Royals vs Braves June 26

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Have we figured out why there are 30,000 Braves fans here yet?

[stonedstooge]

Saw a Braves fan in a convienence store about 70 miles north of KC yesterday. I should have kicked his ass just because

[Ceej]

Saw a Braves fan in a convienence store about 70 miles north of KC yesterday. I should have kicked his ass just because

Typical Tiger fan behavior. :)

[stonedstooge]

Typical Tiger fan behavior. :)

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

In for more disappointment

[siberian khatru]

In for more disappointment

You sound like my wife.

[BlackHelicopters]

You sound like my wife.

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

You sound like my wife.

28 years

[lewdog]

In for betting on the Braves again.

[Toadkiller]

Gordo!

[lewdog]

Ok...nice....nice

[SPchief]

What's this home run bullshit?

[Shogun]

Nice Gordo, he needed that

[petegz28]

BOOM!

[Dartgod]

What's this home run bullshit?

Rally killer.

[cabletech94]

back on the wagon!!!!

[KCUnited]

Lol. Billy only getting 1 pitch per AB to hit. /Hud

[Dartgod]

See? If Alex had just doubled instead of being selfish with the homer, Billay could have drove in a run there.

[lewdog]

Just stupid that ESKY is hitting 2nd. Just a waste.

[SPchief]

Billay needs some oxygen

[lewdog]

Lol at sending him there. Didn't see that coming!

[Dartgod]

Billay was dead meat if the catcher holds on to the ball.


And geez, Rex, there are two outs you moron. Billay doesn't have to wait to see if the ball is caught. ROFL

[Ceej]

Short lived lead.

[lewdog]

Short lived lead.

Fuck off hater!

[Dartgod]

Nicely done Dozer.

[tk13]

Braves pull a Royals there. Mendoza gets out of a bases loaded jam.

[tk13]

We need to petition the league for hockey-style line changes in the OF... so Francoeur can be subbed in every time there's a runner on third. That's literally his only value to the team at this point.

[Walrus]

We need to petition the league for hockey-style line changes in the OF... so Francoeur can be subbed in every time there's a runner on third. That's literally his only value to the team at this point.

How about they just DFA his ass?

[Walrus]

When was the last time Moose hit a HR?

EDIT: May 10th.

[tk13]

How about they just DFA his ass?

Crazy talk. Seriously though his arm probably saved a run there.

[SPchief]

Dozer

[Ceej]

**** off hater!

:(

[Ceej]

LUMBER LIQUIDATORS BITCHES!!!!

[TambaBerry]

Terrible base running terrible wow

[Walrus]

...Fuck

[SPchief]

Jesus Escobar

[SPchief]

Billay brings in Alex

[tk13]

Butler gets it done.

[Ceej]

RUN FATTIES RUN!!

[cosmo20002]

3 runs already. That's usually where we max out.

[SPchief]

Salvy just misses a HR

[KCUnited]

Billy's running well tonight. /Hud

[Ceej]

Let's go Zo.

[SPchief]

Brett needs to teach these guys to pull the trigger on those breaking balls.








What a catch

[cosmo20002]

crap

[Ceej]

Damn. That was nice.

[Deberg_1990]

Hell of a catch

[Dartgod]

Frenchy. 2 at bats, 2 pitches, 2 outs. :shake:

[Ceej]

Frenchy. 2 at bats, 2 pitches, 2 outs. :shake:

I thought that ball he just hit went a lot further than it did.

Boy, was I wrong.

[Walrus]

Frenchy. 2 at bats, 2 pitches, 2 outs. :shake:

He kind of sucks.

[kc rush]

Frenchy. 2 at bats, 2 pitches, 2 outs. :shake:

I blame the stadium

[GloryDayz]

C'mon guys, don't let up, and BURY my former favorite team!

[WhawhaWhat]

That was a laser beam throw from Laird.

[lewdog]

Why 30 years old for the Alumni camp thing?

[kc rush]

Nice throw

[Demonpenz]

bad for the ozone...yeah we would freeze bugs with it lmao

[GloryDayz]

OK, that WAS a laser from from Moose!

[lewdog]

Fuck it...move Alex to third base.

[TambaBerry]

wtf was that billy why are you not swinging at pitches????

[Ceej]

Zo is really good at dropping his back shoulder.

[petegz28]

Ok, Ned...this is not the time to be leaving Mendoza in much longer

[lewdog]

Ok, Ned...this is not the time to be leaving Mendoza in much longer

HOCH Time motherfucker!!

[petegz28]

Pull him, Ned...now

[Ceej]

HOCH Time mother****er!!

HELLS YEAH!!

[petegz28]

JFC, Yost is going to leave him in

[SPchief]

DP to end the inning here

[SPchief]

Close

[lewdog]

JFC, Yost is going to leave him in

Stick it, Pete! Dozer the shizzzzznit.

[SPchief]

Nice outing Dozer.


COME ON CHEN

[Ceej]

Solid outing for Dozer.

[lewdog]

Are we fucking serious with Chen in this situation!? He should be reserved for blowout loses only!

[petegz28]

Stick it, Pete! Dozer the shizzzzznit.

Dude, he pitched a hell of a game. But he has a strong tendency to fall apart fast

[petegz28]

Are we ****ing serious with Chen in this situation!? He should be reserved for blowout loses only!

Yost wants his old team to have a chance.....

[tk13]

Yost wants his old team to have a chance.....

Yeah I'm sure that's it. Great analysis.

[petegz28]

Yost's keen Pen management continues to amaze.......:facepalm:

[Ceej]

That was quick, lol.

[lewdog]

I really don't get Chen coming in there. Makes no sense.

[Mr. Laz]

come on, Chen

[petegz28]

Yeah I'm sure that's it. Great analysis.

sarcasm a new thing to you or something?

[Ceej]

68 mph?

Chen needs to quit throwing so hard.

[GloryDayz]

Fuck!

[petegz28]

from 0-2 to a walk....fuck!

[Mr. Laz]

68 mph?

Chen needs to quit throwing so hard.
Getz is jealous of Chen's powa

[Ceej]

Good job, DOMINATECHEN.

[Sure-Oz]

Chens just teasing him with a strikeout so he walked him.

Rex acts like Chen is some dominating lefty

[lewdog]

Should have been Hoch as the first call.

[petegz28]

Now you go to Hoch? Yost has to go

[GloryDayz]

Fag-ass!

[SPchief]

It's time. It's HOCHAVER TIME!

[Mr. Laz]

Hoch coming in with the bases juiced


lord help us

[lewdog]

Hoch coming in with the bases juiced


lord help us

He's been good this year.

[Ceej]

He's been good this year.

Proverbial jinx.

[Ceej]

He's been good this year.

.

[stonedstooge]

He's been good this year.

damn it lewdog

[TambaBerry]

jesus christ this team can find new ways to lose.

[petegz28]

tie game! Yost and his brilliant management of pitchers pays off once again

[Sure-Oz]

What a waste for Mendoza

[SPchief]

Luke Hochaver!

[lewdog]

Well fuck me. I might as well just leave.

[ChiTown]

And the bullpen shits itself. Awesome!

[Ceej]

Well **** me. I might as well just leave.

And never come back!

[GloryDayz]

One has to wonder when out starting pitchers just go off on the rest of the team.... Wow, just wow...

[petegz28]

One has to wonder when out starting pitchers just go off on the rest of the team.... Wow, just wow...

One has to wonder..

1. Why Mendoza was allowed to even start that inning?
2. Why Chen was brought in?
3. Why Hoch didn't start the inning or come in earlier?

[Ceej]

Frenchy took a pitch, at least.

Progress.

[stonedstooge]

One has to wonder..

1. Why Mendoza was allowed to even start that inning?
2. Why Chen was brought in?
3. Why Hoch didn't start the inning or come in earlier?

Wonderboy LeadHead Ned

[SPchief]

Hey, Frenchy took more than one pitch that time. It's a process.

[Ceej]

Then frenchy proceeds to pop out a pitch right down the middle.

[stonedstooge]

Hey, Frenchy took more than one pitch that time. It's a process.

Frenchy just missed that pitch/Hud

[GloryDayz]

Wow, what a bunt! Yawn!

[ChiTown]

One has to wonder..

1. Why Mendoza was allowed to even start that inning?
2. Why Chen was brought in?
3. Why Hoch didn't start the inning or come in earlier?

He left with 2 outs, a man on first and 3rd and given up no runs. This is on our bullpen shitting itself. I would have left MexiMullet in until he gave up a run.

[petegz28]

Have a bad, bad feeling we aren't going to come out with the W tonight.

[Ceej]

Have a bad, bad feeling we aren't going to come out with the W tonight.

SSDD, Pete.

[petegz28]

And can someone please explain to me how Yost can play French when Lough is getting multiple hits a game?

[LoneWolf]

Have a bad, bad feeling we aren't going to come out with the W tonight.

No fucking way. You are always so positive.

[petegz28]

SSDD, Pete.

Uh, what?

[tk13]

It's really reached the point where you guys just complain about every bullpen move regardless. Mendoza was pitching well... I can't believe you'd argue for taking him out after about 85 pitches. That's crazy.

[Ceej]

And can someone please explain to me how Yost can play French when Lough is getting multiple hits a game?

The only explanation that makes any sense is Atlanta had a lefty on the bump.

[petegz28]

No ****ing way. You are always so positive.

being a lifelong Royals fan will make one be not-so-positive when these situations come along.

[Ceej]

Uh, what?

Same shit, different day.

[Al Bundy]

Chen is completely toast as a player. DFA his useless fucking ass.

[LoneWolf]

And can someone please explain to me how Yost can play French when Lough is getting multiple hits a game?

He's the manager and can do what he wants. Even if it is colossally stupid.

[GloryDayz]

We suck!

[petegz28]

It's really reached the point where you guys just complain about every bullpen move regardless. Mendoza was pitching well... I can't believe you'd argue for taking him out after about 85 pitches. That's crazy.

because his pattern all year has been 5 solid innings then bust..he made it 6 tonight...when he is on he is on but once it starts going south on him it goes fast

[LoneWolf]

Hoch walking the guy to set up the double play. Good strategy.

[petegz28]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger 8m
Assuming tonight qualifies, batters are now 2-for-4 in so-called "high leverage situations" vs Hoch this year; 16-for-92 (.174) otherwise.

[lewdog]

If we are going to lose, it better be by 2 or more runs.

[ChiTown]

So, have we determined how mny braves fans are at the K tonight. It sounds like half the Stadium are Tomahawk fans.

[stonedstooge]

Hoch walking the guy to set up the double play. Good strategy.

Did Ned signal for the walk?

[Ceej]

This thread needs more Sid Bream, Jeff Blauser, David Justice, Ron Gant and Terry Pendleton.

[GloryDayz]

He's the manager and can do what he wants. Even if it is colossally stupid.

"colossally" Why are you being so PC? He's far more stupid than that...

[LoneWolf]

Did Ned signal for the walk?

If tripping over your own ignorance and pissing your pants is the intentional walk signal, then yes.

[SPchief]

Luke Hochaver!

[Ceej]

And Rafael Belliard.

[stonedstooge]

Hoch seems to do well if he starts an inning, but can't be brought in to stop a rally. Ned hasn't figured that out yet I guess

[GloryDayz]

Belly, sucking!

[kc rush]

What the fuck

[gblowfish]

Looks like another 4-3 loss.

[stonedstooge]

Ned trying to get Holland the win!

[LoneWolf]

Moose is going yard in the bottom of the ninth for the win. Book it.

[DeezNutz]

That sign is a microcosm of the Royals organization.

[Al Bundy]

This thread needs more Sid Bream, Jeff Blauser, David Justice, Ron Gant and Terry Pendleton.

Fuck Sid Bream.

[Ceej]

**** Sid Bream.

His stache was legit though.

[lewdog]

If only we had Jim Johnson pitching.

[Demonpenz]

Americanutioner

[tk13]

Holland is just ridiculously nasty.

[kc rush]

Nasty

[siberian khatru]

If only we had Jim Johnson pitching.

Bobby Thigpen for the Hall of Fame!

[stonedstooge]

Holland "not fair" pitching like that. w00t

[Demonpenz]

Just found out that Ozzie Virgil sucks dicks

[Shogun]

Holy shit. Best performance EVER for Holland IMO.

[Ceej]

No way Holland is as good as Johnson.

No way.

[DeezNutz]

Redneck Napoleon with an excellent inning.

[Walrus]

Jim "Best closer in baseball" Johnson blows a save, Holland strikes out the side. Suck it ChiefsandO's

[siberian khatru]

Holland is a badass

[tk13]

47 K in 29 IP, 1.86 ERA.

[gblowfish]

How bout it? Time to put up or shut up.

[Demonpenz]

Royals hitting is about as effective as Bo Diaz installing DishTV

[Shogun]

Seriously, that was the best his stuff has ever been

[ROYC75]

Holland is awesome.

[siberian khatru]

No way Holland is as good as Johnson.

No way.

Yawn, call me when he gets those magic 50 saves /twitterboy

[lewdog]

Jim "Best closer in baseball" Johnson blows a save, Holland strikes out the side. Suck it ChiefsandO's

Just saw this!

ROFL

ERA above 4 and K's rate half that of Holland's

ROFL

[siberian khatru]

Royals hitting is about as effective as Bo Diaz installing DishTV

LMAO

[stonedstooge]

I predict a runner at 3rd with no outs and we can't bring him home

[Imon Yourside]

I predict we won't blow it in the ninth tonight.

[siberian khatru]

47 K in 29 IP, 1.86 ERA.

50-save seasons? ZERO

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Just saw this!

ROFL

ERA above 4 and K's rate half that of Holland's

ROFL

Get to .500 before you talk crap.

[lewdog]

50-save seasons? ZERO

Twitter says saves are everything!!!

[siberian khatru]

Get to .500 before you talk crap.

Learn baseball before you show your ass, you lurking-in-Royals-threads POS troll loser.

[stonedstooge]

How is it legal for this bitch to jump off the rubber before he throws the ball?

[Shogun]

Get to .500 before you talk crap.

Johnson cant even suck Hollands balls.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Twitter says saves are everything!!!

4 GAMES UNDER .500? This is what you traded one of the best prospect in baseball for?

[Ceej]

Get to .500 before you talk crap.

Your pussy is sore, we can tell.

[Walrus]

Get to .500 before you talk crap.

Why does a team record matter when we are comparing players? Dumbass.

[lewdog]

Get to .500 before you talk crap.

Why should I care about the winning percentage of our closer?

Last I checked, it didn't really matter what our closer's record is to talk shit about your stupidity.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Play in the weak AL Central and 4 games under .500

[GloryDayz]

Either way, the hop is gay!

[Ceej]

Play in the weak AL Central and 4 games under .500

And our closer is vastly superior to yours.

[lewdog]

4 GAMES UNDER .500? This is what you traded one of the best prospect in baseball for?

We are talking about players you mental midget. I said nothing about the Royals. And you act like we are shit talkers about the Royals when in fact most of us know how shitty this team is/has been.

Your baseball knowledge is just sub 70.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

And our closer is vastly superior than yours.

OK to bad that's all you got.

[stonedstooge]

DYSON TIME. MMOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Ceej]

OK to bad that's all you got.

So is our starting rotation.

[DeezNutz]

Play in the weak AL Central and 4 games under .500

You're competing in this thread about as well as your shit-ass closer.

[Walrus]

Moose with another multi-hit game.

[SPchief]

DYSON TIME. MMOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No way you pinch run a outfielder for an infielder with 2 outs

[lewdog]

OK to bad that's all you got.

Please let us enjoy our shitty team in peace. The O's are nothing special...time for you to figure that out.

And your fucking lurking, then posting 2 minutes after my comment shows just how big of a loser you are. Tool.

[stonedstooge]

Moose with another multi-hit game.

Isn't that 4 for the last 5?

[stonedstooge]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[Shogun]

GOD DAMNIT SMELLIOT

[TambaBerry]

Can we just ban that idiot

[DeezNutz]

Our Time.

[zigbazah]

ROFLROFLROFL

[GloryDayz]

Just wonderful...

[Ceej]

The Harley needs to be retired.

[lewdog]

I LOVE this team. Always something just pathetic every night.

[SPchief]

Free outs!

[siberian khatru]

JFC Elliott

[Shogun]

The Harley needs to be retired.

It has run its course, straight into a pole.

[petegz28]

Wow, every move Yost has made tonight has backfired

[Ceej]

It has run its course, straight into a pole.

We need a crotch rocket.

Dyson?

[stonedstooge]

I LOVE this team. Always something just pathetic every night.

That's a sign of good coaching

[siberian khatru]

It's a good thing we do the little things well, since we can't do the the big things.

[DeezNutz]

That's a sign of good coaching

Coaching at the ML level isn't too important; it's about the development along the way and drafting/acquiring legit talent in the first place.

[Demonpenz]

It's not a Harley....Its Jay Williams and Ron Gant Cruzing on a Ninja

[Shogun]

We need a crotch rocket.

Dyson?

Hes just a crotch, Hes basically a 2 part machine. Dyson/Collins can make an entire crotch rocket.

[Demonpenz]

the fuck is escobar doing.

[siberian khatru]

To be fair, Jim Johnson > Aaron Crow

[Ceej]

I blame Herrera for our cluster fuck of a bullpen.

[stonedstooge]

Saved by Salvy

[Ceej]

Hes just a crotch, Hes basically a 2 part machine. Dyson/Collins can make an entire crotch rocket.

About time to retire that signature FOREVER!

[Shogun]

About time to retire that signature FOREVER!

Getz would have hit a walkoff tonight.

[GloryDayz]

Atlanta happy they're playing us instead of a baseball team!

[Ceej]

Slider?

[lewdog]

If Atlanta wins by 1 I will be fucking pissed. If you are going to do it, do it by 2 at least!

[kc rush]

There you go

[Shogun]

Nice

[Ceej]

Crow > Johnson.

[Walrus]

Nice

[siberian khatru]

Ned's strategery worked!

[SPchief]

Walkoff time

[lewdog]

Hey, did you guys know that we aren't above .500???!

[zigbazah]

adjusting your cup on tv, nice.

[Shogun]

Ned has them right where he wants them.

[kc rush]

You are telling me you don't need six years in the minors?

[Ceej]

Hey, did you guys know that we aren't above .500???!

No.

Tell me more.

[Ceej]

Herky jerky motherfuckers.

[GloryDayz]

Woot!!!!!!!!!!

[TambaBerry]

Did you know the Orioles are like way better then the royals if you don't believe me ask that guy.

[kc rush]

Too bad frenchy wasn't in.

[Walrus]

Tejada walk off HR

[cosmo20002]

Here we go.

Extra innings is where we shine!

[Demonpenz]

You want to BUZZ sound it is the bullpen telephone.

[Ceej]

Did you know the Orioles are like way better then the royals if you don't believe me ask that guy.

Like, OH EM GEE.

NO WAY!

[GloryDayz]

We suck at bunting...

[stonedstooge]

Tejada da man

[lewdog]

God I still hate bunting.

[Ceej]

We suck at bunting...

Lies.

[Walrus]

Nvm he bunted.

[SPchief]

Good job Tejada

[SPchief]

You would think they would walk Gordon with nobody to PH for Escobar

[GloryDayz]

Not sure I like this a lot... I get it, especially now, but we do this too much!

[Ceej]

Will they send Lough on a single to the outfield? LMAO

[tk13]

That'll do.

[Walrus]

WINNING

[zigbazah]

ROYALS WINNNNNN

[SPchief]

HELL YEAH

[stonedstooge]

w00t. HAHAHAHA. Gordon does it

[petegz28]

Gordon!!!!!

[kc rush]

Got it. Kick ass.

[lewdog]

Well hellllzzzz yea.

[Ceej]

I think Gordon is back.

Thanks prison bitch.

Wrong again.