If forced, which CP poster would you choose to screw your sister?

[notorious]

If it was life or death, would you let Clay or Hootie screw your Sister?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's be honest. I'm less likely to give her an STD.

[Titty Meat]

Clay has never had sex with a girl so he wouldn't know how to please her.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Does Johnny Sins post on Chiefs Planet?

[Fish]

Death.

[ClevelandBronco]

Let's be honest. I'm less likely to give her an STD.

That's great, but I don't know which one you are.

[Hammock Parties]

You can't spell Clay without lay.

[Simply Red]

The Gaz option was splendid.

[Simply Red]

You can't spell Clay without lay.

kaBOOM!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I wouldn't let Hootie fuck a hole in my backyard tree.

[SPATCH]

Clay

[notorious]

Just think of the things that Hootie could teach her.....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Just think of the things that Hootie could teach her.....

Honestly, I bet Hootie is a pathetic lay in the sack. Anyone who talks that much? Come on.

[rockymtnchief]

If it was life or death? I guess somebody is going to die.

[Bugeater]

Thankfully, I don't have a sister.

[Hammock Parties]

Thankfully, I don't have a sister.

Would you like one?

[notorious]

Would you like one?

ROFL

[Bugeater]

Would you like one?
I don't know what purpose that would serve now but it would've probably been cool to have one when I was younger so I could've tried to screw all of her friends.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't know what purpose that would serve now but it would've probably been cool to have one when I was younger

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-c-Bwd-yxj8k/T-jwnaoAlGI/AAAAAAAAAPc/nddWLyamzLM/s1600/Gif-Delorean.gif

[MOhillbilly]

Let's be honest. I'm less likely to give her an STD.

I voted for this exact reason.

[DanBecky]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOWould you like one?

LMAO

[Setsuna]

Should be me tbh. I'm the only pure one left.

[AphexPhin]

Thankfully, I don't have a sister.

same here lol

[notorious]

Should be me tbh. I'm the only pure one left.

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[Hammock Parties]

I have two sisters. I'll make anyone a deal for their one sister. You can't beat that, can you?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I have two sisters. I'll make anyone a deal for their one sister. You can't beat that, can you?
WWP.

[notorious]

I have two sisters. I'll make anyone a deal for their one sister. You can't beat that, can you?


Pics or GTFO.

[Chaunceythe3rd]

Would you like one?

Well, it is funny in a perverted sort of way. Haha.

[Hammock Parties]

That's probably the funniest post I've made here in a long time.

I'm enjoying this.

[007]

Damn I'm glad I don't have a sister.

[Hammock Parties]

Damn I'm glad I don't have a sister.

Do you have a brother?

[AussieChiefsFan]

Do you have a brother?I was just waiting for this to be posted. LMAO

[007]

Do you have a brother?

Nope. I don't.

[Hammock Parties]

Nope. I don't.

I guess it's your lucky day.

[crazycoffey]

Let's be honest. I'm less likely to give her an STD.

Or an orgasm, or any enjoyment, another peaceful sleep filled night, the rest of her life....

Frootie at least knows what he's doing.
I'm still picking the GAZ / death option.

[J Diddy]

It'd be clay. Faggot wouldn't a)know what to do b)be able to do it and c)would rather fuck me

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Nope. I don't.

A chicken?

[Hammock Parties]

It'd be clay. pillowbitergot wouldn't a)know what to do b)be able to do it and c)would rather fuck me

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU CONSTANTLY RIDING MY ASS

[J Diddy]

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU CONSTANTLY RIDING MY ASS

I just answered honestly. No need to get upset.

[Hammock Parties]

I just answered honestly. No need to get upset.

YOU JUST TELL LIES ALL THE TIME

YOU'RE AS BAD AS BILLAY

[DeezNutz]

Meat Whistle would be so sufficiently Nattied up that all she/he would need to do would be to toss a stank-smelling Fleshlight his direction, and he'd have multiple posts the next day about his "righteous snatch session."

[J Diddy]

YOU JUST TELL LIES ALL THE TIME

YOU'RE AS BAD AS BILLAY

Am I all caps bad as billay or just lower case bad as billay?

I just need to clarify.

[Prison Bitch]

Def not Hamas, because I wouldn't wanna read it on this forum

[Sofa King]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Def not Hamas, because I wouldn't wanna read it on this forum

I'd give that bitch a pink sock and put protein shoelaces on it.

[J Diddy]

I'd give that bitch a pink sock and put protein shoelaces on it.

I have no idea what the fuck any of that means, but it is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. I think I woke the neighbors with a roar of laughter.

[DeezNutz]

I'd give that bitch a pink sock and put protein shoelaces on it.

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

A pink sock is a prolapsed rectum. It was also the former name of my fantasy football team.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

A pink sock is a prolapsed rectum. It was also the former name of my fantasy football team.

LMAO

[Easy 6]

Its sooo close, but it'd have to be Wendler and i'll explain... see, Clay grew up as an overweight nerd, but eventually turned into something akin to a man... lost a lot of weight, grew up but a small bit, changed a few aspects of his life for the better etc.

There may yet be something in Clayton, maybe having been the nerdy outsider all of his life taught him some lessons that will eventually come to the fore as he ages... compassion, humility, a growing humbleness and willingness to laugh at himself in certain situations that i've noticed over the years here, maybe just maybe that equips him with a certain humanity thats worthy of ****ing my nonexistent sister, we'll see...

Hootie?... ***** please, he'll never change, glib and self and status conscious, capable of wild deceit, his ego knows no bounds and seemingly never will, he's even cockier now than he was six years ago... i'm just not seeing the growth i need to see to be comfortable having him over to the family barbeque, although i often find myself in agreement with his football takes... he just isnt going to be ****ing my sister.

[J Diddy]

Its sooo close, but it'd have to be Wendler and i'll explain... see, Clay grew up as an overweight nerd, but eventually turned into something akin to a man... lost a lot of weight, grew up but a small bit, changed a few aspects of his life for the better etc.

There may yet be something in Clayton, maybe having been the nerdy outsider all of his life taught him some lessons that will eventually come to the fore as he ages... compassion, humility, a growing humbleness and willingness to laugh at himself in certain situations that i've noticed over the years here, maybe just maybe that equips him with a certain humanity thats worthy of ****ing my nonexistent sister, we'll see...

Hootie?... ***** please, he'll never change, glib and self and status conscious, capable of wild deceit, his ego knows no bounds and seemingly never will, he's even cockier now than he was six years ago... i'm just not seeing the growth i need to see to be comfortable having him over to the family barbeque, although i often find myself in agreement with his football takes... he just isnt going to be ****ing my sister.

With all due respect you are literally comparing the value of a petrified turd vs. a fresh one. In the end both are turds.

[Hammock Parties]

With all due respect you are literally comparing the value of a petrified turd vs. a fresh one. In the end both are turds.

If she's into scat, I have the edge.

[Fairplay]

I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.

Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her.

In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night.

(ode to Clay)
Love would come find me someday, his name was Clay
but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way
you caught me off guard and took me by surprise, you are a CP stallion
and you took my personal medallion......

[Hammock Parties]

Not if she's fat.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.

Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her.

In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night.

(ode to Clay)
Love would come find me someday, his name was Clay
but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way
you caught me off guard and took me by surprise, you are a CP stallion
and you took my personal medallion......

This is far and away the creepiest post I have evar read here.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Not if she's fat.

/Omaha

[Prison Bitch]

I'd give that bitch a pink sock and put protein shoelaces on it.

Aren't you a teacher?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Aren't you a teacher?

LMAO

[Bowser]

Aren't you a teacher?

Sure he is. He's taught us all what "Pink Sock" means.

[Frazod]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Aren't you a teacher?

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[007]

A chicken?

Nope

[007]

I guess it's your lucky day.

Being an only child, everyday is my lucky day.

[Hammock Parties]

everyday is my lucky day.

slut

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Poll FAIL: can not see who voted for what.

[Pepe Silvia]

Pink Sock. ROFL

[J Diddy]

Nope

You just can't fucking trust a man who has no chicken.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Since I have no sister, I must be doomed to die in this scenario.

[J Diddy]

Since I have no sister, I must be doomed to die in this scenario.

depends

chickens?

[007]

You just can't ****ing trust a man who has no chicken.

You have no idea.

[Lonewolf Ed]

depends

chickens?

If Clay or Hootie screw chickens, all I hope for is that chicken doesn't end up in the Price Chopper I frequent.

[J Diddy]

If Clay or Hootie screw chickens, all I hope for is that chicken doesn't end up in the Price Chopper I frequent.

Examine closely for tiny pin pricks.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Examine closely for tiny pin pricks.

Maybe I'll just stick to beef and pork this week.

[J Diddy]

Maybe I'll just stick to beef and pork this week.

You're getting into hog farmer and mohillbilly territory now.

Vegan is the only safe way.

[007]

and then the midgets

[J Diddy]

and then the midgets
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[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Hootie would make the session/her a bar room joke. Nobody would believe Clay.

[ptlyon]

All of them. I hate my sister.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.

Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her.

In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night.

(ode to Clay)
Love would come find me someday, his name was Clay
but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way
you caught me off guard and took me by surprise, you are a CP stallion
and you took my personal medallion......

The fuck? ROFL

[notorious]

All of them. I hate my sister.



So, Hootie ATM is a possibility?

[gblowfish]

My sister would slap both of these limp dicks around like a little bitch.

[ptlyon]

So, Hootie ATM is a possibility?

So are you

[Hammock Parties]

My sister would slap both of these limp dicks around like a little bitch.

Your sister is probably like 50, so I'll pass.

[gblowfish]

Your sister is probably like 50, so I'll pass.

Yes, and she looks like a longshoreman, so I thought that was right in your wheel house.

"Get those pants off...get them off NOW and DO ME thumb dick!!!"

[Easy 6]

Yes, and she looks like a longshoreman, so I thought that was right in your wheel house.

"Get those pants off...get them off NOW and DO ME thumb dick!!!"

:LOL:

[Pepe Silvia]

What's it with cp and midgets? lol

[Donger]

Neither. I would sacrifice myself first.

[Hammock Parties]

Neither. I would sacrifice myself first.

That's just gonna make it easier.

[Donger]

That's just gonna make it easier.

LMAO

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If it's the three of them in a room together. She could sneak out while Clay peeks through the shower curtain at Hootie peeing.

[007]

What's it with cp and midgets? lol

Ask Bevis, he started it.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The fuck? ROFL

I KNOW, RIGHT????? It's fucking creepy.:D