Gift Suggestions for the Wife

[NewChief]

Okay, I know I'm just asking for it... but... I need help getting my wife something for her birthday (coming up this weekend).

Here's the problem: I'd normally just go buy her clothes or jewelry. Unfortunately, since she opened her own business, she trades with other stores who have clothes/jewelry. As such, she gets herself whatever she wants already in those types of items.

Dick in a box is not an option.

[ptlyon]

Get her a pair of slippers & a dildo

[ptlyon]

Wait - she already got one?

[Demonpenz]

Jim johnson

[ptlyon]

Alex Smith Jersey

[Rain Man]

Dick in a - oh. Never mind. Just read the opening post.

[ptlyon]

Sleep member bed

[Rain Man]

Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.

[ptlyon]

Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.

No need to be sending her to the other team

[J Diddy]

Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."

Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it.

[The Franchise]

Kanye's new CD. I heard it's the best ever.

[ptlyon]

Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."

Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it.

Ya but the dental bill is atrocious

[BoneKrusher]

i was gonna suggest a Matt Cassel jersey but i just saw clothes aren't an option.

[Dragonocho]

Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off

[Donger]

Send her to one of those day spa/salon places.

[blaise]

Get her car detailed.

[ptlyon]

Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off

Once again, don't send her to the other team.

[ptlyon]

Since she owns her own business, how about an insurance plan for it

[NewChief]

Get her car detailed.

I thought about this, but it's a sore subject because she wants a new car.


I also thought about getting her a Hot Wheels car, though, but she won't think it's funny.

[NewChief]

Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off

Yeah. I've thought about doing a staycation with her as well. Just renting a room downtown and getting someone to watch our kids for the night.

[J Diddy]

Step 1. Grab a piece of paper
Step 2. Write "Gift certificate for one night of washing dishes"
Step 3. Hand it to her.
Step 4. BJ and steak

[NewChief]

Step 1. Grab a piece of paper
Step 2. Write "Gift certificate for one night of washing dishes"
Step 3. Hand it to her.
Step 4. BJ and steak

Yeah. I might have to check my man card, but I do everything in the kitchen from cooking, to cleaning up, to buying the groceries.

[ptlyon]

Yeah. I might have to check my man card, but I do everything in the kitchen from cooking, to cleaning up, to buying the groceries.

Jesus Christ. Just get a live in maid then.

[J Diddy]

Yeah. I might have to check my man card, but I do everything in the kitchen from cooking, to cleaning up, to buying the groceries.

Maybe you should give her a bj and a steak then.

:p

[Bugeater]

How about a nice table saw?

[NewChief]

Jesus Christ. Just get a live in maid then.

I mean, she does work 20 hours of freelance art direction work a week in addition to owning her own store and design business.. so yeah... I have to pick up quite a bit of the slack.

[DMAC]

Take her to Eureka Springs, stay at the Crescent, get wasted and look for ghosts.

[BlackHelicopters]

Lunch with Herm Edwards.

[redfan]

Once DiaB is off the table, the only other option is a LJS gift cert.

[ptlyon]

I mean, she does work 20 hours of freelance art direction work a week in addition to owning her own store and design business.. so yeah... I have to pick up quite a bit of the slack.

What is this "freelance" you speak of? :hmmm:

[BlackHelicopters]

Hours and hours of cunnilingus

[ptlyon]

Hours and hours of cunnilingus

No need to catch throat cancer

[NewChief]

What is this "freelance" you speak of? :hmmm:

She works as a freelance designer and art director for an invitation company while owning her own invitation/paper store that also does custom work.

[patteeu]

Jesus Christ. Just get a live in maid then.

She's already got one.

[ptlyon]

She's already got one.

I meant for him, but guess that would be for his bday, huh?

[NewChief]

She's already got one.

4321

[patteeu]

4321

:p I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.

[NewChief]

:p I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.

I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.

[blaise]

I got my wife a subscription from a company called Eco Emi for Christmas. It wouldn't get there by this weekend, but it's a nice gift. Could maybe print the receipt and put it in a card. They send a box of organic/natural samples products every month. There's a few companies that do something similar.

I got the idea from someone here.

[patteeu]

I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.

My daughter asked me the other day if I liked to cook. I told her I like to eat.

[blaise]

Really, when you do the cooking you kind of don't want people in the kitchen. They're just an annoyance and in the way, and give you input you don't want.

[ptlyon]

:p I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.

So am I. I don't mind doing all that stuff. Love to cool, would rather not the cleanup tho. But the gf & I have a system that works pretty well.

[NewChief]

I got my wife a subscription from a company called Eco Emi for Christmas. It wouldn't get there by this weekend, but it's a nice gift. Could maybe print the receipt and put it in a card. They send a box of organic/natural samples products every month. There's a few companies that do something similar.

I got the idea from someone here.

That's pretty cool. I wish I could find something similar to that with some different products (she's very picky about her cosmetic products, so those would probably go to waste on her).

[tooge]

Don't worry about a box for your dick. She's your wife.

Salon/spa is good too.

Unfortunately, no matter what you give her, she is, ahhhh, still a woman. She still won't forget stupid shit you did 6 months ago etc. Soooo, don't fret over what to get her. Send her off to the salon and have a killer dinner when she gets home.

[Rain Man]

Have you considered giving her some market research as a gift? I can print up some gift certificates.

[patteeu]

That's pretty cool. I wish I could find something similar to that with some different products (she's very picky about her cosmetic products, so those would probably go to waste on her).

When I read blaise's post, I did a google search on "subscription gift ideas" and found a link to a list of 8 different ones. I just quickly skimmed through it but there was one for coffee, one for dog lovers, one for what seemed like crafts to do with the kids, one for cosmetics, and a couple of others. I'm sure there were other useful links, but I didn't look further. I'm sure there are quite a few that deal with things like coffee or wine or cheese and things like that.

[Hammock Parties]

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[Sofa King]

Maybe you should give her a bj and a steak then.

:p

LMAO

[Old Dog]

I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.

see post #31....

[tooge]

Play the game "prison sex" with her.

You: You wanna be the cell husband or cell wife?
Her: The cell husband (doesn't want anything jammed up her ass)
You: Ok. Come on over here and suck your wife's dick

[BoneKrusher]

Play the game "prison sex" with her.

You: You wanna be the cell husband or cell wife?
Her: The cell husband (doesn't want anything jammed up her ass)
You: Ok. Come on over here and suck your wife's dick

:thumb:

[Frosty]

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ewwww...

[BlackHelicopters]

Instructional session with Jon Baldwin

[Baby Lee]

Sleep member bed

Scared to ask.

[ptlyon]

Scared to ask.

Oops :(

[Mr. Flopnuts]

hot steamy makeout session with trent

You realize that's her brother, not his? You freak.

[The Franchise]

hot steamy makeout session with trent

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jp1nqt5I1r6e8ni.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

You realize that's her brother, not his? You freak.

It's Arkansas.

[Earthling]

If you have a photograph of someone special or dear to her you can send that to a company that makes picture puzzles from photographs. I sent a photo of my dad, deceased about ten years now, and had it delivered to mom on mothers day. It came out really nice and she loved it.

[BigBeauford]

Lunch with JJ Dirden.

[Setsuna]

She's supposed to be your best friend. Figure it out yourself and be thankful you have found the one you want to spend the rest of your life with.

[LoneWolf]

Give her a pearl necklace.

[blaise]

Make an agenda of the things you plan to accomplish this weekend. Women love that.

[Pablo]

She's supposed to be your best friend. Figure it out yourself and be thankful you have found the one you want to spend the rest of your life with.Somebody sounds so, so rone-ry.

[Frosty]

Threads like this make me so glad that my wife and I don't buy each other presents. No pressure.

[Hootie]

authentic autographed Trent Green jersey

[Hootie]

hot steamy makeout session with trent

damnit clay

[Frosty]

damnit clay

At least yours isn't creepy