**** Official 6/21/13 Suck vs Royals Game Thread ****

[Coach]

Okay, let's hope they get the shit out of their system after blowing it against Cleveland, and start a new winning streak....

[TLO]

Big Smoke checking in. Should be able to catch most of the game tonight.

[Coach]

Great... lead off walk to start the game.

Come on Guts, get that shit out of your system....

[TLO]

2nd and 3rd no outs...

[TLO]

Good play. Cut the runner down at home. Now get out of this Guts

[stonedstooge]

Tejada guns down the runner at the plate.

[BlackHelicopters]

In for hatred of the Sux.

[TLO]

Guthrie has been sucking ass lately.

[BlackHelicopters]

JGuts looks shaky.

[BlackHelicopters]

More vodka, please.

[stonedstooge]

JFC. Walks a run in

[BlackHelicopters]

3 walks in the inning.

[Al Bundy]

Shit man.. these assholes didn't even have to work for that run.

[TLO]

Well..

[TLO]

2-0 Sux

[BlackHelicopters]

Lowest scoring team in the AL and we are giving them runs.

[BlackHelicopters]

A tumbler full of vodka, please.

[Mr. Laz]

2 runs is almost a game winner against us

[BlackHelicopters]

Turned down the sound, and turned on the radio.

[GloryDayz]

NOT too early to yank him! He's mentally out of it already!

[BlackHelicopters]

Vodka and Hud don't mix well.

[stonedstooge]

Royals score more than 3 runs tonight please

[chiefsfan987]

2 runs is almost a game winner against us

one more run and I'm turning it off. This team can't come back from a 3 run deficit regardless of who is pitching.

[TLO]

Lol Dunn.

[TLO]

Way to hit the ball Hosmer! Very nice

[stonedstooge]

Hosmer smokes a double

[TLO]

I have a feeling Perez is going to jack one.

[stonedstooge]

I have a feeling Perez is going to jack one.

OK Hud

[TLO]

Errrr... maybe not.

[stonedstooge]

I have a feeling Frenchy strikes out 3 times tonight

[TLO]

OK Hud

:p

[petegz28]

Well, Guthrie wasted no time giving us our 3rd loss in a row

[petegz28]

Dude can't throw strikes

[siberian khatru]

So the K depresses walks, right Dayton?

[GloryDayz]

Hud is such a waste of money!

[TLO]

Strike out Frenchy!!!

[petegz28]

LMAO..French loses his bat swigning at a pitch WAAAAY outside

[TLO]

A hit?????????????

[Dartgod]

Frenchy's eyes were closed on that bat launch swing.

[stonedstooge]

A hit?????????????

I was wrong

[Nixhex]

LMAO..French loses his bat swigning at a pitch WAAAAY outside

He closed his eyes on the swing too. ROFL

[petegz28]

that will seal it

[GloryDayz]

Game Oh-va!

[siberian khatru]

3-0 ... just about lights out.

[siberian khatru]

If we can string together 12 singles AND get a wild pitch/passed ball, we might force extra innings.

[GloryDayz]

Game mo-Oh-va...

[siberian khatru]

Guthrie's regression to the mean continues

[Dartgod]

I'm out.



Let's just end the season with a 15 game losing streak so these losers don't suck me in again. I have better things to do with my time.

[petegz28]

And that will really seal it..thanks, Guthrie

[GloryDayz]

Shut the fuck up Hud. You pot smoking, drunk, shit-stain on a fat girl's thong! You suck hairy balls on transvestite camels!

[chiefsfan987]

Same old Royals. You just knew when Hererra blew that game the other day that they were going to go on a losing streak.

[petegz28]

They are knocking Guthrie around all over the place...Ned still has faith

[siberian khatru]

When does Brett bail on this abortion? July 1?

[stonedstooge]

wtf Frenchy. He missplayed it

[petegz28]

2 game losing streak, day off, you come home and shit down your leg.....what a fucking team

[petegz28]

Same old Royals. You just knew when Hererra blew that game the other day that they were going to go on a losing streak.

That and when we blew 2 more chances to win in the same game

[siberian khatru]

Same old Royals. You just knew when Hererra blew that game the other day that they were going to go on a losing streak.

I honestly don't think that has anything to do with it. The pitching is due to regress at least a bit, and the offense is incapable of making up the difference. I think that's a recipe for another 75-win season.

Dayton, though, will say we were shooting for 2014 all along.

[stonedstooge]

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS

[Mr. Laz]

fuck this

[petegz28]

The Sox scored more runs in 2 1/3 innings than we have in the last 3 games

[MeatRock]

Fucking LOL

[Toadkiller]

Well I guess I can turn this shit off.

[stonedstooge]

I was going to take my grandson to his first game tonight but backed out since it was supposed to be so hot. Damn glad I didn't get tickets

[ChiTown]

The offense still sucks a horse cock. Unless we find some power we are destined for 75 wins.

[chiefsfan987]

Dayton has to go. He doesn't know how to build a complete team and his eye for talent is ****.

[MeatRock]

Fuck this shit stained team.

[siberian khatru]

Believe it or not, the Sox have a worse offense than we do

[GloryDayz]

LOL, when you down 7-0, you remind everybody what you lead the league in. I'm sure Chi-town is worried about it for sure!

[chiefsfan987]

The offense still sucks a horse cock. Unless we find some power we are destined for 75 wins.

How are they going to get to 75 wins when the other team only has to score 3 runs on a nightly basis to beat you? Even great pitchers give up 3 runs per nine innings.

[GloryDayz]

Believe it or not, the Sox have a worse offense than we do

And it shows... Rep for you Sir...

[ChiefsCountry]

Well its one of those nights in baseball. Lace it up tommorrow boys.

[siberian khatru]

Don't the Sox know you can't draw walks at hit home runs at the K? It's physics.

[TLO]

JFC... Flipped the game back on after playing a few COD matches and it's 7-0??? Back to COD I guess...

[Walrus]

Same old Royals. You just knew when Hererra blew that game the other day that they were going to go on a losing streak.

I was afraid of that. That game changed everything. Stupid fucking team.

[siberian khatru]

JFC... Flipped the game back on after playing a few COD matches and it's 7-0??? Back to COD I guess...

Smart move. Probably less carnage.

[TLO]

Anybody know where I can buy some weed?

[GloryDayz]

I'll say it again, this team needs to take their chances and juice... These guys just suck at the plate...

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL now my sucks start hitting when were 10 back

[GloryDayz]

Hud smoking crack again!

[TLO]

So about that weed...

[Archie F. Swin]

just got home.....

what.thee.phuck?

[TLO]

Better get this on the second page..

I've struggled with anxiety, mostly social anxiety and some depression throughout my life. I'm thinking of trying marijuana.

Thoughts?

[Al Czervik]

What a pathetic display of baseball....
2 hits thru 5 innings off the white sux ....

Fuck you Ned

[sedated]

Anyone else feeling another 4-19 coming on?

[GloryDayz]

We're not out of it yet...

















































Oh, yeah we are!

[GloryDayz]

Anyone else feeling another 4-19 coming on?

It it feels anything like you avatar's tits, I might be OK with it!

[siberian khatru]

SIX extra-base hits by the Sox? At The K? We should play this game under protest.

[petegz28]

I turned it off...checked back in and see we gave up another 2 runs....way to have this team ready to play at home, Ned

[siberian khatru]

I'm glad the Royals play the game right -- string a bunch of singles together interspersed with some grit and hustle. These "doubles" and "home runs" are what's wrong with America these days -- instant gratification, no respect for tradition, a disregard for process.

Cap Anson is turning over in his grave.

[Deberg_1990]

Guthrie starting to return to pre July 2012 form.

[JoeyChuckles]

Better get this on the second page..

I've struggled with anxiety, mostly social anxiety and some depression throughout my life. I'm thinking of trying marijuana.

Thoughts?

Same situation here man. If you find any, let me know.

[stonedstooge]

Hosmer gets us 1 on a long one

[LoneWolf]

Is it possible that Hosmer is finally going to live up to expectations?

[GloryDayz]

I'm glad the Royals play the game right -- string a bunch of singles together interspersed with some grit and hustle. These "doubles" and "home runs" are what's wrong with America these days -- instant gratification, no respect for tradition, a disregard for process.

Cap Anson is turning over in his grave.

And the Royals will call-up this guy to keep THAT tradition going:

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1830436057/skinny-guy.jpg

Then call-up the twins to make sure the average weight of the team stays on par with the rest of the league:

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/lucass/fat_kid.jpg

[Stanley Nickels]

Hudler's hitting the sauce. Had us rollin' over here at the Nickels household with that 700,000 remark.

[siberian khatru]

Dayton shaking his head, thinking "Hosmer has disrespected The K gods."

[GloryDayz]

Hudler's hitting the sauce. Had us rollin' over here at the Nickels household with that 700,000 remark.

Hey, I'm hitting the sauce too!

[gblowfish]

All the talk radio wanks today were like "We need to fatten up on Chicago. They're terrible, they can't hit, blah blah blah."
Well, I got news. Every other team in the American League thinks that about us. We've been terrible, and especially terrible at home, for years. Every team that comes here expects to win. We are in no place to take anybody lightly. Tonight's ass kicking highlights that perfectly.

[MotherfuckerJones]

If the sox can score they'll win. We got good pitching just can't hit and really can't field lol

[chiefsfan987]

All the talk radio wanks today were like "We need to fatten up on Chicago. They're terrible, they can't hit, blah blah blah."
Well, I got news. Every other team in the American League thinks that about us. We've been terrible, and especially terrible at home, for years. Every team that comes here expects to win. We are in no place to take anybody lightly. Tonight's ass kicking highlights that perfectly.

Yeah I heard them talking about it like that too and my first thought was, are you kidding me all it takes is 3 runs to beat us. Do you seriously think we should roll over any team when all it takes is 3 runs? When your offense is as bad as the Royals is, it doesn't matter how good your pitching is, the other team is going to be in the game. All it takes is one big hit and they win.

[sedated]

Cant score runs in the K

[stonedstooge]

Welp, that sucked. 9-1 loss

[ChiTown]

I'm glad I emotionally gave up on this team a month ago. Not worth the time. I follow the team, but they are like background noise to me

[cosmo20002]

3 fucking hits. JFC

[cosmo20002]

I'm glad I emotionally gave up on this team a month ago.

Me too. But then they started climbing back to .500 and they sucked me back in.
Made it to .500, now down we go again.

[GloryDayz]

Me too. But then they started climbing back to .500 and they sucked me back in.
Made it to .500, now down we go again.

Have you ever flipped the bail on the reel before you landed the fish - just to fight him a second time? Well, that's the Royals...

[Deberg_1990]

Cant score runs in the K

Maybe if they move in the fences at the K they will walk more?