When it's time to turn in your Man Card

[petegz28]

Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.


:facepalm:

[Buehler445]

That would be an appropriate time.

[Hammock Parties]

Checking out other men at the gym?

Time to turn in your man card.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Maybe it was a stripper delivery.

[petegz28]

Checking out other men at the gym?

Time to turn in your man card.

Well, he wasn't at the gym, so suck it :evil:

[Jewish Rabbi]

Lots of guys tan.

[listopencil]

http://www.ericdatz.com/m51974.jpg

[petegz28]

Lots of guys tan.

It isn't the tanning.....it's the carrying your tanning oil in a fake bedroll on your motor-scooter.

Methinks had this guy been rolling with some true Bikers and did that he would either be their bitch or just get his ass flat stomped.

[CrazyPhuD]

Was there a laundramat nearby? GTL for life! ROFL

[Rasputin]

He wasn't bringing it for his girl friend to rub all over her with?

[MOhillbilly]

My eldest stepsons girlfriends father is this type of biker douche. Even belongs to a douchey mc. Fuckin queer.

[Mr. Kotter]

Lots of gay guys tan.

FYP ;)

[Thig Lyfe]

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

[petegz28]

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

So it was you on the scooter???? :evil:

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I started working on my tan at the pool today. Bronze > pale white

[cosmo20002]

Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.


:facepalm:

So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.

Well to be fair, it's one of his better threads

[petegz28]

So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.

Sorry, man. I tend to forget you are a metrosexual and the idea of a guy having a fake bedroll to carry his tanning oil on his motorcycle is something you wish you had thought of for yourself.

My bad.

[Earthling]

Unless he steps on my toes on the way in, I really wouldn't care wtf he was doing there...

[Lumpy]

Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

You're gym is obviously not across the street from my tanning salon. LMAO

[Consistent1]

Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.


:facepalm:

You are an idiot. Tanning actually makes people feel better. You are just a tough CP bitch.

[Psyko Tek]

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

so how many years ago did yours get taken away?


I really hate faux bikers
if you are out in the wind,this time of year you are getting a tan

[Consistent1]

so how many years ago did yours get taken away?


I really hate faux bikers
if you are out in the wind,this time of year you are getting a tan

Yeah, on about 1/3 of your body.

[mikey23545]

Damn, Pete, you started a metrosexual stampede!

Hope you didn't get trampled under their sharp little high heels...LMAO

[bevischief]

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

You never had one.

[Simplicity]

Your first problem is you were doing rows. And your 2nd is checking out all the under-aged girls go into tan. Dude. 3rd is you watch the guy long enough to know exactly he was doing... Where's your man card?

[Simplicity]

Bitches be trippin when I be tricep dippin.

[bowener]

I don't know what a bedroll is, and I don't give a shit. I also give no shits about what another man does as long as it isn't harming me or anybody else.

[TinyEvel]

I think you have to turn in your mancard just to comment on this thread!

ohwait...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeah, on about 1/3 of your body.

At most. Full face helmet, jeans, possibly a light pair of gloves for better grip. Maybe you don't cover your arms with any kind of a riding jacket... I'd say 20 percent or less.

[FlaChief58]

At most. Full face helmet, jeans, possibly a light pair of gloves for better grip. Maybe you don't cover your arms with any kind of a riding jacket... I'd say 20 percent or less.

REAL men ride naked

[rockymtnchief]

REAL men ride naked

The wind slapping my giant cock against my chest would kill me!- CP'er

[Braincase]

With the history of skin cancer afflicting my family members living(dying) in Arizona, any unnecessary tanning time is stooooooopid.

[Saccopoo]

Bitches be trippin when I be tricep dippin.

Holy shit...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL Talk about a perfect example of a Chiefsplanet thread for anyone who is curious what this place is like.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I don't know what a bedroll is, and I don't give a shit. I also give no shits about what another man does as long as it isn't harming me or anybody else.

I think a bedroll is similar to a rickroll but not sure.

[jspchief]

The wind slapping my giant cock against my chest would kill me!- CP'er

My cock is much too large to be moved by wind.

[Earthling]

lol And the radio announcer was just talking about a stiff breeze...

[bevischief]

Can we say douche bag?

[rockymtnchief]

My cock is much too large to be moved by wind.

:clap:LMAO

And mines too large to be carried by motorcyle.

This is how I roll!

http://www.builtritehandlers.com/images/products/gallery/attachments/skid-steer-grapples-1-full.jpg

[RNR]

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

You were turned down again weren't you :shake:

[TambaBerry]

Some people tan because they have skin problems that the tanning helps with.

[mikey23545]

Some people tan because they have skin problems that the tanning helps with.

I'm sure that must be about .04% of all people you see walking into a tanning salon.

[Fish]

Some people tan because they have skin problems that the tanning helps with.

Tanning does cause the body to make Vitamin D, which is really important for the skin and body. But it's also pretty dangerous. The UV exposure is super concentrated, and can do a lot more harm than good. Even in low moderation.

[ClevelandBronco]

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

Leaving aside stupid and trite for the moment, it's supposed to be insulting. I guess it's doing its job on some level.

[CoMoChief]

There's only 1 time a man should fake bake...

It's before you go on a vacation to a tropical place. It's smart to tan a little before you go so your skin can get somewhat accustomed to the tropical sun

[TambaBerry]

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/psoriasis-8/psoriasis-skin-care-tips

[Sandy Vagina]

I think a man or woman tanning like this is pretty lame.. but it's a strange and superficial world. It doesn't affect me, and doesn't hurt anyone (but maybe themselves), so it's trivial and not worth much thought.

[petegz28]

Again, it's not about a guy tanning. It's about the "I'm a tough biker guy but not really" thing. I mean you have a fake bedroll that makes it look like you're some big time biker and it turns out not only is the bedroll fake, it's your carrier for your copper tone!!!

Lmao

[suzzer99]

You're like the gym version of the gossippy old biddy looking out her window keeping tabs on what everyone in the neighborhood is doing.

[petegz28]

You're like the gym version of the gossippy old biddy looking out her window keeping tabs on what everyone in the neighborhood is doing.

Lol.... Uh.... Okay

[J Diddy]

Again, it's not about a guy tanning. It's about the "I'm a tough biker guy but not really" thing. I mean you have a fake bedroll that makes it look like you're some big time biker and it turns out not only is the bedroll fake, it's your carrier for your copper tone!!!

Lmao

Crazy thing. I go to Cardiac rehab 3 times a week and as I'm working out (facing windows) I don't even bother to look out the windows for other dudes on motorcycles. Let alone what they carry in their bike.

[NWTF]

There's only 1 time a man should fake bake...

It's before you go on a vacation to a tropical place. It's smart to tan a little before you go so your skin can get somewhat accustomed to the tropical sun

Exactly.

[petegz28]

Crazy thing. I go to Cardiac rehab 3 times a week and as I'm working out (facing windows) I don't even bother to look out the windows for other dudes on motorcycles. Let alone what they carry in their bike.

When there is a ton of hottie milfs going in that place you tough it through the occasional male. Having said that if you are facing a window that has female hotness walking by it and you don't take notice the check the thread title is all i will say

[J Diddy]

When there is a ton of hottie milfs going in that place you tough it through the occasional male. Having said that if you are facing a window that has female hotness walking by it and you don't take notice the check the thread title is all i will say
LMAO, hopefully you don't eye rape them as you did the biker guy.

[petegz28]

LMAO, hopefully you don't eye rape them as you did the biker guy.

Ok, that was funny.... Sorta lol

[petegz28]

Tanning does cause the body to make Vitamin D, which is really important for the skin and body. But it's also pretty dangerous. The UV exposure is super concentrated, and can do a lot more harm than good. Even in low moderation.

20 minutes in the sun is approximately 3 days worth of vitamin d and its free

[petegz28]

Some people tan because they have skin problems that the tanning helps with.

Again, not about the tanning. Dude rolled up on his bike like he was a hardcore biker but failed. It's like the guy who sticks a cobra emblem on his v6 mustang.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Most bikers are actually pussies, I don't know how many I've talked to that have a voice like a little girl . They got all the tatoos and long hair and stuff and then you talk to them and it hurts their little feelings when you just start laughing.

[WhiteWhale]

Fake baked tans look like shit.

I don't care either way. If you like having the skin texture and color of a basketball, it's a great way to achieve that look.

[Bob Dole]

Most bikers are actually pussies, I don't know how many I've talked to that have a voice like a little girl . They got all the tatoos and long hair and stuff and then you talk to them and it hurts their little feelings when you just start laughing.

You realize Bob Dole can see your posts?

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

I don't get the black leather with studed silver/chrome accessories. It's a jumped the shark kinda thing.