**LA Angels of Anaheim @ KC Royals 5/24**

[petegz28]

I'll take one for team to help protect others' game thread records.

7:10pm CT

LAA: Vargas
KC: Mendoza


Moose out
Frenchy in
Getz leading off.....again

[Three7s]

Automatic loss.

[Rasputin]

Great expect a 3 to 1 loss. Great pitching with no run support.


Lough will get the base runner in.

[SPATCH]

Smells like a blowout loss...

I hope Getz leads off again and we just get killed.

[petegz28]

don't panic....
1000 points of light...
stay the course....

[Pablo]

Can't wait. Promised the fiancee a few weeks ago we'd go to this one.

So, I'll be there. And I'm sure I'll be disappointed.

Such is life as a Royals fan.

[TLO]

Not sure why... but I've got a good feeling about this one.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Not sure why... but I've got a good feeling about this one.

LOL

[Pablo]

Not sure why... but I've got a good feeling about this one.Yeah, the way these guys have been playing lately is really inspiring.

I can't wait to see how far Trout hits one tonight.

[Bowser]

Not sure why... but I've got a good feeling about this one.

It's just gas. Just fart and clear your head.

[Canofbier]

Alright, gents, we'll need something to keep us entertained through the game tonight:

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[BlackHelicopters]

Moose is gonna break out tonight

[Pablo]

Moose is gonna break out tonightYeah, we just need to be patient. It's coming.

Really.

It's gonna happen.

Soon.

[BlackHelicopters]

M Cabrera has 6 home runs THIS WEEK.

[Bowser]

Moose is gonna break out tonight

1-5

pops up on the infield twice, flies out to center, grounds into inning ending DP, bloop single behind the shortstop

[KCUnited]

Moose is gonna break out tonight

Let's hope its bacne from the roids they decided to give him.

[SPchief]

I'll be there. Only one loss for me when I've been there. Hosmer jacks one to RIGHT field tonight

[BlackHelicopters]

I'll be there. Only one loss for me when I've been there. Hosmer jacks one to RIGHT field tonight

LMAO

[Nickel D]

1-5

pops up on the infield twice, flies out to center, grounds into inning ending DP, bloop single behind the shortstop

A lone single in 5 trips to the plate IS a breakout performance for 'takas.

[penbrook]

Moose isnt playing tonight. Tejada is.

[SPATCH]

Bob Dutton ‏@Royals_Report 44m
#Royals vs. LAA LHP Vargas: Getz 4, Escobar 6, Gordon 7, Butler DH, Hosmer 3, Cain 8, Perez 2, Francoeur 9, Tejada 5 and Mendoza 1.


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[Chiefspants]

The Angels will probably IBB Getz to start the game.

[Ceej]

Can't wait. Promised the fiancee a few weeks ago we'd go to this one.

So, I'll be there. And I'm sure I'll be disappointed.

Such is life as a Royals fan.

Be sure to post pictures of her scarfing down $1 weiners.

[stonedstooge]

YOU ONLY GOT TWO ** INSTEAD OF THE REQUIRED FOUR ****. WAY TO JINX US RIGHT OFF THE BAT

[Nightfyre]

Alright, gents, we'll need something to keep us entertained through the game tonight:

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959 feet

[Nightfyre]

1300 ft

[BlackHelicopters]

1300 ft

Keep going

[Nightfyre]

I have to save some for the actual game after we're hopelessly behind (1 run)

[BlackHelicopters]

I have to save some for the actual game after we're hopelessly behind (1 run)

Good point.

[petegz28]

YOU ONLY GOT TWO ** INSTEAD OF THE REQUIRED FOUR ****. WAY TO JINX US RIGHT OFF THE BAT

This team hasn't earned 4 ****

[lewdog]

Royals about to go in dry on all of us....

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bean ball that old man Pooholes

[stonedstooge]

WE'RE IN TROUBLE ALREADY

[stonedstooge]

Escobar saves the inning

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

100% pure luck.

[siberian khatru]

SURVIVE AND ADVANCE

[stonedstooge]

Let's score first tonight for a fucking change

[petegz28]

Hell of a play by Alcides

[stonedstooge]

sigh

[petegz28]

Fuck you, Ump

[stonedstooge]

LEADOFF WALK.

[petegz28]

be nice if we got the same calls Vargas is

[texaschiefsfan]

Come on Royals! I know you've got a bloop single in there somewhere!

[stonedstooge]

Trout's a hair faster then Billy Butler

[lewdog]

I like Mike Trout. Hell of a ball player.

[petegz28]

here's the game, right here

[stonedstooge]

Defense keeping us in it

[petegz28]

that may have given us a chance to win this, right there

[BlackHelicopters]

Damn

[petegz28]

He was safe but Ned still should have put up something of a small argument

[stonedstooge]

He was safe but Ned still should have put up something of a small argument

Wouldn't want to get his team riled up. They might start performing

[BlackHelicopters]

Bad baseball

[Stanley Nickels]

Mendoza is pitching horribly.

[siberian khatru]

If the Royals could find a way to cut this lead in half, they would.

[stonedstooge]

FRENCHY MADE CONTACT. 5 MORE STARTS

[petegz28]

Man, French...you really got a hold of that one!!!!

[stonedstooge]

TEJADA TIES IT UP

[petegz28]

MIGGY!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

BOOM

[BlackHelicopters]

If the Royals could find a way to cut this lead in half, they would.

Only the Royals!

[lewdog]

Well bye, Moose.....

[-King-]

So... send down Moose?

[mr. tegu]

Moustakas taking care of Tejada's helmet and gloves. LOL

[Hootie]

Tejada is going to finish 2nd on this team in HR's...with 12.

[C3HIEF3S]

Moose will be back in the lineup tomorrow.

[tk13]

Tejada is going to finish 2nd on this team in HR's...with 12.

John Buck hit his 11th HR tonight. I was just thinking he could probably miss the rest of the year and finish top 5 on the Royals.

[petegz28]

Ah, yeah, well, we scored so that means we have to give the run back

[stonedstooge]

wut Alex?

[stonedstooge]

Damn, survived another inning

[petegz28]

Nice DP.....let's score some now, please

[petegz28]

Vargas getting some BS calls on our field

[stonedstooge]

Gordon's gone cold this series

[petegz28]

JFC, Butler....WTF is your deal, asshole?

[petegz28]

When was the last time Butler hit one out of the infield? I'm thinking it was game 2 of the Astros series and only 1 AB.

[stonedstooge]

JFC, Butler....WTF is your deal, asshole?

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[stonedstooge]

Mendoza flirting with disaster every inning

[Dartgod]

Wow. Thought that was bad news.

[tk13]

Twins are crashing down. Anibal Sanchez is one inning away from a no-hitter tonight for Detroit. Has 114 pitches though.

[petegz28]

Vargas gets another call

[stonedstooge]

Ump missed another one

[petegz28]

French working on another 0-3 game

[siberian khatru]

Attaboy, Frenchy. Another 3-4 weeks and that's gonna be outta there.

[stonedstooge]

Pussies walking Tejada

[petegz28]

Ok, Yost....here is your boy.....

[siberian khatru]

MAKE THEM PAY, GETZ

[Stanley Nickels]

Pretty telling when your 9 hitter gets IBB so the pitcher can get to your LEADOFF MAN.

[petegz28]

dude that was a balk like a mother fucker

[stonedstooge]

Pretty telling when your 9 hitter gets IBB so the pitcher can get to your LEADOFF MAN.

Ned says: "That's crazy"

[petegz28]

HTF is that not a balk when he keeps moving his right leg like that?

[Stanley Nickels]

Is Gets swinging a bat made of iron?

[Hootie]

so did Miggy take a year off, roid the fuck back up, and then turn himself back into a beast?

[stonedstooge]

GETS SOME COMES THROUGH. 2-1

[petegz28]

Yost fapping like a teenager

[Stanley Nickels]

KEEP FUCKING DOUBTING GETZ, STANLEY

[Dartgod]

GETZ!!!

[Stanley Nickels]

Getz's swing form is so bizarre. All arms.

[AussieChiefsFan]

YES!

[Stanley Nickels]

So wait, Mendoza's battling blisters, and Yost is going to send him out there for the SIXTH?

[siberian khatru]

Well, hell, I guess Ned knows what he's doing after all

[tk13]

Joe Mauer gets a hit with 1 out in the 9th inning to break up the Sanchez no hitter.

[petegz28]

Getz has more hits in the last 3 games than Butler.....more RBI's too

[stonedstooge]

So wait, Mendoza's battling blisters, and Yost is going to send him out there for the SIXTH?

Blister hasn't broken yet/Ned

[-King-]

Wow. That hit was unexpected.

[siberian khatru]

Did they just pitch around Esky to get to Gordo?

[petegz28]

be a good time for Gordon to come out of his mini-slump right here

[stonedstooge]

Ump quit giving him those low pitches

[AussieChiefsFan]

Lets go Royals

[petegz28]

fuck

[stonedstooge]

****

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Yost is a genius.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Damnit

[stonedstooge]

LUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[siberian khatru]

A rare (kinda) high-leverage situation for Hoch.

[Stanley Nickels]

Chris Getz looks like Ned's son.

[stonedstooge]

HOCH TIES IT UP

[Stanley Nickels]

MOTHER****ER.

[Stanley Nickels]

A rare (kinda) high-leverage situation for Hoch.

Wellp.

[siberian khatru]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dartgod]

Yeah, bring in Hoch in a 1 run game. Great idea, Ned.

[siberian khatru]

PUT HIM IN THE ROTATION

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Hochevar is back.

[lewdog]

The old Lukey we know!

[stonedstooge]

Hoch hitting midseason form tonight

[siberian khatru]

ELL OH ELL

[Stanley Nickels]

I feel like such a reactionary when I want pitchers to be pulled so fast, but you can tell when his stuff is just awful. I'm of the mind that you just need to get him out of there ASAP.

[Walrus]

What a fucking joke!

[stonedstooge]

I feel like such a reactionary when I want pitchers to be pulled so fast, but you can tell when his stuff is just awful. I'm of the mind that you just need to get him out of there ASAP.

He's going to put one of those hanging curves dead center to see if an Angel can beat the 460 footer last night

[lewdog]

ROFL

Nice bunt. Ned could teach you how to do it.

[Walrus]

That was very stupid by the HaLOLs

[siberian khatru]

Why the fuck would you get cute like that, Scioscia?

[stonedstooge]

Those strikes called outside the zone are killing us

[Hootie]

time to put Tejada in the 5 hole lol

[stonedstooge]

That sucked Hosmer

[Hootie]

if Hochevar can get through the meat of the lineup here I'll be impressed

[stonedstooge]

if Hochevar can get through the meat of the lineup here I'll be impressed

So will he

[Hootie]

Lol

[stonedstooge]

NED NED NED

[Dartgod]

WTF??????

[Stanley Nickels]

WTF?!

[Mr. Laz]

Yost better keep going until he gets kicked

[Stanley Nickels]

That wasn't even CLOSE

[Mr. Laz]

touched his hand


he was out

[Dartgod]

That was ridiculous.


Worse call of the season.

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

He was out by quite a bit.

[cosmo20002]

Closer than I thought but he was out.

[Mr. Laz]

Yost, you pussy.


you should of been throwing bases and kicking dirt

[Dartgod]

That wasn't even close. Someone is on the take.

[siberian khatru]

That's one of those deals where Yost has to tell the ump "You've got to toss me."

[Stanley Nickels]

I don't get why you run Trout with Pujols up there. Trout is fast enough and Pujols doesn't really hit bloops..

[stonedstooge]

Salvy gunned that ****er down. What an arm

[Stanley Nickels]

That was ridiculous.


Worse call of the season.

Worst.

[Dartgod]

Worst.

That too.

Oh well, its mute now with the walk.

[petegz28]

HTF can you call him safe? I mean it wasn't even close...he was shot but a fucking country mile

[stonedstooge]

Ump didn't see him tag his arm. Thought the tag didn't occur until his chest

[stonedstooge]

AND there's our 1 run loss

[Dartgod]

Ump didn't see him tag his arm. Thought the tag didn't occur until his chest

Then the ump is a blind asshole.

[Jerm]

Ump didn't see him tag his arm. Thought the tag didn't occur until his chest

Then that ump is the blindest motherfucker walking this planet....

[Stanley Nickels]

Unfuckingreal.

[AussieChiefsFan]

:facepalm:

[petegz28]

So the guy who should be out scores to give them the lead.....this is fucking insane

[Stanley Nickels]

There better be an OBVIOUS makeup call.

[Mr. Laz]

should of gotten the guy at 2nd

[stonedstooge]

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[Mr. Laz]

There better be an OBVIOUS makeup call.

nah ... we are going to give up a big hit and lose by 3 so that called will be ignored

[petegz28]

That should have been the inning and it should be tied

[Dartgod]

Should have been the 3rd out.

Fucking ump has given them 2 runs now.

[petegz28]

Fuck you, Physioc with your "the two walks really come back to haunt the Royals"

Mother fuck you up your lame ass you piece of shit. Go suck off the 2nd base Ump you rotten jizz bucket

[petegz28]

LA 2
KC 2
2nd base Ump 2 for LA

[petegz28]

Make it 3 runs for the piece of shit Ump at 2nd

[stonedstooge]

When it rains it pours. fuck. 5-2

[siberian khatru]

Open the floodgates

[petegz28]

And HTF is Yost still in this game? HTF do you not get tossed after that bullshit call?

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

Well, that will do it.

[siberian khatru]

And there it is, the single that will keep Frenchy in the lineup another week ... until his next single.

[-King-]

Whew.

[petegz28]

small dose of poetic justice but it doesn't come close to what the 2nd base ump did to us

[stonedstooge]

Let's get em back

[siberian khatru]

Lulz

[Dartgod]

Should have got a make up call on Getz at first.

Cocksucking umps.

[ChiTown]

Moar speed

[petegz28]

well 3 games under .500 now. Or will be anyway. And of all things because of the god damn 2nd base Umpire

[ChiTown]

well 3 games under .500 now. Or will be anyway. And of all things because of the god damn 2nd base Umpire

Well, there's that, and the fact that our offense is a sorry sack of shit.....

[petegz28]

Well, there's that, and the fact that our offense is a sorry sack of shit.....

Yeah but that's fucking deflating when you're tied and your defense is helping you stay in the game and then the Ump blows what isn't even a close call that leads to the other team scoring 3 runs

[Dartgod]

well 3 games under .500 now. Or will be anyway. And of all things because of the god damn 2nd base Umpire

Despite the horse shit call at 2nd, I'm fully confident that we would have found a way to lose anyway.

Still, the 2nd base ump is a cum-gargling cocksucker.

[lewdog]

I am guessing a prostate exam feels similar to this?

[petegz28]

Oh so on a play 10 times closer you call him out??? Fuckheaded cock sack

[stonedstooge]

I am guessing a prostate exam feels similar to this?

Kind of feels good when my lady doctor does one

[GloryDayz]

Just got home from my 8-year-old's dominating win... Should I just go straight to bed?

[stonedstooge]

Just got home from my 8-year-old's dominating win... Should I just go straight to bed?

We aren't close enough

[Chiefspants]

Just got home from my 8-year-old's dominating win... Should I just go straight to bed?

Yes.

[GloryDayz]

Can we manufacture 2 more runs to make it our signature one-run loss?

[gblowfish]

Look...there's a carousel in the outfield!!!


Oh, sorry.

Are we playing baseball tonight?

[TLO]

I just got home from work. I'm sure we'll end up losing by 1

[petegz28]

Yeah, tip his hat to the Ump...fucking bullshit

[gblowfish]

So, did the Angels guys bring Hud his stash from LA? He likes the good Mexican cheeba.

[petegz28]

Replay has to be brought into this game. We aren't doing much to win but it still just fries my ass that the 2nd base Ump gave them that shit

[Chiefspants]

At this point, I hope the streak continues until Toast and Claythan are flushed from Kauffman's stadium.

[gblowfish]

This chick is so wasted she can't even feel a bee sting.

[petegz28]

Here comes Butler to hit into a DP

[gblowfish]

We can lose 89 games this year and David Glass will call this a successful season.

[gblowfish]

Billy with a suck at bat....

[petegz28]

Way to go, Butler..didn't even get the bat on the ball

[TLO]

This chick is so wasted she can't even feel a bee sting.

What does she say at the end of the commerical?

"Be careful Angus" ??

[petegz28]

can anyone hit the fucking ball besides Gordon?

[gblowfish]

Well, that was a fun inning...

[TLO]

Team looks like it could care less. FFS

[petegz28]

Wow, you really just swung at a ball in the dirt

[gblowfish]

What does she say at the end of the commerical?

"Be careful Angus" ??

"Be careful with my anus...?"

[stonedstooge]

Gueterriz to Omaha will be the next major move

[gblowfish]

Don't
Panic.
This is the same team that went 17-10.

Sort of.

Hey look, all you can eat night!

[petegz28]

I still want to pound the fucking 2nd base Ump's head into the ground. It most likely would still be 2-2 had he not flat out given the game to LA

[gblowfish]

When's bloody weenie bobble head night???

[petegz28]

Since the last series against the Sox we have had 1 winning series in 6 series

[gblowfish]

Hud likes to spend his road nights in gay oriental bath houses....

[Prison Bitch]

2 more runs tonight. It's just comical Dayton thought this lineup would work.

[gblowfish]

2013 Slogan: "Kansas City Royals: Almost."

[TLO]

"Be careful with my anus...?"

:LOL:

[gblowfish]

So, this year, we're irrelevant by Memorial Day. Usually it's Mother's Day. Next year, maybe we'll make it to Flag Day.

[gblowfish]

OOOH...Frenchy is our last hope! I'm so optimistic!!!

[gblowfish]

HO HO HO....it's so funny that we're getting fucking beat...ha ha ha....

[ILChief]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p7KlECWLlK8/TzLoHsilOqI/AAAAAAAAGGE/Ql5jVhcuYHk/s1600/hindenburg-bow-torch.jpg

[gblowfish]

Is that a picture of one of Hud's doobies?

[TLO]

Nice Locain

[AussieChiefsFan]

Goodbye, last chance to be over .500.

[GloryDayz]

Wow, didn't see how badly the 2nd base Ump fucked us...

Nope, no need for baseball to worry about officiating - none at all!!!!!!!

[petegz28]

Wow, didn't see how badly the 2nd base Ump ****ed us...

Nope, no need for baseball to worry about officiating - none at all!!!!!!!

Yeah, I mean we got bent over and dry fucked for 3 runs. None of which score had the Ump not given it away

[GloryDayz]

Ned watching his life go down the shitter! LOL!

[TLO]

Get AIDS trout.

[GloryDayz]

Yeah, I mean we got bent over and dry fucked for 3 runs. None of which score had the Ump not given it away

And Ned won't do shit about it. I see he's still in the game, so evidently he's still a full-on pussy!

[gblowfish]

Frenchy is awful. Just awful. How can you let him hit in that situation?

[TLO]

I hate this team. So, so much

[ILChief]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hLXrtGii5rM/TA76xOVHmJI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/_3Y-IDmvt2w/s1600/CorduroyPlanet+297.bmp

[petegz28]

And Ned won't do shit about it. I see he's still in the game, so evidently he's still a full-on pussy!

Oh he fought it for a few seconds...he shouldn't have walked off the field until he was tossed. I mean it was not close...not even close to close. In fact as Hud said, Trout was tagged twice even.

[ILChief]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZJ9ZLa2So/TL1EaDwF5mI/AAAAAAAAAu0/nQXq09C1Cj4/s1600/Dumpster-Fire.jpg

[gblowfish]

ROYALS LOSE!!!

Don't
Panic.

Sez Ned.
Hey, we'll win sometime in June!

[GloryDayz]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo...

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[stonedstooge]

AND ANOTHER loss

[petegz28]

Trout celebrating because he sucked off the 2nd base Ump

[Prison Bitch]

Wow, didn't see how badly the 2nd base Ump ****ed us...

Nope, no need for baseball to worry about officiating - none at all!!!!!!!

We scored 2 runs dude.

[gblowfish]

Jeez, it's so unfortunate. It's just too bad. They're just better than us. Hey, we haven't lost 90 yet, so we're making progress.

[petegz28]

We scored 2 runs dude.

And the way this game was going it is probably still tied 2-2

[Prison Bitch]

And the way this game was going it is probably still tied 2-2

I blame the umps for our embarrassing offense.

[gblowfish]

Ned should have left Hoch in. If we're going to lose by three, maybe they can pitch Hoch till he blows his arm out.

[GloryDayz]

We scored 2 runs dude.

Best reason ever to blow calls that obvious.... Is that the unwritten rule, if a team sucks and can't score much, fuck them while they're on defense too?

[gblowfish]

Come on out, bring the kiddies....watch us fail over and over and over and over and over (repeat over 24 times...)

[teedubya]

Fuck you Ned
Fuck you Hosmer
Fuck you Ned, again.
Fuck you Moose
Fuck you Ned
Fuck you Hochever
Fuck you Ned
Fuck you David Glass
Fuck you Dayton Moore.
Fuck you whoever teh fucking hitting coaches are throughout this organization.

[GloryDayz]

Come on out, bring the kiddies....watch us fail over and over and over and over and over (repeat over 24 times...)

EXACTLY!!!

No thanks, I went on "Scout Day at the K" - that's enough for one year until they don't suck.

[petegz28]

I blame the umps for our embarrassing offense.

Dude I'm sorry, that wasn't a typical bad call. That was one of the worst I have seen in a long time. It wasn't close to being somewhat close. It directly led to 3 runs.

[GloryDayz]

Yep, that play should be played every day for the rest of that umpire's life! They should etch it on his headstone when he dies...

He put up with the yelling because he knew he was wrong!

[petegz28]

Monty even ripping on Ned for not coming back out and jawing at the Ump after seeing the replay just to fire up the team some