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Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:24 PM
Dear Sorter,
I noticed that this evening you left me a rep message. While I appreciate the positive nature of your reputation, and would enjoy receiving future posirep from you, I must point out a mistake in the rep message you left for me.
http://i.imgur.com/nymkLP5.jpg
This is incorrect punctuation on your part. "We're" means "we are," so in essence your message reads "we are are," which of course is just terribly wrong.
The word you're looking for is "We." Then your sentence would be correct, and this rep message would have been perfect.
Just wanted to bring that to your attention and again, no disrespect intended. I did enjoy the rep message and hope you will leave me future positive rep messages, although not necessary of course.
Also, Hootie, I don't want to steal any of your attention tonight so please don't take this thread as an invasion of your stage. That was certainly not my intent and I don't even really like attention at all. In fact the less attention this thread receives the better, so if people could refrain from posting in here I would appreciate that.
Yours Sincerely,
Phobia
crazycoffey
05-19-2013, 08:26 PM
in before banz
KC native
05-19-2013, 08:27 PM
ROFL so much win tonight. STOP IT I HAVE TO FUCKING STUDY.
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:28 PM
in before banz
Dear CrazyCoffey,
I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post in this thread. This thread is just to correct Sorter, who made a mistake in a rep message left to me earlier this evening. That's the purpose of this thread. There's no need for you or anyone else to post in here tonight or at any time.
Please respect my wishes. But of course, if you choose to post in here anyway to entertain yourself, that's perfectly acceptable. I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do and it's a free forum.
Yours Sincerely,
General Dwight D. Eisenhower
lcarus
05-19-2013, 08:28 PM
If this sort of shit bothers you, Matt Cassel never stood a fucking chance. Not that he would have stood a chance anyway.....
Sorter
05-19-2013, 08:31 PM
The sapphire is slowly ruining my writing skills.
Probably time to switch to a higher quality gin.
Sassy Squatch
05-19-2013, 08:33 PM
The sapphire is slowly ruining my writing skills.
Probably time to switch to a higher quality gin.
Maybe the tobacco you're spitting all over the place contributed to it?
crazycoffey
05-19-2013, 08:35 PM
hootie is getting more attention than me; I must be talked about! /princess attention whore
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:35 PM
Dear Sorter,
I enjoy alcohol on occasion, too. But I've literally never made one single grammar, spelling or punctuation mistake here on Chiefsplanet. Your gin, Sapphire or not, is no excuse. I expect people to abide by the rules of the English language when they leave me rep. Of course it's your choice, but I think we can all agree this place would be better if we post in a civilized manner.
If you wish to continue drinking and posting, that's your decision, and I'm not going to complain about it. But certainly I can complain about poorly constructed rep messages you leave for me in the future.
Think about it, at least? For me? Anyway, thanks for reading the thread, and I'm sure you'll take care of this issue in the future.
Yours deliciously,
Julia Child
P.S. - To all else, please stop posting in this thread. The attention is completely unnecessary. You're aggravating me, and I do not wish to become irate.
Hootie
05-19-2013, 08:36 PM
I did a google search and nothing really came up
but what's the skinny on the name?
did branden albert take a picture of his nuts or something?
explain
Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 08:39 PM
I did a google search and nothing really came up
but what's the skinny on the name?
did branden albert take a picture of his nuts or something?
explain
I've got big balls,
You've got big balls,
But who's got the biggest balls of them all?
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:40 PM
Dear Hootie,
You have your own threads, use them. This thread is just for Sorter. You're really getting on my nerves now. Don't you have enough threads?
I mean, I don't wish to complain, but you leave me no choice. Certainly you're welcome to post in here, but that's not what this thread was ever intended for. And your sentence composition is just revolting.
Yours irritatingly,
Norman Rockwell
P.S. - I know you fucked her.
Sorter
05-19-2013, 08:41 PM
Maybe the tobacco you're spitting all over the place contributed to it?
It's probable but unlikely.
I'd have to do more research into it. Anyone know any peer-reviewed articles on the affects of chewing tobacco in relation to the decline of writing skills?
Sorter
05-19-2013, 08:43 PM
Dear Sorter,
I enjoy alcohol on occasion, too. But I've literally never made one single grammar, spelling or punctuation mistake here on Chiefsplanet. Your gin, Sapphire or not, is no excuse. I expect people to abide by the rules of the English language when they leave me rep. Of course it's your choice, but I think we can all agree this place would be better if we post in a civilized manner.
If you wish to continue drinking and posting, that's your decision, and I'm not going to complain about it. But certainly I can complain about poorly constructed rep messages you leave for me in the future.
Think about it, at least? For me? Anyway, thanks for reading the thread, and I'm sure you'll take care of this issue in the future.
Yours deliciously,
Julia Child
P.S. - To all else, please stop posting in this thread. The attention is completely unnecessary. You're aggravating me, and I do not wish to become irate.
Do you think Julia would be pissed if I called her Madam Streep upon meeting her?
Ming the Merciless
05-19-2013, 08:45 PM
The sapphire is slowly ruining my writing skills.
Probably time to switch to a higher quality gin.
what do you drink that's better than sapphire?
so far sapphire is the only gin i like to drink without tonic
(up / dirty)
crazycoffey
05-19-2013, 08:47 PM
But I've literally never made one single grammar, spelling or punctuation mistake here on Chiefsplanet.
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that's two un-capitalized letters starting two sentances
Mr_Tomahawk
05-19-2013, 08:47 PM
Byler Tray
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:48 PM
Dear Sorter,
Now you're revealed to be a tobacco user? Are you not aware of the Surgeon General's warning about the abuse of tobacco products, particularly chewing that nasty shit? Do you want cancer of the throat, tongue, mouth and jaw? Plus, women are disgusted by such a habit.
You're leaving me terribly composed rep messages, you drink, and now you apparently enjoy a good hunk of chaw. You are a mess, sir. What would your mom say?
Please shape up. I expect better.
Yours disappointed,
D.B. Cooper
P.S. - To all else: the attention this thread is receiving is unsettling. Please stop posting in it. I didn't ask you to, and you really have NO reason to. I'm boiling over now.
Sorter
05-19-2013, 08:48 PM
what do you drink that's better than sapphire?
so far sapphire is the only gin i like to drink without tonic
(up / dirty)
It's been my mainstay as far as liquor is concerned. I did have a scotch phase for a while but I love teh sapphire.
If anyone has any gin recommendations that beat it, feel free to educate my ignorant self.
Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 08:49 PM
that's two un-capitalized letters starting two sentances
Sentances you say?
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:50 PM
Dear CrazyCoffey,
I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. NOW I'M VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY PUDDING ANGRY. KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.
Yours ragingly,
Bill Cosby
T-post Tom
05-19-2013, 08:50 PM
Your avatar looks more like the smooth prone alabaster ass of a fine albino woman . Why is there no albino porn?
Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 08:51 PM
Dear CrazyCoffey,
I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. NOW I'M VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY PUDDING ANGRY. KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.
Yours ragingly,
Bill Cosby
Yooouuuu cannot say filth flarn filth in front of people, Eddie!!
crazycoffey
05-19-2013, 08:52 PM
Sentances you say?
i liked that part.....
Sorter
05-19-2013, 08:52 PM
Sentances you say?
I lol'd.
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:54 PM
Dear Baby Lee,
Are you well hung?
Yours lustily,
Jenna Jameson
Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 08:58 PM
Dear Baby Lee,
Are you well hung?
Yours lustily,
Jenna Jameson
Like a cashew, baby.
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 08:59 PM
Dear T-Post Tom,
That's not the smooth prone alabaster ass of a fine albino woman. It's clearly Branden Albert's lunar scrotum. Truly, his are the biggest balls of them all.
Yours sincerely,
Ringo Starr
crazycoffey
05-19-2013, 09:00 PM
Dear CrazyCoffey,
I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. NOW I'M VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY PUDDING ANGRY. KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.
Yours ragingly,
Bill Cosby
would you have been happier if I used one of the few pos-reps?
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Sorter
05-19-2013, 09:00 PM
Like a cashew, baby.
http://s7.tinypic.com/2ntfrid.jpg
Baby Lee
05-19-2013, 09:04 PM
http://s7.tinypic.com/2ntfrid.jpg
Underpromise, overdeliver, FTW.
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 09:09 PM
eh fuck it
crazycoffey
05-19-2013, 09:11 PM
Underpromise, overdeliver, FTW.
agree 100% lol, I like to say I'm hung like a light switch
Setsuna
05-19-2013, 09:11 PM
Byler Tray
Quiet spaz.
T-post Tom
05-19-2013, 09:13 PM
Underpromise, overdeliver, FTW.
"Cashew" is to "underpromise" as "Matt Cassel" is to ....
Ming the Merciless
05-19-2013, 09:13 PM
It's been my mainstay as far as liquor is concerned. I did have a scotch phase for a while but I love teh sapphire.
If anyone has any gin recommendations that beat it, feel free to educate my ignorant self.
i have a scotch recommendation,
Glenlivet 15
or 18 or 21....
even 12 is tasty
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 09:14 PM
Sorter
I don't give a shit no more
leave shitty ass rep messages as often as you want
the world is cruel and the bottle is warm
peace nigga
Sorter
05-19-2013, 09:14 PM
i have a scotch recommendation,
Glenlivet 15
or 18 or 21....
even 12 is tasty
The Glenlivet 18 was my baby for nearly a year.
In the end, I realised I couldn't abandon my sapphire.
Ming the Merciless
05-19-2013, 09:15 PM
http://www.theglenlivet.com/the-whisky/the-classic-range
you must try this if you drink whisky
Sorter
05-19-2013, 09:15 PM
Sorter
I don't give a shit no more
leave shitty ass rep messages as often as you want
the world is cruel and the bottle is warm
peace ****a
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/HERSHISHER-SUTCLIFFE-FISTBUMP.gif
Ming the Merciless
05-19-2013, 09:17 PM
The Glenlivet 18 was my baby for nearly a year.
In the end, I realised I couldn't abandon my sapphire.
same here
thats weird we are booze twins
i drink my sapphire straight up with olive juice shaken frizen ice cold
maybe sometimes if its hot i will do tonic and lime over ice
the actually make a decent gin near me, ill try and find a link
Sorter
05-19-2013, 09:19 PM
same here
thats weird we are booze twins
i drink my sapphire straight up with olive juice shaken frizen ice cold
maybe sometimes if its hot i will do tonic and lime over ice
the actually make a decent gin near me, ill try and find a link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q2ocPMt1qe2rjy.gif
Ming the Merciless
05-19-2013, 09:20 PM
for sorter, my booze twin
http://www.yelp.com/biz/distillery-no-209-san-francisco
http://distillery209.com/?age_passed=true
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=22030
cabletech94
05-19-2013, 09:26 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q2ocPMt1qe2rjy.gif
classic!
listopencil
05-19-2013, 10:06 PM
Wow. There is a shitload of albino porn out there.
Hammock Parties
05-19-2013, 10:08 PM
Wow. There is a shitload of albino porn out there.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Usy_a__WrRA/T2zBGg7z2HI/AAAAAAAAqyI/QAnhTHjCpkk/s1600/cain+smile.gif
Frazod
05-19-2013, 10:10 PM
WHERE'S BOXXY DAMMIT
:#
Sorter
05-19-2013, 11:11 PM
WHERE'S BOXXY DAMMIT
:#
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6114/bawks.gif
AussieChiefsFan
05-19-2013, 11:15 PM
ROFL
J Diddy
05-19-2013, 11:24 PM
i have a scotch recommendation,
Glenlivet 15
or 18 or 21....
even 12 is tasty
Laphroaig is the only kind of scotch that ever sorted my fancy. I can't remember which Glenlivet I tried but it didn't suit me well.
Sorter
05-19-2013, 11:26 PM
Laphroaig is the only kind of scotch that ever sorted my fancy. I can't remember which Glenlivet I tried but it didn't suit me well.
Will try.
Mr_Tomahawk
05-20-2013, 05:46 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q2ocPMt1qe2rjy.gif
Dale Doback Rep!
Setsuna
05-20-2013, 09:56 AM
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6114/bawks.gif
Aha! She films in an room full of office electronics. I knew it!
Ming the Merciless
05-20-2013, 10:40 AM
Laphroaig is the only kind of scotch that ever sorted my fancy. I can't remember which Glenlivet I tried but it didn't suit me well.
edit:
Ahh , Laphroaig is 'peated' whereas glenlivet is not.
I personally havent developed a taste for peat yet, and I dont think I ever will...so if the peat is what youre after, glenlivet will not do it for you
Ming the Merciless
05-20-2013, 10:51 AM
If youre a peat-seeker
You would probably like any of the Peated Islay whisky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islay_whisky
Islays
Laphroaig, Lagavulin, Ardberg
http://www.islayinfo.com/islay_lagavulin_distillery.html
http://www.ardbeg.com/ardbeg/
Hammock Parties
05-20-2013, 10:52 AM
If youre a peat-seeker
I'm a meat-peeker.
Ming the Merciless
05-20-2013, 10:55 AM
I'm a meat-peeker.
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/37/174030716_e4285d1441_o.jpg
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