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Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:20 AM
The NFL decided to reward the countless hours we've wasted on this forum to draft us for their respective teams' message boards, in hopes of improving message board chatter across the league.

The draft order is based on the initial 2013 draft order. The posters selected are in order based on rep.

How does your team look?

1st round

1 Kansas City - unnecessary drama
2 Jacksonville - Bwana
3 Oakland - SNR
4 Philadelphia - frazod
5 Detroit - gblowfish
6 Cleveland - Lumpy
7 Arizona - Gonzo
8 Buffalo - Rain Man
9 New York Jets - KC Tattoo
10 Tennessee - Mr. Flopnuts

...

11 San Diego - Sofa King
12 Miami - vailpass
13 Tampa Bay - pr_capone
14 Carolina - patteeu
15 New Orleans - LiveStream
16 St. Louis - Phobia
17 Pittsburgh - notorious
18 Dallas - Bowser
19 New York Giants - Simply Red
20 Chicago- Pestilence
21 Cincinnati - Dylan
22 St. Louis (from Washington) - loochy
23 Minnesota - Mr. Laz
24 Indianapolis - loochy
25 Minnesota (from Seattle) - Sorter
26 Green Bay - luv
27 Houston - Saul Good
28 Denver - listopencil
29 New England - Fish
30 Atlanta - milkman
31 San Francisco - FAX
32 Baltimore - cabletech94

2nd Round

33 Jacksonville - Old Dog
34 San Francisco - (from KC) - Iowanian
35 Philadelphia - DoucheMcCloud
36 Detroit - dartgod
37 Cincinnati - (from Oak) - crazycoffey
38 Arizona - RNR
39 Cleveland (FORFEIT SUPP. DRAFT)
40 New York Jets - AussieChiefsFan
41 Tennessee - Demonpenz
42 Buffalo - Brock
43 Miami - Donger
44 Tampa Bay - BossChief
45 Carolina - petezg23
46 New Orleans (FORFEIT BOUNTYGATE)
47 San Diego - -King-
48 St. Louis - DJ's left nut
49 Dallas - teedubya
50 Pittsburgh - Direckshun
51 New York Giants - Dave Lane
52 Chicago - seclark
53 Washington - Buck
54 Minnesota - stevieray
55 Cincinnati - KCUnited
56 Miami - (from Indy) - rockymtnchief
57 Green Bay - lewdog
58 Seattle - 'Hamas' Jenkins
59 Houston - DeezNutz
60 Denver - blaise
61 New England - mlyonsd
62 Atlanta - Dayze
63 San Francisco - Guru
64 Baltimore - Pawnmower

3rd Round

64. Kansas City - J Diddy
65. Jacksonville - KcMizzou
66. Detroit - KILLER CLOWN
67. Oakland - BigRedChief
68. Philadelphia - CJizzles
69. Cleveland - ChiefsCountry
70. Arizona - Radar Chief
71. Tennessee - Mr. Plow
72. Buffalo - Rausch
73. New York Jets - the Talking Can
74. Tampa Bay - DaFace
75. San Francisco - (from CAR) - Shogun
76. New Orleans - bevischief
77. San Diego - htismaqe
78. Miami - scottfree
79. St. Louis - Strongside
80. Pittsburgh - JASONSAUTO
81. Dallas - OnTheWarpath58
82. New York Giants - BucEyedPea
83. Miami - (from CHI) - NewChief
84. Minnesota - |Zach|
85. Cincinnati - keg in kc
86. Washington - Dave
87. Indianapolis - Amnorix
88. Seattle - siberian khatru
89. Green Bay - lcarus
90. Houston - HemiEd
91. Denver - Detoxing
92. New England - mikey23545
93. Atlanta - Baby Lee
94. San Francisco - stonedstooge
95. Baltimore - threebag02
96. Houston (COMP) - Branden Albert's Huge Balls
97. Kansas City (COMP) - Reaper16
98. Tennessee (COMP) - mnchiefsguy

4th Round

99. Jaguars - Clay's Mult
100. Chiefs - AustinChief
101. Raiders - Fire Me Boy!
102. Eagles - Nightfyre
103. Vikings - R8ers
104. Cardinals - MOhillbilly
105. Browns - Inmem58
106. Bills - Bump
107. Jets - Fritz88
108. Titans - HonestChieffan
109. Panthers - alnorth
110. Saints - Bearcat
111. Chargers - JD10367
112. Dolphins - Otter
113. Buccaneers - Mr Tomahawk
114. Rams - MIAdragon
115. Cowboys - dirk digler
116. Steelers - WV
117. Giants - Crush
118. Bears - go bowe
119. Bengals - Reerun KC
120. Redskins - ChiTown
121. Vikings - Big Smoke
122. Colts - cdcox
123. Packers - Marcellus the True
124. Seahawks - Sweet Daddy Hate
125. Texans - Pants
126. Broncos - SPchief
127. Buccaneers - The Bad Guy
128. Falcons - Nzoner
129. 49ers - Saulbadguy
130. Ravens - O.city
131. Ravens - QuikSsurfer
132. 49ers - DMAC
133. Lions - theelusiveeightdrop
134. Falcons - tooge

5th Round

135. Kansas City - cosmo2002
136. Jacksonville - ReynardMuldrake
137. Philadelphia - burt
138. Detroit - Canofbier
139. Seattle - (from OAK) - Deberg_1990
140. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP
141. Arizona - tk13
142. New York Jets - ForeverChiefs58
143. Tennessee - 4th and Long
144. Buffalo - GloryDayz
145. New Orleans - Hog Farmer
146. San Diego - kstater
147. Miami - CaliforniaChief
148. Tampa Bay - kysirsoze
149. Carolina - RedDread
150. St. Louis - Chiefspants
151. Pittsburgh - La literatura
152. Dallas - Fat Elvis
153. New York Giants - MTG #10
154. Chicago - Buehler445
155. Washington - Saccopoo
156. Minnesota - BillSelfsTrophyCase
157. Cincinnati - Chiefs Pantalones
158. San Francisco - (from INDY) - CoMoChief
159. Seattle - Fairplay
160. Green Bay - Ebolapox
161. Houston - Ugly Duck
162. Denver - Pablo
163. Washington - (from NE) - WhitiE
164. Atlanta - big nasty kcnut
165. San Francisco - whoman69
166. Baltimore - Gracie Dean
167. Miami - Braincase
168. Green Bay - PunkinDrublic
169. Baltimore - ThaVirus

Sixth Round

170. Jaguars - Raiderhader
171. Chiefs - Molitoth
172. Lions - Lzen
173. Raiders - Chiefnj2
174. Browns - saphojunkie
175. Cardinals - Dante84
176. Browns - frankotank
177. Cardinals - chefsos
178. Bills - CrazyPhuD
179. Jets - Rams Fan
180. Chargers - InChiefsHell
181. 49ers - Al Bundy
182. Buccaneers - Bo's Pelini
183. Panthers - ChiefsNow
184. Saints - Tribal Warfare
185. Rams - Flachief58
186. Cowboys - Discuss Thrower
187. Steelers - BigOlChiefsfan
188. Giants - journeyscarab
189. Bears - Pitt Gorilla
190. Vikings - Ultra Peanut
191. Bengals - duncan_idaho
192. Redskins - dmahurin
193. Colts - Bewbies
194. Packers - durtyrute
195. Seahawks - tredadda
196. Texans - MeatRock
197. Buccaneers - rico
198. Bengals - KCrockaholic
199. Falcons - Chiefshrink
200. Ravens - chiefzilla1501
201. Ravens - Setsuna
202. Texans - Comrade Crapski
203. Titans - orange
204. Ravens - beach tribe
205. Chiefs - Munson
206. Raiders - Predarat
207. Steelers - SuperChief

7th Round

208. Chiefs - Stanley Nickels
209. Jaguars - chasedude
210. Raiders - Carlota69
211. Eagles - Brainiac
212. Lions - BigCatDaddy
213. Eagles - Spott
214. Vikings - BIG DADDY
215. Seahawks - Hawk
216. Jets - LOCOChief
217. Titans - hometeam
218. Dolphins - NJChiefsFan
219. Eagles - MoreLemonPledge
220. Cardinals - banyon
221. Seahawks - KCtotheSB
222. Chargers - mr. tegu
223. Rams - L.A. Chieffan
224. Steelers - BoneKrusher
225. Dolphins - bowener
226. Giants - Superturtle
227. Patriots - mdchiefsfan
228. 49ers - Taco John
229. Redskins - Pilsner
230. Vikings - Bob Dole
231. Colts - warpaint*
232. Seahawks - Cephalic Trauma
233. Packers - Kyle DeLexus
234. Texans - Aries Walker
235. Broncos - Just Passin' By
236. Patriots - LoneWolf
237. Falcons - ChiefsandO'sfan
238.49ers - Frosty
239. Ravens - Mr. Pink
240. Eagles - KChiefer
241. Bengals - digger
242. Seahawks - Jenson71
243. Seahawks - Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
244. Falcons - Johnny Vegas
245. Falcons - Stewie
246. Lions - booger
247. 49ers - Silock
248. Ravens - Jaric
249. Titans - Cave Johnson
250. Falcons - Gadzooks
251. Dolphins - aturnis
252. Bengals - Omaha
253. 49ers - RedNFeisty
254. Giants - Extra Point
255. Colts - RockChalk

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:23 AM
I was drafted in the 2nd round by the Steelers.

The Steelers draft class:

1. notorious
2. Direckshun
3. JASONSAUTO
4. WV
5. La literatura
6. BigOlChiefsfan
6. SuperChief
7. BoneKrusher

Pretty lousy class, honestly. I don't know almost all of these posters. I like La literature. That's it.

Basically, the Steelers just earned themselves two reliable liberals for their political forums, and tons of late night bullshit.

teedubya
05-26-2013, 12:26 AM
Fucking Dallas?

49 Dallas - teedubya

LOL. What average salary would I receive?

AussieChiefsFan
05-26-2013, 12:27 AM
40 New York Jets - AussieChiefsFan

I can share my misery with Geno.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:28 AM
Dallas ended up with a damn good draft.

Buck
05-26-2013, 12:28 AM
You have a lot of free time, huh?

teedubya
05-26-2013, 12:29 AM
Nice Draft for Dallas

18 Dallas - Bowser
49 Dallas - teedubya
81. Dallas - OnTheWarpath58
152. Dallas - Fat Elvis

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:29 AM
You have a lot of free time, huh?

After midnight, it's nothing but free time.

teedubya
05-26-2013, 12:30 AM
Mr. Irrelevant. 255. Colts - RockChalk

Rain Man
05-26-2013, 12:30 AM
I'm confused. Am I EJ Manual, the first selection of the Bills even though I wasn't the 8th pick? Am I Dee Milliner, the 8th pick, even though I was drafted by the Jets and not the Bills? Or am I the Bills reviewing the draft? Or maybe the Jets? Or a neutral third party?

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:35 AM
I'm confused. Am I EJ Manual, the first selection of the Bills even though I wasn't the 8th pick? Am I Dee Milliner, the 8th pick, even though I was drafted by the Jets and not the Bills? Or am I the Bills reviewing the draft? Or maybe the Jets? Or a neutral third party?

You've been drafted to improve the quality of Bills message boards internet-wide.

Rain Man
05-26-2013, 12:44 AM
You've been drafted to improve the quality of Bills message boards internet-wide.

Well, that won't be hard.

penbrook
05-26-2013, 12:49 AM
Im an UDFA!!

Hammock Parties
05-26-2013, 12:51 AM
Houston

Saul Good
DeezNutz
HemiEd
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
Pants
Ugly Duck
MeatRock
Comrade Crapski
Aries Walker

This is a team to be feared. Full of top quality posters, epic shitposters and even a well known rival fan.

This is THE team. No one is getting past this squad.

Hammock Parties
05-26-2013, 12:52 AM
Getting Aries Walker in the 7th?

Fucking STEAL.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:53 AM
Im an UDFA!!

Pick your team wisely, grasshopper.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-26-2013, 01:26 AM
I would have been a top 10 talent, but an injury my senior year pushed me down the rep board.

Dante84
05-26-2013, 01:33 AM
Damnit. The Cards.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 01:36 AM
Cards had a strong draft...

CrazyPhuD
05-26-2013, 01:40 AM
Da Bills.....

Does that mean we get to lose 4 CP superbowls in a row?

Ebolapox
05-26-2013, 01:40 AM
I went to the packers. they always draft well, remember that folks.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 01:47 AM
The Chiefs select me. I got a rocket arm....No more qb bitching.

chiefs1111
05-26-2013, 01:52 AM
The Rams drafted L.A. Chieffan in the 7th. Seems like a risky pick to me

Sassy Squatch
05-26-2013, 01:53 AM
Why did it have to be the Giants?

Simply Red
Dave Lane
Buceyedpea
Crush
MTG 10
journey scarab
Super turtle
Extra Point

Dave Lane and Buceyedpea? Someone's getting the Plaxico treatment.

Easy 6
05-26-2013, 02:00 AM
LAChieffan is going to be a HUGE pickup for the Rams in the seventh, what a steal.

He's a lunchpail packin team man just like his hero, first in, last to leave... he's a Believer, he'll be starting by the end of the season.

Exoter175
05-26-2013, 02:07 AM
Rookie Free Agent right here. excels in forum trolling but has questionable character. Sign me to your roster as a camp body.

penbrook
05-26-2013, 02:08 AM
I have decided as a UDFA I am signing with the Seattle Seahawks.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-26-2013, 09:18 AM
I must have decided to stay in school was projected to go Top 25 instead they took 2 loochys

Hootie
05-26-2013, 09:21 AM
Chiefs are fucking STACKED

The Franchise
05-26-2013, 09:22 AM
The Bears didn't have a lot of picks but they picked well.

KCUnited
05-26-2013, 09:27 AM
Was Pioli drafting for Cincinnati?

LoneWolf
05-26-2013, 09:36 AM
Here's proof that Pioli is secretly back working for the Patriots.

Fish
mlyonsd
mikey23545
mdchiefsfan
LoneWolf

007
05-26-2013, 09:41 AM
Damn I'm a second rounder.

DaFace
05-26-2013, 09:51 AM
My team (Tampa Bay) only had 4 picks apparently, but we're anchored by the guy who started a movement that eventually took down an entire NFL team (pr_capone). I'd say that's a solid draft any time.

KCUnited
05-26-2013, 09:55 AM
Was ***** drafting for Cincinnati?

I speaking in terms of 2nd round failures. duncan_idaho in the 6th might be the steal of the draft.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 09:57 AM
I speaking in terms of 2nd round failures. duncan_idaho in the 6th might be the steal of the draft.

The steal of the draft was me sliding down to the third. I sat in that green room and I sat and I sat and finally.

Saccopoo
05-26-2013, 10:01 AM
Jesus H. Christ...

How in the hell does Dan Synder even field a team with these kinds of epic shitfest drafts.

I'm pulling an Elway and refusing to post football takes for the Rat and Stupid Dan. Jake Plummer has been bugging me to join him on the USA Handball message boards...

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 10:01 AM
The steal of the draft was me sliding down to the third. I sat in that green room and I sat and I sat and finally.

I saw that on TV!

God, you looked stupid.

Bugeater
05-26-2013, 10:03 AM
Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 10:03 AM
I saw that on TV!

God, you looked stupid.

Right? I wasn't going to come back for the second day but everyone questioned my courage and shit. I had no choice.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 10:04 AM
Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

Whatever. We know about your torn anterior rep ligament.

Rain Man
05-26-2013, 10:05 AM
Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

So you're this year's Vontaze Burfict. Nothing but trouble.

Hootie
05-26-2013, 10:05 AM
so what we're saying is

I play RT?

gblowfish
05-26-2013, 10:05 AM
DETROIT?

I've been a Chiefs fan all my life, and now I have to follow DETROIT????

Jesus tap dancing Harlem Shaking Christ!!!

007
05-26-2013, 10:20 AM
Whatever. We know about your torn anterior rep ligament.

ROFL

Mav
05-26-2013, 10:24 AM
Well shit. I couldn't even get selected by Cleveland, this fucking blows.

Sully
05-26-2013, 10:26 AM
Currently accepting offers for my services as an UDFA.

Strengths;
Football knowledge (Xs and Os, techniques)
Humor
Anger

Weaknesses;
Hotheadedness in past
Intermittent posting
Music knowledge

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 10:41 AM
The Titans had a pretty decent draft.

007
05-26-2013, 10:47 AM
FAX and I will lead the 49ers to the promised land

SAUTO
05-26-2013, 10:49 AM
I was drafted in the 2nd round by the Steelers.

The Steelers draft class:

1. notorious
2. Direckshun
3. JASONSAUTO
4. WV
5. La literatura
6. BigOlChiefsfan
6. SuperChief
7. BoneKrusher

Pretty lousy class, honestly. I don't know almost all of these posters. I like La literature. That's it.

Basically, the Steelers just earned themselves two reliable liberals for their political forums, and tons of late night bullshit.
I thought we had a solid first four rounds, we could definitely be ok if the shit went down, huh notorious?
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MrGiggity
05-26-2013, 11:07 AM
F*** you guys I didn't get picked. As an UDFA I will take my talents to the CFL. I'm too good for you all :cuss:

Jerm
05-26-2013, 11:10 AM
Arena League here I come :facepalm: .......

RealSNR
05-26-2013, 11:12 AM
Way to help me out, Reggie. I can't throw AND catch at the same time.

Oakland Raiders
1. SNR
3. BigRedChief
4. Fire Me Boy!
6. Chiefnj2
6. Predarat
7. Carlota69

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:19 AM
all I know is I have AustinChief on my team so we're going to be tough to beat

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:20 AM
he's like the Jerry Jones to my Deion Sanders

KOBE

KOBEEEEEEEEEEEE

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 11:21 AM
all I know is I have AustinChief on my team so we're going to be tough to beat

He certainly makes up for your deficiencies. Me on the other hand, I'm the difference maker.

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:21 AM
He certainly makes up for your deficiencies. Me on the other hand, I'm the difference maker.

we just cut you

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 11:24 AM
we just cut you
You're the fucking right tackle everyone has been bitching about. I'm the next Tony Gonzalez.

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:24 AM
fitting that god damn Reaper is on our team

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:24 AM
You're the ****ing right tackle everyone has been bitching about. I'm the next Tony Gonzalez.

I HAVE THE VERSATILITY TO PLAY LEFT AND RIGHT!

mdchiefsfan
05-26-2013, 11:25 AM
Here's proof that ***** is secretly back working for the Patriots.

Fish
mlyonsd
mikey23545
mdchiefsfan
LoneWolf

Hey, hey! You watch your gad-damned mouth!

I want to be traded though, speaking with my agent now. Do 7th round draft picks have that luxury? LMAO

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:27 AM
you are camp fodder

bro

mdchiefsfan
05-26-2013, 11:28 AM
Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

LMAO So was Justin Houston. Sometimes shit happens before the draft.

mdchiefsfan
05-26-2013, 11:30 AM
you are camp fodder

bro

http://www.worldtvpc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/WooHooHomer.jpg

Hootie
05-26-2013, 11:31 AM
and you're officially off the list

mdchiefsfan
05-26-2013, 11:32 AM
and you're officially off the list

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KfCpAzB4rXo/R4-cs8WgdXI/AAAAAAAAACE/xnz7qMrosEM/s320/homer_simpson_doh_02.gif

hometeam
05-26-2013, 11:46 AM
I don't think my ink is going to go over well in the Titans locker room~

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 11:49 AM
I don't think my ink is going to go over well in the Titans locker room~

Fuck that. As a top ten pick I'm demanding in my contract negotiations that Fisty McTatt becomes the locker room mascot.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 11:49 AM
The Titans had a pretty decent draft.

I feel like they reached in the 1st.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 11:50 AM
I feel like they reached in the 1st.

I fucking hate you.

mdchiefsfan
05-26-2013, 11:51 AM
**** that. As a top ten pick I'm demanding in my contract negotiations that Fisty McTatt becomes the locker room mascot.

LMAO The Tennessee McTatts

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 11:52 AM
I feel like they reached in the 1st.

I hate you so much I'm not going black for Palastine. I'm going black for your asshole!

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 11:52 AM
I ****ing hate you.

Negged.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 11:53 AM
I hate you so much I'm not going black for Palastine. I'm going black for your asshole!

Reported.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 11:55 AM
Negged.

Hey you know what would be great? If you put the 9 mile OP in spoiler tags.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 11:55 AM
This little light of mine...

big nasty kcnut
05-26-2013, 11:56 AM
I'm in Atlanta so my football catching skills will help the team. I'm the next bert emmanel.

SAUTO
05-26-2013, 11:57 AM
I'm gonna let it shine...
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Direckshun
05-26-2013, 11:57 AM
Hey you know what would be great? If you put the 9 mile OP in spoiler tags.

That's a pretty good idea, for a third rounder.

SAUTO
05-26-2013, 11:57 AM
I'm in Atlanta so my football catching skills will help the team. I'm the next emmanel.

Ftp you sexy thing
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J Diddy
05-26-2013, 11:59 AM
That's a pretty good idea, for a third rounder.

First round talent, 3rd round brain.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 11:59 AM
You should've just put the top 9 there to show your disappointment with TN for reaching.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 12:01 PM
You should've just put the top 9 there to show your disappointment with TN for reaching.

Get your shit together, Baldwin.

SPchief
05-26-2013, 12:01 PM
I'm a fucking Bronco? With Bronco's fans on my team? Fuck this shit

Mr. Flopnuts
05-26-2013, 12:03 PM
Get your shit together, Baldwin.

Don't make me take a swing at you, old man.

Sofa King
05-26-2013, 12:36 PM
Damnit. I've fallen from 2 to 11 since starting my new job. Think I'll have to quit this one and get back in an office.

Fritz88
05-26-2013, 12:55 PM
I hate my team (Jets), but I'll have to live with that.

mdchiefsfan
05-26-2013, 01:18 PM
I'm a ****ing Bronco? With Bronco's fans on my team? **** this shit

LMAO

milkman
05-26-2013, 03:41 PM
This thread, proof positive that this place is full of a bunch of bored fucking idiots.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 03:43 PM
This thread, proof positive that this place is full of a bunch of bored fucking idiots.

It is now ya grumpy bastard.

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 03:44 PM
Speaking of milkman, the Falcons came out of this thing pretty stout.

1. milkman
2. Dayze
3. Baby Lee
4. Nzoner
5. big nasty kcnut
6. Chiefshrink
7. Johnny Vegas
7. Stewie

milkman
05-26-2013, 03:46 PM
It is now ya grumpy bastard.

Grumpy implies that I have my good moments.

Misnomer.

I'm an asshole, which is why I fell to the bottom of the first.

Locker room cancer concerns.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 03:57 PM
Grumpy implies that I have my good moments.

Misnomer.

I'm an asshole, which is why I fell to the bottom of the first.

Locker room cancer concerns.

LMAO

awesome

The Franchise
05-26-2013, 04:56 PM
Funny that the Browns and Jets are like their real life counterparts......all flash and no substance. Reaching on Lumpy and KC Tattoo in the 1st.

stonedstooge
05-26-2013, 05:00 PM
Drafted along with Mr. FAX to San Fran. Can't beat that. Mr. FAX needs to report though.

DaFace
05-26-2013, 05:02 PM
This thread, proof positive that this place is full of a bunch of bored fucking idiots.

The fact that we have a similar thread from Hootie right now with 2k posts isn't proof enough?

jspchief
05-26-2013, 05:05 PM
Where do I find my ranking? I'm assuming I'm an UDFA

SuperChief
05-26-2013, 05:10 PM
I was drafted in the 2nd round by the Steelers.

The Steelers draft class:

1. notorious
2. Direckshun
3. JASONSAUTO
4. WV
5. La literatura
6. BigOlChiefsfan
6. SuperChief
7. BoneKrusher

Pretty lousy class, honestly. I don't know almost all of these posters. I like La literature. That's it.

Basically, the Steelers just earned themselves two reliable liberals for their political forums, and tons of late night bullshit.

Dude . . you hurt the feels. Don't hate just because we don't converse on a regular basis! I'm pretty solid, bro.

cabletech94
05-26-2013, 05:27 PM
baltimore possibly had the biggest variety of a draft (biased, of course!!)
1. cabletech94
2. Pawnmower
3. threebag02
4a. O.city
4b. QuickSurfer
5a. gracie dean (noswad)
5b. ThaVirus
6a. chiefzilla1501
6b. Setsuna
6c. beach tribe
7a. mr. pink
7b. jaric

we may rule, based on strength in numbers alone. then again, we might all be pillowbitergots too.

Bowser
05-26-2013, 06:51 PM
First round pick of the Dallas Cowboys? I'm gonna get fucking paid!

Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

You are now officially the Bobby Newcombe of ChiefsPlanet!

Titty Meat
05-26-2013, 06:57 PM
How the fuck did gracie dean get drafted ahead of me? Dick was right when he said nobody here likes me.

Titty Meat
05-26-2013, 07:00 PM
My team (Tampa Bay) only had 4 picks apparently, but we're anchored by the guy who started a movement that eventually took down an entire NFL team (pr_capone). I'd say that's a solid draft any time.

Yeah and you have me. I'm equally to tank tyler coming out of the draft strengthwise with my guns

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 07:02 PM
baltimore possibly had the biggest variety of a draft (biased, of course!!)
1. cabletech94
2. Pawnmower
3. threebag02
4a. O.city
4b. QuickSurfer
5a. gracie dean (noswad)
5b. ThaVirus
6a. chiefzilla1501
6b. Setsuna
6c. beach tribe
7a. mr. pink
7b. jaric

we may rule, based on strength in numbers alone. then again, we might all be pillowbitergots too.

I suggest a Chiefs trade. Hootie for Cabletech.

Mr_Tomahawk
05-26-2013, 07:06 PM
Sup Bucs.

RealSNR
05-26-2013, 07:07 PM
Had I known this was coming, I would have posted more to improve my draft stock. Hootie got on top because Gonzo put him there (an investigation I would like acted upon) but I was on top of Bwana for several months. Only recently did he overtake me for the 2 spot.

I should be on the Chiefs, damn it

Pasta Little Brioni
05-26-2013, 07:59 PM
I should have went to Indy in the first round BTW

Pasta Little Brioni
05-26-2013, 08:00 PM
I thought we had a solid first four rounds, we could definitely be ok if the shit went down, huh notorious?
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That's a pretty solid squad w/ Bone in the 7th. Haven't seen him lately.

the Talking Can
05-26-2013, 08:02 PM
3rd round value>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1st round value

ThaVirus
05-26-2013, 08:04 PM
baltimore possibly had the biggest variety of a draft (biased, of course!!)
1. cabletech94
2. Pawnmower
3. threebag02
4a. O.city
4b. QuickSurfer
5a. gracie dean (noswad)
5b. ThaVirus
6a. chiefzilla1501
6b. Setsuna
6c. beach tribe
7a. mr. pink
7b. jaric

we may rule, based on strength in numbers alone. then again, we might all be pillowbitergots too.

No.

Renegade
05-26-2013, 09:33 PM
Sure was a lot of talent in this years draft class. When does the signing period begin? I can see 1.1 being a holdout during training camp. I also see 1.2 shooting 1.1 to get the top draft spot.

J Diddy
05-26-2013, 09:36 PM
Sure was a lot of talent in this years draft class. When does the signing period begin? I can see 1.1 being a holdout during training camp. I also see 1.2 shooting 1.1 to get the top draft spot.

Only a douche rt would hold out after being drafted 1.1

Wait, hooties 1.1

luv
05-26-2013, 10:02 PM
Green Bay Packers:

luv
lewdog
Icarus
Marcellus
Ebolapox
Punkin Drublic
durtyrute
Kyle DeLexus

Direckshun
05-26-2013, 10:13 PM
Green Bay Packers:

luv
lewdog
Icarus
Marcellus
Ebolapox
Punkin Drublic
durtyrute
Kyle DeLexus

I'd say that whole draft succeeds or fails with their first rounder.

Chiefaholic
05-26-2013, 10:41 PM
That's cool... I'll just sit back and be the Tyler Bray that went undrafted and teams fans are hoping beyond hope that I'll get the opportunity to knock their starter off his pedestal.

Rams Fan
05-26-2013, 11:08 PM
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KC Tattoo
AussieChiefsFan
the Talking Can
Fritz88
ForeverChiefs58
Rams Fan
LOCOChief


UNITED WE STAND.

rockymtnchief
05-26-2013, 11:27 PM
Well, at least Bwana can drive down the coast and see me and Otter. Vailpass, Donger, scottfree, CaliforniaChief, Braincase, NJChiefsFan, Bowener and aturnis can help us pack Otters drunk ass around town.

Thig Lyfe
05-26-2013, 11:31 PM
Looks like I'm the greatest UDFA in history.

I can post 20 LJS pics in 4 seconds flat.

AussieChiefsFan
05-26-2013, 11:31 PM
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KC Tattoo
AussieChiefsFan
the Talking Can
Fritz88
ForeverChiefs58
Rams Fan
LOCOChief


UNITED WE STAND.Cheers, Mate. :toast:

Rain Man
05-26-2013, 11:42 PM
My situation isn't perfect, but it's an outdoor stadium in a cold weather city for an original AFL team. Overall, that's pretty darn good.

I cast a look of contempt at you dome people

Discuss Thrower
05-27-2013, 01:21 AM
Nice Draft for Dallas

18 Dallas - Bowser
49 Dallas - teedubya
81. Dallas - OnTheWarpath58
152. Dallas - Fat Elvis

... hey..

Sully
05-27-2013, 08:22 AM
As it turns out... Zero offers as a UDFA.
So I've decided to keep my amateur status and train for the Olympics.

RealSNR
05-27-2013, 08:57 AM
That's cool... I'll just sit back and be the Tyler Bray that went undrafted and teams fans are hoping beyond hope that I'll get the opportunity to knock their starter off his pedestal.

Nah. You're not Tyler Bray, you're the 400 lb tackle

Pasta Little Brioni
05-27-2013, 08:59 AM
I'm guessing the Chiefs signed Rambozo

ChiliConCarnage
05-27-2013, 09:13 AM
CTRL-F
Chili

...

good thing I've got that minor league baseball gig to fall back on