Round 1, Heat 5: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.

[Rain Man]

Topless for beads, tiny counties, and the mysterious, shadowy granite state. Which two will prevail?

Miss Louisiana http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/qopxGqx27dInh352YI_h4A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0441-jpg_224914.jpg
Miss New Hampshire http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/HeZ66wrKzjN3X53hyGmbZw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0452-jpg_224923.jpg
Miss Rhode Island http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/HiN2IAAM5.hW2f_y0ZxRcg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0462-jpg_224931.jpg

[Rain Man]

Louisiana is #1 in my book, and New Hampshire's polished look and steel abs edges out the vacuous look of Rhode Island.

[mlyonsd]

Louisiana is #1 in my book, and New Hampshire's polished look and steel abs edges out the vacuous look of Rhode Island.

NH looks dangerous. And not necessarily in a good way.

[Rain Man]

NH looks dangerous. And not necessarily in a good way.

If the Miss USA contestants were all in a women's prison, I bet that New Hampshire would rule the cell block with her combination of intelligence, cruelty, aggressive bisexuality, and a wicked leg scissors. I kind of like that in a woman.

[mlyonsd]

If the Miss USA contestants were all in a women's prison, I bet that New Hampshire would rule the cell block with her combination of intelligence, cruelty, aggressive bisexuality, and a wicked leg scissors. I kind of like that in a woman.
Or by just killing everyone else in the cell block.

[Rain Man]

Come on, people. Vote for New Hampshire! She's cute in her own dangerous way.

[Old Dog]

Voted for the two NOT from New Hampshire.....she looks the wrong kind of crazy

[DJ's left nut]

Miss Rhode Island's Photographer: "Show me surprise buttsechs!"

[007]

talk about horrible pictures

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Come on, people. Vote for New Hampshire! She's cute in her own dangerous way.

Just went back and noticed I'm 10/10 with your picks. You have good taste, sir.

[Sofa King]

NH is my favorite. Others were too close, so i only voted for NH.

Wish her hair was longer though.

[DJ's left nut]

I just want to take Ms. Louisiana out for ice cream. She's too cute to lust after.

[patteeu]

This was the closest race so far for me. Louisiana is my leader and Rhode Island as my runner up.

[BlackHelicopters]

Miss what?

[Frosty]

Almost too close to call. Based on the glamor photos, I would have to go with the first two. Looking at the catwalk photos, though, they are all very close though I think Rhode Island edges out New Hampshire.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/USA2013_1828.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/USA2013_1761.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/USA2013_1676.jpg

[Rausch]

This one is difficult...

[Rasputin]

I'd like to see Miss Louisiana in a pair of Daisy Dukes jean shorts.

[notorious]

I'd like to see Miss Louisiana in a pair of Daisy Dukes jean shorts.

I'd like to see Miss Louisiana sit on my face.

[Predarat]

Louisiana Hot Sauce FTW

[seclark]

agree w/the guys that say this heat's the toughest so far.
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[ThaVirus]

Louisiana and Rhode Island.

[Omaha]

NH wins. The other two are too close to call.

[Rain Man]

NH wins. The other two are too close to call.

This is the correct answer. However, it is also the losing answer.

Shutting the heat down, and our hardbodied New Hampshirian is out. Louisiana and Rhode Island advance.

[Ming the Merciless]

oops i meant to vote for miss louisiana, but i guess shes winning anyway.......she is way hotter than the others

[Omaha]

This is a travesty.

[Just Passin' By]

New Hampshire was, far and away, the least attractive woman of the three.

[threebag]

Miss what?

TITS

[dred]

I'd like to see Miss Louisiana in a pair of Daisy Dukes jean shorts.
This.

They should add the Daisy Duke catagory to all future Miss 'Merica contests.

[Omaha]

New Hampshire was, far and away, the least attractive woman of the three.

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