NFL To Prohibit Purses & Similar Bags From Stadiums In 2013

[houstonwhodat]

Yay for the NFL!


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/13/league-alters-bag-policy-for-safety-convenience/

Per PFT:

"The NFL is now prohibiting purses and other similar bags from pro football stadiums"

"Coincidentally, clear plastic tote bags bearing official NFL team logos are available for purchase."


****ing money hungry bastards.

[In58men]

Who cares.

[loochy]

Fucking money hungry bastards.

people say that

then they go ahead and spend money and go to the game

the nfl can do whatever they want and people will still spend

[ptlyon]

First people narking off Joe & now this???

[BlackHelicopters]

Insert all contraband rectally. Problem solved.

[ptlyon]

Insert all contraband rectally. Problem solved.

Choadler

[Bowser]

Insert all contraband rectally. Problem solved.

Yeah, just don't think I need a drink from that flask.

[seclark]

what will we carry our extra kotex in?
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[In58men]

what will we carry our extra kotex in?
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Just don't roll up in Oakland with it on. You're bound to get stomped out.

[WhawhaWhat]

They are still working on the belief that the stadium experience is better than watching at home on HDTV. I don't disgree with them, but many people do. Making it more of a pain in the ass to go to a game is going in the wrong direction.

[ptlyon]

I think they should only ban pressure cooker purses

[Bump]

can a woman live without her purse? I haven't ever met one that can...

[teedubya]

This may have an effect on ladies decisions to go to the games. May be substantially less hot chicks at the games now. Dammit Carl!!

[CrazyPhuD]

The 49ers are going to protest this!

[vailpass]

can a woman live without her purse? I haven't ever met one that can...

Me neither. Wtf?

[J Diddy]

Me neither. Wtf?

Some very large man looking ones prefer wallets with chains on them.

[Strongside]

Good. Thank God. Now I won't have to carry my GF's out of the stadium when she's too drunk to handle herself after a Chiefs loss.

[tooge]

SNR?

[tooge]

Oops, meant SR

[alnorth]

According to that story, portable seat cushions are also going to be banned.

[ptlyon]

Does it say anything about whoopee cushions?

[ptlyon]

Cum guzzler

Douche nozzle

[J Diddy]

According to that story, portable seat cushions are also going to be banned.

What about mustache rides?

[Frazod]

That no seat cushion thing will get slapped down. Too many rich old men who don't want to sit on a hard cold seat would be affected.

[blaise]

What about giant douchebags like Jay Cutler?

[underEJ]

What about giant douchebags like Jay Cutler?

I don't LMAO often, but I just disturbed about 30 people from their work or their post lunch comas with my laughter after reading that, and now they are all reading the article and bitching about it.

:clap:

[CrazyPhuD]

In protest everyone should carry team branded clear plastic bags filled with dildos to games.

Call it the official NFL bag of dicks opening weekend.

[J Diddy]

That no seat cushion thing will get slapped down. Too many rich old men who don't want to sit on a hard cold seat would be affected.

I disagree. They'll find a way to rent them out for the game.

[underEJ]

can a woman live without her purse? I haven't ever met one that can...

I hate carrying a purse. I do it though because most womens clothing is not designed to actually use the pockets if they exist at all. They are always stitched too tight, not big enough to hold anything, turned at really odd angles, or just plain fake. Yes, for real, they are often fake.

I went almost a year once without a purse as a commentary for a school project in a film course, and it was really informative. The most important thing I learned was that men, all my male friends, as well as strangers, without exception are very thoughtful if your hands are full of crap that is normally in a purse.

I got nothing but bullshit responses from clothing companies I tried to get comments from. "Women don't want the lines of garments ruined by stuff in their pockets" was the general consensus.

[gblowfish]

You guys don't think this is a big deal, but I can assure you, It's a BIG deal.
Women HATE to go anywhere without a purse. My wife will HATE this ruling. And we have seat cushions that we really like, they warm up in the wintertime, and those will be outlawed now as "explosive devices." Mine's only explosive if I load up on Gates Beans before the game. Of course, your wallet will still be allowed inside the stadium.....

[Frazod]

I disagree. They'll find a way to rent them out for the game.

Yeah, you're probably right.

[Prison Bitch]

I've been to probably 60 Chiefs games in my life. I think I bought something there 1x. A red stocking cap for the Ravens game a few years back, got to the stadium and it was colder than sin and we were on the shade side.


Nobody makes you buy stuff there. Anyone who buys at a team store instead of shopping the net is a moron

[jspchief]

As if the log jam at the gate created by these rules doesn't make a prime spot to set off a bomb.

"what's that Mr security guy? I can't bring in my satchel of C-4? I'll just throw it in this garbage can full of half-drank Natty Lites."

[Frazod]

The no cushion thing will really go over well in Green Bay. Because those metal benches will really be comfortable in December. LMAO

[Marcellus]

Well I guess Clay wont be going to any games soon.

[houstonwhodat]

No diaper bags either.

I guess no more babies at the games.

[Demonpenz]

No diaper bags either.

I guess no more babies at the games.

you will be able to buy them in staduim

[siberian khatru]

you will be able to buy them in staduim

Babies?

[siberian khatru]

This may have an effect on ladies decisions to go to the games. May be substantially less hot chicks at the games now. Dammit Carl!!

"Honey, ready to go to the game?"

"Can't, my period just started."

[houstonwhodat]

I heard Florio talking about this this morning.

He said in cold weather stadiums you will still be able to brink blankets in, just can't put them in a bag.

You can still take cameras in, just no bag.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Welp, I hope my game day undies are still undetectable...since their pat downs don't touch your junk...

http://gamedayundies.com/view_product/gameday_undies

Bought a pair of these last season at the Ravens game. Some old guy was walking around, asking how we were going to get our booze into the game. I usually just put a flask down the front of my pants. He said they just started using metal detectors...so me and my buddy bought a pair. Changed in the truck, filled up the plastic flask and proceeded to the gate. Got by the metal detectors no problem, and the cursory search was a non event.

Best 20.00 I ever spent...

[displacedinMN]

No diaper bags either.

I guess no more babies at the games.

You can bring babies as long as they are not in a bag.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What about pressure-cookers?

[Garcia Bronco]

LOL...the Stadium here isn't an "NFL Stadium". It's a Colorado Stadium. We paid for most of it.

[Tydude]

good job by the NFL.Hopefully the security lines won't be as long as it was before

[Frazod]

good job by the NFL.Hopefully the security lines won't be as long as it was before

:facepalm:

[gblowfish]

I got this email back from a guy named Ryan with the Chiefs today:

Dear Mr. Blowfish,

Thank you for your email. Please see the following press release attached in reference to the new bag policy our NFL Security has implemented. We thank you for your feedback and concerns. Feel free to call Chiefs Customer Relations at 816-920-4237, should have any further questions or concerns in regards to the new bag policy. We thank you for your support as a Chiefs Season Ticket Holder!