How Would You Disappear?

[Dayze]

This doesn't have anything to do with me, but my brother and I were talking about it last night for the hell of it.

Say you're in a tight spot. For whatever reason you either 'need' to leave or 'want to leave. Disappear. Where no one can trace you or find you . How would you work all the logistics in preparation for your disappearance (money, transportation, etc)?

How would you do it?

[DMAC]

I'd shave.

Done.

[Bump]

asking questions like this will certainly put you on "the list"

[Donger]

This doesn't have anything to do with me, but my brother and I were talking about it last night for the hell of it.

Say you're in a tight spot. For whatever reason you either 'need' to leave or 'want to leave. Disappear. Where no one can trace you or find you . How would you work all the logistics in preparation for your disappearance (money, transportation, etc)?

How would you do it?

By not answering these questions.

[Garcia Bronco]

Vanishing Cream, duh.

[Donger]

asking questions like this will certainly put you on "the list"

What list?

[BigMeatballDave]

The NSA is monitoring your internet activity...

[Dayze]

asking questions like this will certainly put you on "the list"

LMAO

Reported.

[Dayze]

What list?

THE list.
you don't know about the List?

man, you're in so much deep shit you don't even realize it.

[BoneKrusher]

Buy an Invisible suit.

[Dayze]

I think it would be very difficult. I suppose the first and foremost is to get a different Social Security card / other ID etc.

Would have to get a different car;
would have to store the car until you're ready to bail. Keep it hidden from everyone
would have to pay cash for the car.
Stashing cash back. Would be hard for me, or other married couples?

seems like there are a ton of details the more and more I think about it. not that I 'am' NSA.

[J Diddy]

What list?

The "I'm so fucking stoned and paranoid right now that they're watching my every move list"

[Dayze]

The "I'm so ****ing stoned and paranoid right now that they're watching my every move list"

no. you're thinking of the other one.

[Donger]

SEMTEX

There. NOW you are on "the list."

[Dayze]

I believe a duplicate ID/SSC card etc is critical.
easy to say, but probalby hard to do. Unless you're shady and live in the same neighborhood as Joey.

[TambaBerry]

watch Jack Reacher he gets it done

[cosmo20002]

What list?

NSA keeps a list
NSA blackmails you to change your vote on Obamacare
NSA profits

[Dunerdr]

I would say youd have to have those obvious preperations then be willing to completely dissapear for me it would be into the woods rough it for months After a famed death. Probably use the ransacked home blood everywhere set up a fake secret life that got u killed. Then dissapear to a remote cabin live off the land( i dont mean land line there would be no cp not even on dial up). Then move to a new city under the new identity.

[cosmo20002]

I believe a duplicate ID/SSC card etc is critical.
easy to say, but probalby hard to do. Unless you're shady and live in the same neighborhood as Joey.

I know a guy

[Radar Chief]

With one of those smoke bombs like a ninja.

[Dayze]

I know a guy

http://i.imgur.com/gKXrENC.gif

[CrazyPhuD]

I'd put on a WR uniform for whatever team Cassel is QB for.

[Bump]

The "I'm so ****ing stoned and paranoid right now that they're watching my every move list"

ya you are right. I've killed all my brain cells smoking weed. I'm so paranoid. I am sure to die any moment now from a weed overdose. It's ruined my life!

I guess that I should just drink alcohol like all of the smart people out there.

haven't smoked weed in a month btw. I've decided I'm not going to until I move to a place where I can go into a dispensary and know what I'm buying ahead of time.

[Donger]

I've decided I'm not going to until I move to a place where I can go into a dispensary and know what I'm buying ahead of time.

Wait, you are now paranoid about pot, too?

[Dayze]

wait....did you guys hear something?

[J Diddy]

ya you are right. I've killed all my brain cells smoking weed. I'm so paranoid. I am sure to die any moment now from a weed overdose. It's ruined my life!

I guess that I should just drink alcohol like all of the smart people out there.

haven't smoked weed in a month btw. I've decided I'm not going to until I move to a place where I can go into a dispensary and know what I'm buying ahead of time.

Now, now, now. I said none of that. I just said you were high and paranoid--two things that come with each other.

[Donger]

wait....did you guys hear something?

Two clicks about 4.6 seconds apart on your cell phone. Why do you ask?

[Dayze]

I'd say short of having tons of cash on hand, that if you didn't have an ID change, you're hosed.

[Dayze]

Two clicks about 4.6 seconds apart on your cell phone. Why do you ask?

me too. Probably nothing.

[J Diddy]

Good news is that I've already disappeared. I am now in Nigeria doing financial accounting for very wealthy men. Unfortunately one has recently died, but it turns out he's definitely related to you. HE HAS MILLIONS!!! Please PM me your bank account number so I can arrange for the transfer, of course the fees must be deducted first and these total $2000. I can either withdraw or you can send me a check in Kansas, whatever you prefer.

[cosmo20002]

haven't smoked weed in a month btw. I've decided I'm not going to until I move to a place where I can go into a dispensary and know what I'm buying ahead of time.

I'm very suspicious about this claim.

[CrazyPhuD]

THE list.
you don't know about the List?

man, you're in so much deep shit you don't even realize it.

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[Fat Elvis]

Ahlove peanut butter sammiches.

*poof*

[Dayze]

though, disappearing would require me to cut the conncetion to the internet. Which is where nudevista.com resides. so, it would be a tough call

[Bump]

Now, now, now. I said none of that. I just said you were high and paranoid--two things that come with each other.

"the list" comment was a joke btw

[Mr. Laz]

asking questions like this will certainly put you on "the list"

Everyone around here is already on 'the list' from the massive amounts of pr0n if nothing else.

[Dayze]

i see these mystery type shows on Discovery late at night, and they'll have one every now and again about someone who just up and disappeared. They actually found one dude about 25 years later via some bizarre ass circumstance.

[Dayze]

Everyone around here is already on 'the list' from the massive amounts of pr0n if nothing else.

"Mr. President. Take a look at this."

"what's this"

"This, Sir, is our latest report on our information gathering. As you'll see *looks through the list and points* here, a gentlemen who goes by a handle of 'GoChiefs' on a website dedicated to an NFL football team. We've cross referenced some data, and have discovered activity from his IP for several hours each and every night; logging on to *scrolls through list with his finger*.....ah, here it is. "Dangle Tangle.com". A web site specializing in--"

"*raises hand. Stop. I've heard enough"

[MIAdragon]

I'd say short of having tons of cash on hand, that if you didn't have an ID change, you're hosed.

Even then, you of all people should know, if "they" really want to find you they will.

[Bwana]

By not answering these questions.

No doubt.

[Mr. Laz]

pay Bwana to hide me up in a mountain range somewhere


:shrug:

[stonedstooge]

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[RunKC]

Have you ever seen The Shawshank Redemption? There ya go.

[Bump]

Have you ever seen The Shawshank Redemption? There ya go.

I often find myself looking for rocks that have no earthly business being there.

[Dayze]

pay Bwana to hide me up in a mountain range somewhere


:shrug:

:hmmm:

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If you've got 5 years. Get drafted by the CHiefs in the second round or for the D-line.

[Mosbonian]

I have relatives in the hils of North Carolina....I could disappear there for years and no one would find me.

[Pepe Silvia]

I would call Aaron Hernandez.

[Easy 6]

".....ah, here it is. "Dangle Tangle.com".

ROFL

[JimNasium]

PM Mr. Blonde. He has experience.

[gblowfish]

I'm already gone and you don't even know it.