View Full Version : Life Your perfect fathers day
tooge
06-12-2013, 01:10 PM
Ok, in the hopes that my wife somehow finds her way onto this site, and for all the women of CP, here is a place you can go to see what guys really want for fathers day. Here's mine:
It actually starts Saturday night with a couple of Rum and cokes and a good piece of fish on the grill.
Sleep in Sunday morning. Breakfast with the family, hash browns with a couple sunny side eggs on them.
Fire up the smoker. I've got 18 trout. Smoke those. While they are smoking, work on my jeep.
Take the kids fishin for a few hours in the evening.
Grill up some veggies and salmon. Make some smoked trout dip. Two glasses of wine.
Fathers Day sex. Nighty night.
Thig Lyfe
06-12-2013, 01:17 PM
You want to have sex with your father?
ptlyon
06-12-2013, 01:18 PM
You want to have sex with your father?
ROFL
blaise
06-12-2013, 01:19 PM
I'd take just not being asked to do 15 different chores around the house for a day. And a hamburger.
CanadianChief
06-12-2013, 01:21 PM
No kids...no wife....done
seclark
06-12-2013, 01:27 PM
ushering at church sunday morning.
go home, maybe ride an hour or so on the bike. clean it up afterwards.
bbq in the evening. start getting pissed about having to come back to work Monday.
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corn fed chief
06-12-2013, 01:34 PM
Wake up at 9am. Read the paper -uninterrupted- while taking my morning shit. Huevos rancheros and bacon for breakfast. Receive blowjob. Go to gun range. Jason's Deli for lunch. Go to local watering hole for a few cold ones. Pot roast for dinner. Receive blowjob. Go to bed.
ptlyon
06-12-2013, 01:39 PM
Receive blowjob.
There it is! Twice!
allen_kcCard
06-12-2013, 01:41 PM
Waking up in the morning next to the beautiful woman that gave me my children.
/7+month pregnant (oops) wife that knows about CP, fathers day be damned this year.
edit: moved the adjective to the correct recipient, sorry dear! SORRY!
Thig Lyfe
06-12-2013, 01:42 PM
Receive blowjob.
From your dad?
cosmo20002
06-12-2013, 01:45 PM
I'd take just not being asked to do 15 different chores around the house for a day. And a hamburger.
And when I'm doing the thing you asked, don't give me another thing before I'm even done with this one!
MrNightly
06-12-2013, 01:52 PM
Father's day kinda died when I got divorced. Now my girls just make me a card and those are the best.
BJ's and Father's Day Sex wouldn't be bad though. And lots of good food. And a break in the weather.
ModSocks
06-12-2013, 02:00 PM
Hrmmm....
1. Kid stays w/ Grandma for the weekend.
2. Wake up to a slow, methodical Bj. No, not the porn style BJ's. No throat gagging, sloppy good times. Just a long, slow, relaxing BJ. I don't even have to cum. Just a nice relaxing mouth massage for my cock.
3. Woman throws on some sexy lingerie and gets in the kitchen. Eggs (over Medium) Bacon, Grits, english muffin.....maybe even some fresh sliced fruit....
4. Smoke a bowl of some excellent dank. Get high as a kite and go take a walk to the park. Enjoy the sun and cool breeze.
5. Come back home and play some video games with teh woman.
6. End the night with some ****ing all over the house, maybe even some anal. Yeah, definitely some Anal.
Thig Lyfe
06-12-2013, 02:04 PM
Why does everybody wanna fuck their dads?!?!!?
Dayze
06-12-2013, 02:18 PM
no kids..but.
and entire day of doing nothing. followed by grilling out some good grub.
HonestChieffan
06-12-2013, 02:46 PM
dont tell me to do something then ask why I did it that way.
Let me fish.
Have the beer cold
No talk about book group. Or quilting.
EagleRob
06-12-2013, 02:48 PM
Morning wake up beej. Steak and eggs breakfast. ITunes gift card. Day at a minor league baseball game with the kids. Lobster dinner. PIIHB before bed.
Hrmmm....
1. Kid stays w/ Grandma for the weekend.
2. Wake up to a slow, methodical Bj. No, not the porn style BJ's. No throat gagging, sloppy good times. Just a long, slow, relaxing BJ. I don't even have to cum. Just a nice relaxing mouth massage for my cock.
3. Woman throws on some sexy lingerie and gets in the kitchen. Eggs (over Medium) Bacon, Grits, english muffin.....maybe even some fresh sliced fruit....
4. Smoke a bowl of some excellent dank. Get high as a kite and go take a walk to the park. Enjoy the sun and cool breeze.
5. Come back home and play some video games with teh woman.
6. End the night with some ****ing all over the house, maybe even some anal. Yeah, definitely some Anal.
Do you have kids?
I thought maybe I'd see what my dad would like for Father's Day, but you guys are talking about what you want from your wives, not your kids.
ModSocks
06-12-2013, 03:12 PM
Do you have kids?
1 kid, yes. 5 y/o boy.
ModSocks
06-12-2013, 03:12 PM
I thought maybe I'd see what my dad would like for Father's Day, but you guys are talking about what you want from your wives, not your kids.
You could get him a BJ?
Dayze
06-12-2013, 03:22 PM
oh, and a day without taking our new dog out for long periods of time trying to get her to poop.
seclark
06-12-2013, 03:29 PM
I had no idea so many got bj's for fd.
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tooge
06-12-2013, 03:35 PM
I thought maybe I'd see what my dad would like for Father's Day, but you guys are talking about what you want from your wives, not your kids.
Well, you can just leave the bj out for your dad. Make him/take him out for breakfast, and take your mom somewhere so he can be around the house doing whatever he wants. That is the theme so far.
ModSocks
06-12-2013, 03:37 PM
I had no idea so many got bj's for fd.
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This isn't a thread about what you GET for Father's day, it's about what you WANT.
Luckily im still young, so yes, BJ's are still a regular occurrence for me.
But i'm not delusional. I know all good things come to an end so i had better take full advantage while it lasts.
tooge
06-12-2013, 03:40 PM
This isn't a thread about what you GET for Father's day, it's about what you WANT.
Luckily im still young, so yes, BJ's are still a regular occurrence for me.
But i'm not delusional. I know all good things come to an end so i had better take full advantage while it lasts.
This. In all likelihood, if I get all the first stuff I listed in mine, I won't get the nasty at the end. I could just have it be a normal day, and then play for the sympathy sex at the end. I'd rather enjoy my entire day though.
seclark
06-12-2013, 03:40 PM
This isn't a thread about what you GET for Father's day, it's about what you WANT.
Luckily im still young, so yes, BJ's are still a regular occurrence for me.
But i'm not delusional. I know all good things come to an end so i had better take full advantage while it lasts.
no doubt...I'll think of you lucky bastards while opening up my new fucking tie.
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Dayze
06-12-2013, 03:41 PM
no doubt...I'll think of you lucky bastards while opening up my new ****ing tie.
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LMAO
'Hamas' Jenkins
06-12-2013, 03:49 PM
It's 72 and windless all day. I play a perfectly manicured, empty golf course then go home and watch the US Open on DVR by myself with no outside interruptions.
Donger
06-12-2013, 03:51 PM
I thought maybe I'd see what my dad would like for Father's Day, but you guys are talking about what you want from your wives, not your kids.
Men like blowjobs, luv. The particular occasion is moot.
Thig Lyfe
06-12-2013, 03:54 PM
why dont you guys let your moms blow your dads, i dont get it
blaise
06-12-2013, 05:44 PM
I thought maybe I'd see what my dad would like for Father's Day, but you guys are talking about what you want from your wives, not your kids.
Take your dad out to watch a baseball game at a bar and eat some wings.
stonedstooge
06-12-2013, 05:52 PM
Spend an hour with my Dad who has been gone for going on 26 years now
keg in kc
06-12-2013, 06:27 PM
Not finding out I have any surprise kids is the best father's day present ever.
SAUTO
06-12-2013, 06:52 PM
This isn't a thread about what you GET for Father's day, it's about what you WANT.
Luckily im still young, so yes, BJ's are still a regular occurrence for me.
But i'm not delusional. I know all good things come to an end so i had better take full advantage while it lasts.
How old are you when the bjs stop?
I'm a little older and get more now than ever in my life.
must be the baby powder
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Dayze
06-12-2013, 06:56 PM
It's 72 and windless all day. I play a perfectly manicured, empty golf course then go home and watch the US Open on DVR by myself with no outside interruptions.
Sounds good to me.
Dayze
06-12-2013, 06:57 PM
Spend an hour with my Dad who has been gone for going on 26 years now
Well shit dude. :(
That's a damned good day there.
R8RFAN
06-12-2013, 06:58 PM
Just to be able to remember something I forgot about my father that has been gone since I was 15..
Maybe if I had a dream about him when I was a kid...
Dayze
06-12-2013, 07:03 PM
My dad had a triple bypass/scary heart attack that seriously damn near killed him in May.
I'm going to appreciate him more than ever
DTLB58
06-12-2013, 08:01 PM
Chiefs football in June.
Psyko Tek
06-12-2013, 08:08 PM
Got a 3 way once
was a great night
until I liked the 2nd girl better than the girlfriend
man wish I had vid of that
My dad had a triple bypass/scary heart attack that seriously damn near killed him in May.
I'm going to appreciate him more than ever
Good plan. I lost my father unexpectedly this past August at the age of 68. He had planned to retire at the end of the year. This should have been his first Father's Day as a retired guy. I should be driving my wife and kids down to his house this Sunday to spend the day, watch the Royals, and cook out. People in my family generally live well into their 80s. But apparently not always.
I'd say "don't take a single day for granted", but that is seemingly impossible to do until it's too late. A more achievable goal would be "make plans to do stuff, and then show up and do it".
J Diddy
06-12-2013, 10:34 PM
I started the year with my son in the hospital. Couple of months later I was in the hospital. On fathers day, we're going catfishing and avoiding the hospital.
Well, you can just leave the bj out for your dad. Make him/take him out for breakfast, and take your mom somewhere so he can be around the house doing whatever he wants. That is the theme so far.
My parents are divorced, so that's no problem.
What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day. I just thought that was a little weird. You're celebrating being a dad, but you don't want to be with your kids? That's not to you, tooge. That's just the general feel I've gotten from posters.
Well, my first born is scheduled for Monday, but a little part of me wants her to go into labor Sunday so the kiddo lands a day early.
Strongside
06-13-2013, 08:04 AM
27 with no kids here. Dad lives in Iowa. Will probably get shit-housed the night before, sleep until noon, call dad upon waking up, and then spend the rest of the day fishing or playing disc golf.
Donger
06-13-2013, 08:06 AM
What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day.
Not really, but being a parent and having the those responsibilities the other 364, it is nice to have a break for one day.
And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
MrNightly
06-13-2013, 08:30 AM
Not really, but being a parent and having the those responsibilities the other 364, it is nice to have a break for one day.
And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
I used to agree 100% with this, however now that I have joint custody, my thought pattern has changed here.
I look forward to the time with my girls like no other... and Father's day is an excuse to get them all day, and I enjoy hearing them squeal "Daddy" as I chase them around the house being the "Bad Guy." But I also don't get them 364 other days... but 181 other days! That might be part of this too.
But that still doesn't negate the fact that we specifically said, WANT and all guys WANT sexual pleasure.
Not really, but being a parent and having the those responsibilities the other 364, it is nice to have a break for one day.
And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
I guess it's just me not being a parent, but that just sounds weird. Like saying you don't want to be with your spouse on your anniversary. Oh well. I doubt I ever have to worry about anything other than getting my dad a gift anyway. :)
seclark
06-13-2013, 08:41 AM
my big brother and both of my sons got kayaks for father's day. men's river week is coming up at the end of the month. i'm thinking I may be getting one also.
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Donger
06-13-2013, 08:45 AM
I guess it's just me not being a parent, but that just sounds weird. Like saying you don't want to be with your spouse on your anniversary. Oh well. I doubt I ever have to worry about anything other than getting my dad a gift anyway. :)
It's more about having a day when you get to do nothing but the "good stuff" with your kids versus the every day parenting things, which can be a pain.
In my house, Mother's Day is basically the day when I play "Mom" all day and the wife gets treated like a living goddess.
It's more about having a day when you get to do nothing but the "good stuff" with your kids versus the every day parenting things, which can be a pain.
In my house, Mother's Day is basically the day when I play "Mom" all day and the wife gets treated like a living goddess.
Now that I completely understand. I just thought it was weird hearing people say "send the kids away". My logic (probably flawed, I know) would say that your birthday is your day, your anniversary is you and your spouse's day, and Mother's/Father's Day is for said parent and children (in the good, non-responsibility way like you describe).
blaise
06-13-2013, 09:05 AM
Usually the best part for me is that I get to pick where we eat. I normally have to work around my wife. For her it's like there has to be a salad she likes that tastes good but isn't too fat and isn't just made of iceberg lettuce and blah blah blah, or some healthy alternative she can get. Seems like I have to name off 40 places to find one she likes, usually.
On Father's Day I can just pick whatever.
tooge
06-13-2013, 10:52 AM
My parents are divorced, so that's no problem.
What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day. I just thought that was a little weird. You're celebrating being a dad, but you don't want to be with your kids? That's not to you, tooge. That's just the general feel I've gotten from posters.
Not really away from the kids, just being able to plan what you want to do and then the kids can be part of it. My son will be "helping" me with the jeep for sure.
SAUTO
06-13-2013, 10:55 AM
My parents are divorced, so that's no problem.
What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day. I just thought that was a little weird. You're celebrating being a dad, but you don't want to be with your kids? That's not to you, tooge. That's just the general feel I've gotten from posters.
Not me. Kicking it with the children all day long
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seaofred
06-13-2013, 10:57 AM
It would be nice for me, not to have to do something with the Father-in-law. Just get to do something with my wife and my daughter.
RaiderH8r
06-13-2013, 10:59 AM
At this point, being married with children, I'd be content to be able to just take a shit without somebody knocking on the door or needing something. I'd take a steak and a blow job but I might as well wish for a golden crapper. Within the realm of should be fucking achievable given modern technology; taking a shit without commercial interruption is in my top 5.
Mr_Tomahawk
06-13-2013, 11:04 AM
I dont talk to my dad daily, weekly...hell, I know I have gone almost month without talking to him.
We have a good relationship...it just usually revolves around sports. We go to Chiefs games with eachother, but this time of the year we are both doing our own thing. Saturday/Sunday he is coming over to help me tear down my old deck as I am going to rebuild it at the end of the month. Although the weather will be less than perfect and it is labor...I am really looking forward to spending the weekend with him doing something that isn't sports related for change...I have never seen him swing a hammer. So it may be a comical demolition. :)
saphojunkie
06-13-2013, 11:42 AM
Get up, go in the living room, pop the tape of my hidden "paranormal activity" camera in, sit back and relax...
TK421
06-13-2013, 02:42 PM
My wife shows up with sweedish twins and says, "**** her up the ass first. I'll go get you a beer."
seclark
06-13-2013, 02:45 PM
"sweedish"
:clap:
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tooge
06-13-2013, 03:04 PM
"sweedish"
:clap:
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heh. Lol at sweedish. Not sure what that is, or if I'd want to nail one in the ass, but I might want to know before I stick old one eye in there
saphojunkie
06-13-2013, 03:11 PM
heh. Lol at sweedish. Not sure what that is, or if I'd want to nail one in the ass, but I might want to know before I stick old one eye in there
My bum is on the Sweeeedish. Sweeeedish.
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