Have you ever been with a fat chick?

[Titty Meat]

How was it?

[Demonpenz]

she put it in for me.

[Discuss Thrower]

If you speak British ask Donger's mom

[CrazyPhuD]

Fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride...until your friends see you on one.

[Titty Meat]

Fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride...until your friends see you on one.

Details

[Cannibal]

Fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride...until your friends see you on one.

Disagree. Skinny bitch with big tits is where it's at.

[Donger]

No.

[Rasputin]

NO but hell NO /Omaha

[J Diddy]

Any fucker that said they've never had a fat chick is not only a liar, but a damn liar.


Sometimes you just got to fuck a fat chick.

[Titty Meat]

No.

Why? No fat chicks in europe?

[Dante84]

got a no-kiss beej from a fat girl once. Meh.

[LiveSteam]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[J Diddy]

How was it?

Here I'll break it down so you understand.

Just imagine it's a fat dude, but with a vagina.

[J Diddy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Whatever.


You know you smoke the reef and poke the pig.

[MotherfuckerJones]

More cushion for the pushin'

[In58men]

I was only 16-17. Didn't know what to do :-(

[J Diddy]

I was only 16-17. Didn't know what to do :-(

With or without flour?

[LiveSteam]

Whatever.


You know you smoke the reef and poke the pig.

Never been with an ugly chick either. Iv'e posted plenty of pics here of me & my girlfriends

[Simply Red]

I tried - but it freaked me out and i left.

[J Diddy]

Never been with an ugly chick either. Iv'e posted plenty of pics here of me & my girlfriends

I understand. It's chiefsplanet. They're all supermodels.

[Titty Meat]

Here I'll break it down so you understand.

Just imagine it's a fat dude, but with a vagina.

Your moms clitorous looks like adrien brodys nose?

[Titty Meat]

All CP members bench 500 pounds so I bet that's some good sex with fat chicks.

[LiveSteam]

I understand. It's chiefsplanet. They're all supermodels.

Not my fault I have game

[MotherfuckerJones]

All CP members bench 500 pounds so I bet that's some good sex with fat chicks.

Gota be able to bench that in order to lift their "fat asses" up.

[Titty Meat]

Gota be able to bench that in order to lift their "fat asses" up.

To lick them

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

They have funny looking vaginas

[In58men]

All CP members bench 500 pounds so I bet that's some good sex with fat chicks.

500? That's weak sauce

[J Diddy]

Your moms clitorous looks like adrien brodys nose?

Every man should be able to spell clitoris correctly.

[LiveSteam]

Every man should be able to spell clitoris correctly.

:LOL:

[Bwana]

I understand. It's chiefsplanet. They're all supermodels.

Well yeah, what else would we all slam our 10" plus Johnson's in?

[J Diddy]

To lick them

That made me ralph. Poking the pig is one thing, licking a fatty gash is another.

[LiveSteam]

Never EVER! Walk out of your favorite watering hole with one. Its suicide

[Hammock Parties]

I tried to make out with one once and decided I really had no desire to go further.

Just a horrifying experience.

[TambaBerry]

no fit chicks with small perky tits is where its at. Just enough to where they bounce a little.

[Titty Meat]

That made me ralph. Poking the pig is one thing, licking a fatty gash is another.

Nothing wrong with licking the mahogany stain

[MotherfuckerJones]

That made me ralph. Poking the pig is one thing, licking a fatty gash is another.

ROFL

[J Diddy]

Never EVER! Walk out of your favorite watering hole with one. Its suicide

lmao, I remember picking up one right after me and my wife split. I never visited that bar again. This sucked because it was my favorite bar.

[J Diddy]

Nothing wrong with licking the mahogany stain

I don't like fat on my on steak or my stank.

[J Diddy]

I tried to make out with one once and decided I really had no desire to go further.

Just a horrifying experience.

You don't make out with them. Duh.

[Hammock Parties]

You don't make out with them. Duh.

I don't anything with them. Including talking or acknowledging their disgusting, abhorrent presence as a living thing.

[J Diddy]

I don't anything with them. Including talking or acknowledging their disgusting, abhorrent presence as a living thing.

You draw the line at fat chicks, I draw the line at another man staring at my penis when I'm having sex.

Each their own.

[booger]

How was it?

ever finger banged a rotten pumpkin?

[MotherfuckerJones]

This thread is great ROFL

[LiveSteam]

You draw the line at fat chicks, I draw the line at another man staring at my penis when I'm having sex.

Each their own.

Fucking awesome LMAOLMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I'd still rather have a spectator than go solo with a heifer. I mean, come on.

[J Diddy]

I'd still rather have a spectator than go solo with a heifer. I mean, come on.

You used to be a heifer. Where's the sympathy?

[Demonpenz]

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

[booger]

I'd still rather have a spectator than go solo with a heifer. I mean, come on.

freak!

[Hammock Parties]

You used to be a heifer. Where's the sympathy?

None for heifers, or my past self.

[MotherfuckerJones]

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

freak!

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

[booger]

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

reminds me of back tittys

[J Diddy]

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

LMAO

Only when its cold.

[booger]

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

yes

not a sword fighter

rather her grandma was their too than another dude

[J Diddy]

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

This view is quickly squashed once you have children. A creak in the house makes you pull out and act asleep. If you have a fat chick in the bed it's extra troublesome because you have to push her fat ass out the window so your 10 year old boy isn't clowning your ass for the next decade.

[Titty Meat]

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

I haven't laughed at a post this hard on here well since ever.

[Consistent1]

Disagree. Skinny bitch with big tits is where it's at.

Yeah, my first wife was like that. 5 10, 34C, like 120 lbs and very good looking. But it's almost a fight everywhere you go though. Guys will always push it.

I screwed around with this one chick several years ago that was way younger than I at the time. She had insane tits, just rock hard when the rest of her wasn't. Cute face really. Would do ANYTHING I told her. On a bunch of meds and nuts. I let her stay with me for a week because her dad kicked her out. Big mistake. But I had fun with the sex end of it.

I have done it a couple other times between relationships. Even my second wife got bigger for awhile. Not overboard, but she was chubby at our wedding. She looks great now and I still am hitting it when I probably shouldn't.

BTW, don't get married....lmao

[booger]

i hate their fancy little laps dogs. The ones who sleep on the bed and hop up when you are pounding away and you feel that cold wet nose in the crack of your ass.....wiping my ass with a maltese is on my bucket list

[J Diddy]

i hate their fancy little laps dogs. The ones who sleep on the bed and hop up when you are pounding away and you feel that cold wet nose in the crack of your ass.....wiping my ass with a maltese is on my bucket list

LMAO

that's great

[booger]

LMAO

that's great

pretty sure malteses are hypo allergic too :thumb:

[Titty Meat]

This thread rules

[LiveSteam]

The only thing big I like are titties real or fake, I aint picky.

[Titty Meat]

The only thing big I like are titties real or fake, I aint picky.

What if its big tits and a brown labia?

[MotherfuckerJones]

I fucked a thick mexican girl, does that count?

[Bump]

many times. It's okay. the only bad thing is friends making fun of you. But if you don't have any shame, it's fine.

[booger]

They have funny looking vaginas

try using a shoe horn:thumb:

hope this helps!

[ThaVirus]

I fucked a fat chick once. It was after a night at the club and I was fucking shitfaced. I couldn't stay hard for more than 3 minutes at a time and went through 3 different condoms in the process of trying to do the deed before I just gave up and passed out.

[booger]

I ****ed a thick mexican girl, does that count?

yes

just no extra cheese on the taco

[ThaVirus]

I still remember, she was like "Welllll, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom". Even in my drunken stupor I wasn't that fucking dumb!

I'm usually a dumbass when I've had a few drinks (especially when it comes to sex) so I was particularly proud of myself for that.

[ThaVirus]

I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".

[RunKC]

Not FAT fat, but a little chunky though. Kinda like Kourtney Kardashian.

Best BJ I've ever gotten, too.

[MotherfuckerJones]

LMAO ROFL

[booger]

shoulda stuck it in her belly button

[Consistent1]

I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".

That is extra head for the road time dummy....

[ThaVirus]

That is extra head for the road time dummy....

She was a beast, bro. I had to skidaddle, pronto.

[J Diddy]

I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".

I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get FUCKED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. FUCK NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat fucking ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to fuck off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.

[ThaVirus]

She was about 5'4".

...Probably went 250 LMAO

[Carlota69]

I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

LMAO

[MotherfuckerJones]

I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
:)

[Carlota69]

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

:LOL:
This might be the funniest post I've ever seen on here..
An the most accurate.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Ya maybe stashing the beast in the bathroom wasn't the brightest idea you had ROFL

Would've been a fun scene

[J Diddy]

I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

LMAO

Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.

[J Diddy]

Ya maybe stashing the beast in the bathroom wasn't the brightest idea you had ROFL

Would've been a fun scene

Oh it was great until the hoggerbeast came out. Then I just looked down, shook my head, and tried to ignore her. Bitch WOULD NOT be ignored.

[MotherfuckerJones]

LMAO

[Carlota69]

Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.

Well, that might be true, however, if you're trying to gt back together with your GF, NOT ****ing some other bitch, fat or not, is common decency.o:-)

[Hammock Parties]

:LOL:
This might be the funniest post I've ever seen on here..
An the most accurate.

Aren't you kind of chunky? Fluffy?

[J Diddy]

For 5 minutes I acted like she wasn't there. The 2 ladies weren't buying it. I was sunk.

[Hammock Parties]

Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.

I feel like we've found a common ground here.

Brofist?

[J Diddy]

Well, that might be true, however, if you're trying to gt back together with your GF, NOT ****ing some other bitch, fat or not, is common decency.o:-)

Yeah I was 19. Live and learn. Funny thing is I heard from my sister that my ex got married, had 6 babies and looks like a sumo wrestler now.

I dodged a bullet.

[J Diddy]

I feel like we've found a common ground here.

Brofist?

Right on.

[Psyko Tek]

Every man should be able to spell clitoris correctly.

with his tongue

[MotherfuckerJones]

Yeah I was 19. Live and learn. Funny thing is I heard from my sister that my ex got married, had 6 babies and looks like a sumo wrestler now.

I dodged a biggin.

FYP ROFL

[ThaVirus]

For 5 minutes I acted like she wasn't there.

LMAO Ohhhhhh, man, that's hilarious.

[J Diddy]

with his tongue

The Sam Kinison method.

[Carlota69]

Aren't you kind of chunky? Fluffy?

What's my weight, too much, or lack of, have to do with the fact that that post is hilarious and accurate?

[Hammock Parties]

Frazod has.

[Carlota69]

Yeah I was 19. Live and learn. Funny thing is I heard from my sister that my ex got married, had 6 babies and looks like a sumo wrestler now.

I dodged a bullet.

Lol, fair enough.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Hootie does

[Hammock Parties]

What's my weight, too much, or lack of, have to do with the fact that that post is hilarious and accurate?

I don't think fat chicks should come in a thread making fun of fat chicks and try to act like they're "in" on the joke.

We're laughing at you, Carlfata.

[tooge]

One in college. Last chick at the party. I was hammered. Bon jovi on the stereo. Woke up and was like "holy hell, what have I done". Happens to the best of us.

[Carlota69]

I don't think fat chicks should come in a thread making fun of fat chicks and try to act like they're "in" on the joke.

We're laughing at you, Carlfata.

Wow. That might be the most uncalled for repsonse to anything I ever have encountered in my 12 years on this board.

You are incredibly insecure.
You got serious problems dude. Good luck with your pathetic life, Brandens'incredibly small dick.

[booger]

time for some pussy fart stories

[Hammock Parties]

Wow. That might be the most uncalled for repsonse to anything I ever have encountered in my 12 years on this board.

You are incredibly insecure.
You got serious problems dude. Good luck with your pathetic life, Brandens'incredibly small dick.

So you are pleasingly plump?

[J Diddy]

One in college. Last chick at the party. I was hammered. Bon jovi on the stereo. Woke up and was like "holy hell, what have I done". Happens to the best of us.

Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You laid a fatty in the hallway.

[booger]

clay bangs chics from craigslist

[Carlota69]

So you are pleasingly plump?

Fuck you.
I'm #31 in this pic surrounded by dudes who probably are closer to what you like, but are way better people. I'm also the chick in my avatar.

I bet your small dick is unpleasing shriveled, but probably makes a great toothpick.

[Consistent1]

**** you.
I'm #31 in this pic surrounded by dudes who probably are closer to what you like, but are way better people. I'm also the chick in my avatar.

I bet your small dick is unpleasing shriveled, but probably makes a great toothpick.

Yeah, you look good. Who is BAHB, I've lost track?

[Hammock Parties]

It appears I was mistaken! Congrats on being a sexy bitch!

[booger]

short haired chics are underrated

[Carlota69]

It appears I was mistaken! Congrats on being a sexy bitch!

Fuck you! Seriously, You have got to be the biggest POS on this board.
I have never in all my years on this board had anyone be such a fucktard for absolutely no reason. I feel sorry for your GF, or wife or whatever cuz you're obviously know how to to talk to a woman.

Sorry about your mommy issues...

[Carlota69]

Yeah, you look good. Who is BAHB, I've lost track?
I have no idea what BAHB is

[Hammock Parties]

Why are you so sensitive? I thought you were fat but clearly you are a nice hard body.

Congrats! Let's be friends!

[Carlota69]

Why are you so sensitive? I thought you were fat but clearly you are a nice hard body.

Congrats! Let's be friends!

Go fucking die...
I'd say by choking on your own dick but you have a better chance of choking on a tic tac.

[MotherfuckerJones]

This escalated quickly ROFL

[booger]

Yeah, you look good. Who is BAHB, I've lost track?

Bobs Angry Hairy Bunny?

that's my guess

[Hammock Parties]

Go fucking die...
I'd say by choking on your own dick but you have a better chance of choking on a tic tac.

Why so serious?

I called you fat, but was mistaken, and apologized.

I welcome to the CP fat chicks haters club.

Hug?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Branden Albert's Hairy Back

[MotherfuckerJones]

Open mouth insert foot, BAs balls

[ThaVirus]

Changing gears, anyone ever heard the term "whooty"?

[booger]

Billies Aunt Hates Bubbles

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Carlota,

You are one fine ass honey. I assumed you were fat, and was merely policing this thread for unwarranted comments from fat chicks who have NO RIGHT to make such comments in such a thread. I was in error.

Can't we hate fat chicks together? You could do us a solid, and post some hilarious photos of your fat friends.

What do you say?

[booger]

Billies Aunt Humped Bugeater

[LiveSteam]

Dear Carlota,

You are one fine ass honey. I assumed you were fat, and was merely policing this thread for unwarranted comments from fat chicks who have NO RIGHT to make such comments in such a thread. I was in error.

Can't we hate fat chicks together? You could do us a solid, and post some hilarious photos of your fat friends.

What do you say?

Hey hey hey look.Its the lil boy with the bad Bieber hair cut popping of at the mouth again

[booger]

Bald Anus Herpe Beatles

[booger]

Bugeaters Armadillo Humped Billy

[MotherfuckerJones]

Big Ass Holy Balls

[MotherfuckerJones]

Billy Aint Hitting Balls

[Hammock Parties]

Hey hey hey look.Its the lil boy with the bad Bieber hair cut popping of at the mouth again

I don't have a Bieber haircut. It's rather short, mostly. A little longer in front. Nothing like Bieber.

[LiveSteam]

I don't have a Bieber haircut. It's rather short, mostly. A little longer in front. Nothing like Bieber.

Your still a nobody & like I said in the other thread, Fine chicks can smell that a mile away. & if I had to guess ( & I will ) you have had more males then females

[nstygma]

read this in Fight Club medical pamphlet style:
I am Bob's Anal Hemorrhoid Bulging

[Hammock Parties]

Your still a nobody & like I said in the other thread, Fine chicks can smell that a mile away. & if I had to guess ( & I will ) you have had more males then females

You are rather stupid. Do you have an excuse? Genetics? The bottle?

[LiveSteam]

You are rather stupid. Do you have an excuse? Genetics? The bottle?

bag of bones & a bad Bieber haircut = no pussy for you

[booger]

barking anus hemmroid bunnies

[LiveSteam]

barking anus hemmroid bunnies

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[HoneyBadger]

I had a fat chick begging to give me a BJ. I tried to get drunk enough to let her, but I just couldn't get drunk enough without passing out.

[Hammock Parties]

This is just amazing. 8 years ago I was constantly mocked for being a fatass on this site, and now I'm accused of being a twink.

Full circle.

[LiveSteam]

This is just amazing. 8 years ago I was constantly mocked for being a fatass on this site, and now I'm accused of being a twink.

Full circle.

I am just stating shit I know to be facts. & you talking like females gravitate to you is total bullshit! Gay men are the only thing that will ever gravitate to that bad Bieber you sport

[listopencil]

I have, and it was awesome.

[mdchiefsfan]

I had to make a one think I was interested in her long enough so my friend could hook up with her friend. I was forced in to the wingman role since he had just returned from Basic Training. He would've done the same for me. Once he was done, he knocked on the door and I just got up and left. LMAO

[MotherfuckerJones]

Big Ass Horny Boners...and thanks guys I had sex dreams last night LMAO

[Sandy Vagina]

Definitely. Fat girls are awesome. Willing to do the dirtiest of things, and more comfortable to mount for a while. Tighter vag too. I'd take a chunky girl over the stick-thin type that many are propping up as the "hot stuff model" these days. They must have a pretty face and a reasonably attractive ass though. :thumb:

[Dayze]

once. though, she wasn't 'fat fat' etc. just bigger. 'twas awesome.
basically was down for anything lol. so the mouth hug and hair tug was awesome.

[Carlota69]

Dear Carlota,

You are one fine ass honey. I assumed you were fat, and was merely policing this thread for unwarranted comments from fat chicks who have NO RIGHT to make such comments in such a thread. I was in error.

Can't we hate fat chicks together? You could do us a solid, and post some hilarious photos of your fat friends.

What do you say?

You really are a stupid, ignorant, ugly human being (and that's being nice).
I don't hate or put value on people based on their weight, or looks. I base it on the kind of person they are, and I don't value the kind of person you are at all.

If you guys want to talk about fucking fat chicks, or not fucking fat chicks, that's cool. This thread was entertaining until you decided to attack someone you don't even know. I have no problem with the conversation. I know, cuz I have tons of male friends, that you guys like to talk about fucking fat chicks. It's cool. Us women love to talk shit about guys. We talk all kinds of trash. I'm sure there are lots of wonderful insults women have said about you and you don't even know it. But, maybe deep inside you do because you have an obvious hate of women. That either makes you gay, or just a socially inept loser. I'll take the latter.

[J Diddy]

You really are a stupid, ignorant, ugly human being (and that's being nice).
I don't hate or put value on people based on their weight, or looks. I base it on the kind of person they are, and I don't value the kind of person you are at all.

If you guys want to talk about ****ing fat chicks, or not ****ing fat chicks, that's cool. This thread was entertaining until you decided to attack someone you don't even know. I have no problem with the conversation. I know, cuz I have tons of male friends, that you guys like to talk about ****ing fat chicks. It's cool. Us women love to talk shit about guys. We talk all kinds of trash. I'm sure there are lots of wonderful insults women have said about you and you don't even know it. But, maybe deep inside you do because you have an obvious hate of women. That either makes you gay, or just a socially inept loser. I'll take the latter.

I would like to point out that I felt you were hot all along. You talking to Clay like this makes you hotter.

[J Diddy]

once. though, she wasn't 'fat fat' etc. just bigger. 'twas awesome.
basically was down for anything lol. so the mouth hug and hair tug was awesome.

Which is the point. They generally are down with anything.

[Carlota69]

I would like to point out that I felt you were hot all along. You talking to Clay like this makes you hotter.

You're sweet. o:-)

[Sandy Vagina]

You really are a stupid, ignorant, ugly human being (and that's being nice).
I don't hate or put value on people based on their weight, or looks. I base it on the kind of person they are, and I don't value the kind of person you are at all.

If you guys want to talk about ****ing fat chicks, or not ****ing fat chicks, that's cool. This thread was entertaining until you decided to attack someone you don't even know. I have no problem with the conversation. I know, cuz I have tons of male friends, that you guys like to talk about ****ing fat chicks. It's cool. Us women love to talk shit about guys. We talk all kinds of trash. I'm sure there are lots of wonderful insults women have said about you and you don't even know it. But, maybe deep inside you do because you have an obvious hate of women. That either makes you gay, or just a socially inept loser. I'll take the latter.

I love your post... really do. :toast:

[Carlota69]

I love your post... really do. :toast:

:)

[AussieChiefsFan]

You really are a stupid, ignorant, ugly human being (and that's being nice).
I don't hate or put value on people based on their weight, or looks. I base it on the kind of person they are, and I don't value the kind of person you are at all.

If you guys want to talk about fucking fat chicks, or not fucking fat chicks, that's cool. This thread was entertaining until you decided to attack someone you don't even know. I have no problem with the conversation. I know, cuz I have tons of male friends, that you guys like to talk about fucking fat chicks. It's cool. Us women love to talk shit about guys. We talk all kinds of trash. I'm sure there are lots of wonderful insults women have said about you and you don't even know it. But, maybe deep inside you do because you have an obvious hate of women. That either makes you gay, or just a socially inept loser. I'll take the latter.

Wow

[Dayze]

dude, Carlotta is sexy, cool etc, and isn't fat.
gimme that over a 105lb starved chick 8 days a week.

[oldman]

The term "fat" is a relative thing. By today's standards, legendary beauties like Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe would be "fat". In their prime, I'd take them over some of the hotties today. Real hooters weigh more than store bought ones.

[DaKCMan AP]

Never.

[KCUnited]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

[J Diddy]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

Yeah I feel you. There is always the chance that after sex they will eat you. Cuddling would have put you in a bad spot.

[ChiTown]

What a bizarre thread. And what's your definition of fat? That's a bit of a broad term based off the individuals judgement, no?

[ChiTown]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

Oh, my!:LOL:

[J Diddy]

What a bizarre thread. And what's your definition of fat? That's a bit of a broad term based off the individuals judgement, no?

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/i/funpic/The_Fatwoman.jpg

[Carlota69]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

:LOL:

[AussieChiefsFan]

she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
LMAO

[Dayze]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

LMAOLMAO

[Hammock Parties]

You really are a stupid, ignorant, ugly human being (and that's being nice).
I don't hate or put value on people based on their weight, or looks. I base it on the kind of person they are, and I don't value the kind of person you are at all.

If you guys want to talk about fucking fat chicks, or not fucking fat chicks, that's cool. This thread was entertaining until you decided to attack someone you don't even know. I have no problem with the conversation. I know, cuz I have tons of male friends, that you guys like to talk about fucking fat chicks. It's cool. Us women love to talk shit about guys. We talk all kinds of trash. I'm sure there are lots of wonderful insults women have said about you and you don't even know it. But, maybe deep inside you do because you have an obvious hate of women. That either makes you gay, or just a socially inept loser. I'll take the latter.

You really take this shit seriously, eh?

:LOL:

[ChiTown]

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/i/funpic/The_Fatwoman.jpg

Ha, then no.

Like this, then yes:
http://d13pix9kaak6wt.cloudfront.net/background/danielleline.com_1344637273_62.jpg

[Radar Chief]

You really are a stupid, ignorant, ugly human being (and that's being nice).
I don't hate or put value on people based on their weight, or looks. I base it on the kind of person they are, and I don't value the kind of person you are at all.

If you guys want to talk about ****ing fat chicks, or not ****ing fat chicks, that's cool. This thread was entertaining until you decided to attack someone you don't even know. I have no problem with the conversation. I know, cuz I have tons of male friends, that you guys like to talk about ****ing fat chicks. It's cool. Us women love to talk shit about guys. We talk all kinds of trash. I'm sure there are lots of wonderful insults women have said about you and you don't even know it. But, maybe deep inside you do because you have an obvious hate of women. That either makes you gay, or just a socially inept loser. I'll take the latter.

You realize you’re replying to a gay dude, right?

[lcarus]

Ha, then no.

Like this, then yes:
http://d13pix9kaak6wt.cloudfront.net/background/danielleline.com_1344637273_62.jpg

I had a "fat chick" like that once, except not as good looking as her, but she sat on my lap every chance she got and it damn near killed me. This was 15 years ago, when I was skinny as hell. Took my breath away every time and I didn't have the heart to tell her. She'd say "Am I hurting you?" I would be nice and say "No not at all lol" when inside I was saying "MY SCIATICA! FUCK!"

[Dayze]

That chick ^ is smokin'.

personally I wouldn't consider her fat at all.

[Hammock Parties]

She's obese.

Horrible woman.

[siberian khatru]

Yes, but I prefer to think of her as big-boned.

[Dayze]

She's obese.

Horrible woman.

if that chick knocked on your door at 10pm at night, unannounced, and wanted to grind your legs off and you turned her away....

...well, I'm not sure about you then. :evil:

[durtyrute]

Ha, then no.

Like this, then yes:
http://d13pix9kaak6wt.cloudfront.net/background/danielleline.com_1344637273_62.jpg

Wait, is that fattytits?

Oh, and yes I have.

[Hammock Parties]

if that chick knocked on your door at 10pm at night, unannounced, and wanted to grind your legs off and you turned her away....

...well, I'm not sure about you then. :evil:

#1 I hate grinders.

#2 She's abhorrent to me with 10 lbs of makeup in a pro photo. Find a regular photo of that beast and I bet it's even worse.

[Phobia]

You really take this shit seriously, eh?

:LOL:

She's an adult. So, yes. You don't get to hit the reset button on ChiefsPlanet every time you start losing. You earn a reputation and then people loathe you.

[Dayze]

#1 I hate grinders.

#2 She's abhorrent to me with 10 lbs of makeup in a pro photo. Find a regular photo of that beast and I bet it's even worse.

to each his own I supopse.
can't imagine her showing up looking like that and not hittin' it.

[ChiTown]

She's obese.

Horrible woman.

:LOL:

[Phobia]

#1 I hate grinders.

#2 She's abhorrent to me with 10 lbs of makeup in a pro photo. Find a regular photo of that beast and I bet it's even worse.

10 lbs of makeup is better than 10 lbs of narcotics just so you can make your little pecker stand up.

[Dayze]

to me, there is a difference between 'Hot' and 'Sexy'.

Sexy to me, is the whole package.

howevr, would I hit a 600lb woman because she's got a killer personality? no.

[lcarus]

#1 I hate grinders.

#2 She's abhorrent to me with 10 lbs of makeup in a pro photo. Find a regular photo of that beast and I bet it's even worse.

#3 In 15 years she'll look like

http://images.totalbeauty.com/content/photos/mom-moments-honey-boo-boo-mom.jpg

[Dayze]

Hot: Lamborghini Murcielago
Sexy: Cadillac CTS-V

[siberian khatru]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

That belongs in the Shaggy Bevo MS Paint worst sex encounters thread.

[Dayze]

Indeed. The MS Paint threads often leave me in tears from laughing.

[Lzen]

Why does this thread have a KU header? :spock:

[lcarus]

Hot: Lamborghini Murcielago
Sexy: Cadillac CTS-V

Damn straight. Look at that pert, tight tailpipe just begging to be plowed.

http://www.lincah.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2011-Cadillac-CTS-V-Coupe-Exhaust-Tailpipe-View.jpg

[J Diddy]

to each his own I supopse.
can't imagine her showing up looking like that and not hittin' it.

He'd be all "the only way I can get hard is if your husband watches"

[siberian khatru]

Indeed. The MS Paint threads often leave me in tears from laughing.

One time I thought I was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard.

[Dayze]

the Paint threads are great because :
A: the topics being 'drawn' are great.
B:: the paint looks like shit.

[mdchiefsfan]

the Paint threads are great because :
A: the topics being 'drawn' are great.
B:: the paint looks like shit.

link to these mythical threads?

[Dayze]

link to these mythical threads?

I forget some of the titles of the threads. I wanna say one was a poop thread, and one was a Sexual Escapades type thread. I'm sure there are more too, but they escape my memory.

They're classic.

[Chiefaholic]

I don't think fat chicks should come in a thread making fun of fat chicks and try to act like they're "in" on the joke.

We're laughing at you, Carlfata.

Of ALL people on this board, you have the least room to make fun of another individual. At a party, Carlotta would be with a group of people contributing to the conversation. While you would be in a corner by yourself on a laptop and staring at guys ballsack as they walked past you.

[mdchiefsfan]

I forget some of the titles of the threads. I wanna say one was a poop thread, and one was a Sexual Escapades type thread. I'm sure there are more too, but they escape my memory.

They're classic.

I now have a mission, sounds amazing.

[Dayze]

Of ALL people on this board, you have the least room to make fun of another individual. At a party, Carlotta would be with a group of people contributing to the conversation. While you would be in a corner by yourself on a laptop and staring at guys ballsack as they walked past you.

LMAO

[Dayze]

I now have a mission, sounds amazing.

I suck at using the search function....never ever works for me (operator error). but I'm sure you can dig them up. it's worth it.
it's great when you catch a new thread and can see the posts/ 'drawings' as they unfold.

Sort of like Hometeams tattoo thread where it morphed into Fisty McTatt.

[DaKCMan AP]

to me, there is a difference between 'Hot' and 'Sexy'.

Sexy to me, is the whole package.


Hot: Lamborghini Murcielago
Sexy: Cadillac CTS-V

I can understand, visualize, and appreciate the difference. I've dated girls who were 'hot' and I've dated girls who were 'sexy'. However, I find the girl I am currently dating to be both hot & sexy.

[ndws]

front butt FTW

[mdchiefsfan]

I suck at using the search function....never ever works for me (operator error). but I'm sure you can dig them up. it's worth it.
it's great when you catch a new thread and can see the posts/ 'drawings' as they unfold.

Sort of like Hometeams tattoo thread where it morphed into Fisty McTatt.


Probably my favorite thread on this site. Found that one in the Classics. Never laughed so hard in my life. I must find these MS Paint threads, stat!

[Dayze]

I can understand, visualize, and appreciate the difference. I've dated girls who were 'hot' and I've dated girls who were 'sexy'. However, I find the girl I am currently dating to be both hot & sexy.

jackpot

[Carlota69]

You realize you’re replying to a gay dude, right?

I kind of suspected, but now I know for sure.:thumb:

[DaKCMan AP]

jackpot

Time will tell - but she seems like a keeper. :thumb:

[Carlota69]

Of ALL people on this board, you have the least room to make fun of another individual. At a party, Carlotta would be with a group of people contributing to the conversation. While you would be in a corner by yourself on a laptop and staring at guys ballsack as they walked past you.

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

[lcarus]

Probably my favorite thread on this site. Found that one in the Classics. Never laughed so hard in my life. I must find these MS Paint threads, stat!

Here's one. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=251666&highlight=paint

Another. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135912&highlight=paint

Another. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=233558&highlight=paint

Sure there's more but that's all I found for now.

[mdchiefsfan]

Here's one. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=251666&highlight=paint

Another. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135912&highlight=paint

Another. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=233558&highlight=paint

Sure there's more but that's all I found for now.

Rep to you, sir. Thanks

[keg in kc]

I have. I didn't feel too good about myself at the time.

[houstonwhodat]

They give good head.

Cuz you can't find the rest.

[Mav]

They give good head.

Cuz you can't find the rest.

That's about the best I could of come out of it myself. She gave amazing head. The rest was just awkward, and blah.....

[durtyrute]

Ha, then no.

Like this, then yes:
http://d13pix9kaak6wt.cloudfront.net/background/danielleline.com_1344637273_62.jpg

Hey frank, is this fattytits?

[boogblaster]

Nothing wrong with a heavy gal .. they prolly better people than ya so-called hotties ... so better yaself and date afew .....

[BigMeatballDave]

Fat, skinny, old, young.

Not much difference.

[ThaVirus]

I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.

ROFL

[J Diddy]

If only Endelt was around...

[houstonwhodat]

That's about the best I could of come out of it myself. She gave amazing head. The rest was just awkward, and blah.....


They give good head because they have to or they won't get dates.

Sexy girls usually don't give great head because they can still get dates.

Guess I got lucky I got the best of both worlds.

[frankotank]

Any ****er that said they've never had a fat chick is not only a liar, but a damn liar.


Sometimes you just got to **** a fat chick.

she wasn't fat....I was big boned. :D

[BigMeatballDave]

I tried to make out with one once and decided I really had no desire to go further.

Just a horrifying experience.

Probably because she didn't have a penis, right?

[ModSocks]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm and asking them which one was gonna give me birthday head.

The night of my birthday, i was chilling in my room with the lights out and some fat girl appears in my doorway.

"So is it true? (name) said that someone is suppose to give you head for your birthday"

I was like, eh, fuck it. Why not?

It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her. She sucked on me a bit more, i got her panties down and i couldn't do it. I just couldn't go any further. My hornyness fell off the cliff and i became disgusted. I told her to put her pants back on and get out my room.

She stalked me for about a week or two after that but i wouldn't talk to her, haha. She tried telling people that she sucked me off but i denied the whole thing. No one believed her because no one would believe i'd actually let her do it.

Good times.

[ModSocks]

Fat, skinny, old, young.

Not much difference.

Pfffff Bullshit.

[lcarus]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm and asking them which one was gonna give me birthday head.

The night of my birthday, i was chilling in my room with the lights out and some fat girl appears in my doorway.

"So is it true? (name) said that someone is suppose to give you head for your birthday"

I was like, eh, fuck it. Why not?

It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her. She sucked on me a bit more, i got her panties down and i couldn't do it. I just couldn't go any further. My hornyness fell off the cliff and i became disgusted. I told her to put her pants back on and get out my room.

She stalked me for about a week or two after that but i wouldn't talk to her, haha. She tried telling people that she sucked me off but i denied the whole thing. No one believed her because no one would believe i'd actually let her do it.

Good times.

Why'd you deny it? I'd probably admit I let her suck me off if she just appeared and said "Wanna hummer?"

[J Diddy]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm and asking them which one was gonna give me birthday head.

The night of my birthday, i was chilling in my room with the lights out and some fat girl appears in my doorway.

"So is it true? (name) said that someone is suppose to give you head for your birthday"

I was like, eh, **** it. Why not?

It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her. She sucked on me a bit more, i got her panties down and i couldn't do it. I just couldn't go any further. My hornyness fell off the cliff and i became disgusted. I told her to put her pants back on and get out my room.

She stalked me for about a week or two after that but i wouldn't talk to her, haha. She tried telling people that she sucked me off but i denied the whole thing. No one believed her because no one would believe i'd actually let her do it.

Good times.

Whatever.

You know you drove it home.

[ptlyon]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm and asking them which one was gonna give me birthday head.

The night of my birthday, i was chilling in my room with the lights out and some fat girl appears in my doorway.

"So is it true? (name) said that someone is suppose to give you head for your birthday"

I was like, eh, **** it. Why not?

It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her. She sucked on me a bit more, i got her panties down and i couldn't do it. I just couldn't go any further. My hornyness fell off the cliff and i became disgusted. I told her to put her pants back on and get out my room.

She stalked me for about a week or two after that but i wouldn't talk to her, haha. She tried telling people that she sucked me off but i denied the whole thing. No one believed her because no one would believe i'd actually let her do it.

Good times.

Does your sis still talk to you tho?

[BigMeatballDave]

I don't anything with them. Including talking or acknowledging their disgusting, abhorrent presence as a living thing.

You've become a disgusting piece of shit of a person.

You just can't get over your fat, young self. See a shrink.

I've been a fat ass my entire life. You thought being fat made you a loser, when in fact, you're just a loser. Grow up.

Have a nice day! :)

[ModSocks]

Why'd you deny it? I'd probably admit I let her suck me off if she just appeared and said "Wanna hummer?"

Nah man.

No way. She was fat AND ugly. It was a mistake man, trust me.

[houstonwhodat]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm and asking them which one was gonna give me birthday head.

The night of my birthday, i was chilling in my room with the lights out and some fat girl appears in my doorway.

"So is it true? (name) said that someone is suppose to give you head for your birthday"

I was like, eh, **** it. Why not?

It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her. She sucked on me a bit more, i got her panties down and i couldn't do it. I just couldn't go any further. My hornyness fell off the cliff and i became disgusted. I told her to put her pants back on and get out my room.

She stalked me for about a week or two after that but i wouldn't talk to her, haha. She tried telling people that she sucked me off but i denied the whole thing. No one believed her because no one would believe i'd actually let her do it.

Good times.



Dude a blow job is a blow job is a blow job.

Shoulda kept that around so she could suck your cock whenever you need a quick fix.

Would be like a BJ in a glass case.

In case of emergency break the glass.

[frankotank]

**** you.
I'm #31 in this pic surrounded by dudes who probably are closer to what you like, but are way better people. I'm also the chick in my avatar.

I bet your small dick is unpleasing shriveled, but probably makes a great toothpick.

I think I love you. :LOL:

[ModSocks]

Whatever.

You know you drove it home.

Nope. No way. It wasn't just her fat ugliness, it was also the smell when she dropped her panties.

[ModSocks]

Dude a blow job is a blow job is a blow job.

Shoulda kept that around so she could suck your cock whenever you need a quick fix.

Would be like a BJ in a glass case.

In case of emergency break the glass.

When you're 16, who you get a hummer from matters. When you're 30, not so much.

[J Diddy]

Nope. No way. It wasn't just her fat ugliness, it was also the smell when she dropped her panties.

Nothing some lysol and a stick up wouldn't fix.

[the Talking Can]

sample size of one, but i had a fat chick on speed dial for awhile...willing to do anything, anytime, pro-style cock sucker...pretty much 0 self-esteem

i mean, yeah, i kept it a secret from friends....LMAO

but she did fat girls proud in the sack

[ptlyon]

Dude a blow job is a blow job is a blow job.

Shoulda kept that around so she could suck your cock whenever you need a quick fix.

Would be like a BJ in a glass case.

In case of emergency break the glass.

I prefer 6 packs

[J Diddy]

When you're 16, who you get a hummer from matters. When you're 30, not so much.

True dat.

[frankotank]

Hey frank, is this fattytits?

it certainly could be....and I for one would not hesitate.
she's not fat....she's....voluptuous!

[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

I've never went to sleep with an ugly chick or fat chick but I have woke up with several of them! I think they must spoil overnight. Couldn't have anything to do with being intoxicated!

[Bowser]

I can understand, visualize, and appreciate the difference. I've dated girls who were 'hot' and I've dated girls who were 'sexy'. However, I find the girl I am currently dating to be both hot & sexy.

She was looking over your shoulder as you typed that, wasn't she?

[frankotank]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A

It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her.

that was a mistake!
when I was a young'un I had a girlfriend...**** buddy....and she loved to chug the ole protein shake. she mostly wanted to do only that. she's going at it one night and I say, let's get in the backseat. she looks up and says why? so I said....umm...because I love you? BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! she just went right back to it, swallowed it down and I took her home.

so now....many many moons later....I'm old, I'm married...and I think back on the time when I wanted to give up a BJ for intercourse and I think....what a dumbass! LMAO

[Skull-FU]

I've boned my wife a few times when she was preggers. Does that count? If you do it from behind it's like boning another chic. It was fun.

[ModSocks]

that was a mistake!
when I was a young'un I had a girlfriend...**** buddy....and she loved to chug the ole protein shake. she mostly wanted to do only that. she's going at it one night and I say, let's get in the backseat. she looks up and says why? so I said....umm...because I love you? BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! she just went right back to it, swallowed it down and I took her home.

so now....many many moons later....I'm old, I'm married...and I think back on the time when I wanted to give up a BJ for intercourse and I think....what a dumbass! LMAO

LMAO

[Donger]

I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm

You were in a dorm at 16?

[ModSocks]

You were in a dorm at 16?

Group home.

15 Boys downstairs, 15 girls upstairs.

[Donger]

Group home.

15 Boys downstairs, 15 girls upstairs.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Target-rich environment.

[siberian khatru]

If only Endelt was around...

He was the Halley's Comet of Chiefs Planet.

[ModSocks]

Oh, I didn't know that.

Target-rich environment.

It was an interesting experience to say the least. Putting 15 teenage girls w/ daddy issues together in one place made for a lot of interesting days.

[Stewie]

LMAO

Carlota is my hero!

[Fish]

sample size of one, but i had a fat chick on speed dial for awhile...willing to do anything, anytime, pro-style cock sucker...pretty much 0 self-esteem

i mean, yeah, i kept it a secret from friends....LMAO

but she did fat girls proud in the sack

That seems to be a trend with the heavy girls. Their self esteem is in the negatives. Which is a huge huge turnoff. Big girls can be very attractive when their confidence and self esteem is high. And those kind usually pull tail quite often. But most are so self conscious about themselves that it just ruins any attraction. I don't dislike fat girls at all, I dislike self conscious girls.

[J Diddy]

http://gigginonya.com/fat%20chick.jpg


Say it loud
Say it clear
Don't be ashamed
Mount from the rear

Shout to the world
So all may hear
I rode the Hoggerbeast
After I mounted her from the rear

[BlackHelicopters]

http://gigginonya.com/fat%20chick.jpg


Say it loud
Say it clear
Don't be ashamed
Mount from the rear

Shout to the world
So all may hear
I rode the Hoggerbeast
After I mounted her from the rear


Can't unsee that.

[Frosty]

http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/fuck-that-bitch-scared-yao.png





Hell no.

[the Talking Can]

That seems to be a trend with the heavy girls. Their self esteem is in the negatives. Which is a huge huge turnoff. Big girls can be very attractive when their confidence and self esteem is high. And those kind usually pull tail quite often. But most are so self conscious about themselves that it just ruins any attraction. I don't dislike fat girls at all, I dislike self conscious girls.

the complete lack of self-esteem eventually becomes a deal killer...because if you have any conscience at all, you reach a point where taking advantage of her begins to feel pathetic...

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Only the sweet ones. There's no bitch like a fat bitch.

[Hammock Parties]

Hideous thread. My skin is crawling. I need to delouse.

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL man I shouldn't of looked at that pic haha

[CoMoChief]

slept w/? heavens no....but i was drunk and got a bj from one. i think it was a good one too from what i recall.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Fat chicks need loving too LMAO

[MotherfuckerJones]

Carlota, were sending you on a secret mission to find out if branden alberts balls are gay. Wait that didn't sound right LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Nope. No way. It wasn't just her fat ugliness, it was also the smell when she dropped her panties.

:LOL: Oh boy

[MotherfuckerJones]

:LOL: Oh boy

Ya, :facepalm: