Dan Sues Over Eight-Month Boner!

[gblowfish]

Throw a towel over that thing, counselor!


http://tinyurl.com/lkh3gmt

Daniel Metzgar has a bone to pick with his doctor.

The 44-year-old New Jersey trucker had an erection that lasted eight months, and said in court that his hard times were the result of a botched penile implant he received in December 2009, according to the Delaware News-Journal.

Metzgar won't stand up for this kind of abuse -- because he can't right now. After the surgery, he claimed in a new lawsuit that his scrotum grew to the size of a volleyball and his engorged pride got in the way of family events and motorcycle riding.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

The surgery equipped Metzgar with a three-piece inflatable implant, including cylinders that would fill with fluid should Metzgar use the pump embedded in his scrotum. He wanted the inflatable penis to help his relationship with his wife, Donna, Medical Daily reports.

He claims he was between a rock and a hard place unwillingly. But the Wilmington, Del. urologist who performed the surgery says Metzgar waited four months to complain about an infection, and then wouldn't bend for treatment until April 2010.

The prosthesis wouldn't be removed until August 2010, after tubing from the implant punctured his scrotum, Fox News reports.

Relief couldn't come soon enough, and Metzgar later got a replacement implant from another doctor. But he says Desperito won't get off easily, because he lost a great deal of sensation from the botched surgery. He became a hardened man, the lawsuit claims.

He and his wife are seeking unspecified damages. His attorney, Michael Hayden, stood firm with him, saying, "Dan is stuck in this position."

[Dayze]

that Doctor is going to be looking at some hard time.

[BlackHelicopters]

Big story

[Dayze]

Throw a towel over that thing, counselor!


http://tinyurl.com/lkh3gmt

Daniel Metzgar has a bone to pick with his doctor.

The 44-year-old New Jersey trucker had an erection that lasted eight months, and said in court that his hard times were the result of a botched penile implant he received in December 2009, according to the Delaware News-Journal.

Metzgar won't stand up for this kind of abuse -- because he can't right now. After the surgery, he claimed in a new lawsuit that his scrotum grew to the size of a volleyball and his engorged pride got in the way of family events and motorcycle riding.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

The surgery equipped Metzgar with a three-piece inflatable implant, including cylinders that would fill with fluid should Metzgar use the pump embedded in his scrotum. He wanted the inflatable penis to help his relationship with his wife, Donna, Medical Daily reports.

:eek:
He claims he was between a rock and a hard place unwillingly. But the Wilmington, Del. urologist who performed the surgery says Metzgar waited four months to complain about an infection, and then wouldn't bend for treatment until April 2010.

The prosthesis wouldn't be removed until August 2010, after tubing from the implant punctured his scrotum, Fox News reports.

Relief couldn't come soon enough, and Metzgar later got a replacement implant from another doctor. But he says Desperito won't get off easily, because he lost a great deal of sensation from the botched surgery. He became a hardened man, the lawsuit claims.

He and his wife are seeking unspecified damages. His attorney, Michael Hayden, stood firm with him, saying, "Dan is stuck in this position."

:eek:

[Chief_For_Life58]

who the f gets a penis implant? lol

[BlackHelicopters]

Candlesticks make a nice gift

[Dayze]

Throw a towel over that thing, counselor!


http://tinyurl.com/lkh3gmt

Daniel Metzgar has a bone to pick with his doctor.

The 44-year-old New Jersey trucker had an erection that lasted eight months, and said in court that his hard times were the result of a botched penile implant he received in December 2009, according to the Delaware News-Journal.

Metzgar won't stand up for this kind of abuse -- because he can't right now. After the surgery, he claimed in a new lawsuit that his scrotum grew to the size of a volleyball and his engorged pride got in the way of family events and motorcycle riding.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

The surgery equipped Metzgar with a three-piece inflatable implant, including cylinders that would fill with fluid should Metzgar use the pump embedded in his scrotum. He wanted the inflatable penis to help his relationship with his wife, Donna, Medical Daily reports.

He claims he was between a rock and a hard place unwillingly. But the Wilmington, Del. urologist who performed the surgery says Metzgar waited four months to complain about an infection, and then wouldn't bend for treatment until April 2010.

The prosthesis wouldn't be removed until August 2010, after tubing from the implant punctured his scrotum, Fox News reports.

Relief couldn't come soon enough, and Metzgar later got a replacement implant from another doctor. But he says Desperito won't get off easily, because he lost a great deal of sensation from the botched surgery. He became a hardened man, the lawsuit claims.

He and his wife are seeking unspecified damages. His attorney, Michael Hayden, stood firm with him, saying, "Dan is stuck in this position."

did they do this on purpose?

[J Diddy]

"Rubber Ducky, this is Stiffy. You got your ears on?"

[BigCatDaddy]

who the f gets a penis implant? lol

There is some stiff competition out there these days. You have to be up for the challenge.

[Dayze]

gotta keep plowing through; using your head etc.

[Frazod]

What a dick.

[Dayze]

What a dick.

that's what she said.

[Titty Meat]

This trial will be long

[Dayze]

he's probably pumped that it's finally going to trial. hopefully there won't be a hung jury.

[blaise]

Their attempts to get it fixed were in vein.

[Dayze]

trial to be scheduled at high-noon. no pissing allowed during the trial.

[mikey23545]

I would have loved to have seen this tried on "Night Court"...


http://imageshack.us/a/img12/9051/nightcourt3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/12/nightcourt3.jpg/)

[EagleRob]

Something tells me the charges are inflated.

[big nasty kcnut]

Dumb ass you had a chance to go to hollywood and make big money as a porn star banging hot chicks.

[houstonwhodat]

Guess he got the shaft.

[InChiefsHeaven]

did they do this on purpose?

Ya THINK?:LOL:

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

who the f gets a penis implant? lol

I'm surprised they actually exist

[Rasputin]

8 months with an erection? That had to be hard on the wife..

Maybe she is the one who had him wait that long to go to the DR?

[Dayze]

"...don't act like you're not impressed"

[J Diddy]

I wonder if he's suing for pain and suffering as well as dry wall repair.

[BigMeatballDave]

He better think long and hard before doing this suit.

[HoneyBadger]

"All rise"

"I can't stand up"

[Radar Chief]

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

:LOL: Wait, you mean it isn't?

[Fish]

:LOL: Wait, you mean it isn't?

Yeah, that bullshit. Any party that doesn't want to see my volleyball sized testicles and engorged pride, is no party I want to be a part of.....

[Setsuna]

He should have just gone the cuckold route and been done with it. Money and time saved.

[J Diddy]

The worst part is, despite not being in school for several years, every day a teacher showed up and wanted him to work out a problem on the board.

[Dayze]

"All rise"

"I can't stand up"

LMAOLMAO

[Dayze]

"Do you swear to tell the truth,the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?

"I do"

"......and do you (looking down) swear to tell the truth, the wole truth, and nothing butthe truth so help you god"?

"I do" ( which is impressive)

[Ace Gunner]

Be careful what you ask for -- you might be an idiot