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zigbazah
06-19-2013, 12:50 PM
It's tending on Twitter. So far, we have...

Martin Luther Chicken a la King Jr
Lynchables
Brown Vs Board of Ed Creme Brûlée
"I Want My Country Back" Ribs
Cross Burning Collard Greens
Don't speak until spoken tu-na sandwich
Klan Chowder

In58men
06-19-2013, 12:51 PM
Ok.......

Demonpenz
06-19-2013, 01:04 PM
LMAO saw this yesterday at reddit.

ptlyon
06-19-2013, 01:04 PM
She'd better watch her ass or she will be banned from here too

loochy
06-19-2013, 01:07 PM
apparently she did or said something racist

i missed whatever it was

Frosty
06-19-2013, 01:15 PM
apparently she did or said something racist

i missed whatever it was

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/19/paula-deen-admits-in-deposition-to-using-n-word-telling-racist-jokes-report/

Chief Gump
06-19-2013, 01:19 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/19/paula-deen-admits-in-deposition-to-using-n-word-telling-racist-jokes-report/

At least she is honest about it.

Fat Elvis
06-19-2013, 01:28 PM
apparently she did or said something racist

i missed whatever it was

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/19/paula-deen-admits-in-deposition-to-using-n-word-telling-racist-jokes-report/

At least she is honest about it.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/03/paula-deen-n-word-lawsuit-reveals-racial-slur-against-president-obama/

A shocking racial slur against President Barack Obama is just one of the many explosive allegations in a bombshell lawsuit against celebrity chef Paula Deen and her brother, Bubba Hiers.

Who knew she posted in DC?

BryanBusby
06-19-2013, 01:33 PM
Wonder if she's stopping in Sioux City on her way to Canada

ptlyon
06-19-2013, 01:35 PM
Wonder if she's stopping in Sioux City on her way to Canada

If she does, I'll be ready guys! :bang:

Skyy God
06-19-2013, 02:26 PM
In Deen's fight with diabeetus, I'm strongly rooting for a early KO from the latter.

Sorter
06-19-2013, 02:33 PM
In Deen's fight with diabeetus, I'm strongly rooting for a early KO from the latter.

29-28 Diabeetus

Stan the TV Guy
06-19-2013, 02:36 PM
What's the big deal? I say the N word at least 5 times before I get out of bed. And we ALL know....WP>BP.

Sorter
06-19-2013, 02:40 PM
What's the big deal? I say the N word at least 5 times before I get out of bed. And we ALL know....WP>BP.

:(

RunKC
06-19-2013, 02:43 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. I say this almost every day :thumb:

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'Hamas' Jenkins
06-19-2013, 03:38 PM
Nigger toes.

BlackHelicopters
06-19-2013, 03:38 PM
Nothing like a power dump after indulging in a Paula Dean recipe.

houstonwhodat
06-19-2013, 05:57 PM
Tony Soprano gone but this bitch lives?

Hammock Parties
06-19-2013, 05:59 PM
I'm so hot for her right now.

Skyy God
06-26-2013, 12:11 PM
Especially great quote/soundbite:

“If there’s anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back, if you’re out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me, please I want to meet you.”

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blaise
06-26-2013, 12:15 PM
If most people cracking her had to testify under oath whether they've used a racial slur 90% would either be lying or have to admit they have.

Skyy God
06-26-2013, 12:20 PM
If most people cracking her had to testify under oath whether they've used a racial slur 90% would either be lying or have to admit they have.

It's really the fault of the young people and their use of the n-word.

On Wednesday Lauer specifically asked Deen if she had any doubt that African-Americans found the N-word offensive.

“I don’t know, I have asked myself that so many times,” Deen said. “It’s very distressing for me to go into my kitchens and hear what these young people are calling each other … it’s very distressing for me. I think for this problem to be worked on, that these young people are gonna have to take control and start showing respect for each other.”

Chief_For_Life58
06-26-2013, 12:22 PM
I could really go for some klan chowder and bigotry biscuits right now for lunch

blaise
06-26-2013, 12:26 PM
It's really the fault of the young people and their use of the n-word.

I'll just assume you used my quote for fun and no actual reason.

KCUnited
06-26-2013, 12:26 PM
2014 Death Pool candidate

houstonwhodat
06-26-2013, 12:26 PM
Fuck that ninja.

Chief_For_Life58
06-26-2013, 12:31 PM
**** that ninja.

ninjas are gonna ninja

Skyy God
06-26-2013, 12:31 PM
I'll just assume you used my quote for fun and no actual reason.

They're sending her mixed messages, and she's old and from the South. How can she be expected to know it's a racial slur???

NewChief
06-26-2013, 12:32 PM
I'm partial to her deep fried butter with a butter cream butter sauce.

Skyy God
06-26-2013, 12:33 PM
2014 Death Pool candidate

From suicide or the beetus?

KCUnited
06-26-2013, 12:35 PM
From suicide or the beetus?

Suicide by beetus.

ptlyon
06-26-2013, 12:36 PM
I really, really wish that whore Giadia would do something like this

listopencil
06-26-2013, 12:41 PM
What's up my nillas?

memyselfI
06-26-2013, 12:56 PM
Blackened anything.

tooge
06-26-2013, 12:58 PM
I like those beans with the dot on them. Black faced peas or something or other.

blaise
06-26-2013, 12:58 PM
They're sending her mixed messages, and she's old and from the South. How can she be expected to know it's a racial slur???

Again, thank you for the unnecessary use of the quote function. Glad I could help.

ptlyon
06-26-2013, 01:00 PM
I'm willing to bet Sunny Anderson is no longer a FB friend

loochy
06-26-2013, 01:02 PM
Again, thank you for the unnecessary use of the quote function. Glad I could help.

So how many people think that she is actually racist and how many of you think it was just talk?

listopencil
06-26-2013, 01:13 PM
http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/recipes/Banana_Pudding_Pie-4.jpg


Nilla Please.

Hammock Parties
06-26-2013, 01:17 PM
Look how hot this racist bitch was when she was young.

Would have wifed that shit and made her my hot cooking racist wife.

Awww yisss

http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paula-deen.jpg

houstonwhodat
06-26-2013, 01:18 PM
ninjas are gonna ninja

No ninjas gonna ninj

J Diddy
06-26-2013, 01:18 PM
Look how hot this racist bitch was when she was young.

Would have wifed that shit and made her my hot cooking racist wife.

Awww yisss

http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paula-deen.jpg

Ma have plenty of room in the basement for all that?

KCUnited
06-26-2013, 01:19 PM
I prefer dry spare ribs, Paula prefers person of Hispanic heritage ribs.

listopencil
06-26-2013, 01:27 PM
Look how hot this racist bitch was when she was young.

Would have wifed that shit and made her my hot cooking racist wife.

Awww yisss

http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paula-deen.jpg


Hell yes. Food fetish win.

Hammock Parties
06-26-2013, 01:30 PM
I'd be so incredibly hot for Paula Deen if I was in my 70s.

Psyko Tek
06-26-2013, 08:40 PM
So how many people think that she is actually racist and how many of you think it was just talk?

I don't think she knows what racist it
it's just how she was raise and black people were always treated as such

but as the cop said to me ignorance is no excuse

listopencil
06-26-2013, 08:40 PM
I'd be so incredibly hot for Paula Deen if I was in my 70s.

She's an attractive woman. She's just decades too old for me.

Brando
06-26-2013, 08:44 PM
Her butter substitute I can't believe it's not racist.

Pepe Silvia
06-26-2013, 08:50 PM
Its weird, shes one of those women that you could tell was hot years ago. Not surprised.

Bump
06-26-2013, 09:48 PM
surely she has cookware out there in stores. I wonder if the price has dropped dramatically. Maybe I should go shopping...

CrazyPhuD
06-26-2013, 09:52 PM
surely she has cookware out there in stores. I wonder if the price has dropped dramatically. Maybe I should go shopping...

Supposedly it's good stuff, no matter how hot your fire it's guaranteed to never turn black.

Skyy God
06-28-2013, 10:43 AM
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.

“After finishing the dinner rush on some holidays, such as Easter or Mother’s Day, Paula would lock the restaurant doors and hide money all over the dining room. Then she would bring the all-black kitchen staff in and encourage them to run around and turn the dining room upside down, scrounging for money.

“Paula would just sit back and laugh hysterically, as if her overworked, underpaid employees foraging for money was some sort of circus sideshow. It was completely demoralizing for those people barely making minimum wage, yet Paula howled as she watched.”

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-paula-deen-used-vile-gay-slurs-too

Donger
06-28-2013, 10:53 AM
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.



http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-paula-deen-used-vile-gay-slurs-too

That sounds like she was discriminating against her non-Black employees to me.

ptlyon
06-28-2013, 10:55 AM
The joy of giving!

Skyy God
06-28-2013, 10:56 AM
That sounds like she was discriminating against her non-Black employees to me.

By not letting them participate in the fun?

Donger
06-28-2013, 10:57 AM
By not letting them participate in the fun?

Sure, and the money.

Then again, I'd tend to be a bit wary of the source.

ptlyon
06-28-2013, 10:58 AM
All-black? So half-blacks weren't allowed to participate?

That's racist.

Skyy God
06-28-2013, 10:59 AM
Sure, and the money.

Then again, I'd tend to be a bit wary of the source.

The Enquirer? They've broken some big stories (John Edwards, for starters).

KCUnited
06-28-2013, 11:00 AM
All-black? So half-blacks weren't allowed to participate?

That's racist.

This is Savannah not Chicago.

ptlyon
06-28-2013, 11:01 AM
This is Savannah not Chicago.

Oh, right! :thumb:

BlackHelicopters
06-28-2013, 11:03 AM
Bet that she likes it doggy style

ThaVirus
06-28-2013, 11:18 AM
It's really the fault of the young people and their use of the n-word.

I really hate hearing this; its such a terrible argument. The word itself is one with a heavy history, no doubt; but for me, its all about intent. Some of my best, white friends call me "nig", "negro", "nigga", and even "nigger" at times (my Xbox Live name is Triggerman so its a running joke to call me Niggerman), but I don't get mad because I know there's no malice in their words. You take a guy I don't know calling me something like that and we might have a totally different situation, and its all because I don't know their intentions.

Its become pretty popular for young, white women to call each other "bitch". No one is saying that these women are asking to be called bitches because they choose to use it as a term of endearment, so what gives?

ThaVirus
06-28-2013, 11:19 AM
Also, I don't believe simply saying a word can make you racist.

I reckon a sizable part of the population has used a racial slur at some point. I think the context is what really matters.

Beef Supreme
06-28-2013, 11:26 AM
I really hate hearing this; its such a terrible argument. The word itself is one with a heavy history, no doubt; but for me, its all about intent. Some of my best, white friends call me "nig", "negro", "****a", and even "****er" at times (my Xbox Live name is Triggerman so its a running joke to call me ****erman), but I don't get mad because I know there's no malice in their words. You take a guy I don't know calling me something like that and we might have a totally different situation, and its all because I don't know their intentions.

Its become pretty popular for young, white women to call each other "bitch". No one is saying that these women are asking to be called bitches because they choose to use it as a term of endearment, so what gives?

If you are going to freak the fuck out when someone else uses a word, maybe you shouldn't use it.

TribalElder
06-28-2013, 12:45 PM
It's gone too far. Now, prepare 2 gallons of butter

loochy
06-28-2013, 12:49 PM
I really hate hearing this; its such a terrible argument. The word itself is one with a heavy history, no doubt; but for me, its all about intent. Some of my best, white friends call me "nig", "negro", "****a", and even "****er" at times (my Xbox Live name is Triggerman so its a running joke to call me ****erman), but I don't get mad because I know there's no malice in their words. You take a guy I don't know calling me something like that and we might have a totally different situation, and its all because I don't know their intentions.

Its become pretty popular for young, white women to call each other "bitch". No one is saying that these women are asking to be called bitches because they choose to use it as a term of endearment, so what gives?

This is how I feel.

Words are words - the meaning behind them is what matters.

That thought brings me to another point: "cuss words"

Why is "poop" not as bad as "shit"? Why is "butt" not as bad as "ass"? They mean the same thing.

I hate arbitrary rules.

J Diddy
06-28-2013, 12:53 PM
Paula Dean's best dish is deep fried butter glazed with bacon grease.

loochy
06-28-2013, 12:55 PM
Paula Dean's best dish is deep fried butter glazed with bacon grease.

don't forget powdered sugar on top

houstonwhodat
06-28-2013, 12:55 PM
Also, I don't believe simply saying a word can make you racist.

I reckon a sizable part of the population has used a racial slur at some point. I think the context is what really matters.


You ninja's can't have it both ways.

J Diddy
06-28-2013, 01:13 PM
don't forget powdered sugar on top

Oh snap and the sprig of parsley to give it some health value

listopencil
06-28-2013, 01:28 PM
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.

“After finishing the dinner rush on some holidays, such as Easter or Mother’s Day, Paula would lock the restaurant doors and hide money all over the dining room. Then she would bring the all-black kitchen staff in and encourage them to run around and turn the dining room upside down, scrounging for money.
“Paula would just sit back and laugh hysterically, as if her overworked, underpaid employees foraging for money was some sort of circus sideshow. It was completely demoralizing for those people barely making minimum wage, yet Paula howled as she watched.”


http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-paula-deen-used-vile-gay-slurs-too

It's like Easter morning every day. What? You guys don't do the Easter egg hunt?

Hammock Parties
07-01-2013, 03:38 PM
Following her admission that she made racist remarks, companies have been dumping Paula Deen left and right, but there's at least one that's eager to offer Deen a new gig.

TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

Despite the fact that Deen has now been dropped by The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, it seems unlikely that Deen would sign on, even as she loses millions.

loochy
07-01-2013, 03:44 PM
Following her admission that she made racist remarks, companies have been dumping Paula Deen left and right, but there's at least one that's eager to offer Deen a new gig.

TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

Despite the fact that Deen has now been dropped by The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, it seems unlikely that Deen would sign on, even as she loses millions.

ROFL

CrazyPhuD
07-01-2013, 03:49 PM
Anyone tried her Ninja Swordfish recipe?

MahiMike
07-01-2013, 03:55 PM
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

Fish
07-01-2013, 04:35 PM
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

Professional black people? I didn't realize it was a profession. I bet I'd be good at it.

Brock
07-01-2013, 04:59 PM
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

Most white folks already knew it is unacceptable to use that word., but thanks for sharing.

jspchief
07-01-2013, 05:52 PM
I really, really wish that whore Giadia would do something like this

Or porn

Pablo
07-01-2013, 06:42 PM
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.



http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-paula-deen-used-vile-gay-slurs-tooIf most people cracking her had to testify under oath whether they've engaged in an all black-staff pocket change Easter egg hunt, 90% would either be lying or have to admit they have.

Pablo
07-01-2013, 06:43 PM
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.I agree. Your rights to use racial slurs are being trampled upon. Nobody should have to stand for that.

Pablo
07-01-2013, 06:46 PM
Or pornBackdoor Turkey Leg Whores 11.

Brando
07-01-2013, 08:48 PM
Butterballs Six
Put Some Chocolate in my Twinkie
Eight Hours of Black Angus in her Salted Cod

Brando
07-01-2013, 08:50 PM
Shackles and Cankles the Deen of Submission

Brando
07-02-2013, 01:05 PM
Paula Deen's Smoke Sausages

Pasta Little Brioni
07-02-2013, 01:10 PM
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

:spock: