****Official Tigers @ Royals Game Thread 6/12****

[RockChalk]

First game thread of the year gents

Verlander (8-4, 3.71 ERA) vs Shields (2-6, 2.81 ERA)

Let's go take 2 of 3

Detroit
CF - Garcia
RF - Hunter
3B - Cabrera
1B - Fielder
DH - Martinez
SS - Peralta
LF - Letter soup
C - Pena
2B - Santiago

Kansas City
LF - Gordon
1B - Hosmer
C - Grown Ass Man
DH - Butters
CF - LoCain
RF - Lough
3B - Moose
2B - Johnson (why is he not starting every day?)
SS - Escobar

[Dartgod]

I'll be at The K for this one. The Royals are undefeated in games I have attended (I've only been to the home opener).

[BlackHelicopters]

In for 2 out of 3. Go Royals!

[-King-]

Post any links to streams here. Games not on tv.

[mr. tegu]

Vipbox? Is that the one?

[BlackHelicopters]

Post any links to streams here. Games not on tv.

Sad

[Ceej]

C'mon run support!!!

[mr. tegu]

I will be watching the Tigers feed on MLB.tv.

[Saul Good]

I'll be there with my six year old.

[-King-]

I didn't know it was at 1:10. I would have went if it was at 7.
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[Mama Hip Rockets]

Post any links to streams here. Games not on tv.

Come on, FSKC. Shields vs. Verlander and you can't televise it?

[Deberg_1990]

Tigers 1
Royals 0
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[jbwm89]

Come on, FSKC. Shields vs. Verlander and you can't televise it?

MLB network has the rights, if you are in the KC area and have MLB network you should be good to go.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

MLB network has the rights, if you are in the KC area and have MLB network you should be good to go.

Hmmm. I'm in Springfield, so we'll see.

[Strongside]

Game is on MLB Network, if you get it.

[jbwm89]

Hmmm. I'm in Springfield, so we'll see.

You might get the Reds game down there. They are only showing it in the KC broadcast area whatever the hell that is. I'm not sure if I'll get it in St. Joe.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Dam im in Wichita and it says its blacked out. Wtf

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Blacked out in Springfield, too. Anybody find a stream yet?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Oooo it looks like DIRECTV is showing the game on MLB Alternate (ch. 214), at least in Springfield.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Oooo it looks like DIRECTV is showing the game on MLB Alternate (ch. 214), at least in Springfield.

Thanks for info, I got dtv as well and its on there

[ptlyon]

It's on THA HOPPA!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Thanks for info, I got dtv as well and its on there

Happy to help.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Well...

[Mr. Arrowhead]

well theres the ball game

[TambaBerry]

so its not very good but I found a stream

http://www.stream2watch.me/baseball/kansas-city-royals-vs-detroit-tigers-live-stream

edit: I have an adblocker so I don't know if any popups will happen.

[Demonpenz]

I am in the house!!!! Go Royals.

[ptlyon]

Holy shit that didn't take long

[Demonpenz]

Kids day at the k reminds you to please pull out.

[Coogs]

Game is on MLB Network, if you get it.

5451 on DishNetwork

[Demonpenz]

So many hot girls here if I ask them each to have sex I will concieve a new kid soon

[mr. tegu]

The Tigers announcers just said that the pitch that was called strike three last night on Billy appeared to be a ball.

[Bowser]

What happened? Shields give up a three run homer in the first or something?

[Demonpenz]

1-0 tigers Billy if hit

[Demonpenz]

Shields had baseruners but got VM to gidp

[Demonpenz]

It is a million degrees ball should travel well today. Good for the tigers.

[Demonpenz]

Cain strikes out looking. No idea what he was looking for there.

[Demonpenz]

Billy getting a small lead from first.

[Demonpenz]

Billy getting a small lead from first.

[Demonpenz]

Bottom of the second Billy on first 1 out. Lough at the plate. Verlander looks good early.

[Demonpenz]

Lough and Cain both struck out looking. No idea why they aren't protecting the plate.

[sedated]

Tigers 1
Royals 0
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(^posted at 11:30am)

damn you!!!

say "Tigers 1, Royals 7". DO IT!!!

[Demonpenz]

Moose is up 2 outs Billy on first bottom of the second.

[Demonpenz]

A girl in front of has suntan lotion all over her back like Peter north visited her from behind.

[Demonpenz]

Moose had a good swing. But foul

[Demonpenz]

Moose flies out to right weakly. Surprised he got a bat on it. Kids want ketchup to win the hot dog race. Ketchup takes home the hot dog race.

[mr. tegu]

Verlander has all of his secondary pitches working very well right now.

[mr. tegu]

Another bloop hit for the Tigers.

[Demonpenz]

Base hit. santiago

[Demonpenz]

Top 3rd Tigers lead 1-0.

[Demonpenz]

Escobar with a nice play to turn two. He was in control the whole play Hunter gets plunked in the back.

[mr. tegu]

Double play but now Hunter got hit. Now Cabrera gets to bat with a guy on.

[Sfeihc]

The Tigers a dp waiting to happen. Without getting extra base hits they are exposed.

[Demonpenz]

Hunter about gets picked off. 2 outs top of the third tigers 1 and the Royals 0.

[Demonpenz]

There are dumb kids around me. Need to focus on pulling out people.

[mr. tegu]

Great catch by Lough!

[Demonpenz]

Lough had an amazing catch. Best catch I have seen in person since Jim Edmonds robbed David Howard.

[Dartgod]

Wow, amazing catch.


Side note, it's fucking hot out here.
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[Demonpenz]

Escobar flies out.

[mr. tegu]

Verlander is throwing a lot of pitches. Already at 47 through 2 2/3 innings.

[DeezNutz]

Are we all getting Penzed in this thread? Is the dude at work, imitating Tartabull's swing, randomly posted about the Royals ineptitude?

[stonedstooge]

Wow, amazing catch.


Side note, it's ****ing hot out here.
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Hotter than hell in my house too

[Coogs]

Hotter than hell in my house too

Turn on the AC.

[ptlyon]

Demonpenz must have found a MILF

[mr. tegu]

Cain missed a HR foul by just a few feet. Now he missed a double by a few feet.

[mr. tegu]

Now of course he strikes out.

[Bowser]

Cain missed a HR foul by just a few feet. Now he missed a double by a few feet.

Now of course he strikes out.

Is there a more anti-clutch lineup in baseball than ours?

[stonedstooge]

Turn on the AC.

Too cheap. It's only June

[Demonpenz]

I can't believe the Royals ability to drive the ball foul. They suck ya'll pitching is good though. TIGERS 1 Royals 0 as we goto the top of the 5th.

[Demonpenz]

Bryan Pena haunts his old club. Tigers 2 Royals0

[Demonpenz]

The K just played a song by Europe we all survive. Worthy of note since rj's favorite song is the final countdown by the euro metal synth band.

[duncan_idaho]

Cain missed a HR foul by just a few feet. Now he missed a double by a few feet.

Jeff Francoeur says the double wouldn't have mattered anyway, since Butler was at 1st and can't score on it, and that Cain should have focused on hitting it out.

[Demonpenz]

Shields and moose keeps the lead for the tigers at two. Moose has been playing well at 3rd as of late.

[Demonpenz]

1st sgt Clayton Lavine is today's hero of the game. He protected the USA.

[SPchief]

Lets get some runs

[siberian khatru]

Lets get some runs

"I'm gonna tap Kate Upton's ass."

[SPchief]

Moose leads off with a single

[Demonpenz]

Prince and Cabrera need to field bunts.

[SPchief]

Jesus, bad luck DP

[Demonpenz]

Johnson lines into double play. No idea why they don't test the corner IF and verlander with a bunt.

[stonedstooge]

Fielder gets lazy getting off first and is rewarded

[siberian khatru]

How many DP's have we lined into the last 7-10 days? Three or four, I think.

On top of us grounding into our usual high number.

[Demonpenz]

I think escabar dogged it down the line there. The shine is off him.

[Prison Bitch]

KC is no fun to watch. Guys can't even hit it out of the infield. It's like watching baseball from the early 1970s

[mr. tegu]

Another bloop hit for Fielder.

[SPchief]

Shields with the K to end the inning. Top of the order coming up. GET HIM SOME FUCKING RUNS

[mr. tegu]

Verlander with 90 pitches and no outs in the sixth. Hopefully we can make this his last inning.

[Canofbier]

Verlander with 90 pitches and no outs in the sixth. Hopefully we can make this his last inning.

Agreed...if we are going to make this happen, I think it will have to be with Verlander out of the game. Unless he tanks it this inning, I expect him to come back out for the seventh, so that means we might get the eighth before they send the closer in.

[SPchief]

Salvy singles to left

[BigCatDaddy]

Verlander with 90 pitches and no outs in the sixth. Hopefully we can make this his last inning.

Ned isn't coaching the Tigers. Verlander isn't coming out at 100 pitches after giving up 2 hits so the bullpen can secure the win.

[Demonpenz]

Royals need to find a bat somewhere.

[stonedstooge]

Awful hot out there today Verlander. Why not take the rest of the day off

[Bambi]

Wonder who we could get for Butler.

[Ceej]

Wonder who we could get for Butler.

Some shitty starting Baltimore pitchers.

[mr. tegu]

Some shitty starting Baltimore pitchers.

You are crazy. The best we can get for him from them is a decent low A ball prospect.

[Ceej]

You are crazy. The best we can get for him from them is a decent low A ball prospect.

If we are lucky.

[duncan_idaho]

You are crazy. The best we can get for him from them is a decent low A ball prospect.

You can have either Jake Arrieta or Brian Matusza. Both would be WAY too much.

Arrieta + Xavier Avery should be enough to get it done.

[mr. tegu]

Our pitching is really really good. 7 IP, 2 ER from Shields and in all likelihood he won't even sniff a victory today.

[SPchief]

Verlander still in with 110 pitches, lets get to him

[gblowfish]

How we doin? Last I saw we were down 2-0...

[ptlyon]

How we doin? Last I saw we were down 2-0...

Same

[mr. tegu]

End of the 7th still 2-0. This has got to be one of the worst games all year to go to.

[siberian khatru]

EZ inning for Verlander

[ptlyon]

End of the 7th still 2-0. This has got to be one of the worst games all year to go to.

But Demonpenz says there's a lot of hot MILF's there

[texaschiefsfan]

Why bother even making the trade for Shields if you aren't going to give him any run support? The Royals piss me off.

[ptlyon]

Why bother even making the trade for Shields if you aren't going to give him any run support? The Royals piss me off.

Imagine how he feels

[SPchief]

Collins walks Cabrera and Fielder to start the 8th

[BlackHelicopters]

I wonder if Shields owns a gun?

[stonedstooge]

LLUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[SPchief]

Hochaver does his job!

[mr. tegu]

The game is finally starting. Verlander is out.

[stonedstooge]

HOME RUN WILL TIE IT/Hud

[BlackHelicopters]

Remind me again why Tejeda doesn't play more?

[Toadkiller]

Or a double play could crush us.

[BlackHelicopters]

No way HUD says that.

[Prison Bitch]

Man, alcides is a joke. What a horrible trade to acquire this turd.

[stonedstooge]

Man, alcides is a joke. What a horrible trade to acquire this turd.

Shud up Bitch

[Toadkiller]

I wouldnt know, stuck on listening to the detroit announcers, which now that I think about it isnt so bad.

[mr. tegu]

Billy is going to hit a three run home run.

[SPchief]

Hosmer, Perez, and Butler coming up with Edit: Smiley stays on to face Hosmer.

[BigCatDaddy]

Hosmer with the hit. Valverde coming in for an ass pounding.

[SPchief]

Detroit announcer "I wonder why Ned Yost isn't pitch running for Hosmer"


Uhh, because he's not the tying runner

[stonedstooge]

Belly going to get caught looking again?

[Demonpenz]

KCROYALS.COM has live look-in rightnow

[stonedstooge]

Butler you dumb shit

[SPchief]

Billay swings at ball 4

[Prison Bitch]

Billy the fat loser.


Thanks for showing up this year fatboy.

[BlackHelicopters]

See you at the buffet, Billy.

[Bambi]

Billy really is garbage.

We have one player "kind of" (Sal Perez)

[SPchief]

LOCAIN!!!!!!!

[stonedstooge]

LO FUCKING CAIN TIES IT UP

[mr. tegu]

Cain ties it up!

[Toadkiller]

Fuck yeah!

[texaschiefsfan]

Holy shit!

[Demonpenz]

boom

[duncan_idaho]

Jump up and down now, Valverde, you stupid mother******.

[stonedstooge]

HAHA FUCK YOU VERLANDER

[petegz28]

CAIN!

[noa]

Cain! Fuck yeah, I hate Valverde!
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[Bambi]

OMG, playoffs!

[TambaBerry]

What a shot!!!!!!!!!!!

[-King-]

LO FUCKING CAIN. Wish I could actually watch the game and not the box score though lol.

[LoneWolf]

If Butler doesn't swing at ball 4, this games over.

[BigCatDaddy]

Fuck you in the ass Valverde!

[siberian khatru]

Three straight strikeouts, down 0-2 in the count, and then he does that.

[Ceej]

No fucking way?

Good thing this game isn't televised.

[BlackHelicopters]

To the watchtower

[SPchief]

Come on Moose

[mr. tegu]

Billy is going to hit a three run home run.

Close enough.

[Toadkiller]

Great, Moose is up. Extra innings.

[Bambi]

Lough!

[SPchief]

No fucking way?

Good thing this game isn't televised.

MLB network

[LoneWolf]

Go dye your pubes you dumb mother fucker!

[Al Bundy]

Fuck you Valverde

[Strongside]

Just yelled "FUCK YES!" in the office.

[TambaBerry]

http://www.stream2watch.me/baseball/kansas-city-royals-vs-detroit-tigers-live-stream

I posted this earlier

[SPchief]

Just yelled "FUCK YES!" in the office.

Wife went to work at 4am and got home about an hour ago and went to take a nap. She's a little pissed at me right now

[mr. tegu]

I think at this point Shields is just ecstatic to not take the loss.

[stonedstooge]

To the watchtower

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[Coogs]

No fucking way?

Good thing this game isn't televised.

DishNetwork Channel 5451

[SPchief]

Lough gets to 2nd on an error on Fielder

[-King-]

http://www.stream2watch.me/baseball/kansas-city-royals-vs-detroit-tigers-live-stream

I posted this earlier

Wish I would have caught it earlier, but better late than never.

[mr. tegu]

Lol! They had Lough picked off but Fields dropped it on the transition and Lough got to second.

[Al Bundy]

Wife went to work at 4am and got home about an hour ago and went to take a nap. She's a little pissed at me right now

Tell her to deal with it. The Royals are on. :D

[stonedstooge]

Extras

[SPchief]

Tell her to deal with it. The Royals are on. :D

I didn't apologize

[SPchief]

Going to extras

[Prison Bitch]

Looks like the POS who should be in Omaha failed us yet again. Sad watching this failure screw us every game.

[mr. tegu]

Ready for the worst stat you may hear all year:

Moose is now 0-19 with two outs and runners in scoring position.

[chiefqueen]

Look at it this way, since FSKC is not televising it we are not messing with Sasquatch.

[SPchief]

Do you pitch to Cabrera?

[Prison Bitch]

Ready for the worst stat you may hear all year:

Moose is now 0-19 with two outs and runners in scoring position.

Worst stats? Our entire team has insanely high BABIPs. Not even kidding:

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2013&month=0&season1=2013&ind=0&team=7&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=20,d

[SPchief]

Sit down Bitch

[stonedstooge]

Just need 1 now

[SPchief]

1-2-3 for Holland. Tejada, Escobar, and Gordon due up

[siberian khatru]

Jeez, if only Jim Johnson had pitched that inning.

[Ceej]

MLB network

I realize it is on MLBTV.

I don't have it.

[Prison Bitch]

Jeez, if only Jim Johnson had pitched that inning.

http://cumedyhut.com/images/laugh.gif

[Ceej]

Jeez, if only Jim Johnson had pitched that inning.

Bet we couldn't get him for Billy.

[SPchief]

Tejada leads off with a single

[SPchief]

Escobar bunts over Tejada. Alex up

[stonedstooge]

Way to execute Alcides

[BigCatDaddy]

Tejada leads off with a single

Needs more PT.

[WhawhaWhat]

Has anyone asked why FSKC doesn't have the game on today?

[SPchief]

2-0 to Alex

[SPchief]

Has anyone asked why FSKC doesn't have the game on today?

Wed day game means low ratings. No way of knowing before the season that it would be Verlander Vs Shields

[SPchief]

Horseshit

[stonedstooge]

Alex lets the inside hanger go and swings at that shit

[SPchief]

Alex out, Tejada to 3rd. Hosmer up with 2 outs

[Demonpenz]

Come on hosmer.

[Prison Bitch]

Can we try and steal home? Might as well.

[silver5liter]

Come on hos, just a shitty single wins this

[BlackHelicopters]

Moose had his chance. Hos now has his chance. Your Royals future gents.

[stonedstooge]

THERE IT IS

[SPchief]

TEH HOS!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackHelicopters]

Unreal

[Strongside]

HOSMER!!!!!

[Canofbier]

GUYS







THIS IS PRETTY COOL

[-King-]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

wow.

[BlackHelicopters]

JIMP

[siberian khatru]

UNBELIEVABLE

[-King-]

WHAT THE GAY? LMAO

[silver5liter]

YESYYEYSYSYYSYYSYSS

[SPchief]

LMAO Hosmer gets the rally sauce in his face

[Toadkiller]

Fuck yeah!!!!! What a win.

[BlackHelicopters]

BBQ sauce

[stonedstooge]

2 out of 3 from Detriot

[noa]

Hoz wins it! That was great!
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[siberian khatru]

THAT ... is a win

[stonedstooge]

Damn we needed a win like that

[SPchief]

BIG series win there

[-King-]

Fuck were they trying to take his clothes off for? LMAO

[petegz28]

SWEET! Wish I could have watched

[duncan_idaho]

Best thing about listening to the Tigers feed:

Lapping up the tears of the Tigers' announcers as the Royals walk-off win it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/fadeout95/Scottcartman.gif

[Saul Good]

You're welcome. (I left when we pulled Collins.)

[BlackHelicopters]

Are we turning a corner?

[cosmo20002]

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

[Strongside]

It's on now bitches. We are officially in this thing.

[BlackHelicopters]

7-2 homestand

[Demonpenz]

HOSMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BLED HE IS NOW A WOMAN

[GloryDayz]

Woooooot!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiefsfan987]

hahha they BBQ sauced him

[Deberg_1990]

wow. nice win!!!

[ChiefsCountry]

BBQ Sauce Time!

Now lets go win some games in Florida and take care of business next week in the division.

[GloryDayz]

But Ned is still a pussy! But good win either way!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Congrats on getting to Pap Smear Grande. I hate that fuck.

[SPchief]

Per Rany: Royals just tied their franchise record by allowing 3 runs or less in their 11th straight game

[Nickel D]

Kotteras tryin' to reveal Hawz's butt?

That's all Greek to me!

[BlackHelicopters]

Per Rany: Royals just tied their franchise record by allowing 3 runs or less in their 11th straight game

8-3 in that span?

[mr. tegu]

I realize it is on MLBTV.

I don't have it.

Just to clear it up MLBTV and MLB Network are not the same thing.

[Strongside]

We ballin. Imagine if we'd not gone on that shitty streak in May.

[Ceej]

Just to clear it up MLBTV and MLB Network are not the same thing.

I don't have either.

So, they're same to me.

[BlackHelicopters]

MLB network was doing live cut ins.

[sedated]

SWEET! Wish I could have watched

This.

[OmahaChief]

Great comeback win!

[Discuss Thrower]

WIN.

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[Demonpenz]

Denny Matthews said "Valverde sucks" on the post game.

[Pepe Silvia]

Congrats Royals, that was a helluva finish.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Great win! :thumb:

[big nasty kcnut]

Boom goes the dynamite!

[duncan_idaho]

I don't have either.

So, they're same to me.

MLB Network is the best. Seriously, it's like being 12 all over again and watching SportsCenter. MLB Tonight is amazing.

[Ceej]

Someone post highlights when they're available.

[-King-]

Someone post highlights when they're available.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_06_12_detmlb_kcamlb_1&mode=gameday

[Dartgod]

Worth getting heat stroke over.


Fuck yeah!
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[mr. tegu]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_06_12_detmlb_kcamlb_1&mode=video

[Prison Bitch]

For those folks who stayed until it was 0-2 with two outs in the 9th and us having no runs scored....you truly deserved your happiness today. Superfans.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Great win for you guys. Man whatever team trades the Tigers a closer is gonna have them by the balls.

[Captain Obvious]

I think Hochevar would make a great closer for the Tigers.

[Strongside]

Just watched the highlights. Elliot Johnson confirms my suspicions by pulling down Hosmers pants.

[Strongside]

I think Hochevar would make a great closer for the Tigers.

Trade him for Cabrera.