Road head

[Titty Meat]

Who's getting it? Who's gotten it?

According to google its not safe.

I've never done it. Playing baseball on ps2 while getting it was hard enough.

Discuss.

[booger]

the reason why tilt steering was invented

[God of Thunder]

Got it the truck on the way home from the Royals game tonight......only decent thing to happen this evening.

[Thig Lyfe]

Got a road rimjob once. HOT

[Titty Meat]

Got a road rimjob once. HOT

Bet it tasted like long john silvers bruh

[In58men]

It's too difficult. Always have to pull over.

[Thig Lyfe]

Bet it tasted like long john silvers bruh

I was shittin pure fish grease brawg

[Phobia]

I've never done it.

Dude - like we're supposed to believe that.

[Titty Meat]

Dude - like we're supposed to believe that.

U have a goatee for a reason

[booger]

gochiefs said it makes his neck hurt

[Phobia]

U have a goatee for a reason

My wife likes it. What other reason would there be?

[TLO]

Road house

[L.A. Chieffan]

? Never had road head? Wtf!?

[DaneMcCloud]

I've had road head and road handjobs but the most dangerous sex I've had is while driving from Lawrence to OP while having intercourse.

It was crazy and awesome but I haven't done it since and never will again because it was foolish and near deadly.

True story.

[CrazyPhuD]

The best road head happens on gravel roads.

[BryanBusby]

I've had road head and road handjobs but the most dangerous sex I've had is while driving from Lawrence to OP while having intercourse.

It was crazy and awesome but I haven't done it since and never will again because it was foolish and near deadly.

True story.

were you fucking a midget or something

[CrazyPhuD]

were you fucking a midget or something

Why are you assuming Dane was the one doing the fucking?:harumph: You know what assuming does to people????:shake:

[BryanBusby]

Why are you assuming Dane was the one doing the fucking?:harumph: You know what assuming does to people????:shake:

Shit, okay.

"Hey Dane, was a midget fucking you or something?"

[Dunerdr]

I did a few times the most recently i borrowed my moms cts pulled. over on a country road. Added her on fb then checked in at pound town, next thing i know officer dangles is knockin on my window thinkin i was a distressed old lady with a broke down caddy. Akward.

[rockymtnchief]

Gotten it many times. Montana backroads are usually thin on traffic and towns. What else ya supposed to do? Talk? ROFL

Got one from the GF Sunday after a rodeo. Haven't seen her since. I have no idea what she's pouting about. It might be time to find a less tempermental woman. :hmmm:

[LoneWolf]

Gotten it many times. Montana backroads are usually thin on traffic and towns. What else ya supposed to do? Talk? ROFL

Got one from the GF Sunday after a rodeo. Haven't seen her since. I have no idea what she's pouting about. It might be time to find a less tempermental woman. :hmmm:

Did you forget your shirt before the rodeo and have to go out and buy a new one? That seems to really piss women off.

[ChiTown]

I had a girlfriend that LOVED to give head. She was an "anytime, anyplace, anywhere" girl. Amazing stuff. The car was her specialty. I would be driving to Aggieville with 2-3 other guys in the car, and down she would go. This happened everywhere we went. I made the mistake of dumping her because she wouldn't **** me. She was 18 and I was 21. She wanted to remain a virgin until she got married, but sucking me dry was okay. Go figure. Worst mistake I ever made. I have NEVER found another woman who could suck, and do it with as much pleasure and enthusiam as she did. :deevee:

[Molitoth]

Had it once, too distracting.

[stevieray]

"Ya, honey, Tell him what happened...."


/Steve Martin in Parenthood

[Braincase]

Loved it. Miss it. Hope someday they come up with a cure for post-marital-vow gag reflex disorder.

[FlaChief58]

Me every time it's happened

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[Titty Meat]

I had a girlfriend that LOVED to give head. She was an "anytime, anyplace, anywhere" girl. Amazing stuff. The car was her specialty. I would be driving to Aggieville with 2-3 other guys in the car, and down she would go. This happened everywhere we went. I made the mistake of dumping her because she wouldn't **** me. She was 18 and I was 21. She wanted to remain a virgin until she got married, but sucking me dry was okay. Go figure. Worst mistake I ever made. I have NEVER found another woman who could suck, and do it with as much pleasure and enthusiam as she did. :deevee:

Call her up

[KCUnited]

Probably my least favorite way to get head. I'm not going to deny some chick from giving me road head or anything, but I like a super sloppy blowjob with thick strands of gag induced saliva. I usually need to towel off after a blowy and I certainly don't want that shit all over my pants/shorts and interior of my ride.

[Shogun]

Youll know shes ready when you stick your hands down her pants and it feels like feeding a horse

[Pepe Silvia]

Of course, thats like asking me if I breathe air?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I did a few times the most recently i borrowed my moms cts pulled. over on a country road. Added her on fb then checked in at pound town, next thing i know officer dangles is knockin on my window thinkin i was a distressed old lady with a broke down caddy. Akward.

:spock:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Never

[listopencil]

I've had road head and road handjobs but the most dangerous sex I've had is while driving from Lawrence to OP while having intercourse.

It was crazy and awesome but I haven't done it since and never will again because it was foolish and near deadly.

True story.

Yeah. Same here. Scary as fuck. Just pull over somewhere.

[DaneMcCloud]

were you fucking a midget or something

She was 5'3 with 36D's. The front seat was a "bench" style seat. She and I were both playing with her lady parts and I said "Come over here and hop on".

I had to constantly shift my head from her right shoulder to her left - back and forth and back and forth, just to see the road. She was working it and it was a major adrenaline rush. K-10 was empty because it was at like 2am but regardless, it was scary. Really scary.

I told a girlfriend about a year later about that experience and she got really depressed because I said I would never do it again and wouldn't do it with her.

Women. LMAO

[Dayze]

I don't even get bed head.

[Bwana]

I've had road head and road handjobs but the most dangerous sex I've had is while driving from Lawrence to OP while having intercourse.

It was crazy and awesome but I haven't done it since and never will again because it was foolish and near deadly.

True story.

Heh, been there a few times. It worked well and a Cadillac, it was fantastic in a BMW with a sun roof, but I damn near killed us trying it in a corvette. :hmmm:

[Dayze]

Youll know shes ready when you stick your hands down her pants and it feels like feeding a horse

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[DaneMcCloud]

Heh, been there a few times. It worked well and a Cadillac, it was fantastic in a BMW with a sun roof, but I damn near killed us trying it in a corvette. :hmmm:

Awesome!

I had a '79 Buick Regal sport with velour interior.

I could have opened a car interior cleaning shop for as many times as I had to clean those seats.

:D

[Captain Obvious]

Pro tip: She should not be the one driving.

[Lzen]

Youll know shes ready when you stick your hands down her pants and it feels like feeding a horse
Wtf?

ROFL