****Official Royals Vs Tigers Gamethread 6/11****

[SPchief]

Davis on the mound going for 7 in a row. I'll miss the first half of the game. Hope when I get home we'll be ahead.

[-King-]

Lets do this!

[mr. tegu]

Winning this one would be a great steal. We did get to Scherzer pretty good earlier this year. Granted it was in some bad weather though.

[Dartgod]

Hope we can steal this one. I'll be there tomorrow for Shields vs. Verlander, which will be awesome. It will be even better if we're going for 8 straight.

[CaliforniaChief]

We're going to need all the thread mojo, luck, witchcraft, and BBQ Sauce we can get our hands on to win today.

[Canofbier]

Winning this game would be huge - hopefully we can continue our streak!

[BlackHelicopters]

In for 7!

[TLO]

In 4 win

[LoneWolf]

Hoping for tits! Another win would be good to, but not as good as tits.

[Ceej]

Huge game as many have mentioned.

Winning today against an undefeated Scherzer would continue to increase the team's confidence.

Leggo!

[Strongside]

We win today and it's on. No more feeling sorry for ourselves...we're legitimately back in the race for the division.

[stonedstooge]

Royals aren't afraid of these pussies

[CaliforniaChief]

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/billy-butler-BBQ.jpg

[BlackHelicopters]

Big time wind out to left tonight

[DeezNutz]

Waste these motherfuckers! /Sam Jackson

[C3HIEF3S]

Gordon 7
Hosmer 3
Perez 2
Butler DH
Cain 8
Lough 9
Moustakas 5
Getz 4
Escobar 6

Davis

[BlackHelicopters]

Moustakas 5
Getz 4
Escobar 6

Murderers Row

[CaliforniaChief]

Over the last 10 games, Eric Hosmer is batting .342 with 3 walks and 6 K's with 8 runs scored.

In his last 10, Salvador Perez is batting .361 with 2 walks and only 3 K's and 9 RBI.

[BlackHelicopters]

We need Davis to figure it out.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Since George Brett retired the Royals have sucked ! Are they making a comeback ????

[duncan_idaho]

Over the last 10 games, Eric Hosmer is batting .342 with 3 walks and 6 K's with 8 runs scored.

In his last 10, Salvador Perez is batting .361 with 2 walks and only 3 K's and 9 RBI.

And more important (for Perez): He's slugging well over .500 in that timeframe.

Hosmer still is barely slugging .400 in that timeframe, but at least he's being used in a spot where his on-base and baserunning ability are useful.

[stonedstooge]

Got my money on SPchief again tonight. w00t

[lewdog]

I met two developmentally disabled adults at the gym today who saw my Royals shirt and asked if I was a fan. They said there were born in KC and are Chiefs/Royals fans as well.

I am guessing it was Thig Life and Hootie.

[Pablo]

Please keep the hope alive Royals.

Just really try not to suck tonight.

That would be awesome.

[lewdog]

I think 8-1 Tigers tonight.

Sorry bros.

[Al Bundy]

I met two developmentally disabled adults at the gym today who saw my Royals shirt and asked if I was a fan. They said there were born in KC and are Chiefs/Royals fans as well.

I am guessing it was Thig Life and Hootie.

That's mean, you should apologize to the 2 developmentally disabled adults. They don't deserve that sort of insult.

[lewdog]

That's mean, you should apologize to the 2 developmentally disabled adults. They don't deserve that sort of insult.

ROFL

True. I helped one on his bench press form. He was way fucking stronger than I expected!

[LoneWolf]

I met two developmentally disabled adults at the gym today who saw my Royals shirt and asked if I was a fan. They said there were born in KC and are Chiefs/Royals fans as well.

I am guessing it was Thig Life and Hootie.

Did one of them keep telling you how awesome he was and try to make out with you while the other one enjoyed a #2 variety platter from LJS?

[Coach]

Let's fucking do this....

[Archie F. Swin]

Been a while since Ive joined a game thread. Just poured myself a brew. Let's do this.

[duncan_idaho]

Johnson gets that ball, btw...

[lewdog]

Did one of them keep telling you how awesome he was and try to make out with you while the other one enjoyed a #2 variety platter from LJS?

One told me how they Chiefs need to sign Thigpen again and one tried to grab my junk because he thought I was mad at him.

[Archie F. Swin]

most people get jammed with that ball

[Coach]

Davis doesn't have it today....

This looks bad.

[Coach]

Thank you inning ending double play.

[Archie F. Swin]

Davis doesn't have it today....

This looks bad.

looks like typical Davis to me

[LoneWolf]

Davis doesn't have it today....

This looks bad.

Hey look, Pete changed his name to Coach.

[Coach]

Hey look, Pete changed his name to Coach.

Oh go fist yourself. :D

[Ceej]

It's funny cause he's fat.

[LoneWolf]

Oh go fist yourself. :D

I'm watching Davis pitch. Isn't that punishment enough?

[stonedstooge]

ALEX GOT ON BASE

[lewdog]

Hey look, Pete changed his name to Coach.

LOL

Pull him!

[Coach]

I'm watching Davis pitch. Isn't that punishment enough?

So am I.

Nice work Alex.

[Archie F. Swin]

Max has sick motion on his pitches...sick

[stonedstooge]

I'll go ahead and say it. SHUT UP REX

[Ceej]

LOL

Pull him!

Hey man.

Check your PMs.

[LoneWolf]

Gordon was dead to rights if the shortstop can catch.

[stonedstooge]

Bring him in Belly

[cabletech94]

serious question here,

when max scherzer gives you the evil eye, which eye is the evil one?

[stonedstooge]

serious question here,

when max scherzer gives you the evil eye, which eye is the evil one?

The old brown eye of course

[cabletech94]

The old brown eye of course

winnah!!!

[GloryDayz]

Blond (in the background) that I want to fuck alert!

[stonedstooge]

Gawd it would be wonderful to score a couple here

[Archie F. Swin]

lets get max while he is temporarily sucking

[Archie F. Swin]

hos about a LINE drive of LOCain

[lewdog]

Hey man.

Check your PMs.

Geez man, I was gonna try to get laid before dinner but having a visual of you in your spiderman whitey tighties might make it hard to maintain an erection.

[CaliforniaChief]

Both teams missed a chance in the first. I fear we won't get many more, and they will have abundant opportunities.

[Shogun]

Just got home. Looks like Wade Davis still Wade Davis

[Mr. Laz]

Just got home. Looks like Wade Davis still Wade Davis

he survived the early shitstorm ... so that's good

[Stanley Nickels]

I must've been some kind of desperate today, because I had KKs program on in the 3 oclock hour. Cuntscale said something about how he feels that Monty is being groomed for some role, to which KK said (paraphrasing) "I agree. Less happy talk. I think they're definitely grooming him." Is he talking about Hud? Is this something that's been speculated?

[Ceej]

Geez man, I was gonna try to get laid before dinner but having a visual of you in your spiderman whitey tighties might make it hard to maintain an erection.

Then let your wife do you in your pussy this time.

[lewdog]

Then let your wife do you in your pussy this time.

ROFL

We aren't married yet! She is still just my bitch.

[lewdog]

Feels like a Hoch kind of night, boys!

[Al Bundy]

Rex asked Avila about his groin...

[Archie F. Swin]

not thrilled with this umps calls

[Ceej]

ROFL

We aren't married yet! She is still just my bitch.

Then tell that bitch you're going to Vegas in three months.

[Mr. Laz]

I've never met a hitter that didn't like a doinker



:doh!:


LMAO

[Archie F. Swin]

Getz pointed at the ball saying "I wish I could hit it that far!"

[Strongside]

What the holy fuck was the 3b coach thinking!?

[stonedstooge]

Welp, down by 1

[Discuss Thrower]

Sweet decision there Omar

[Sure-Oz]

Dumbasses, don't run on Alex

[Mr. Laz]

what a bullshit way to get a run

not a decent hit at all

[Stanley Nickels]

Sonofabitch. I don't like Wade's stuff tonight. Or most nights. Doesn't bode well, regardless of them only getting 1 that inning.

[lewdog]

Then tell that bitch you're going to Vegas in three months.

It is quite possible that we will make that. It is the finances I worry about. The metal underwear should take care of my other fear.

[Strongside]

Sonofabitch. I don't like Wade's stuff tonight. Or most nights. Doesn't bode well, regardless of them only getting 1 that inning.

At least Max seems to be a bit off with his command as well.

[Archie F. Swin]

they're doinking us in our arseholes

[Stanley Nickels]

Wendy's Charities: support homeless kids by supporting diabetes and obesity!

[Ceej]

It is quite possible that we will make that. It is the finances I worry about. The metal underwear should take care of my other fear.

You've got a mouth.

Just get braces the week before.

[lewdog]

You've got a mouth.

Just get braces the week before.

ROFL

Man, I am getting owned! I sent a PM back (no homo). Let me know about your progress?

[Archie F. Swin]

I suppose Max will dial it in now

[CaliforniaChief]

And here we go.

[Strongside]

I suppose Max will dial it in now

You 'sposed correctly.

[petegz28]

Moose has got to go, man. There is no point in him being in the lineup at this point. None.

[Strongside]

There's no wrong way to eat a Reece's.

[Ceej]

ROFL

Man, I am getting owned! I sent a PM back (no homo). Let me know about your progress?

I figured me inquiring about those two specific things was a dead giveaway.

LMAO

[Strongside]

3-1...Getz will ground out.

[Strongside]

3-1...Getz will ground out.

This idiot forgot that Chris has WTP.

[KevB]

Hunter was so shocked that Getz put a charge in that one that he froze for a minute

[lewdog]

I figured me inquiring about those two specific things was a dead giveaway.

LMAO

Maybe acquiring a jersey of a AAA/AA player will really motivate you!

[lewdog]

There's no wrong way to eat a Reece's.

I wouldn't while wearing the white Salvy jersey I will be getting soon! No way in hell would I.

[Ceej]

Maybe acquiring a jersey of a AAA/AA player will really motivate you!

Can't wait to send you pictures of me in it with no undies.

[Strongside]

Where's that been all year, Wade?

[kc rush]

Finally a quick inning.

[CaliforniaChief]

Nice to see that, but it makes no sense. I mean, those are three good hitters, and he just mows through them....while struggling/scuffing/pissing around against the bottom of the order.

[kc rush]

Ugh

[lewdog]

Where's that been all year, Wade?

Jesus strongside. I never even got a response back about my 10 rep comments about getting that Salvy jersey. I thought it was a good joke but I guess not. :(

[petegz28]

there ya go, Hos, swing at the terrible pitches and look at the close ones

[Ceej]

I feel like we are all stalking Miguel Cabrera.

[kc rush]

I feel like we are all stalking Miguel Cabrera.

I was wondering how many times they were going to play that damn clip.

[stonedstooge]

Damn Davis having a couple of innings where he's not throwing 25 pitches. w00t

[GloryDayz]

I was wondering how many times they were going to play that damn clip.

It's longer that our "Royals 2013 Home Runs" clip...

[GloryDayz]

Too young!

[stonedstooge]

Nice eye Belly.

[Ceej]

Quality ABs guys.

[Archie F. Swin]

I'd love to see us swing at strikes

[lewdog]

Max bending us over.

[Archie F. Swin]

yeah....he's dialed it in

[kc rush]

I'd love to see us swing at strikes

Plate discipline is overrated/Royals System

[lewdog]

Well, Max is on my fantasy team so that is cool.

[Archie F. Swin]

CLE up 4-0 on TEX

[kc rush]

Sit down

[AussieChiefsFan]

Sit down.....at first base.

[kc rush]

.....at first base.

Other batter

[AussieChiefsFan]

Would probably be a good time to get a double play.

[kc rush]

Fuck

[stonedstooge]

Ned thinks it was a good call

[AussieChiefsFan]

Damnit

[petegz28]

Don't go argue the bad call, Ned. Wouldn't want you to put your knitting down for a few.

[Captain Obvious]

8 and 9 hitter are both 2/2. Wade Davis being Wade Davis.

[kc rush]

Don't go argue the bad call, Ned. Wouldn't want you to put your knitting down for a few.

When was the last time he was ejected?

[AussieChiefsFan]

Don't go argue the bad call, Ned. Wouldn't want you to put your knitting down for a few.Looked safe to me.

[stonedstooge]

Looked safe to me.

Did you get the replay from left field?

[petegz28]

Looked safe to me.

You a Tigers fan? He was out. Bang-bang play, but he was out and we should get that call on our field.

[petegz28]

When was the last time he was ejected?

Don't even remember. Not saying he should have been tossed over the call but at least go chew some ear for a few.

[Archie F. Swin]

alright boys...time for some run support

(((Looks at batters due)))


well...shitballs

[petegz28]

Ned doesn't go argue the call....

And you wonder why this team has an "aww shucks!" attitude?

[AussieChiefsFan]

You a Tigers fan? He was out. Bang-bang play, but he was out and we should get that call on our field.Maybe my stream is just that bad, I dunno. :shrug:

[stonedstooge]

LOUGH LOADS UP 2-1

[petegz28]

LOUGH!!!!!

[Discuss Thrower]

W00t

[kc rush]

Need more frenchy

[AussieChiefsFan]

Well there's one!

[Ceej]

DFA FRENCHY!

[Stanley Nickels]

Don Vito got the HR ball!

[petegz28]

Tigers 1
Umps 1
Royals 1

[stonedstooge]

Larry Bird looks like he's put on a little weight

[Stanley Nickels]

Lough with a homer, yeah fine. but, MOUSTAKAS WITH A HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cosmo20002]

A HR?!

wut?

[AussieChiefsFan]

And now a base hit. Nice! Lets make this the inning that can win it!

[Strongside]

Awesome. Get Frenchy's ass outta here already!

[SPchief]

Walk in from work and see Lough break up the no no with his first HR. Lets do this!

[Stanley Nickels]

Dude's clutching that HR ball. Just give it to him!

[SPchief]

Heh, he still has the ball

[stonedstooge]

Got him in scoring position. Bring him home Alcides

[AussieChiefsFan]

Ooo, that he nearly made it to 1st anyway.

[kc rush]

Sweet

[SPchief]

Escobar ties it up!

[AussieChiefsFan]

Esky!

[Strongside]

ESKY WITH A RIP!

[stonedstooge]

HAHA. Escobar ties it up. Out trying to stretch it into two

[petegz28]

Esky!!! And then he got shot....fuck!

[Stanley Nickels]

SAFE

[petegz28]

Escobar was safe...tag never got him

[Stanley Nickels]

Leading leg was SAFE

[Strongside]

Bullshit call.

[SPchief]

Dude is definitely making his way to the diamond club with that ball

[stonedstooge]

Escobar was safe...tag never got him

Ned was busy fucking around with the Billy Sauce. He wasn't watching

[Shogun]

David Lough, HITTING FOR MOAR POWER

Escobar being clutch this time

[AussieChiefsFan]

The guy is taking the ball and headed away LMAO

[kc rush]

Ump didn't get around quick enough for a good view. Just guessed.

[Archie F. Swin]

we got ourselves a game fellers

[Discuss Thrower]

I'd bang David Lough if I were female.

[petegz28]

So that is twice the Umps have ****ed on the bases costing us at least 1 run and perhaps more.

[Discuss Thrower]

Just walk him

[Ceej]

I'm almost certain Cabrera is a cyborg.

[-King-]

How much is a 1st Home run ball worth to get back for a player? 10k?

[Coach]

That was damn close....

[AussieChiefsFan]

Got a little worried for a second. Good catch.

[Ceej]

That was damn close....

Davis with the EXHALE.

[Coach]

How much is a 1st Home run ball worth to get back for a player? 10k?

Nah, I'd say probably 1K. Maybe a few game tickets at the Crown seats.

[SPchief]

DP ends the inning.

[kc rush]

Nice

[Coach]

Sweet 1 pitch inning double play!

[AussieChiefsFan]

Double play!

[Discuss Thrower]

1-4-3 bitches

[cosmo20002]

How much is a 1st Home run ball worth to get back for a player? 10k?

Seems high. Probably a signed ball and bat.

[Mr. Laz]

Esky taking a lot off his throws for the last couple double plays.


knowing the runners ... making sure of accuracy over velocity :clap:

[CaliforniaChief]

Encouraging outing by Davis. 2 shaky innings, but pretty good against the heart of their order. A win tonight would just be huge, IMO.

[-King-]

Seems high. Probably a signed ball and bat.

Heh. I would walk away from negotiations if that's all they offered.

[AussieChiefsFan]

The guy that caught the Lough ball used to be a Chief back in the Hank Stram era. LMAO

[Ceej]

Coach caught the ball.

CP represent!

[SPchief]

Lets get Larry $2600 tonight

[Coach]

God, Hudler is fucking annoying....

[SPchief]

The guy that caught the Lough ball used to be a Chief back in the Hank Stram era. LMAO

I'm guessing you weren't listening very closely then.

[Mr. Laz]

wow ... that pitch was low for a strike

[Ceej]

That's the first thing I thought. Is it really him?

Lol nah.

[Coach]

Negative. I am not at the K.

Plus, I am like 30 years younger than that fella.

[AussieChiefsFan]

I'm guessing you weren't listening very closely then.Yeah, my stream cut out right after they said that. It ain't true?

[stonedstooge]

Negative. I am not at the K.

Plus, I am like 30 pounds heavier than that fella.

FYP

[SPchief]

Yeah, my stream cut out right after they said that. It ain't true?

He tried out for the team in 64

[Coach]

Yes, guys, let's just let the first pitch fastball go right fucking by you at the heart of the plate while you're standing like a cock.....

[SPchief]

Damn, close

[stonedstooge]

Don't overexert yourself Belly

[Mr. Laz]

Negative. I am not at the K.

Plus, I am like 30 years younger than that fella.

:LOL:

[Ceej]

Don't overexert yourself Belly

He has looked pretty silly tonight.

[AussieChiefsFan]

He tried out for the team in 64Oh, all I heard was he was the last guy cut. I just assumed he made the team, then didnt make the final cut.

[Coach]

Filthy 1-1 pitch.

[Coach]

Sit your ass down.

[Mr. Laz]

Best i've seen Davis look.

[Coach]

Come on blue....

[SPchief]

Davis not getting the low strike that Sherzer is

[dlphg9]

Hos!

[Coach]

Nice D, Hos!

[SPchief]

Teh Hos

[Coach]

Davis not getting the low strike that Sherzer is

Yeah, the home plate ump kind of sucks.

[GloryDayz]

God, Hudler is fucking annoying....

Well, ridiculously blind homers are difficult to come by in this day of the free press and all!

[Coach]

Good effort by Davis. Couldn't ask any better than that.

[GloryDayz]

That walk from the mound to the dugout must suck sometimes...

[Coach]

Well, ridiculously blind homers are difficult to come by in this day of the free press and all!

MORE CENSORSHIP!!!!!1111

[GloryDayz]

Good effort by Davis. Couldn't ask any better than that.

Agree. Great job tonight.

[SPchief]

Nice job Wade

[GloryDayz]

I'll say it again, AT&T sucks balls because of their add campaign.!

[Coach]

Damn.

[stonedstooge]

KEEP IT TIED TIMMY

[SPchief]

Come on Tiny Tim, get the out

[RockChalk]

Shouldn't this guy be playing football?

[-King-]

Way better start than I expected from Davis.

[Discuss Thrower]

This is the guy that catfished Mantis Teo right?

[SPchief]

Jesus ump

[-King-]

Get your shit together Collins.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Can't let them score here.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Or load the bases

[AussieChiefsFan]

Damn it.

[Mr. Laz]

do you really worry about a pitch count with Davis?

[SPchief]

Allright Crow, do it just like last night.

[Dartgod]

Great effort Timmay.

[petegz28]

Fuck, Collins...where is your sack, bitch!

[Coach]

Well, this is going to get interesting... bases loaded, 2 outs...

[Ceej]

These YellaWood commercials are awful.

[Coach]

These YellaWood commercials are awful.

So does the James B. Nutter ones....

[Ceej]

Alright, let's go Tigger.

[dlphg9]

That would have been game

[AussieChiefsFan]

Boy that was close

[Coach]

FUCKING FINISH HIM!

[kc rush]

So does the James B. Nutter ones....

I'll see your jbn and raise you a Vincent mortgage

[AussieChiefsFan]

Lets go! Get the final strike!

[SPchief]

SIT DOWN

[Coach]

FATALITY!!!!!!!!

[Ceej]

FUCK YES!

[Strongside]

CROW IS THE FUCKING MAN!

[AussieChiefsFan]

Hell yeah!!!!!!

[kc rush]

CROW!

[petegz28]

CROW.....BITCH!

[Dartgod]

SIT YER ASS DOWN!!

[stonedstooge]

GOT HIM

[KevB]

Crow two nights in a row with the filthy slider

[Toadkiller]

Fuck yeah crow!

[SPchief]

LETS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS NOW

[Dartgod]

We could use a run or ten here.