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Bump
05-19-2013, 08:18 PM
I know you guys are having too much fun in the hootie thread, but this is cereal.

Lately, I've been hearing people say stuff like "only idiots from North America call themselves Americans." I usually respond "Everybody in North America calls themselves Americans?"

I've only recently begun to hear this. This must be something new, it's quite baffling.

To be fair, it's usually nerdy kids playing Path of Exile or some other PC game I'm playing. There will be a discussion about it every other day or so in the general chat. I've never heard anybody say this in person.

But what is the deal here? It's not just one time or one guy saying stupid shit like this, it happens a lot. Like it's improper for us to refer to ourselves as "Americans." Is this improper?

Should we call ourselves United States of Americans? or United Statsians? lol, I don't think so.

I'm guessing that some people probably took a latin american class or some shit and their professor told them it's not the correct thing to say or some shit.

I imagine these people are from other countries. No American is going to give somebody a hard time because they referred to themselves as an American.

And FTR, this isn't some proud to be an American speech or some bullshit like that. There are 20 other countries I'd rather live in.

So if we cared about pleasing those people, what would you call yourself? poll coming

I'm sure most don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

TL:DR people from other countries don't like it when we call ourselves 'Americans' or say we are from 'America'

Hootie
05-19-2013, 08:19 PM
this thread is lock worthy

Exoter175
05-19-2013, 08:20 PM
I was born and currently reside in the United States of America

I'm an American.

Shogun
05-19-2013, 08:20 PM
Yanks?

MOhillbilly
05-19-2013, 08:21 PM
this thread is lock worthy

2nd

DaFace
05-19-2013, 08:23 PM
I think it's just other NA/SA countries that have an issue with it. When I've traveled in Europe, that seems to be the preferred name for us. People say we are from "America" and that we are "American".

Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 08:24 PM
Everywhere around the world, they're coming to America
Every time the flag's unfurled, they're coming to America

TODAY!!

BigRedChief
05-19-2013, 08:25 PM
Where is the "American" option? Poll fail.

stevieray
05-19-2013, 08:27 PM
drove my chevy to the levee
but the levee was dry

Mr. Laz
05-19-2013, 08:30 PM
I was born and currently reside in the United States of America

I'm an American.

Where is the "American" option? Poll fail.
these

Fish
05-19-2013, 08:31 PM
I don't really care what the douche kids you play games with think. I'm an American....

teedubya
05-19-2013, 08:36 PM
#Murica

TrebMaxx
05-19-2013, 08:45 PM
Where is the "American" option? Poll fail.

This.

Scorp
05-19-2013, 08:47 PM
I am a little offended "White Trash" wasn't an option.

Psyko Tek
05-19-2013, 08:47 PM
I mostly go by Brad

Al Bundy
05-19-2013, 08:51 PM
"Honky"

Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 08:56 PM
"Honky"

N*******

DEAD Honky.

LiveSteam
05-19-2013, 08:58 PM
A dirty rotten son of a bitch
dam proud of it to

hometeam
05-19-2013, 09:02 PM
merica.

Setsuna
05-19-2013, 09:14 PM
Gaz isn't an option. Blow this thread up! I call myself Wesley.

Valiant
05-19-2013, 09:20 PM
What other countries have America in its name?

When I talk to my friends from Europe, they generally refer to themselves from their country not region.

Sorter
05-19-2013, 09:25 PM
Gringo?

Earthling
05-19-2013, 09:25 PM
Earthling covers it..for now.

morphius
05-19-2013, 09:34 PM
I'd tell them that Americans is just the short version of we are from the USA, if they want to claim the name, maybe their country could have put America in their name as well. If they bitch some more, apologize for deporting their uncle...

BigRedChief
05-19-2013, 09:47 PM
I'd tell them that Americans is just the short version of we are from the USA, if they want to claim the name, maybe their country could have put America in their name as well. If they bitch some more, apologize for deporting their uncle...

ROFL

ClevelandBronco
05-19-2013, 09:48 PM
I call myself done with this piece of shit.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
05-19-2013, 09:50 PM
TEXAN




Not really

listopencil
05-19-2013, 09:54 PM
I refer to myself as a renegade of funk. Poll fail.

Rain Man
05-19-2013, 10:19 PM
I call myself an innovator, a patriot, and a defender of freedom. I call myself the bright shining beacon of hope in the world, and the future of mankind. I call myself a free thinker, an individualist, and a voter at the tiller of the greatest nation this world has ever seen. I call myself...an American.

2bikemike
05-19-2013, 11:21 PM
I was walking down the street in Ireland last summer during a Horse Racing Festival. A group of drunk Irishmen came up to me and said " Hey your an Amreican, come and drink some Pints with us." My wife asked how they knew I was an American? and they said "He has an American head"

So I guess since I have an American head I call myself an American.

AussieChiefsFan
05-19-2013, 11:24 PM
I always use the word "American" when referring to someone from the US. I dunno what all this hubbub is about. If they're from Canada or Mexico, or from any else in North or South America, Ill just say where they're from, ie Mexican, Canadian.

J Diddy
05-19-2013, 11:26 PM
I tell people I'm Jeff. Jeff from Missouri.

They usually accept it.

WhitiE
05-20-2013, 03:29 AM
We're all living in America,
America is wunderbar.
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.

Dave Lane
05-20-2013, 07:07 AM
If I'm in a foreign country thats iffy I normally say I'm Canadian.

WhawhaWhat
05-20-2013, 07:27 AM
American.

In 2006, I went to Europe for 3 weeks when I was just out of college. The only people I met that gave me any shit about being an American were Canadians. Everyone else was extremely cool.

Radar Chief
05-20-2013, 07:47 AM
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause' I speak of the pompetous of love

Predarat
05-20-2013, 07:54 AM
I call myself a fat white racist prejudiced bigoted ignorant sonofabitch tool.

boogblaster
05-20-2013, 10:08 AM
ib gangster ...

BucEyedPea
05-20-2013, 10:12 AM
American Patriot

Donger
05-20-2013, 10:13 AM
American.

BucEyedPea
05-20-2013, 10:13 AM
American Tory

FYP

Donger
05-20-2013, 10:14 AM
FYP

Listen, I don't really mind that you keep humping my leg, but it would be nice if you'd eventually finish.

BucEyedPea
05-20-2013, 10:14 AM
Nope

gblowfish
05-20-2013, 10:14 AM
I'm partial to "Imperialist Pig Dog" or "Running Dog Jackall of the Bourgeois."

Donger
05-20-2013, 10:28 AM
Nope

That's fine. Your staying power is impressive, though.

Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-20-2013, 06:24 PM
Where's the option for "Not a single damn is given what idiots in other countries think"?

They hate me cuz they ain't me.

Only butt-hurt people living in a country conquered by the Spanish or Portuguese would think this stuff up.

Look at the countries in which those people live. Yeah, thanks for your input, random poor person.

BlackHelicopters
05-20-2013, 06:25 PM
Alexican.

Rausch
05-20-2013, 06:29 PM
I am a little offended "White Trash" wasn't an option.

I didn't know you hat a pit...

Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-20-2013, 06:34 PM
I call myself an AMERICAN. Don't like it? Armbar.

BigMeatballDave
05-20-2013, 07:22 PM
I'm David

Kyle DeLexus
05-20-2013, 07:45 PM
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listopencil
05-20-2013, 07:59 PM
That's fine. Your staying power is impressive, though.

What? You don't enjoy foreplay?

kcxiv
05-20-2013, 08:54 PM
Mexican American. Born in the US, Dad is, but mom is from the motherland!

Kyle DeLexus
05-20-2013, 09:03 PM
Mexican American. Born in the US, Dad is, but mom is from the motherland!

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Pasta Little Brioni
05-20-2013, 09:42 PM
That's why it isn't legalized folks ;)

Cornstock
05-20-2013, 09:43 PM
Abroad, I've tried to be conscious of this and say "I'm from the United States," only to be quickly corrected and told that I'm an American.

AussieChiefsFan
05-20-2013, 09:56 PM
Where's the option for "Not a single damn is given what idiots in other countries think"?

They hate me cuz they ain't me.

Only butt-hurt people living in a country conquered by the Spanish or Portuguese would think this stuff up.

Look at the countries in which those people live. Yeah, thanks for your input, random poor person.This is why people from other countries don't like Americans. LMAO

Bump
05-20-2013, 10:53 PM
looking back, this might be the worst thread I've ever started. ROFL

Rausch
05-21-2013, 03:50 AM
Americans don't call - everyone else does when they need help.

We're like the only guy on the block with a truck and everyone calls us when they have to move...

MahiMike
05-21-2013, 07:05 AM
American Americans. You know, like African Americans.

TEX
05-21-2013, 09:24 AM
American Americans. You know, like African Americans.

Or like Mexican Americans...Interesting because we are ALL from another place, unless we are from American Indian decent. My family comes from Italy - I'm second generation born American, I call myself an American - NOT Italian American (or Wap American or Ginny-Bastard American) . The deal is we want equality in this country, yet when it suits certain segments of the populatioon, they choose to keep things separate...

Alex Smith 4Ever
05-21-2013, 10:15 AM
Where is the option for Christian?

Rain Man
05-21-2013, 10:35 AM
Where is the option for Christian?

Jerusalem.

Rasputin
05-21-2013, 10:43 AM
You tell them to just call us Ameri and we got nukes and we Americans blow ie ou to bits.

PhillyChiefFan
05-21-2013, 11:06 AM
I got into an argument with an Austrailian because he thinks the "World Series" should be renamed, because it doesn't include the rest of the world...


:rolleyes:

SAUTO
05-21-2013, 11:07 AM
I usually just call myself Jason

Donger
05-21-2013, 11:11 AM
I got into an argument with an Austrailian because he thinks the "World Series" should be renamed, because it doesn't include the rest of the world...


:rolleyes:

I agree with the criminal reject. Same with calling the winner of the Superbowl "World Champions." It's simply inaccurate.

TEX
05-21-2013, 11:16 AM
I got into an argument with an Austrailian because he thinks the "World Series" should be renamed, because it doesn't include the rest of the world...


:rolleyes:

Literally it's not correct. However if you believe that the best players in the world play MLB then it makes sense. Same with champions of American football being perceived as "World Champions."

Jiu Jitsu Jon
05-21-2013, 03:13 PM
This is why people from other countries don't like Americans. LMAO

Quiet, you. What were your ancestors convicted of prior to settling in Australia?

Setsuna
05-21-2013, 03:44 PM
Or like Mexican Americans...Interesting because we are ALL from another place, unless we are from American Indian decent. My family comes from Italy - I'm second generation born American, I call myself an American - NOT Italian American (or Wap American or Ginny-Bastard American) . The deal is we want equality in this country, yet when it suits certain segments of the populatioon, they choose to keep things separate...
You didn't write it, but I know you were thinking it. Who you calling "them!" You wanna fight!? :cuss:

American Americans. You know, like African Americans.
LMAOLMAOLMAO Very nice good sir.

Quiet, you. What were your ancestors convicted of prior to settling in Australia?
Ignorance and incest.

AussieChiefsFan
05-21-2013, 05:54 PM
Quiet, you. What were your ancestors convicted of prior to settling in Australia?

You're trying so hard to piss me off LMAO

Chief_For_Life58
05-21-2013, 05:57 PM
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