Need the CP braintrust to name a drink.

[AustinChief]

ok, it's a dive bar drink... basically just a vodka(sometimes flavored vodka) soda but with a twist...

It has a flavorice freezer bar in it...

For the life of me I can't think of a decent name. And yes it is a "girly" drink... but this bar needs anything that might increase the girl traffic.

Picture to illustrate...

[Ceej]

Reminds me of a bomb pop.

Maybe something with "bomb" in it.

Bombdotcom.

[AustinChief]

Reminds me of a bomb pop.

Maybe something with "bomb" in it.

Bombdotcom.

That configuration is bombpopesque but it comes in all different flavors and colors. (colours if you are Donger) So it could have a slightly tinted drink with a green or purple bar in it... get the drift?

[ModSocks]

Mr. Freeze's Big Stick

[AustinChief]

Mr. Freeze's Big Stick

ok NOW WE'RE TALKING!

[TribalElder]

The antifreeze

[KCUnited]

Tingle
Man With A Job
Room Service In Sweatpants
Turned Out Negative

[Ceej]

That configuration is bombpopesque but it comes in all different flavors and colors. (colours if you are Donger) So it could have a slightly tinted drink with a green or purple bar in it... get the drift?

Makes sense.

Still like my suggestion though.

Need a feminine name thought for the drink.

[Ceej]

Knocked Up.

[Bugeater]

Girly drink you say? The Matt Cassel.

[KCUnited]

The Lance Armstrong

[ModSocks]

Ball Sweat

[KCUnited]

Wet Bomb

[Ceej]

PIIMB?

[Dante84]

ok, it's a dive bar drink... basically just a vodka(sometimes flavored vodka) soda but with a twist...

It has a flavorice freezer bar in it...

For the life of me I can't think of a decent name. And yes it is a "girly" drink... but this bar needs anything that might increase the girl traffic.

Picture to illustrate...

What bar? I'm here in Austin. Just curious.

[Dante84]

Oh, and "Deepthroat"

[Fish]

____ Sipsicle. (fill in blank with flavor or color)

[ModSocks]

____ Sipsicle. (fill in blank with flavor or color)

Thats too damn hard to say. Imagine trying to say that when you're drunk? Fuck that.

How about a Blue Dildo? Change the flavor to make it a Purple Dildo. Or a Green Dildo.

[Fish]

Vodka Wand.

[Fish]

Longice.

[ModSocks]

Thats too damn hard to say. Imagine trying to say that when you're drunk? **** that.

How about a Blue Dildo? Change the flavor to make it a Purple Dildo. Or a Green Dildo.

This is brilliant actually. Drunk people like drinks that have sexual innuendos in their name, and drunk chicks usually like playing with Dildos. It's a win/win.

[Dante84]

NXNW

[Garcia Bronco]

The _____flover you want___Vodsicle ..or some combination therein

[Garcia Bronco]

____ Sipsicle. (fill in blank with flavor or color)

Yeah....what Fish said.

great minds think a like

[fan4ever]

Frigid Wench

Fridgid Cherry

[Bwana]

The panty twister

[Nickel D]

Feminine name that the women won't forget: The Long Hard Wet One

[AustinChief]

What bar? I'm here in Austin. Just curious.

This bar is in DFW but there is a bar with it in Austin. It's owned by an ex of mine and her husband. It was on Bar Rescue about 6 months ago! The Brixton. If you watch that episode of Bar Rescue.. about 90% of it is complete make believe. They make her husband out to be a complete dick but it was all for the show.

[AustinChief]

Thats too damn hard to say. Imagine trying to say that when you're drunk? Fuck that.

How about a Blue Dildo? Change the flavor to make it a Purple Dildo. Or a Green Dildo.

ok this is really good. Not sure if the owner will go for it... but I'm picking up what you're putting down man.

[AustinChief]

Lots of good ones here.. keep them coming and I'll make a poll and send him the top 3.

[KCUnited]

This bar is in DFW but there is a bar with it in Austin. It's owned by an ex of mine and her husband. It was on Bar Rescue about 6 months ago! The Brixton. If you watch that episode of Bar Rescue.. about 90% of it is complete make believe. They make her husband out to be a complete dick but it was all for the show.

Lol, I caught that last weekend and thought there was no way that was real. That guy picks out the dumbest names too, Rocket 6 or some shit like that. I did like how he did the food truck outside tied into the bars computer system for ordering. That was pretty cool and I hadn't seen that before.

[fan4ever]

Titanic?

Iceberg?

Niceberg?

[BlackHelicopters]

Feminine itch.

[KCUnited]

Regular John

[fan4ever]

Measuring Stick

[TribalElder]

What the hell is that

Vodcicle

[listopencil]

Wet Stick

[BlackHelicopters]

Balls deep

[TambaBerry]

Call it Popstar easy to say, and whatever color they want just add it to the front,
green popstar
blue popstar
etc

[Ceej]

IBTC -- Itty Bity Titty Committee.

[AustinChief]

Lol, I caught that last weekend and thought there was no way that was real. That guy picks out the dumbest names too, Rocket 6 or some shit like that. I did like how he did the food truck outside tied into the bars computer system for ordering. That was pretty cool and I hadn't seen that before.

Yep they did it for the free bar renovation. Oh and Sara is NOT pregnant like they stated at the end of the show.

[J Diddy]

The exwife. It's an ice cold bitch who's sure to get somebody laid.

[fan4ever]

Junk Dunk

[BlackHelicopters]

Clam Jam

[J Diddy]

I'm going with a frigid fuck.

It's a big ol ice schlong and a cherry.

I stand by it, 23 percent.

[Dante84]

This bar is in DFW but there is a bar with it in Austin. It's owned by an ex of mine and her husband. It was on Bar Rescue about 6 months ago! The Brixton. If you watch that episode of Bar Rescue.. about 90% of it is complete make believe. They make her husband out to be a complete dick but it was all for the show.

Ha! I watched that when it aired!

I figured a lot of it was bullshit. And yeah, her husband looked like a royal asshole. Has business picked up?

[Chief_For_Life58]

Austin icer

[Ceej]

Coitus clap.

[AustinChief]

Ha! I watched that when it aired!

I figured a lot of it was bullshit. And yeah, her husband looked like a royal asshole. Has business picked up?

Business was always fine; they just needed a bunch of structural repairs and this was a way to have them paid for. Tim(the husband) can be a dick but he is usually just messing with people.. nothing mean spirited.

[BlackHelicopters]

The Fap

[Dante84]

Lol, I caught that last weekend and thought there was no way that was real. That guy picks out the dumbest names too, Rocket 6 or some shit like that. I did like how he did the food truck outside tied into the bars computer system for ordering. That was pretty cool and I hadn't seen that before.

Yeah, they made the food truck seem like it was this old fuck's brilliant idea... The only thing is that any decent bar down here, especially on East 6th, does that already.

Maybe not with the ordering inside, but some have phone apps where you can order, and most have the truck inside the bar's outdoor area so you don't even have to leave or set your drink down.

Pretty par for the course in this town.

[LoneWolf]

Horny Eskimo

Nicicle

Whiskey Dick

Flavor Saver

[AustinChief]

Horny Eskimo

Nicicle

Whiskey Dick

Flavor Saver

I like the horny eskimo (he said with no shame)

[NewChief]

This bar is in DFW but there is a bar with it in Austin. It's owned by an ex of mine and her husband. It was on Bar Rescue about 6 months ago! The Brixton. If you watch that episode of Bar Rescue.. about 90% of it is complete make believe. They make her husband out to be a complete dick but it was all for the show.

Do you know Miletus from Austin Facial Hair Club by chance? He DJs at the Brixton and some other similar dives on occasion. Old friend of mine.

And that bar rescue was a horrible one. So bad that I ended up googling it and seeing Tim talk about how it was all bullshit and they did it for publicity and the free makeover basically.

[In58men]

The Cassel


"Just one of these and you won't be able to put your hat on right"

[CrazyPhuD]

Is it strong?

50 shades of blackout.

[CrazyPhuD]

Heh or simple

The Ice Tease

[AustinChief]

Do you know Miletus from Austin Facial Hair Club by chance? He DJs at the Brixton and some other similar dives on occasion. Old friend of mine.

And that bar rescue was a horrible one. So bad that I ended up googling it and seeing Tim talk about how it was all bullshit and they did it for publicity and the free makeover basically.

Can't say that I know him. Likely I've seen him around though.

[NewChief]

Can't say that I know him. Likely I've seen him around though.

He's a character.

https://twitter.com/TheRealMiletus

[LoneWolf]

Santa's Helper

The North Pole

Arctic Wood

Alaskan Pipeline

Siberian Schlong

[Frazod]

Cocksickle.

[big nasty kcnut]

The Austin Chiller.

[Bump]

I would use taller glassware. That looks like a cumbersome thing to drink.

but anyways.

Spiked Popsicle

[crazycoffey]

frozen dildo

[lewdog]

Red Rocket. Or whatever color it happens to be.

[J Diddy]

Red balled frozen dick with a frost glaze.

[TribalElder]

I'd call it

"Don't put that fucking thing in my drink"

lol

[J Diddy]

Frozen rufie,

[Ace Gunner]

texas tingler

[J Diddy]

cherry flavored cocksickle

[Ace Gunner]

frozen cum shot

[Bowser]

Panty Dropper

[Bowser]

The Ice Breaker

[Bowser]

Ivan's Flavored Stick

[TimeForWasp]

Shrivel stick

[Ace Gunner]

frozen cocksickle

[Ace Gunner]

blue cum

[Saul Good]

Thats too damn hard to say. Imagine trying to say that when you're drunk? Fuck that.

How about a Blue Dildo? Change the flavor to make it a Purple Dildo. Or a Green Dildo.

This bar is in DFW but there is a bar with it in Austin. It's owned by an ex of mine and her husband. It was on Bar Rescue about 6 months ago! The Brixton. If you watch that episode of Bar Rescue.. about 90% of it is complete make believe. They make her husband out to be a complete dick but it was all for the show.

Brixton, you say?

How about "BiggeststixinBrix"? Just to hear a chick say, "I had three of the BiggeststixinBrix" would be reason enough.

[Saul Good]

You can make stickers that say "I chugged the BiggestixinBrix".

[AustinChief]

You can make stickers that say "I chugged the BiggestixinBrix".

They already have a name for theirs this is for a bar in DFW.. Arlington TX to be exact. Near Rangers and Cowboys stadiums.

This bar's name is Sunshine Club... and NO it isn't a gay bar. Just a really old dive bar with super cheap drinks.

[TimeForWasp]

Romo suckstick

[AustinChief]

Romo suckstick

OR a Troy Aikman suckstick!

[AustinChief]

ok POLL coming up, gonna send results to buddy in an hour.

[Saul Good]

OR a Troy Aikman suckstick!

Soonersuckstick

[Saul Good]

Soonersuckstick

If this doesn't win, this place can go to hell.

[Saul Good]

Or Oklahomasuckstick.

[AustinChief]

Soonersuckstick

While I like it... they want to actually sell them.

[Stanley Nickels]

Feminine itch.

Feminine itch marketed to the femenine niche? I like it.

[TimeForWasp]

Casual Sex stick

[AustinChief]

POLE is up http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=274101

[Saul Good]

While I like it... they want to actually sell them.

Don't they hate the Sooners? A drink called Oklahoma sucks dick (spelled Oklahomasuckstick) would be huge.

[gblowfish]

Statutory Rape.

[Bwana]

The beaver tickler

[Saul Good]

Rufied

[AustinChief]

Rufied

if more attractive women came to that bar that name might be too close to accurate... it's not in the best part of town... like I said it's by Cowboys Stadium... so at least 53 low class douches are already bringing the area down.

[LoneWolf]

Rufied

Also known as The Hootie.

[Saul Good]

if more attractive women came to that bar that name might be too close to accurate... it's not in the best part of town... like I said it's by Cowboys Stadium... so at least 53 low class douches are already bringing the area down.

Make the drink in different frozen drink flavors(colors) with different freezy pop colors to match your rival. Maroon frozen drink with a lemon pop called Washington Suck Stick for the redskins. Green and white for the Philadelphia Suck Stick...

[Ace Gunner]

pat benatar's chin

[Ace Gunner]

texas blue meanie

[Ace Gunner]

bush family venerial warts

[Ace Gunner]

constipated blue poo on the rocks

[Ace Gunner]

obama's blue strap on shaken lightly

[Toadkiller]

The Tranny

[Rasputin]

For the ladies it's the drink that gets your nipples hard.

The Nippler

[CanadianChief]

Frozen dildo

[CanadianChief]

frozen dildo

Yeah....what he said

[Dave Lane]

It absolutely positively has to be "The Antifreeze"

[teedubya]

I like Vodsicle.

Blue Raspberry Vodsicle
Lime Vodsicle
Cherry Vodsicle

It's genius.

[crazycoffey]

They already have a name for theirs this is for a bar in DFW.. Arlington TX to be exact. Near Rangers and Cowboys stadiums.

This bar's name is Sunshine Club... and NO it isn't a gay bar. Just a really old dive bar with super cheap drinks.

I think I've been there.

[mdchiefsfan]

When I was a kid I called those Chilly Willies so how about a Wet Willy?

[mdchiefsfan]

Fla.Vor.Iced

[mdchiefsfan]

Vod.Ka.Ice

[mdchiefsfan]

"Cut the sides of your mouth and hurt like a mother****er when you eat them wrong" drink?

[mdchiefsfan]

The antifreeze

It absolutely positively has to be "The Antifreeze"

:clap::thumb:

[LiL stumppy]

Reminds me of a bomb pop.

Maybe something with "bomb" in it.

Bombdotcom.

Already a shot/martini thats called a bomp pot... If they are trying to increase women they should make some flavored martinis and frozen drinks..

[ChiefGator]

This just totally popped in my head, I'm not sure why. But, how about... "CP Braintrust"

[Dayze]

The Bob Dole

or The Donger. The beuty with this one is you can adjust the price of the drink up and down depending on 'demand'.

[tooge]

frozen butt plug

[DMAC]

Slidepole