scores one run for you, if you're an ace you have to shut the other team out. This one's on Shields."

teedubya
05-17-2013, 10:05 PM
I'm sitting beside Hosmer's brother and Dad. What should I say to them?

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:05 PM
Hos and Moose, the Butch and Sundance of failure

They're both stru-g-g-l-ing the way Joe Namath says stru-g-g-l-ing to Suzi Kolber.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:05 PM
Fucking Tigers and Indians..

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:06 PM
I'm sitting beside Hosmer's brother and Dad. What should I say to them?

Start looking at apartments in the greater Omaha area.

BigMeatballDave
05-17-2013, 10:06 PM
Moose is closer to finding his stroke then Hosmer is right now

How do you figure? Hos is hitting around . 060 higher.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:07 PM
OBNOXIOUS SOUNDS AT THE BALLPARK!!!!

YEEEEE HAW!!

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:07 PM
Fuck

-King-
05-17-2013, 10:07 PM
Thought that would happen.

Al Bundy
05-17-2013, 10:07 PM
Shit.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 10:07 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:08 PM
Not surprised in the least

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:08 PM
Fuck me running.
Seriously.
I hate Oakland. I fucking Hate Oakland.

petegz28
05-17-2013, 10:09 PM
It was a matter of time......keeping teams scoreless is so against the odds

Our offense, once again, has butt fucked Shields

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:09 PM
Good thing we can't get Shields any fucking run support. This team...

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 10:09 PM
God damnit

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:10 PM
Sit bitch

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:10 PM
Did you see how beat up that drinking fountain was in the Oakland Dugout? What a bunch of cheap pricks. Man, spend $500 on a new water fountain, this is major league baseball you bush league cheap ass field hippies....

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:10 PM
Son of a bitch. They OWE it to Shields to find a way to get him a win. Which means, he gets through this inning unscathed further, and this sputtering offense finds a damned way to score some runs.

For God's sake, he gets NO run support. NONE.

If Shields loses or gets a no-decision, the rest of the team should fly commercial on a Russian plane while Shields gets a gulfstream. So pissed.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:10 PM
KKKKKK

wazu
05-17-2013, 10:11 PM
Shields has allowed a single run. Failure. Headed for a loss, like the loser he is. Loser.

chiefsfan987
05-17-2013, 10:11 PM
How many more innings will it take for our offense to plate one more run? Any guesses?

PunkinDrublic
05-17-2013, 10:11 PM
****ing Tigers and Indians..

Yup the fucking dogshit talent Indians manage to win with a walkoff homer and our hitters get stymied again by a fucking nobody. We deserve to be in last.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:11 PM
Star Trek fireworks... that sounds interesting.

MeatRock
05-17-2013, 10:12 PM
I just don't understand why this team is so fucking goddamn stupid with the bats.

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:12 PM
Atta boy James. One more.

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 10:12 PM
How many more innings will it take for our offense to plate one more run? Any guesses?5

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
He's going to no decision. He's over 100 pitches. They'll bring Herrera next inning, and Shields will be screwed again.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
God damn Shields is filthy

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
Sit down you bitch.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
Shields responds with a vengeance

silver5liter
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
Hahahaha I want a gif of that

wazu
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
I'm starting to believe the theory that runs just make Shields more pissed off, and cause him to pitch better.

petegz28
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
If Gordon and Butler aren't hitting we aren't scoring....or so it seems anymore

MeatRock
05-17-2013, 10:14 PM
God damn Shields is filthy

So is our hitting.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:14 PM
Shields with fucking ridiculous numbers this year. And he's 2-3.

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:14 PM
It is the moral responsibility of the offense to score THIS inning. No excuses, no more of this futile crap.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:14 PM
It's a goddamn shame for a guy to pitch that well, and get a no decision. Just sucks.

tk13
05-17-2013, 10:14 PM
Shocked at that turn of events there. If only Ned had gone to the bullpen earlier!

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:15 PM
Butler must have pigged out on Fisherman's Wharf on the off day yesterday. He seems really lethargic tonight. Hopefully we'll pound the new meat.

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:16 PM
We score this inning, and Shields still can win.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:16 PM
Frenchy PH HR for Lough?

wazu
05-17-2013, 10:17 PM
Shocked at that turn of events there. If only Ned had gone to the bullpen earlier!

Maybe if it was the ninth inning, and Shields was about to get a complete game shutout, Ned would have decided to pull him.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:18 PM
Yeah. That's not a fucking strike blue!!! JFC

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
Annnnnnnd that should be ball 4

ChiefsCountry
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
So I'm following this thread at the bar without seeing the score, I'm thinking its a blowout. Switch to ESPN.com its a tie game lol.
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Ceej
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
Nice!!

wazu
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
Go Lough!

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
Nice! Set up the run!

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
But D-Lo says FUCK you blue. I'm geting a base hit instead.

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
Lough da man

stonedstooge
05-17-2013, 10:20 PM
Lough making the most of his chance

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:20 PM
Is he the only one on this damn team that understands the urgency of this inning?

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 10:20 PM
C'mon Esky

silver5liter
05-17-2013, 10:20 PM
Oh bull fucking shit

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 10:20 PM
Great call ump

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:20 PM
Well, even if we lose this game tonight, at least Lough has had a chance to show what he can do. He's played a great game tonight. These other limp dick starters ought to be ashamed to play the way they've played tonight, being shown up from a guy fresh off the bus in Omaha.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
...sigh

petegz28
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
wow, we just got fucked and that will probably cost us the game

Ceej
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
Esky has been hot garbage tonight.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
LOUGH GOT SCREWED THE GLOVE DIDN"T TOUCH HIM

siberian khatru
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
Esky king of the DP

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
Lough was safe. Guy missed the tag. That's a homer call.

CaliforniaChief
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
Good Lord.

Send Shields out for another inning. I don't care.

beer bacon
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
wow, we just got ****ed and that will probably cost us the game

What is going to cost us the game is scoring one run off a pitcher with a 9.61 home ERA.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 10:21 PM
FUCK

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:22 PM
Where's that whore Jan at??? I need to have angry sex with her.

MeatRock
05-17-2013, 10:22 PM
Shields fucked once again.

petegz28
05-17-2013, 10:23 PM
I don't know what the fuck happened that inning..

The plate Ump who has been pretty good all night suddenly expanded the zone
The 2nd base Ump fucked us


Escobar needs a game off

silver5liter
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Game over

Pablo
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Motherfucker.

-King-
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Fuck this team. Smfh.

MeatRock
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Welp thats game.

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Did I mention I FUCKING HATE OAKLAND?

AussieChiefsFan
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Fuck

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Good grief Charley Brown

wazu
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Shields = loser.

beer bacon
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Getting out powered by the Oakland Athletics. FUckkkkkkkkkkkk

Ceej
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Let the window licker hit a bomb.

MeatRock
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Fucking stupid.

tk13
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Mother puss bucket on a crutch.

Rasputin
05-17-2013, 10:24 PM
fuck fuck fuck

PunkinDrublic
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
God Fucking Dammit!

Ceej
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
Is that a real major league player?

gblowfish
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
I can't believe we're losing to the worthless pukes.

KC_Connection
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
Shields = loser.
I hope you mean the Royals offense is the loser.

petegz28
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
and that's your ballgame......3rd place Royals

MeatRock
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
This team is garbage outside of our pitching.

TLO
05-17-2013, 10:25 PM
..........