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RunKC
05-29-2013, 05:26 PM
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CB Quentin Jammer signs with Broncos, per source with knowledge.

34 year old CB. So this is how horseface is trying fix the secondary that got embarrassed the last time they were on the field.

Simply Red
05-29-2013, 05:30 PM
yeah - we have no room at all - so hush. We've made numerous piss-poor decisions like this.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
05-29-2013, 05:36 PM
With Tebow they had a prayer.

RealSNR
05-29-2013, 05:49 PM
The Chiefs have no talent, but the Broncos got all kinds of talent.

Jammer, Bailey, and what's-his-old-ass

Impressive!

ChiTown
05-29-2013, 05:51 PM
yeah - we have no room at all - so hush. We've made numerous piss-poor decisions like this.

We WILL talk ill of the Donk any gawdamn time we please! It is not only expected it is required to do so on The Planet. Step it up, young man!

RunKC
05-29-2013, 05:55 PM
The Chiefs have no talent, but the Broncos got all kinds of talent.

Jammer, Bailey, and what's-his-old-ass

Impressive!

And Rahim Moore. Elway drafted him himself!

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2013/0112/20130112__rahim-moore-broncos-ravens-TD-011213~p1.jpg

RunKC
05-29-2013, 05:57 PM
Just heard that Jammer was one of the worst cover CB's last year on PFF.

Mile High Mania
05-29-2013, 06:09 PM
It's all about having enough bodies ready to go...

Moore has talent, that was just a hell of a play made by Flacco and Jones - Jacoby got there, just wasn't in the best of positions to make a well timed jump.

Marcellus
05-29-2013, 06:54 PM
I opened this thread hoping it was Natrone Means. Damn it.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-29-2013, 06:55 PM
JFC

Simply Red
05-29-2013, 06:59 PM
We WILL talk ill of the Donk any gawdamn time we please! It is not only expected it is required to do so on The Planet. Step it up, young man!

yeah - i guess you're right.

Gadzooks
05-29-2013, 06:59 PM
Good for the Broncos. You know, he was the 5th overall pick in 1981.

PunkinDrublic
05-29-2013, 07:01 PM
Him and Champ can talk about the good old days of 2005 when they were relevant.

DomCasual
05-29-2013, 07:06 PM
Right. Because clearly, what they're doing is bringing him in to shut down the other team's best receiver. LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni
05-29-2013, 07:09 PM
Bestest secondary EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ceej
05-29-2013, 07:10 PM
I assumed it was Stan Humphries.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-29-2013, 07:11 PM
Brokedick Broncos

vailpass
05-29-2013, 07:16 PM
Good to see the gm making moves.

Quesadilla Joe
05-29-2013, 07:20 PM
Woodson wouldn't play for peanuts in Denver but obviously Jammer will. Jammer will probably be used to cover TE's, as he is a bigger, more physical corner. He might not even make the team, we are pretty loaded at corner.

RunKC
05-29-2013, 07:22 PM
Woodson wouldn't play for peanuts in Denver but obviously Jammer will. Jammer will probably be used to cover TE's, as he is a bigger, more physical corner. He might not even make the team, we are pretty loaded at corner.

He was one of the worst CB's in coverage last year LMAO

MagicHef
05-29-2013, 07:23 PM
The Chiefs have no talent, but the Broncos got all kinds of talent.

Jammer, Bailey, and what's-his-old-ass

Impressive!

Bailey was one of the best CBs in the league last year, in fact he was #1 in yards allowed per play in coverage.

As far as Jammer and (I assume you're talking about) Adams, yeah, they're old guys who hopefully won't be needed.

RealSNR
05-29-2013, 07:24 PM
Go drink some rape juice, Knowmo

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qcs4sQfS9EM/T0ZZNGpj4bI/AAAAAAAAHSY/xZNKl7OUBp8/s1600/welchs.jpg

Quesadilla Joe
05-29-2013, 07:25 PM
He was one of the worst CB's in coverage last year LMAO

For the Chargers he was one of the worst. He is in Denver now and he won't be asked to cover a teams #1 receiver anymore. He will be covering a teams #4 WR or a TE, if he can't handle that, he won't be on the team.

Quesadilla Joe
05-29-2013, 07:28 PM
Broncos can play Jammer as a linebacker in their dime, which they've done before. Fox loves that. Cover TEs in three-wide sets
https://twitter.com/PriscoCBS/status/339892265784844288

LoneWolf
05-29-2013, 07:35 PM
For the Chargers he was one of the worst. He is in Denver now and he won't be asked to cover a teams #1 receiver anymore. He will be covering a teams #4 WR or a TE, if he can't handle that, he won't be on the team.

Just when I think you no longer exist, you show up. You're like a douchicorn.

MotherfuckerJones
05-29-2013, 07:39 PM
Oldest secondary EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYP

MotherfuckerJones
05-29-2013, 07:39 PM
For the Chargers he was one of the worst. He is in Denver now and he won't be asked to cover a teams #1 receiver anymore. He will be covering a teams #4 WR or a TE, if he can't handle that, he won't be on the team.

Right so now he'll just be burnt by garbage

Mile High Mania
05-29-2013, 09:56 PM
Just a piece of the puzzle...

Sofa King
05-29-2013, 09:59 PM
Just a piece of the puzzle...

Wrong puzzle though.

Mile High Mania
05-29-2013, 10:00 PM
Wrong puzzle though.

Role player... some are acting like the Broncos claim he's the missing piece to a title.

Buck
05-29-2013, 10:01 PM
Just a piece of the puzzle...

Adding our has beens is more like someone hiding the last piece to a 1000 piece puzzle.

Mile High Mania
05-29-2013, 10:05 PM
Adding our has beens is more like someone hiding the last piece to a 1000 piece puzzle.

He was your starter right... don't see that in 2013, not a big deal

RealSNR
05-29-2013, 10:12 PM
Role player... some are acting like the Broncos claim he's the missing piece to a title.

Dunta Robinson is going to perform basically the exact same function and role for us, yet according to some of your Denver cohorts, we're fucked beyond belief and have absolutely zero talent.

Mile High Mania
05-29-2013, 10:22 PM
Dunta Robinson is going to perform basically the exact same function and role for us, yet according to some of your Denver cohorts, we're ****ed beyond belief and have absolutely zero talent.

Ignore 'em?

MagicHef
05-29-2013, 10:46 PM
Dunta Robinson is going to perform basically the exact same function and role for us, yet according to some of your Denver cohorts, we're fucked beyond belief and have absolutely zero talent.

I was under the impression that Dunta would be your nickel cb.

RunKC
05-29-2013, 10:57 PM
You would think horse face would try to bulk up the secondary after it got raped in January, especially at Safety.

mikey23545
05-30-2013, 12:37 AM
Just when I think you no longer exist, you show up. You're like a douchicorn.

I don't think that's a horn in the middle of his head...

RealSNR
05-30-2013, 12:50 AM
I was under the impression that Dunta would be your nickel cb.

Nickel CB.... undersized LB to guard the TE... they both hold the same value

Mile High Mania
05-30-2013, 05:04 AM
Nickel CB.... undersized LB to guard the TE... they both hold the same value

One has a 3 yr $15M value (2013 # is about $4m) while the other has a 1yr vet minimum deal around $950k

brorth
05-30-2013, 06:24 AM
One has a 3 yr $15M value (2013 # is about $4m) while the other has a 1yr vet minimum deal around $950k

That's about what Quentin Jammer made the last three years (3 yr $12M), I imagine when he's (Dunta) 34 he'll be worth about $1M. Not much difference, IMO.

MagicHef
05-30-2013, 06:45 AM
Nickel CB.... undersized LB to guard the TE... they both hold the same value

Oh, because that's what Pete Prisco said? OK.

Drayton Florence was signed by Denver at the same time last year. He was nothing but camp fodder. I'll be stunned if Jammer is much more than that.

Nickel CBs, on the other hand, are basically starters in the NFL today.

BigMeatballDave
05-30-2013, 06:50 AM
Donkey homerism is the only sanctioned homerism at Chiefsplanet.

ModSocks
05-30-2013, 09:45 AM
He can still shut down Baldwin.

Halfcan
05-30-2013, 09:51 AM
He can still shut down Baldwin.

:doh!: sad but true

LoneWolf
05-30-2013, 11:20 AM
He can still shut down Baldwin.

Junior Seau's rotting corpse could still shut down Baldwin.

RealSNR
05-30-2013, 11:24 AM
Oh, because that's what Pete Prisco said? OK.

Drayton Florence was signed by Denver at the same time last year. He was nothing but camp fodder. I'll be stunned if Jammer is much more than that.

Nickel CBs, on the other hand, are basically starters in the NFL today.

Who's your nickel CB? The poor sap who lost you guys the game against the Ravens?

And yes, Champ is done. I know you think the Chiefs are Jamaal Charles and a bunch of shit-chucking apes, but our starting CBs and their immediate backups are better, younger, and superior to what you have.

MagicHef
05-30-2013, 11:59 AM
Who's your nickel CB? The poor sap who lost you guys the game against the Ravens?

And yes, Champ is done. I know you think the Chiefs are Jamaal Charles and a bunch of shit-chucking apes, but our starting CBs and their immediate backups are better, younger, and superior to what you have.

Tony Carter. You're thinking of Rahim Moore. He's a safety, not a corner.

You really know nothing about the Broncos, do you?

Here's the top 3 corners for each team, with PFF's rankings (out of 113 corners)

#5) Chris Harris, 23 years old
#7) Brandon Flowers, 27 years old
#10) Champ Bailey, 34 years old
#28) Tony Carter, 27 years old
#47) Dunta Robinson, 31 years old
#74) Sean Smith, 25 years old

Hey, it looks like we have one old guy and two younger guys, just like you. Only, ours are better. Weird.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-30-2013, 12:13 PM
Chris Harris lmao

Thanks Vondoooom!!!!

MagicHef
05-30-2013, 12:27 PM
Chris Harris lmao

Thanks Vondoooom!!!!

He's great in coverage (5th in the NFL in yards allowed per coverage snap), one of the best CBs against the run, gave up only 2 TDs while getting 3 INTs, 2 of which he took back for TDs, had more sacks last year than Derrick Johnson.

I don't really see what's funny. He's better than any CB on the Chiefs.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-30-2013, 12:29 PM
Thanks to the pass rush they had.

Skull-FU
05-30-2013, 01:35 PM
This is a good move and they are doing the same thing as us by signing a giant corner that can come in on nickel packages. Jammer knows Gates well and has practiced against him many times.

Pretty smart move if you ask me.

BigMeatballDave
05-30-2013, 02:35 PM
Tony Carter. You're thinking of Rahim Moore. He's a safety, not a corner.

You really know nothing about the Broncos, do you?

Here's the top 3 corners for each team, with PFF's rankings (out of 113 corners)

#5) Chris Harris, 23 years old
#7) Brandon Flowers, 27 years old
#10) Champ Bailey, 34 years old
#28) Tony Carter, 27 years old
#47) Dunta Robinson, 31 years old
#74) Sean Smith, 25 years old

Hey, it looks like we have one old guy and two younger guys, just like you. Only, ours are better. Weird.LMAO You're a useless trolling Bitch. You've sunk to Knowmo homer levels.

vailpass
05-30-2013, 02:39 PM
LMAO You're a useless trolling Bitch. You've sunk to Knowmo homer levels.

Just curious...how was that trolling?

BigMeatballDave
05-30-2013, 03:00 PM
Just curious...how was that trolling?

Really?

MagicHef
05-30-2013, 03:20 PM
Really?

Really, I'm curious.

RealSNR
05-30-2013, 03:24 PM
Tony Carter. You're thinking of Rahim Moore. He's a safety, not a corner.

You really know nothing about the Broncos, do you?

Here's the top 3 corners for each team, with PFF's rankings (out of 113 corners)

#5) Chris Harris, 23 years old
#7) Brandon Flowers, 27 years old
#10) Champ Bailey, 34 years old
#28) Tony Carter, 27 years old
#47) Dunta Robinson, 31 years old
#74) Sean Smith, 25 years old

Hey, it looks like we have one old guy and two younger guys, just like you. Only, ours are better. Weird.

A player with one year of experience and didn't exactly set the world on fire is what you've got?

Okaaay... LMAO

I will grant you Tony Carter, though. That guy's pretty talented. He's by far your best CB. He's not as good as Flowers, though.

Sorter
05-30-2013, 03:50 PM
I believe Jammer will be playing Safety.

MagicHef
05-30-2013, 03:52 PM
A player with one year of experience and didn't exactly set the world on fire is what you've got?

Okaaay... LMAO

I will grant you Tony Carter, though. That guy's pretty talented. He's by far your best CB. He's not as good as Flowers, though.

What? No. On both.

Harris has two years of experience, and he was pretty good both years. This past year, he was #5 in the league in yards allowed per coverage snap, #2 in run stops, and #1 in rushing the passer. That makes for a great CB.

Carter is not that good. Flowers, Harris and Bailey are all vastly better. Of course, Carter is much better than Smith or Robinson.

Tombstone RJ
05-30-2013, 07:24 PM
Jammer will probably play safety, not CB, if he doesn't get cut.