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Rain Man
06-19-2013, 12:31 PM
We have the great sea powers of Maryland and Florida pitted against the great corn power of Iowa. Which two will prevail?

Miss Maryland http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/xukshi3UkOzfz5DeGM3fdQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0443-jpg_224915.jpg
Miss Florida http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/1N_v86VI1m83QmmX0Hq_oQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0432-jpg_224905.jpg
Miss Iowa http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/feF.jEl..1y5f88TkuRppA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0438-jpg_224912.jpg

AndChiefs
06-19-2013, 12:35 PM
Sea powers.

loochy
06-19-2013, 12:36 PM
Maryland and Florida

Iowa looks like an alien

DJ's left nut
06-19-2013, 12:36 PM
If Iowa gets a single vote, that person's voting privileges should be stripped.

Iowa's 5-head makes her likely the least attractive person in the whole thread (and a legitimate 'meh'). She's sporting a 'bump-it' hair-do and has that pose that flat-chested women make when they desperately want you to think they're sporting B-Cups.

Florida and Maryland, OTOH, are legitimate contenders to win this whole thing.

This is a bloodbath.

Rain Man
06-19-2013, 12:38 PM
This is a tough one. Florida is obviously #1, but Maryland and Iowa are close. I can't really tell if Iowa is really, really good looking or kind of oddly Addams Family looking, so I'm going with Maryland as the conservative choice at #2.

Bump
06-19-2013, 12:38 PM
Maryland and Florida

Iowa looks like an alien

an AILF

Rain Man
06-19-2013, 12:40 PM
Even though I didn't vote for her, I kinda like Iowa. There's something about a unique appearance that is desirable to me. It looks like a severe beating is in store for her, but I think that will be an injustice.

Frosty
06-19-2013, 12:44 PM
If Iowa gets a single vote, that person's voting privileges should be stripped.

Iowa's 5-head makes her likely the least attractive person in the whole thread (and a legitimate 'meh'). She's sporting a 'bump-it' hair-do and has that pose that flat-chested women make when they desperately want you to think they're sporting B-Cups.

Florida and Maryland, OTOH, are legitimate contenders to win this whole thing.

This is a bloodbath.

Looks like BossChief voted.

DJ's left nut
06-19-2013, 12:45 PM
Looks like BossChief voted.

Or Rustshack.

Old Dog
06-19-2013, 01:05 PM
Florida and Maryland.....though I probably shouldn't have worried so about the hair of Miss Iowa....it would be messed up quickly anyway.

patteeu
06-19-2013, 01:18 PM
Miss Iowa's forehead reminds me of the aliens in Mars Attacks. I voted for the other two.

patteeu
06-19-2013, 01:19 PM
Maryland and Florida

Iowa looks like an alien

You've got a discerning eye.

Predarat
06-19-2013, 01:24 PM
Iowa would have got more votes in poll #3. Speaking of Iowa, anyone know of any good Chinese or Japanese food there?

notorious
06-19-2013, 01:26 PM
Iowa is pretty, but obviously outclassed.

Frosty
06-19-2013, 01:27 PM
Or Rustshack.

Looks like they have both voted now.

AndChiefs
06-19-2013, 01:28 PM
Iowa would have got more votes in poll #3. Speaking of Iowa, anyone know of any good Chinese or Japanese food there?

No Thai or Korean? Racist.

ShowtimeSBMVP
06-19-2013, 01:29 PM
Maryland

Predarat
06-19-2013, 01:30 PM
No Thai or Korean? Racist.

Especially Thai, should not have left that out, most of it is spicy good.

ThaVirus
06-19-2013, 01:31 PM
Maryland and Florida this time. Iowa has a forehead like the Predator.

Maryland is easily the best of the bunch.

ThaVirus
06-19-2013, 01:31 PM
Wanna post additional pics, Frosty???

AndChiefs
06-19-2013, 01:32 PM
Especially Thai, should not have left that out, most of it is spicy good.

Thai is the best. I now feel like Thai for dinner.

Frosty
06-19-2013, 01:36 PM
Wanna post additional pics, Frosty???

Florida

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/USA2013_1620.jpg

Iowa is a little scary

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/USA2013_1664.jpg

Maryland's glamor photo in the OP is better than real life, imo

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/USA2013_1699.jpg

Rain Man
06-19-2013, 01:38 PM
Iowa is pretty, but obviously outclassed.

She's in a killer heat, admittedly, but I still thought she'd give Maryland a run for her money.

Florida is a juggernaut. I think Florida could go all the way.

luv
06-19-2013, 01:53 PM
I'm voting for non-blondes. Only in heats that have more than one blonde will I actually pay attention to what they look like. :D

rico
06-19-2013, 01:55 PM
What in the world was done to Miss Iowa's face? THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!! NOT RIGHT!!!

Maryland.

Bowser
06-19-2013, 02:13 PM
Miss Iowa's forehead reminds me of the aliens in Mars Attacks. I voted for the other two.

http://www.paranormalpeopleonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mars21609.jpg

Baa-daa-taaa -BAAAAAAA

Phobia
06-19-2013, 02:25 PM
Even though I didn't vote for her, I kinda like Iowa. There's something about a unique appearance that is desirable to me. It looks like a severe beating is in store for her, but I think that will be an injustice.

I was digging Iowa. I'm a sucker for a dark haired beauty with piercing blue eyes. But yeah, there's a pretty significant forehead there. I didn't take note of that before voting. Maryland is really nice. Florida was nice too but she looked like a pretty typical blonde for me and you know she's probably going to axe murder somebody in the next 5 years just in keeping with Florida news cycles.

Bowser
06-19-2013, 02:28 PM
Miss Iowa is clearly gorgeous, but her photo doesn't do her justice compared to the other two. That pic makes her look like a pug pup.

http://www.dog-guides.us/wp-content/uploads/pug-dog.jpg

Sorter
06-19-2013, 02:32 PM
Miss Iowa is clearly gorgeous, but her photo doesn't do her justice compared to the other two. That pic makes her look like a pug pup.

http://www.dog-guides.us/wp-content/uploads/pug-dog.jpg

snorty little fucks, pugs are.

BlackHelicopters
06-19-2013, 03:35 PM
Iowa would have got more votes in poll #3. Speaking of Iowa, anyone know of any good Chinese or Japanese food there?

Racist.

BlackHelicopters
06-19-2013, 03:36 PM
Not a darn thing wrong with world peace.

mcaj22
06-19-2013, 03:37 PM
If Iowa gets a single vote, that person's voting privileges should be stripped.

Iowa's 5-head makes her likely the least attractive person in the whole thread (and a legitimate 'meh'). She's sporting a 'bump-it' hair-do and has that pose that flat-chested women make when they desperately want you to think they're sporting B-Cups.

Florida and Maryland, OTOH, are legitimate contenders to win this whole thing.

This is a bloodbath.

I have Georgia or Maryland as my favorite so far

edit: Based on just looking at the generic photos in the OP. The shots in this thread show a more accurate picture that Iowa just had a bad day/angle is might actually be prettier than the other two

Which is an interesting concept, just voting based off one promo photo.

Rain Man
06-19-2013, 03:45 PM
I have Georgia or Maryland as my favorite so far

edit: Based on just looking at the generic photos in the OP. The shots in this thread show a more accurate picture that Iowa just had a bad day/angle is might actually be prettier than the other two

Which is an interesting concept, just voting based off one promo photo.

The funny thing is, my voting might well be in exactly the reverse order if based on the photos that frosty posted for these same three contestants.

Rain Man
06-20-2013, 09:12 AM
Okay, time to stop this 2 on 1 beatdown of poor Miss Iowa. Maryland and Florida move on.

Rausch
06-20-2013, 09:25 AM
Iowa's head looks like a human/alien hybrid.

OUT.

Molitoth
06-20-2013, 10:05 AM
Miss Maryland has a really oddly shaped upper lip in that picture. Otherwise, she is smoking hot.

Although I had to choose Miss Florida.