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loochy
06-24-2013, 12:35 PM
http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-twinkies-hostess-20130624,0,840604.story

Twinkies, Ho Hos, other Hostess brands return July 15

By Tiffany Hsu

8:37 AM PDT, June 24, 2013

Time to welcome back the Twinkie: Hostess is bringing back its popular snack cakes on July 15 after going bankrupt last year and selling its brands to various bidders.

Popular products such as Ho Hos, Ding Dongs and Cupcakes will return to shelves next month under the new ownership of private equity firms Apollo Global Management and C. Dean Metropoulous & Co., which picked up several Hostess names this spring for $410 million.

A clock posted on the Hostess website is counting down the seconds until what the company calls “the greatest treats the world has ever known will triumphantly return.”

Some 427,000 people have thumbs-upped the site on Facebook, among them many of the consumers who swarmed into stores to stock up on the treats when a Twinkie extinction was feared.

In November, Hostess won court approval to start shutting its doors and laying off its 18,500 employee after butting heads with striking union workers.

The Irving, Texas, company filed for bankruptcy in January 2012 — its second such filing in a decade.

Hostess’ brands were scattered to different owners.

Entenmann’s and Sara Lee owner Grupo Bimbo paid $31.9 million for the Beefsteak bread business. Flowers Foods Inc. got the rest of the bread operation, such as the Wonder brand, along with several bakeries and depots. McKee Foods, maker of Little Debbie snack cakes, took over the Drake’s line of goods.

The new Twinkies owners aren’t new to the grocery goods game. Apollo also owns Carl’s Jr. parent CKE Restaurants Inc. Metropoulos controls beer favorite Pabst Brewing Co.

[Updated, Jun 24, 11:15 a.m.: Hannah Arnold, a spokeswoman with Hostess, said major retailers nationwide will carry the snack cakes, as will convenience stores and dollar stores.

"America wanted Hostess back - they wanted the original,” said Daren Metropoulos, principal of Metropoulos & Co. in a statement. “A comeback by any other name could never be as sweet."]

Predarat
06-24-2013, 12:36 PM
My failed weight loss attempts are going to be failing even worse now.

BlackHelicopters
06-24-2013, 12:39 PM
There is some good in the world after all.

TLO
06-24-2013, 12:40 PM
Q

loochy
06-24-2013, 12:40 PM
I didn't care about Twinkies, but the loss of Ho Hos and Ding Dongs bothered me.

loochy
06-24-2013, 12:41 PM
Q

Link it. I didn't see it.

ptlyon
06-24-2013, 12:41 PM
Of course they are, state fairs are just about to get started

mr. tegu
06-24-2013, 12:45 PM
That is great that Poop Twinkies are coming back but what about the regular Twinkies? You know, the food and beverage ones?

DanBecky
06-24-2013, 12:46 PM
My waist line is furious

In58men
06-24-2013, 12:47 PM
My waist line is furious

Q

CrazyPhuD
06-24-2013, 12:48 PM
Mmmmm...time for some casual snacks.

In58men
06-24-2013, 12:51 PM
Mmmmm...time for some casual snacks.

What's a casual snack?

cosmo20002
06-24-2013, 12:53 PM
Ya-Hoo!!!

\Twinkie the Kid


I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

CrazyPhuD
06-24-2013, 12:55 PM
What's a casual snack?

Less formal than a causal snack.

BlackHelicopters
06-24-2013, 12:55 PM
Ya-Hoo!!!

\Twinkie the Kid


I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

Two women at once?

loochy
06-24-2013, 12:58 PM
What's a casual snack?

an empty experience

as you get older you won't be as interested in casual snacks

sometimes you just want something more in your snack

BigMeatballDave
06-24-2013, 12:58 PM
King Dons or Ding Dongs?

cosmo20002
06-24-2013, 01:01 PM
Two women at once?

Apparently, there was character at one time called "Happy Ho Ho." I couldn't find a catch phrase.

loochy
06-24-2013, 01:01 PM
I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

ho ho ho?

Frosty
06-24-2013, 01:02 PM
Ya-Hoo!!!

\Twinkie the Kid


I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

Looks like he said "ho ho ha ha ho ho" :rolleyes:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ZxsSguLNh-g/UK07ovvM9WI/AAAAAAAAALM/gu2bu4J8_2s/s461/Photo%252520Nov%25252021%25252C%2525202012%25252C%2525202%25253A40%252520AM.jpg

Twinkie the Kid sounds like someone who was beat up a lot in the Old West.

In58men
06-24-2013, 01:03 PM
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

BlackHelicopters
06-24-2013, 01:05 PM
Besides shape, what is the difference between a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong?

ptlyon
06-24-2013, 01:07 PM
Besides shape, what is the difference between a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong?

This is for snacking, this is for fun

ct
06-24-2013, 01:09 PM
an empty experience

as you get older you won't be as interested in casual snacks

sometimes you just want something more in your snack

ROFL

Frazod
06-24-2013, 01:12 PM
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

Fuck yeah. Zingers are infinitely better than Twinkies.

Also, I wonder how the people who paid $100+ for a box of fucking Twinkies on eBay are taking this news? Wish I'd gotten in on some of that P.T. Barnham action.

Bugeater
06-24-2013, 01:16 PM
Reposts are back too!

Predarat
06-24-2013, 01:19 PM
These damn things are good

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Hostess-Cupcake-Whole.jpg

cosmo20002
06-24-2013, 01:20 PM
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

I wouldn't go that far, but those raspberry / coconut Zingers are very nice.

In58men
06-24-2013, 01:20 PM
I only cop a box of twinkles when I'm wanting strawberry shortcake.


Put two on a play and cover with strawberries. Sex in your mouth

cosmo20002
06-24-2013, 01:22 PM
Besides shape, what is the difference between a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong?

Ho Hos have that swirl action going on. Totally different taste sensation.

cosmo20002
06-24-2013, 01:23 PM
ho ho ho?

That's the Green Giant. Or Santa.

loochy
06-24-2013, 01:24 PM
That's the Green Giant. Or Santa.

So a Giant Green Santa bring a bag full of Ho Hos for Christmas?

I'm confused.

ptlyon
06-24-2013, 01:27 PM
So a Giant Green Santa bring a bag full of Ho Hos for Christmas?

I'm confused.

No, he brings strawberries & twinkies over and has sex in inmem58's mouth

WhawhaWhat
06-24-2013, 01:37 PM
Just want to say thanks to all the people that were buying boxes of twinkies from me for $30 a box back in December because the goofs in the media said they were going to be gone forever.

Chiefs Pantalones
06-24-2013, 01:39 PM
No, he brings strawberries & twinkies over and has sex in inmem58's mouth

Who doesn't have sex in Inmem's mouth? ;)

tooge
06-24-2013, 02:16 PM
kick ass. I last had any one of those when I was about 10yo

DeezNutz
06-24-2013, 03:36 PM
What's a casual snack?

Snacks that are unsatisfying, leaving you feeling quality.

Dayze
06-24-2013, 03:46 PM
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

shit yeah. especially the red ones with coconut.
mmmmm

Pepe Silvia
06-24-2013, 03:50 PM
Thank God. I didn't think I could possibly go on without taking a trip to calorie city.

Bwana
06-24-2013, 04:36 PM
How nice!

http://www.whatisaheartattack.net/wp-content/uploads/heart-attacks_0.jpg

BryanBusby
06-24-2013, 04:39 PM
Twinkies are fucking gross, so I would of been cool if they stayed dead.

Bump
06-24-2013, 04:42 PM
haven't had a twinkie since I was about 5

CrazyPhuD
06-24-2013, 04:46 PM
because this belongs here too!
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KChiefer
06-24-2013, 05:10 PM
cardiac cakes for everyone!!!

RedandGold
06-24-2013, 05:11 PM
Surprised that Grupo Bimbo didn't go after the Ho Ho's. Seems like a perfect match.

InChiefsHeaven
06-24-2013, 07:59 PM
Wonderbread dammit!!

Setsuna
06-24-2013, 08:04 PM
I only cop a box of twinkles when I'm wanting strawberry shortcake.


Put two on a play and cover with strawberries. Sex in your mouth

What's a play?