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ShowtimeSBMVP
06-10-2013, 03:04 PM
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Just filed to ESPN: The Patriots are signing QB Tim Tebow and expect him to be in minicamp tomorrow

Dayze
06-10-2013, 03:04 PM
in

ChiefsCountry
06-10-2013, 03:05 PM
Sweet makes hating Tebow even easier.

In58men
06-10-2013, 03:06 PM
TE or QB?

The Franchise
06-10-2013, 03:07 PM
Sweet makes hating Tebow even easier.

This.

The Franchise
06-10-2013, 03:07 PM
He's been brought in to search for the fountain of youth for Tom Brady.

T-Town
06-10-2013, 03:13 PM
Lets beat the rush and trade a 2nd for him!

Dayze
06-10-2013, 03:13 PM
Lets beat the rush and trade a 2nd for him!

better throw in a 1st, just to be safe

KC Hawks
06-10-2013, 03:21 PM
Daboll will coach him up!

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 03:25 PM
I might root against the Patriots if they played Kansas. The most detestable organization in professional sports.

luv
06-10-2013, 03:25 PM
As a FB?

Dayze
06-10-2013, 03:26 PM
he's being brought in to heal Gronk.

CleveSteve
06-10-2013, 03:26 PM
Bill Belichick is the ultimate troll.

I bet he wasn't even planning on signing him until that "BB hates Tim Tebow as a player" story came out last week.

FlaChief58
06-10-2013, 03:27 PM
TE or QB?

Waterboy

-King-
06-10-2013, 03:30 PM
Belichick tries too hard sometimes.

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2013, 03:34 PM
Geno vs. Tebow in the AFC Championship Game?!?!?

Consistent1
06-10-2013, 03:35 PM
Bill Belichick is the ultimate troll.

I bet he wasn't even planning on signing him until that "BB hates Tim Tebow as a player" story came out last week.

He may have been doing damage control with media knowing they were bringing Tebow in. It surely puts to an end the notion that Tebow won't try another position.

RunKC
06-10-2013, 03:36 PM
Would be awesome if Tebow beat the Broncos in the playoffs LMAO

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 03:36 PM
I hope Boston tears his psyche apart at the lowest synapses.

houstonwhodat
06-10-2013, 03:40 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

Dayze
06-10-2013, 03:41 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

this man speaks the troof.

Shogun
06-10-2013, 03:42 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

We must perform an exorcism on ESPN, STAT!

The Franchise
06-10-2013, 03:43 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

People still watch ESPN?

houstonwhodat
06-10-2013, 03:44 PM
We must perform an exorcism on ESPN, STAT!


ESPN is gonna eat this shit up.

Tebow and Belichick and Brady and the Patriots.

Might as well start calling this the Patriots network.

CleveSteve
06-10-2013, 03:45 PM
B.A.B... you've gotta work this into an epilogue of The Return.

FlaChief58
06-10-2013, 03:45 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

I can see the headlines now..."Tebow impressing at Pats camp" "QB controversy in Pats camp?" "Tebow showing Pats that he's worth 1st round pick" etc

luv
06-10-2013, 03:46 PM
Maybe they think Brady can teach him how to throw?

houstonwhodat
06-10-2013, 03:46 PM
I can see the headlines now..."Tebow impressing at Pats camp" "QB controversy in Pats camp?" "Tebow showing Pats that he's worth 1st round pick" etc


And that's only the beginning.

BlackHelicopters
06-10-2013, 03:47 PM
To the clipper ship.

houstonwhodat
06-10-2013, 03:47 PM
Maybe they think Brady can teach him how to throw?


He's gonna be a tight end.

No way they use him at QB the fans will revolt.

notorious
06-10-2013, 03:49 PM
Great news. New England will shove a rag into Tebow's mouth.

BlackHelicopters
06-10-2013, 03:50 PM
Greased lightning.

AphexPhin
06-10-2013, 03:50 PM
lol

GoChargers
06-10-2013, 03:52 PM
LMAO Good luck with that, Patsies.

Consistent1
06-10-2013, 03:52 PM
He's gonna be a tight end.

No way they use him at QB the fans will revolt.

You have to believe that everyone involved has discussed this including Brady knowing what the deal is beforehand.

Simply Red
06-10-2013, 03:53 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

ROFL

T-Town
06-10-2013, 03:54 PM
Oh great.

Nonstop Tebow coverage on ESPN now.

He just won't go away...

Between this and Lebron James' block last night, ESPN will be pretty much unwatchable for about a month.

BlackHelicopters
06-10-2013, 03:56 PM
Four letter network breathes a sigh of relief

Shogun
06-10-2013, 03:56 PM
This was clearly on Pioli's advice

BlackHelicopters
06-10-2013, 03:57 PM
God has spoken.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 04:00 PM
God has spoken.

If Tebow really was the second coming I wouldn't just fight for the armies of the Dark Lord, I'd set up a damned recruiting center in the middle of Times Square handing out Satanic Bibles.

BlackHelicopters
06-10-2013, 04:01 PM
If Tebow really was the second coming I wouldn't just fight for the armies of the Dark Lord, I'd set up a damned recruiting center in the middle of Times Square handing out Satanic Bibles.

ROFL

Stewie
06-10-2013, 04:02 PM
Not this shit again. :facepalm:

Munson
06-10-2013, 04:05 PM
Between this and Lebron James' block last night, ESPN will be pretty much unwatchable for about a month.

ESPN has been unwatchable for years.

Saul Good
06-10-2013, 04:09 PM
He's gonna be a tight end.

No way they use him at QB the fans will revolt.

They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

Setsuna
06-10-2013, 04:12 PM
I hope Boston tears his psyche apart at the lowest synapses.

You must feel empty all the time.

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 04:13 PM
You must feel empty all the time.

Not really. I do hate fake jerkoffs like Timmy though.

Pepe Silvia
06-10-2013, 04:14 PM
http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/5/6/6/45660/1/n/y/u/1nyuu/animation-pretty-girl-gifs-celebrity-olivia-wilde-funny.gif

DTHOF
06-10-2013, 04:19 PM
Insurance for Brady. I heard Benard Pollard was spotted in the NE area.

Setsuna
06-10-2013, 04:23 PM
Not really. I do hate fake jerkoffs like Timmy though.

No, you hate everyone or expect to at some point. That's empty.

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 04:25 PM
No, you hate everyone or expect to at some point. That's empty.

Incorrect.

Example: Dwayne Bowe.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
06-10-2013, 04:31 PM
Gronk's AA sponsor

notorious
06-10-2013, 04:36 PM
Billichick made a deal with the devil for the "Tuck Rule" game, and now he is trying to make a deal with God by giving his son a job.

bigjosh
06-10-2013, 04:39 PM
i live in new england, and most of their retard fans are actually excited about this. the smart ones are doing face palms though.

Donger
06-10-2013, 04:41 PM
Not really. I do hate fake jerkoffs like Timmy though.

What's fake about him?

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 04:42 PM
What's fake about him?

Actually, bad choice of words.

His brand of douchebaggery is very REAL.

Shogun
06-10-2013, 04:43 PM
Actually, bad choice of words.

His brand of douchebaggery is very REAL.

Serious question. Would any of you trade lives with him?

Donger
06-10-2013, 04:44 PM
Actually, bad choice of words.

His brand of douchebaggery is very REAL.

Okay.

Hootie
06-10-2013, 04:45 PM
well if there was one team that may be able to get something out of this awful football player

this is the one

vailpass
06-10-2013, 04:47 PM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

Thinking the same thing. This is gold for Tebow.

Mile High Mania
06-10-2013, 04:49 PM
Good for him, I hope it works out as long as they fall 1 game short if Denver.

jspchief
06-10-2013, 04:51 PM
If your team has a set in stone starter, he makes a great backup imo.

notorious
06-10-2013, 04:51 PM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

Just like his freshmen year at Florida.

saphojunkie
06-10-2013, 04:52 PM
This move does jack shit for the Patriots. Completely fucking retarded.

Yeah, let's take the greatest QB to play the game off the field and replace him with Tim Tebow. That's how we win championships! Woo hoo!

Fucking stupid.

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2013, 04:53 PM
This move does jack shit for the Patriots. Completely fucking retarded.

Yeah, let's take the greatest QB to play the game off the field and replace him with Tim Tebow. That's how we win championships! Woo hoo!

Fucking stupid.

YOU'RE fucking stuipd, JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 04:58 PM
Serious question. Would any of you trade lives with him?

Of course I'd trade lives with him. All he has to do is show up and the cash rolls in.

Deberg_1990
06-10-2013, 05:01 PM
Josh McDaniels woodie for Tebow still fully erect!

Shogun
06-10-2013, 05:02 PM
Of course I'd trade lives with him. All he has to do is show up and the cash rolls in.

exactly, which is to say why he does the shit he does. I don't really agree with the Tebow hate, to an extent. I love piling in and talking shit but I don't really feel the hate I say I do. Dudes just out there gettin his paper and I respect his hustle. NOW, ESPN and other sports networks can literally suck a goats vagina for making it a thing, but Tebow out there eatin.

Cannibal
06-10-2013, 05:04 PM
Of course I'd trade lives with him. All he has to do is show up and the cash rolls in.

You'd have to stop liking gash and start liking cock. Would you really trade for that?

notorious
06-10-2013, 05:04 PM
exactly, which is to say why he does the shit he does. I don't really agree with the Tebow hate, to an extent. I love piling in and talking shit but I don't really feel the hate I say I do. Dudes just out there gettin his paper and I respect his hustle. NOW, ESPN and other sports networks can literally suck a goats vagina for making it a thing, but Tebow out there eatin.

This.

I don't hate him, either. The media is to blame.

jspchief
06-10-2013, 05:41 PM
This.

I don't hate him, either. The media is to blame.

He was one of the greatest college FB players of our time. Not his fault ESPN is tv aids.

FD
06-10-2013, 05:42 PM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

Brady is 18 for 19 converting 4th and 1 qb sneaks. Why ever take him off the field?

houstonwhodat
06-10-2013, 05:57 PM
He was one of the greatest college FB players of our time. Not his fault ESPN is tv aids.



Tebow's whole problem is ESPN.

As usual they make a story out of nothing because some dip shit ESPN producer thought they would get more ratings.

What they did was enable some of their real viewers to see what a joke that network has become.

GoChargers
06-10-2013, 06:13 PM
Yeah, let's take the greatest QB to play the game off the field and replace him with Tim Tebow. That's how we win championships! Woo hoo!

They're taking Bart Starr or Joe Montana off the field for Tebow? Since when?

vailpass
06-10-2013, 06:15 PM
They're taking Bart Starr or Joe Montana off the field for Tebow? Since when?

I'll be curious to see what they do with him. I don't like BB but he's no fool.

MMXcalibur
06-10-2013, 06:39 PM
The media frenzy around Tim Tebow is atrocious and makes following the NFL almost unenjoyable at times. And just when this Tebowmania bullcrap was about to fade into the sunset, here come the Patriots.

Goddamn bunch of assholes.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
06-10-2013, 06:44 PM
Tebow will try to save Gronk's soul. Gronk will have Tebow fucking Vegas trannys bareback by November.

listopencil
06-10-2013, 06:50 PM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

This. Put Tebow in a Jumbo package in the Red Zone and he's damn near unstoppable. He just has a really hard time stringing a drive together long enough to get there.

stanleychief
06-10-2013, 06:50 PM
Tebow is so good that he hasn't even played a game for the Patriots, yet he has already helped them get to the Super Bowl.

Bump
06-10-2013, 07:20 PM
What does Belichick know that everybody else doesn't? He is a genius after all.

tk13
06-10-2013, 07:25 PM
Brady has to love this. They let Welker walk and then bring the circus to town. I wonder if ESPN is going to cover this story.

Cannibal
06-10-2013, 07:26 PM
Tebow is 50% shitty QB and 50% distraction. It's an unnecessary signing. Although, I really don't care as I am not a Pats fan, but nothing good will come the signing for the Pats.

AussieChiefsFan
06-10-2013, 07:28 PM
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/965927_548948675151825_2139945575_o.png

keg in kc
06-10-2013, 07:29 PM
lmao

RunKC
06-10-2013, 07:32 PM
What's sad is that the Patriots are gonna rape the Jets again this year...except this time it'll be Tebow style.

Ace Gunner
06-10-2013, 07:37 PM
roger is pleased

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2013, 07:46 PM
They're taking Bart Starr or Joe Montana off the field for Tebow? Since when?

Bart Starr is the 3rd best QB in Packers history.

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2013, 07:46 PM
Brady has to love this. They let Welker walk and then bring the circus to town. I wonder if ESPN is going to cover this story.

Tebow is Welker's replacement, obvi.

cardken2
06-10-2013, 07:53 PM
Brady is 18 for 19 converting 4th and 1 qb sneaks. Why ever take him off the field?

Age, Brady will eventually get hurt with those goalline moves. Why risk him when a guy bigger and unstoppable at the line do the heavy lifting. Answer your question?
This is the only move Tebow had to stay in the NFL. A team with a solid rock starter , no chance of controversy. And in an organization that will insulate and protect him from the "circus." Best move for Tim, best of luck.

ClevelandBronco
06-10-2013, 07:57 PM
Peyton Who?

I love it. My favorite coach with my favorite player. Let the fun begin.

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2013, 08:01 PM
Peyton Who?

I love it. My favorite coach with my favorite player. Let the fun begin.

haha u serious tho???

ClevelandBronco
06-10-2013, 08:02 PM
haha u serious tho???

Absolutely. I'm watching for nothing but the entertainment value, and those guys bring the entertainment.

Rooster
06-10-2013, 08:25 PM
As if I couldn't hate the Pats any more they bring in Tebow in ESPN's backyard. Another season of these dumbasses talking about this prick every time he breaths. :banghead:

Lex Luthor
06-10-2013, 09:19 PM
This move does jack shit for the Patriots. Completely ****ing retarded.

Yeah, let's take the greatest QB to play the game off the field and replace him with Tim Tebow. That's how we win championships! Woo hoo!

****ing stupid.
Dude. They aren't taking Brady off the field and replacing him with Tebow.

BB is going to see whether or not he can "fix" Tebow. If he can, then Tebow is a possible successor to Tom Brady. Tim Tebow won't play a down at QB next year unless Brady, Mallet and Kafka ALL get injured.

Hootie
06-10-2013, 09:24 PM
would anyone be surprised to see Belichick scrap PAT completely and use Tebow for 2 point conversions after every TD?

Sounds crazy...but the math is right...and BB is arrogant enough to do something like this.

AussieChiefsFan
06-10-2013, 09:51 PM
Tim Tebow's throwing delivery is fixed, QB tutors say

Quarterback gurus are lining up to take credit for "fixing" Tim Tebow's elongated delivery now that he's set to sign with the New England Patriots.

After spending three days with the former New York Jet in early February, independent quarterbacks coach Steve Carlson claimed in April that he had fixed Tebow's accuracy issues by correcting a footwork problem that led to his looping throwing motion.

ESPN's Trent Dilfer tweeted Monday night that Dennis Gile of The [Q] Quarterback Academy, "one of the true ROCK STARS" in quarterback development, had made "real changes" to Tebow's delivery after working out for three and a half months.

Former Carolina Panthers quarterback Chris Weinke, who worked with Tebow at IMG Academy in Florida, said Monday that Tebow now is throwing with "great accuracy, great velocity" after fixing a major foot alignment flaw.

"Do I think he can play the quarterback position in the NFL? Yeah, no question," Weinke told USA Today. "Like I told Tim when I found out that he signed, 'You're locked and loaded, ready to go.'"

The common sentiment from all of Tebow's tutors is that the Patriots will be pleasantly surprised at the new and improved Tebow. It's one thing for Tebow to show the streamlined throwing motion in passing drills. It's quite another to resist sliding into old habits once the bullets start flying in the pocket. This is not the first time coaches have attempted to fix Tebow's delivery or crowed about his new, compact throwing motion.

As Cam Newton and Jake Locker can attest, maintaining proper footwork in the face of defensive pressure is an ongoing battle. Forgive our skepticism that the latest fix will be more than temporary for the owner of the lowest completion percentage among active quarterbacks.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000210703/article/tim-tebows-throwing-delivery-is-fixed-qb-tutors-say

Watch the video in this article. Heath Evens thinks Tebow is a great QB. LMAO The two other guys are trying to talk some sense into him, but it isn't working ROFL

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 09:52 PM
Doesn't even matter if his delivery is fixed.

He's dumb as a box of rocks.

Rasputin
06-10-2013, 09:55 PM
Tim Tebow's throwing delivery is fixed, QB tutors say


Watch the video in this article. Heath Evens thinks Tebow is a great QB. LMAO The two other guys are trying to talk some sense into him, but it isn't working ROFL


Yeah well Heath Evens is a giant douche & thought Matt Cassel was a good quarterback last year and blamed most of the rest of the team. Fuck Douche Evens.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 10:02 PM
Tebow's camp has spouted that bullshit about his mechanics being fixed for years. It happens every offseason.

He's a worthless ass attention whore, and people who blame ESPN alone are idiots. He cultivates the attention, he just doesn't do it in the way that TO, Gronk, or Chris Johnson do.

Chiefs Pantalones
06-10-2013, 10:06 PM
Tim Tebow's throwing delivery is fixed, QB tutors say

Quarterback gurus are lining up to take credit for "fixing" Tim Tebow's elongated delivery now that he's set to sign with the New England Patriots.

After spending three days with the former New York Jet in early February, independent quarterbacks coach Steve Carlson claimed in April that he had fixed Tebow's accuracy issues by correcting a footwork problem that led to his looping throwing motion.

ESPN's Trent Dilfer tweeted Monday night that Dennis Gile of The [Q] Quarterback Academy, "one of the true ROCK STARS" in quarterback development, had made "real changes" to Tebow's delivery after working out for three and a half months.

Former Carolina Panthers quarterback Chris Weinke, who worked with Tebow at IMG Academy in Florida, said Monday that Tebow now is throwing with "great accuracy, great velocity" after fixing a major foot alignment flaw.

"Do I think he can play the quarterback position in the NFL? Yeah, no question," Weinke told USA Today. "Like I told Tim when I found out that he signed, 'You're locked and loaded, ready to go.'"

The common sentiment from all of Tebow's tutors is that the Patriots will be pleasantly surprised at the new and improved Tebow. It's one thing for Tebow to show the streamlined throwing motion in passing drills. It's quite another to resist sliding into old habits once the bullets start flying in the pocket. This is not the first time coaches have attempted to fix Tebow's delivery or crowed about his new, compact throwing motion.

As Cam Newton and Jake Locker can attest, maintaining proper footwork in the face of defensive pressure is an ongoing battle. Forgive our skepticism that the latest fix will be more than temporary for the owner of the lowest completion percentage among active quarterbacks.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000210703/article/tim-tebows-throwing-delivery-is-fixed-qb-tutors-say

Watch the video in this article. Heath Evens thinks Tebow is a great QB. LMAO The two other guys are trying to talk some sense into him, but it isn't working ROFL
They thought his delivery was "fixed" when he was drafted too. Eventually muscle memory took over and you throw the way you've thrown your whole life like he did. It's not impossible but he has to train his arm and body to go through a different motion and mechanics that he's only been doing for so long. It failed a couple years ago, we'll see how this round goes.

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 10:10 PM
Tebow's camp has spouted that bullshit about his mechanics being fixed for years. It happens every offseason.

He's a worthless ass attention whore, and people who blame ESPN alone are idiots. He cultivates the attention, he just doesn't do it in the way that TO, Gronk, or Chris Johnson do.

I'd like to see him get hit like Dennis Quaid's character in Any Given Sunday.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 10:14 PM
I'd like to see him get hit like Dennis Quaid's character in Any Given Sunday.

I'd like to see him get hit like Brad Pitt's character in Meet Joe Black.

Setsuna
06-10-2013, 10:23 PM
I'd like to see him get hit like Brad Pitt's character in Meet Joe Black.
Issues.

I'd like to see him get hit like Dennis Quaid's character in Any Given Sunday.
Major issues.

Yall sound ridiculous. Your responses towards him are akin to people who murder children. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 10:25 PM
Issues.


Major issues.

Yall sound ridiculous. Your responses towards him are akin to people who murder children. It's absolutely ridiculous.

The guy has been conning NFL teams out of paychecks for four years now.

What's not to like?

Lex Luthor
06-10-2013, 10:32 PM
I'd like to see him get hit like Brad Pitt's character in Meet Joe Black.


How about if he just gets hit like this guy?

e2kO8v_BUAg

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 10:33 PM
Issues.


Major issues.

Yall sound ridiculous. Your responses towards him are akin to people who murder children. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Find me a kid wearing a Tebow jersey and I'll give you an infanticide.

http://img.pandawhale.com/52471-American-Psycho-Deal-With-It-g-Ea1g.gif

Setsuna
06-10-2013, 10:38 PM
The guy has been conning NFL teams out of paychecks for four years now.

What's not to like?
Conning? In what way? When was he ever deceitfully good? I'll wait...Now Jamarcus Russel is a different story. Dislike him. You have no case and you know it.

Find me a kid wearing a Tebow jersey and I'll give you an infanticide.

http://img.pandawhale.com/52471-American-Psycho-Deal-With-It-g-Ea1g.gif
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Without that Bale gif you didn't have a leg to stand on. Carry on. Still have issues though.

Hammock Parties
06-10-2013, 10:39 PM
Find me a kid wearing a Tebow jersey and I'll give you an infanticide.


http://cdn.epicski.com/d/d4/d4f19b15_article-2113555-121FEFC0000005DC-707_634x579.jpeg

Setsuna
06-10-2013, 10:44 PM
http://cdn.epicski.com/d/d4/d4f19b15_article-2113555-121FEFC0000005DC-707_634x579.jpeg

Guessing he's not bald by choice. Hamas is officially a monster.

AussieChiefsFan
06-10-2013, 10:45 PM
Guessing he's not bald by choice. Hamas is officially a monster.Well you don't say...

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 10:46 PM
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius

Lex Luthor
06-10-2013, 10:49 PM
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius
Et tu iustus rapit.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 10:51 PM
Et tu iustus rapit.

Im commoventes eum ad humorem.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2013, 11:03 PM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

Pretty much this. Tebow is barely an NFL QB, but he IS a dedicated football player who will do whatever it takes to contribute and succeed.

CoMoChief
06-10-2013, 11:03 PM
http://cdn.epicski.com/d/d4/d4f19b15_article-2113555-121FEFC0000005DC-707_634x579.jpeg

"Tim can you save me from my cancer?"

"No but I can use the exploitation of my faith via powerful media conglomerates to con a bunch of top NFL coaches, execs, fans, and sponsors into giving me millions of dollars and trading up and drafting me in the first round so I can try to at least pretend like I can play the position."

"Hear that? Raindrops hitting the roof of this practice complex. "Excuse me while I take off my shirt and go outside for some laps." Sebastian....make sure the cameras are rolling. ESPN needs another Tebow story in about 20min."

Setsuna
06-10-2013, 11:05 PM
Tim can you save me from my cancer?

No but I can use the exploitation of my faith via powerful media conglomerates to con a bunch of top NFL coaches, execs, fans, and sponsors into giving me millions of dollars and trading up and drafting me in the first round so I can try to at least pretend like I can play the position.
ROFLROFL So unbelievably ridiculous. Every NFL scout saw what he was and you blame him for getting drafted. You're just as empty as Clay.

tk13
06-10-2013, 11:10 PM
HE HAS EXPLODED THE WORLD.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMc0trWCEAELD0v.jpg:large

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2013, 11:13 PM
In retrospect, I would have signed Tebow over Danielsssssssssssssssss. At least Tebow can somewhat play NFL Football.

Hootie
06-10-2013, 11:18 PM
In retrospect, I would have signed Tebow over Danielsssssssssssssssss. At least Tebow can somewhat play NFL Football.

Chase Daniel is 100 times the QB Tim Tebow is

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2013, 11:22 PM
Chase Daniel is 100 times the QB Tim Tebow is

You are high as a fucking kite.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2013, 11:22 PM
Charlie Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tim Tebow is.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2013, 11:23 PM
Charlie Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tim Tebow is.

LMAO

tk13
06-10-2013, 11:25 PM
William Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tim Tebow is.

AussieChiefsFan
06-10-2013, 11:27 PM
Matt Cassel is 100 times the... never mind.

AussieChiefsFan
06-11-2013, 12:40 AM
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p320x320/946429_10201404895354362_1298919048_n.jpg

Hootie
06-11-2013, 01:17 AM
I realize many people shared this opinion but I'm not sure how any football fan watched Tim Tebow play in the NFL and concluded he could actually play the QB position. That was the biggest fucking gimmick offense I've ever seen in my life...and the flukiest "run" I've ever witnessed as a football fan

Friggin' Romeo Crennel solved the god damn Tebow riddle...never play prevent, and put 9 in the box

wa la

amazing teams kept running prevent against him down the stretch

AussieChiefsFan
06-11-2013, 01:26 AM
I realize many people shared this opinion but I'm not sure how any football fan watched Tim Tebow play in the NFL and concluded he could actually play the QB position. That was the biggest ****ing gimmick offense I've ever seen in my life...and the flukiest "run" I've ever witnessed as a football fan

Friggin' Romeo Crennel solved the god damn Tebow riddle...never play prevent, and put 9 in the box

wa la

amazing teams kept running prevent against him down the stretchHeath Evens thinks your and idiot.

BigMeatballDave
06-11-2013, 02:58 AM
You are high as a fucking kite.

LMAO Shocking that you would think Tebow is a good QB.

BigMeatballDave
06-11-2013, 02:59 AM
I realize many people shared this opinion but I'm not sure how any football fan watched Tim Tebow play in the NFL and concluded he could actually play the QB position. That was the biggest fucking gimmick offense I've ever seen in my life...and the flukiest "run" I've ever witnessed as a football fan

Friggin' Romeo Crennel solved the god damn Tebow riddle...never play prevent, and put 9 in the box

wa la

amazing teams kept running prevent against him down the stretchAgreed.

Dayze
06-11-2013, 03:26 AM
Just watched some NFL total access because I can't sleep....if you can watch the segment with Heath Evans and Darren Sharper, do it. Lol. Sharper curb stomps Evans on Tebow.

AussieChiefsFan
06-11-2013, 03:29 AM
Tim Tebow's throwing delivery is fixed, QB tutors say

Quarterback gurus are lining up to take credit for "fixing" Tim Tebow's elongated delivery now that he's set to sign with the New England Patriots.

After spending three days with the former New York Jet in early February, independent quarterbacks coach Steve Carlson claimed in April that he had fixed Tebow's accuracy issues by correcting a footwork problem that led to his looping throwing motion.

ESPN's Trent Dilfer tweeted Monday night that Dennis Gile of The [Q] Quarterback Academy, "one of the true ROCK STARS" in quarterback development, had made "real changes" to Tebow's delivery after working out for three and a half months.

Former Carolina Panthers quarterback Chris Weinke, who worked with Tebow at IMG Academy in Florida, said Monday that Tebow now is throwing with "great accuracy, great velocity" after fixing a major foot alignment flaw.

"Do I think he can play the quarterback position in the NFL? Yeah, no question," Weinke told USA Today. "Like I told Tim when I found out that he signed, 'You're locked and loaded, ready to go.'"

The common sentiment from all of Tebow's tutors is that the Patriots will be pleasantly surprised at the new and improved Tebow. It's one thing for Tebow to show the streamlined throwing motion in passing drills. It's quite another to resist sliding into old habits once the bullets start flying in the pocket. This is not the first time coaches have attempted to fix Tebow's delivery or crowed about his new, compact throwing motion.

As Cam Newton and Jake Locker can attest, maintaining proper footwork in the face of defensive pressure is an ongoing battle. Forgive our skepticism that the latest fix will be more than temporary for the owner of the lowest completion percentage among active quarterbacks.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000210703/article/tim-tebows-throwing-delivery-is-fixed-qb-tutors-say

Watch the video in this article. Heath Evens thinks Tebow is a great QB. LMAO The two other guys are trying to talk some sense into him, but it isn't working ROFL
Yeah, that interview was included in an NFL.com article too. Freakin hilarious.
Just watched some NFL total access because I can't sleep....if you can watch the segment with Heath Evans and Darren Sharper, do it. Lol. Sharper curb stomps Evans on Tebow.

crazycoffey
06-11-2013, 04:07 AM
BB is letting his ego get ahead of himself, and I going to say if tebow ends up with success I'll reevaluate my hate for him

Amnorix
06-11-2013, 04:55 AM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

Except that means taking the ball out of the hands of Tom freaking Brady. Why in the world would you do that?

I'm all for "in BB we trust" but this move makes very little sense to me. I will note, however, that we went with 2 QBs next year and there's no guarantee that Tebow makes the 53 man roster.

GoChargers
06-11-2013, 04:59 AM
Pretty much this. Tebow is barely an NFL QB, but he IS a dedicated football player who will do whatever it takes to contribute and succeed.

He's so "dedicated" that his throwing mechanics have continued to be garbage every year, he can't be bothered to learn the plays and racks up delay of game penalties as a result, and he was reportedly out of shape with the Jets last year.

Amnorix
06-11-2013, 05:00 AM
This move does jack shit for the Patriots. Completely fucking retarded.

Yeah, let's take the greatest QB to play the game off the field and replace him with Tim Tebow. That's how we win championships! Woo hoo!

Fucking stupid.


That's why I'm thinking that that is NOT the plan.

But the Jets took him in and dealt with the circus and couldn't figure out how to make any use at all from him, so I figure that can't be the plan either.

So either he's going to be an EIGHTH TE on the roster (JFC) or BB has some kind of plan that nobody has figured out yet. We sure as hell aren't going to spend a bunch of time trying to put together a gimmick run-option offense though. Not with a healthy Brady on the roster.

:shrug:

RealSNR
06-11-2013, 06:05 AM
Jeff Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tim Tebow is

Mile High Mania
06-11-2013, 06:11 AM
If nothing else, BB has a new toy. They can tinker with him and flip him for a marginal pick when an injury hits another team, I think he's simply playing the odds here. Low risk, low cost. They like to tinker with players and see what happens.

houstonwhodat
06-11-2013, 06:16 AM
Jeff Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tim Tebow is

How about Jack Daniels?

houstonwhodat
06-11-2013, 06:16 AM
The media bullshit has already started.

KC_Lee
06-11-2013, 06:22 AM
Jeff Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tim Tebow is

Charlie Daniels is 100 times the QB that Tebow is....

Hammock Parties
06-11-2013, 07:09 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2753529/ThePatrioTebow.gif

BlackHelicopters
06-11-2013, 07:10 AM
Bristol Connecticut

Barret
06-11-2013, 07:29 AM
Perhaps I am reading this wrong or my hate for Matt Cassel is still brewing but, couldn't the Patriots have signed Cassel back if they needed a backup or someone to push Mallet? Instead they go to Tim Tebow. Does this equate to the level of SUCK that is Matt Cassel when your old, old team doesn't even want you back?

Also, this might be a good thing for Tebow. With more teams going to the pistol type offense and mobile QB's, wouldn't Tebow make a decent addition to practice against. Yea his throwing might suck but letting a defense see what happens when you don't cover correctly or the QB starts to scramble around might be a benefit.

I am no means a patriot fan but it seems like a win all around. They still have Brady so no QB controversy. Belichek won't let the Tebow Circus setup its tents and start being a distraction like the Jets did. The Patriots have something to practice against. Tebow is back with Josh McDanials so might get some actual coaching. The Pats aren't out a ton of money.

Watch what happens....I bet they put him in during preseason or at the end of the season during garbage time and he lights things up. Then some desperate team (coughjaguarscough) will think he has been fixed and give the Pats a 2nd or 3rd round pick for him. Belichek makes off like a bandit again just like he did with the Cassel trade.

AussieChiefsFan
06-11-2013, 07:42 AM
Perhaps I am reading this wrong or my hate for Matt Cassel is still brewing but, couldn't the Patriots have signed Cassel back if they needed a backup or someone to push Mallet? Instead they go to Tim Tebow. Does this equate to the level of SUCK that is Matt Cassel when your old, old team doesn't even want you back?

Also, this might be a good thing for Tebow. With more teams going to the pistol type offense and mobile QB's, wouldn't Tebow make a decent addition to practice against. Yea his throwing might suck but letting a defense see what happens when you don't cover correctly or the QB starts to scramble around might be a benefit.

I am no means a patriot fan but it seems like a win all around. They still have Brady so no QB controversy. Belichek won't let the Tebow Circus setup its tents and start being a distraction like the Jets did. The Patriots have something to practice against. Tebow is back with Josh McDanials so might get some actual coaching. The Pats aren't out a ton of money.

Watch what happens....I bet they put him in during preseason or at the end of the season during garbage time and he lights things up. Then some desperate team (coughjaguarscough) will think he has been fixed and give the Pats a 2nd or 3rd round pick for him. Belichek makes off like a bandit again just like he did with the Cassel trade.

Yeah probably.

ndws
06-11-2013, 08:03 AM
If Tebow really was the second coming I wouldn't just fight for the armies of the Dark Lord, I'd set up a damned recruiting center in the middle of Times Square handing out Satanic Bibles.

that's signature worthy right there

Amnorix
06-11-2013, 08:09 AM
Perhaps I am reading this wrong or my hate for Matt Cassel is still brewing but, couldn't the Patriots have signed Cassel back if they needed a backup or someone to push Mallet? Instead they go to Tim Tebow. Does this equate to the level of SUCK that is Matt Cassel when your old, old team doesn't even want you back?

Well, the Vikes signed him so Cassel isn't available. I also think they want Mallet as the #2, and if they brought in Cassel and made Cassel the #3, that would be very awkward given that Cassel was the #2 guy before and even started for the Pats when Brady was out in '08. Too awkward to bring him back now to be the #3 guy.

Also, this might be a good thing for Tebow. With more teams going to the pistol type offense and mobile QB's, wouldn't Tebow make a decent addition to practice against. Yea his throwing might suck but letting a defense see what happens when you don't cover correctly or the QB starts to scramble around might be a benefit.

That is quite literally the best use yet for the guy that I have seen/heard/read. Nothing else makes much sense. QB? Yeah, we're going to take Tom fucking Brady off the field to let Captain Crooked fling it around. TE? He runs a 4.7. That's SLOW. Special Teams? Yeah, ok, maybe, but he's not a superstud on STs, and you can only have a few guys on your roster that are ST-only one-trick ponies. He's not a specialist...

Watch what happens....I bet they put him in during preseason or at the end of the season during garbage time and he lights things up. Then some desperate team (coughjaguarscough) will think he has been fixed and give the Pats a 2nd or 3rd round pick for him. Belichek makes off like a bandit again just like he did with the Cassel trade.

Yes please. :D

JD10367
06-11-2013, 08:50 AM
This place is fucking hilarious. You all are freaking out about how people all freak out about Tebow.

Here's the situation, plain and simple: absolutely no risk. A two-year contract with no guaranteed money. If it works out, great. If it doesn't, whatever.

Belichick has always appreciated and liked Tim Tebow. He also had always appreciated and liked Chad Johnson. He also had always appreciated and liked Randy Moss. Darth Hoodie has one object in mind: improve the team, and get as much as he can out of someone before wiping his dick on the sheet, slapping a 20 on the bureau, and telling them they have five minutes to wash off and get the fuck out.

Belichick did not bring Tebow in to be the starter. He didn't bring him in to be the backup. He didn't bring him in to use on short yardage (he's not taking one of the best QBs in the history of the NFL out of the game for a gimmick player on the goal line). He didn't bring him in to convert him to a tight end. He brought him in for one simple reason: to see if Tebow can play QB and maybe make the team as the third QB.

If Tebow makes the team as the third QB, good for him. If Belichick then tells Tebow to get his ass on the field for the occasional special teams play or sub as a TE, good for him. He MIGHT even use Tebow once or twice on the goal line, IF Brady is hobbled or something. That's. It.

No one can forecast the NFL season. Brady could get popped in Game One again and Tebow could suddenly be the backup. Or maybe Tebow shows enough to let the Pats trade Ryan Mallett in the coming offseason, who knows. Again, no risk, all reward. If Tebow sucks like a Filipino hooker then he joins the ranks of Albert Haynesworth and the other retreads who didn't work out in New England.

This is the absolute best situation for Tebow. He gets a chance to be a QB again, because if Belichick and Brady can't do it then no one can. It's not Tebow's last chance, but it's definitely his best chance.

As for the media circus, not only does Belichick not give a fuck, he probably actually enjoys it. For every minute the media is circling Tebow, it's one less minute they're circling Brady asking him how upset he was that Welker left, or circling Gronk and asking him if he's injury-prone and if his off-field antics are too much. Belichick loves when the media ignores the Patriots and, paradoxically, this will actually make them ignore the Patriots as a team because the entire sports media world will be whacking off during Tebow talk.

Most actual fans realize Tebow probably won't make any impact on the field. If he does, it'll only be because things have gone in the shitter. But if that happens, who's a better possible third-string QB? Tebow, under the guidance of Belichick and Brady and surrounded by a ton of talent, or whatever schmuck the Pats could throw out there? As for the pink-hatters and religious nuts, who cares if they all get stiffies over Tebow being in New England. As long as Tebow shuts his yap and talks nothing but football he'll be fine.

Radar Chief
06-11-2013, 09:01 AM
How about Jack Daniels?

Yea, him too.
Wait, what were we talking about? I became thirsty all the sudden.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2013, 09:02 AM
This place is fucking hilarious. You all are freaking out about how people all freak out about Tebow.

Here's the situation, plain and simple: absolutely no risk. A two-year contract with no guaranteed money. If it works out, great. If it doesn't, whatever.

Belichick has always appreciated and liked Tim Tebow. He also had always appreciated and liked Chad Johnson. He also had always appreciated and liked Randy Moss. Darth Hoodie has one object in mind: improve the team, and get as much as he can out of someone before wiping his dick on the sheet, slapping a 20 on the bureau, and telling them they have five minutes to wash off and get the fuck out.

Belichick did not bring Tebow in to be the starter. He didn't bring him in to be the backup. He didn't bring him in to use on short yardage (he's not taking one of the best QBs in the history of the NFL out of the game for a gimmick player on the goal line). He didn't bring him in to convert him to a tight end. He brought him in for one simple reason: to see if Tebow can play QB and maybe make the team as the third QB.

If Tebow makes the team as the third QB, good for him. If Belichick then tells Tebow to get his ass on the field for the occasional special teams play or sub as a TE, good for him. He MIGHT even use Tebow once or twice on the goal line, IF Brady is hobbled or something. That's. It.

No one can forecast the NFL season. Brady could get popped in Game One again and Tebow could suddenly be the backup. Or maybe Tebow shows enough to let the Pats trade Ryan Mallett in the coming offseason, who knows. Again, no risk, all reward. If Tebow sucks like a Filipino hooker then he joins the ranks of Albert Haynesworth and the other retreads who didn't work out in New England.

This is the absolute best situation for Tebow. He gets a chance to be a QB again, because if Belichick and Brady can't do it then no one can. It's not Tebow's last chance, but it's definitely his best chance.

As for the media circus, not only does Belichick not give a fuck, he probably actually enjoys it. For every minute the media is circling Tebow, it's one less minute they're circling Brady asking him how upset he was that Welker left, or circling Gronk and asking him if he's injury-prone and if his off-field antics are too much. Belichick loves when the media ignores the Patriots and, paradoxically, this will actually make them ignore the Patriots as a team because the entire sports media world will be whacking off during Tebow talk.

Most actual fans realize Tebow probably won't make any impact on the field. If he does, it'll only be because things have gone in the shitter. But if that happens, who's a better possible third-string QB? Tebow, under the guidance of Belichick and Brady and surrounded by a ton of talent, or whatever schmuck the Pats could throw out there? As for the pink-hatters and religious nuts, who cares if they all get stiffies over Tebow being in New England. As long as Tebow shuts his yap and talks nothing but football he'll be fine.

End result: Patriots lose in the playoffs, again.

-King-
06-11-2013, 09:07 AM
I really don't even think BB likes Tebow. Like Florio said last night, this could just be a favor to McDaniels and Urban Meyer.

BB is already getting annoyed with the Tebow coverage less than 12 hrs after signing him LMAO

Belichick on Tebow questions: We’ve talked enough about him
Posted by Michael David Smith on June 11, 2013, 10:57 AM EDT


Patriots coach Bill Belichick met the media for the first time with Tim Tebow on his roster, and it didn’t take long for Belichick to get sick of answering questions about his new backup quarterback.

“Anything we do is what we feel is in the best interest of the team. Tim is a talented player that’s smart and works hard, so we’ll see how it goes,” Belichick said when initially asked about Tebow.

As reporters continued to press him for thoughts about Tebow, Belichick began to grow annoyed.

“I’ve answered that question twice: He’s a talented player who’s smart and works hard,” Belichick repeated.

Asked more questions about Tebow, Belichick urged reporters to find something new to talk about.

“We’ve already talked enough about him,” Belichick said. “I think I’ve covered it. Anything else?”

Some of the questions from the media were about the media, including whether Belichick thought the presence of reporters at this week’s minicamp could become a distraction.

“We’ve been in front of bigger crowds than this before,” Belichick said. “Hopefully there will be more than that on our games on Sundays.”

Asked about how Tebow will be used, Belichick declined to get into specifics.

“We’re gonna do what we think is best for this football team, so, I don’t know, we’ll see,” Belichick said. “We’ll see, I don’t know.”

Belichick did dispute the report that he “hates” Tebow as a player, although he made clear that he didn’t want to talk much about that.

“I like Tim. I have a lot of respect for Tim,” Belichick said.

Belichick may like Tebow. But Belichick doesn’t seem to like all the questions about Tebow.

houstonwhodat
06-11-2013, 09:07 AM
This place is ****ing hilarious. You all are freaking out about how people all freak out about Tebow.

Here's the situation, plain and simple: absolutely no risk. A two-year contract with no guaranteed money. If it works out, great. If it doesn't, whatever.

Belichick has always appreciated and liked Tim Tebow. He also had always appreciated and liked Chad Johnson. He also had always appreciated and liked Randy Moss. Darth Hoodie has one object in mind: improve the team, and get as much as he can out of someone before wiping his dick on the sheet, slapping a 20 on the bureau, and telling them they have five minutes to wash off and get the **** out.

Belichick did not bring Tebow in to be the starter. He didn't bring him in to be the backup. He didn't bring him in to use on short yardage (he's not taking one of the best QBs in the history of the NFL out of the game for a gimmick player on the goal line). He didn't bring him in to convert him to a tight end. He brought him in for one simple reason: to see if Tebow can play QB and maybe make the team as the third QB.

If Tebow makes the team as the third QB, good for him. If Belichick then tells Tebow to get his ass on the field for the occasional special teams play or sub as a TE, good for him. He MIGHT even use Tebow once or twice on the goal line, IF Brady is hobbled or something. That's. It.

No one can forecast the NFL season. Brady could get popped in Game One again and Tebow could suddenly be the backup. Or maybe Tebow shows enough to let the Pats trade Ryan Mallett in the coming offseason, who knows. Again, no risk, all reward. If Tebow sucks like a Filipino hooker then he joins the ranks of Albert Haynesworth and the other retreads who didn't work out in New England.

This is the absolute best situation for Tebow. He gets a chance to be a QB again, because if Belichick and Brady can't do it then no one can. It's not Tebow's last chance, but it's definitely his best chance.

As for the media circus, not only does Belichick not give a ****, he probably actually enjoys it. For every minute the media is circling Tebow, it's one less minute they're circling Brady asking him how upset he was that Welker left, or circling Gronk and asking him if he's injury-prone and if his off-field antics are too much. Belichick loves when the media ignores the Patriots and, paradoxically, this will actually make them ignore the Patriots as a team because the entire sports media world will be whacking off during Tebow talk.

Most actual fans realize Tebow probably won't make any impact on the field. If he does, it'll only be because things have gone in the shitter. But if that happens, who's a better possible third-string QB? Tebow, under the guidance of Belichick and Brady and surrounded by a ton of talent, or whatever schmuck the Pats could throw out there? As for the pink-hatters and religious nuts, who cares if they all get stiffies over Tebow being in New England. As long as Tebow shuts his yap and talks nothing but football he'll be fine.


Belichicky is not gonna allow the Tebow circus to take place.

The jerk off media is going to try to instigate it but he will squash it ASAP.

Plus there's no guarantee that he will make the team but I'm sure he will.

Tebow will be told to shut the hell up or hit the road.

And he will do just that if he wants to be in the NFL.

-King-
06-11-2013, 09:09 AM
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

He's not making the team.

ChiefGator
06-11-2013, 09:11 AM
Belichicky is not gonna allow the Tebow circus to take place.

The jerk off media is going to try to instigate it but he will squash it ASAP.

Plus there's no guarantee that he will make the team but I'm sure he will.

Tebow will be told to shut the hell up or hit the road.

And he will do just that if he wants to be in the NFL.

Exactly. Which is why this is a perfect landing spot for him.

Hammock Parties
06-11-2013, 09:18 AM
oh dear GOD

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/4605/tebowressurection.gif

Rausch
06-11-2013, 09:21 AM
End result: Patriots lose in the playoffs, again.

With the shifting of power back to the NFC I don't think it really matters.

There are probably 4 NFC teams that could beat the best the AFC has to offer.

GoChargers
06-11-2013, 09:22 AM
End result: Patriots lose in the playoffs, again.

And still zero rings since Spygate.

Just Passin' By
06-11-2013, 10:00 AM
And still zero rings since Spygate.

What does a Chargers fan know about championship rings?


Not a damn thing.

houstonwhodat
06-11-2013, 10:07 AM
What does a Chargers fan know about championship rings?


Not a damn thing.


They do know a lot about evaluating QB's.

See = Drew Brees

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-11-2013, 11:15 AM
LMAO Shocking that you would think Tebow is a good QB.

No, I actually think he's dogshit as a QB, and I'd still take him over Danielsss.

What does that say about Chase?:evil:

Ace Gunner
06-11-2013, 11:17 AM
oh dear GOD

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/4605/tebowressurection.gif

:LOL:

DJ's left nut
06-11-2013, 11:35 AM
Just watched some NFL total access because I can't sleep....if you can watch the segment with Heath Evans and Darren Sharper, do it. Lol. Sharper curb stomps Evans on Tebow.

Jesus, Evans looks like an absolute idiot.

Actually, that's not true, he just looks like anther belichick ball-washer; another guy that worships at the cult of BB.

And then he starts throwing temper tantrums when Sharper doesn't blindly worship at the alter of that cheating dick.

Is Heath Evans actually Just Passin' By?

El Jefe
06-11-2013, 11:39 AM
What does a Chargers fan know about championship rings?


Not a damn thing.

Boom!

Sorter
06-11-2013, 11:41 AM
Jesus, Evans looks like an absolute idiot.

Actually, that's not true, he just looks like anther belichick ball-washer; another guy that worships at the cult of BB.

And then he starts throwing temper tantrums when Sharper doesn't blindly worship at the alter of that cheating dick.

Is Heath Evans actually Just Passin' By?

Is there a link so one can view this rape?

Sorter
06-11-2013, 11:42 AM
Because I'm slightly hesitant to google "Heath Evans Raped by Darren Sharper".

Gobernments and all.

DJ's left nut
06-11-2013, 11:48 AM
Because I'm slightly hesitant to google "Heath Evans Raped by Darren Sharper".

Gobernments and all.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-free-agency/0ap2000000210678/Can-Bill-Belichick-resurrect-Tim-Tebow-s-career

Is less of a rape by Sharper than it is Heath Evans just looking like sobbing bitch. He really does just spend the entire segment pouting because Sharper doesn't agree with him that everything the Patriots do is great.

His little "I wish you'd have played for the Patriots" quip at the very beginning showed that arrogant shit's true colors.

Sorter
06-11-2013, 12:01 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-free-agency/0ap2000000210678/Can-Bill-Belichick-resurrect-Tim-Tebow-s-career

Is less of a rape by Sharper than it is Heath Evans just looking like sobbing bitch. He really does just spend the entire segment pouting because Sharper doesn't agree with him that everything the Patriots do is great.

His little "I wish you'd have played for the Patriots" quip at the very beginning showed that arrogant shit's true colors.

Goodness, that was incredibly pathetic by Heath Evans.

DJ's left nut
06-11-2013, 12:15 PM
Goodness, that was incredibly pathetic by Heath Evans.

Look at the comments, though - the Tebow Army is out en masse and it's only going to get worse now that the standard Masshole's and Belichick disciples are going to feel compelled to defend him.

These people still defend Scott Pioli and Matt Cassel. Can you imagine how intolerable they'll be with Tim Tebow?

Heath Evans won't even be the Alpha Prick in that group.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-11-2013, 12:39 PM
I still don't understand why we haven't enacted a policy to cleanse the board of Patriots fans similar to De-Ba'athification that occurred in Iraq post-Saddam.

BlackHelicopters
06-11-2013, 01:04 PM
Four letter network is non stop jizz- a- thon

memyselfI
06-11-2013, 02:09 PM
Love all of my disdain to be in one place. :thumb:

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-11-2013, 02:10 PM
I still don't understand why we haven't enacted a policy to cleanse the board of Patriots fans similar to De-Ba'athification that occurred in Iraq post-Saddam.

I can't believe Just Fisting Kittens still has the balls to show up here.

houstonwhodat
06-11-2013, 02:17 PM
With the shifting of power back to the NFC I don't think it really matters.

There are probably 4 NFC teams that could beat the best the AFC has to offer.


Saints
Packers
49'ers or Seahawks
Giants or Skins


It's all about the quarterback

DeezNutz
06-11-2013, 02:29 PM
I still don't understand why we haven't enacted a policy to cleanse the board of Patriots fans similar to De-Ba'athification that occurred in Iraq post-Saddam.

Because of our empirical knowledge of traces of that shit show, I cannot help but view the Patriots as the most loathsome organization in all of professional sports, with the "Patriot's Way" as the gold-standard farce.