Top 10 list of CP posters who could bang my gf

[Titty Meat]

1. Dane McCloud-
A few people have met Dane none have said he's ugly. Hes also rich.

2. Hamas Jenkins-
Chicks dig intelligence and wit

3. Austinchief-
Dude owns CP

4. Theguardian-
Chicks like muscles

5. J diddy-
Middle aged man prolly has a good job. Knows how to pick chicks up at bars.

6. Simply red-
The guy is persistent

7. Livesteam-
Likes to drink. A drunken hookup is inevitable.

8. Chiefscountry-
This guy could show her a million dollar mansion and she would be turned on.

9. Phobia-
The guy is a gentlemen

10. Hootie-
Well who hasn't this guy fucked?

[Mr_Tomahawk]

What about KC Nutt?

[Hammock Parties]

You don't have a gf.

[Titty Meat]

You don't have a gf.

You're just mad you didn't make the list.

[Hammock Parties]

shitty thread, btw

you're no hootie

[Hammock Parties]

You're just mad you didn't make the list.

anyone you stuck your penis into, real or imagined, is not someone i'd attempt to penetrate

[J Diddy]

LMAO, I don't have a good job. I'm a middle aged college student who had heart surgery 6 weeks ago. Before that I was a district manager for Dominos Pizza.

Chicks only had sex with me for free pizza coupons.

[J Diddy]

anyone you stuck your penis into, real or imagined, is not someone i'd attempt to penetrate

Duh.

He's talking about his girlfriend.

[Titty Meat]

shitty thread, btw

you're no hootie

I'm not a 30 year old virgin living with his parents either.

[Titty Meat]

anyone you stuck your penis into, real or imagined, is not someone i'd attempt to penetrate

You're 30 and still a virgin living with his parents.


I bet you even get rejected in your dreams.

[KC native]

lame ginger is ginger.

[Iowanian]

So.....

What you're is a better thread starter would have been "top 10 guys on CP that Billay would give an HJ"

[Hammock Parties]

Doesn't matter.

I still wouldn't fuck anyone you ever have or ever will.

[Hammock Parties]

Absolutely 0 chance that Billay has a girlfriend. Entire thread is bullshit.

[Titty Meat]

Doesn't matter.

I still wouldn't fuck anyone you ever have or ever will.

Because you can't.

Carlota rejected you roflrofl

[Hammock Parties]

Because you can't.

Carlota rejected you roflrofl

I could easily lay any beast you got all excited over.

The difference between you and me...I have standards. And pride.

[RunKC]

Surprised SNR isn't on this list. RAPE would be involved though.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

11. Rambozo

It's his uncle

[Titty Meat]

LMAO, I don't have a good job. I'm a middle aged college student who had heart surgery 6 weeks ago. Before that I was a district manager for Dominos Pizza.

Chicks only had sex with me for free pizza coupons.

Glad youre doing ok. I still picture you as a middle aged man with gray hair who has a great job with an accounting firm in downtown kc.

[Fritz88]

That means they can fuck your hand?

[Fairplay]

Glad youre doing ok. I still picture you as a middle aged man with gray hair who has a great job with an accounting firm in downtown kc.



His avatar gives the impression of an older man posting

[crazycoffey]

Big surprise, I already banged your girlfriend. Right after I got divorced she bought me a drink at this little dive bar. I was only playing pool at the time and needed a little pick me up to get my confidence in the right place, so I thought "why not?"

She's a touch homely but had a decent body and to be honest her tongue ring was the biggest turn on because it was 2003, I was coming out of a sexless marriage, the tongue ring craze was in full swing and I never had a chance to see how that felt.

The added bonus of a slutty roommate and they were strippers from baby dolls in Dallas added some excitement. But there's no way I was going to keep banging that, and I understand why you (more her) do not want me on your list. Good luck fellas

[Titty Meat]

Big surprise, I already banged your girlfriend. Right after I got divorced she bought me a drink at this little dive bar. I was only playing pool at the time and needed a little pick me up to get my confidence in the right place, so I thought "why not?"

She's a touch homely but had a decent body and to be honest her tongue ring was the biggest turn on because it was 2003, I was coming out of a sexless marriage, the tongue ring craze was in full swing and I never had a chance to see how that felt.

The added bonus of a slutty roommate and they were strippers from baby dolls in Dallas added some excitement. But there's no way I was going to keep banging that, and I understand why you (more her) do not want me on your list. Good luck fellas

You sure you're not talking about clay? he always is menopausal when you're around.

[threebag]

List of dudes you think/dream about Jacking off

[Titty Meat]

List of dudes you think about Jacking off

Just you.

[threebag]

I'm flattered but scratch me from that list even though you probably have the softest hands on the planet

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Has billay been under that apron?

[Rain Man]

I'm married so it really doesn't matter, but at the same time I would've liked to make the list. Even if you don't go to the party you like to be invited.

[threebag]

Has billay been under that apron?

Ole Mouth Hug Bo?

[Exoter175]

LMAO, I don't have a good job. I'm a middle aged college student who had heart surgery 6 weeks ago. Before that I was a district manager for Dominos Pizza.

Chicks only had sex with me for free pizza coupons.

If you put on a wig, I'd probably fuck you for free pizza coupons.

@OP, I'm really let down by your list.

[Titty Meat]

If you put on a wig, I'd probably fuck you for free pizza coupons.

@OP, I'm really let down by your list.

Who would be on yours?

[Simply Red]

Thank you billay. This means a lot. Thanks again!

[Deberg_1990]

11. GoChiefs

Charity f*ck

[Hammock Parties]

I COULD

But I wouldn't even get within arm's reach of such a foul hellbeast.

[J Diddy]

I COULD

But I wouldn't even get within arm's reach of such a foul hellbeast.

We have seen your game.

It ain't pretty.

[Thig Lyfe]

Feeling really left out. Hurt. I might have to leave forever guys.

[LiveSteam]

The difference between you and me...I have standards. And pride.

If this was true??? That hair cut you sport would have been gone long long ago

[ChiefsCountry]

I approve of billays thread.
Posted via Mobile Device

[GoHuge]

I approve of billays thread.
Posted via Mobile Device
Then you're a re****tardo too, congrats.

[Hammock Parties]

If this was true??? That hair cut you sport would have been gone long long ago

I have no idea why you're going on about my haircut. About a few hundred thousand american males sport a similar style. It's quite common and...plain.

[Abba-Dabba]

I don't know which embarrassment is worse. The person making the list, or being put on the list. Either way, both are like playing right field in softball. Anybody can do it.

[LoneWolf]

I have no idea why you're going on about my haircut. About a few hundred thousand american males sport a similar style. It's quite common and...plain.

Pics and let us judge.

[loochy]

11. Loochy - because roofies and night vision goggles let me get away with anything I want.

[rockymtnchief]

How about we list the 72 CP'ers who already banged your girlfriend. That was a night to remember.

[Donger]

I think I'd rather bang Hootie.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

She read one of those rep message Knowmo leaves and banged him too.

[tooge]

I don't need to be on your list. I could still fuck your gf

[Pasta Little Brioni]

tooge's av had a go too

[LoneWolf]

tooge's av had a go too

"It rubs the cum on its skin. It does this whenever its told."

[ChiefsCountry]

Then you're a re****tardo too, congrats.

Don't be hating because billay thinks I can nail his girlfriend and you can't.

[Titty Meat]

Then you're a re****tardo too, congrats.

Gohuge is the password at missy bs

[Pasta Little Brioni]

...but could he bang your gf?

[RedNFeisty]

You must not love your girlfriend, other wise, Lummpy would have been at the top of the list ;)

[Prison Bitch]

Has to be someone old enough to actually remember when Nebraska football was a respected powerhouse.


So the cutoff limit would be 25 or older.

[Rain Man]

You must not love your girlfriend, other wise, Lummpy would have been at the top of the list ;)

This is an excellent point. The whole list is flawed.

[Titty Meat]

...but could he bang your gf?

Anyone could besides clay

[R8RFAN]

LMAO, I don't have a good job. I'm a middle aged college student who had heart surgery 6 weeks ago. Before that I was a district manager for Dominos Pizza.

Chicks only had sex with me for free pizza coupons.

How are you feeling btw?

[In58men]

This is a weird thread.

[Mr. Kotter]

Anyone could besides clay

And you'd probably PAY to watch us, you sick and twisted bastard. :doh!:

[MotherfuckerJones]

11. Mr. Flopnuts- chicks like fat guys, they're "comfortable" :)

[Titty Meat]

11. Mr. Flopnuts- chicks like fat guys, they're "comfortable" :)

11. Frazod

He's fat and cuddly. Chicks love teddy bears

[Titty Meat]

And you'd probably PAY to watch us, you sick and twisted bastard. :doh!:

How much do u charge?

[gblowfish]

Does your GF know about this? You might want to mention it to her...

[Phobia]

I'm flattered but I am going to pass for multitude of reasons. I'm learning to play harmonica that day so feel free to move somebody up in my place. Additionally, I haven't mounted anything 450 lbs since I caught that shark off the coast of Libya.

[Titty Meat]

SNR will take your place on the list. His ability to play rocket man on a piano can soak just about any undergarment.

[Pepe Silvia]

So basically you're a Cuckold Husker?

[Exoter175]

Who would be on yours?

Not you, that's for sure!:huh:

[RedNFeisty]

This is an excellent point. The whole list is flawed.

Damn skippy!!

[AphexPhin]

pics of gf

[Phobia]

pics of gf

No thanks.

[loochy]

pics of gf

You'd better have the panorama feature on your camera

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Someone HAS to have the billay flex pic to show the n00b

[ndws]

His gf? lol

Uh huh, sounds like a list of guys (and reasons why) he would like to bang, himself.

[Prison Bitch]

His gf? lol

Uh huh, sounds like a list of guys (and reasons why) he would like to bang, himself.

True dat. Even if he did have a girlfriend, she'd be some 16-year old like him and I'm not into that. Jailbait with under-developed bodies. Gross. Probably with a Tom Osborne tat on her butt.

[Imon Yourside]

I'm married so it really doesn't matter, but at the same time I would've liked to make the list. Even if you don't go to the party you like to be invited.

Same but...wait no I didn't want to be invited to this femaleless circle jerk.