View Full Version : Science Round 1, Heat 9: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.

Rain Man
06-21-2013, 11:42 AM
I never realized before that Alaska and Nebraska rhyme. And they're facing off, along with Delawareska. Pick your two poisons.

Miss Alaska http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bUDpzMCi_j8wLN5QAS_PSA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0424-jpg_224858.jpg
Miss Nebraska http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iDrYB6ekKqyTvIpWqrwwnA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0450-jpg_224921.jpg
Miss Delaware http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Ib_s4FEgs1OZqwebJqX8VA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0430-jpg_224904.jpg

Garcia Bronco
06-21-2013, 11:43 AM
In before the poll

Nebby and Dela

Rain Man
06-21-2013, 11:48 AM
Okay, Delaware, and then I think I'd become a monk.

I'm hoping that the pictures of Alaska and Nebraska are merely unflattering. Um...gosh...(shrug)...I guess I'll pick Alaska second because I figure she knows how to make a fire without matches.

06-21-2013, 11:49 AM







Nebraska clear #1. Delaware distant #2

06-21-2013, 11:50 AM
I should add that I don't think any of these go on beyond the next round.

Rain Man
06-21-2013, 11:51 AM
Nebraska clear #1. Delaware distant #2

The funny thing is that when I see your pictures I rank the three exactly the opposite of you.

06-21-2013, 11:58 AM
The funny thing is that when I see your pictures I rank the three exactly the opposite of you.

Alaska is just weird looking


Delaware is the prettiest but has no figure. Nebraska has the best combo of looks and figure. None of them are great shakes (in relation to Miss USA contestants).


DJ's left nut
06-21-2013, 12:03 PM
Delaware and Nebraska.

No matter, everyone in this round is just fodder for the next round.

06-21-2013, 12:06 PM
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06-21-2013, 12:11 PM
Yeah, this heat blows.

Alaska looks like shit in the OP, but looks decent, I guess, in the "walk" photos.

Nebraska looked pretty good in the OP but underwhelmed in the photos Frosty posted.

Delaware is clearly fine as fuck but looks like she was mounted on a horse for the first 26 years of her life. If her thighs were a bit thicker she'd have a chance in the next round, since she doesn't she likely won't..

06-21-2013, 12:12 PM
Ok, no. In light of the most recent Alaska photo that I had not yet seen, she is fucking hideous and just overall pretty damn weird looking. Must be slim pickings up there in ol' Erlaska.

06-21-2013, 12:18 PM
Nebraska and Delaware. I'll add that I hate how overly airbrushed the pictures are - it's impossible to tell how the girls actually look.

06-21-2013, 12:22 PM
I would gladly fuck any of them, but Delaware and it's not close.

06-21-2013, 12:40 PM
I suspect some photoshop tomfoolery here. Alaska's eyes are a reasonable distance apart but her nose and mouth look too big. Nebraska has smallish nose and mouth but a somewhat wide eye separation, which we've already established is some kind of cold weather adaptation. Did someone switch the eyes around on these two?

My first choice, in any event, is Delaware. I'll go with Alaska for my hesitant 2nd choice and I'll just use duct tape on her huge mouth.

Imon Yourside
06-21-2013, 12:52 PM
Def Delaware but the Nub girl ain't half bad and wouldn't be thrashed out of bed even by skip.

06-21-2013, 01:04 PM
Those are some ugly blondes. I only votes for Delaware.

Rain Man
06-21-2013, 01:09 PM
Miss Nebraska's facial features remind me a little too much of the alien on American Dad.


Old Dog
06-21-2013, 01:54 PM
Delaware by a HUGE margin and then Nebraska

Sofa King
06-22-2013, 10:43 AM
Weakest heat by far

06-22-2013, 10:45 AM
I have to admit that I'm not at all impressed with this offering.

They have below average faces and not much to offer in the body area.

Delaware creeps me out the least...

Ace Gunner
06-22-2013, 10:57 AM
too skinny -- no junk in the trunk /me

Rain Man
06-22-2013, 12:20 PM
Okay, shutting it down. Delaware and Nebraska move on to the next round.

I'm a little surprised that this wasn't closer between Alaska and Nebraska. They were a tossup to me.

chefs fan in omaha
06-22-2013, 12:22 PM
I voted for Nebraska chick because I think I tapped her mom

Rain Man
06-22-2013, 12:28 PM
I voted for Nebraska chick because I think I tapped her mom

So you voted for your daughter? She has your nose, I think.