Met Alex Smith

[burt]

He is a very nice man. Has significant traps! I kinda found that interesting.... I got to spend about 30 minutes talking to him and his wife. She had never been to Arrowhead. Alex told her that we start tailgating when gates open and that the smell of bar b que is EVERYWHERE! He is looking forward to playing there this season. I know...I didn't ask cool football questions....but it wasn't the venue for that.

[Dante84]

did he taste good?

[Sofa King]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDVbrA-i-gV1yH35UzpMpWfeyHuZRv1KClQmeHzmymO7gclndL

[DMAC]

Did you ask him to play frisbee golf sometime?

[J Diddy]

Awesome! Is his wife hot?

[Donger]

Has significant traps!

How did you escape?

[Bump]

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/gifs/Cqv60_zpsad67c082.gif

[DaKCMan AP]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmon9iMOYA1qafrh6.jpg

[Dante84]

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[burt]

Did you ask him to play frisbee golf sometime?

IT'S FOLF, DAMNIT!!

[Rasputin]

Great I feel much better about Alex Smith abilities as a quarterback knowing he likes our BBQ.

[burt]

Awesome! Is his wife hot?

Absolutely!

[Bugeater]

Did you show him your giant watch?

[DaKCMan AP]

http://www.onelifeknox.com/studentblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ThisChangesEverything-square.jpg

[burt]

Hell... I WAS excited.

[burt]

Did you show him your giant watch?

Of course! He liked it....

[DMAC]

Sell him a Camero.

[burt]

Sell him a Camero.

Well...I am back with Chevy!

[DaKCMan AP]

Of course! He liked it....

Are you calling our QB1 a liar?

[KCUnited]

Did he throw a check down for the total amount or was it American Express?

[DMAC]

Well...I am back with Chevy!

If ASmith grew out a mullet and a goatee and drove a Camero around town, he would rise to savior QB before he hits the field.

[loochy]

I'm sure he's a great guy

but please don't turn this into "he will be the answer at QB"

[Donger]

I'm sure he's a great guy

but please don't turn this into "he will be the answer at QB"

Superhero QB.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/744/191/hondo11onInstagram_20130227_162202_original.jpg?1362010971

[TribalElder]

That's cool you got to meet him.

[J Diddy]

Great I feel much better about Alex Smith abilities as a quarterback knowing he likes our BBQ.

He can't throw the ball and cook the food too.

Fuck.

[loochy]

He can't throw the ball and cook the food too.

Fuck.

FYP

[Ace Gunner]

did he tell you to hire a transvestite to put a lit candle in clayton's vagina and link the pic on cp (NSFW spoiler style of course)

[burt]

I'm sure he's a great guy

but please don't turn this into "he will be the answer at QB"

Nope. Just a "He's a great guy" thread.

[loochy]

Nope. Just a "He's a great guy" thread.

ok

:thumb:

I like his wife. :evil:

[J Diddy]

FYP

When he's gun slinging our way into the Superbowl I shall make you eat crow. Paula Deen crow. So much butter on that mudduh you'll die immediately from a cholesterol overload.

[loochy]

When he's gun slinging our way into the Superbowl I shall make you eat crow. Paula Deen crow. So much butter on that mudduh you'll die immediately from a cholesterol overload.

I would love to eat that crow. That crow would be delicious like Thanksgiving turkey.

[BigBeauford]

He is a very nice man. Has significant traps! I kinda found that interesting.... I got to spend about 30 minutes talking to him and his wife. She had never been to Arrowhead. Alex told her that we start tailgating when gates open and that the smell of bar b que is EVERYWHERE! He is looking forward to playing there this season. I know...I didn't ask cool football questions....but it wasn't the venue for that.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fudorsey.gif

[DMAC]

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fudorsey.gif

WTF

Is that Bernie?

[Garcia Bronco]

LOL...has was ole' tiny hands doing?

[Dante84]

YES! That gif is so good

[burt]

LOL...has was ole' tiny hands doing?

WTF?? You do know that there is an edit feature???

[loochy]

LOL...has was ole' tiny hands doing?

Yeah LOL dogs tacos rocking.

[J Diddy]

YES! That gif is so good

It's even better after being subjected to adblock.

Makes it look so crystal clear.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fudorsey.gif

LMAO

[loochy]

did you massage his bulging traps for him?

[Dunerdr]

Thats all i had to hear full homer time!

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Meet the Smith Family LMAO

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/744/191/hondo11onInstagram_20130227_162202_original.jpg?1362010971

[burt]

did you massage his bulging traps for him?

Never on a first date!

[burt]

Thats all i had to hear full homer time!

STFU N00b......LMAO

[WhawhaWhat]

Who will post the superhero Smith family picture on page 4?

[Omaha]

Has significant traps!

Was it awkward rubbing them in front of his wife?

[loochy]

Meet the Smith Family LMAO

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/744/191/hondo11onInstagram_20130227_162202_original.jpg?1362010971

meet the q family?

[siberian khatru]

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fudorsey.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu674mVwQC1qzgpx9.gif

[TribalElder]

http://i.imgur.com/Zmoe2S2.gif

[BlackHelicopters]

Hope the colonoscopy went well!

[Imon Yourside]

Did you call him Smiff?

[splatbass]

I'm sure he's a great guy

but please don't turn this into "he will be the answer at QB"

He may be, he may not be. Anyone who thinks they know for sure either way is an idiot.

Yes, I realize that makes a lot of people here idiots, but if the shoe fits....

[loochy]

He may be, he may not be. Anyone who thinks they know for sure either way is an idiot.

Yes, I realize that makes a lot of people here idiots, but if the shoe fits....

it doesn't fit. it's all uncomfortable and poky

[Dave Lane]

He is a very nice man. Has significant traps! I kinda found that interesting.... I got to spend about 30 minutes talking to him and his wife. She had never been to Arrowhead. Alex told her that we start tailgating when gates open and that the smell of bar b que is EVERYWHERE! He is looking forward to playing there this season. I know...I didn't ask cool football questions....but it wasn't the venue for that.

This should be posted in the epic fail thread.

[BlackHelicopters]

Did he cum? Did you swallow?

[RealSNR]

He may be, he may not be. Anyone who thinks they know for sure either way is an idiot.

Yes, I realize that makes a lot of people here idiots, but if the shoe fits....

Tell me more! You have such a fantastic insight when it comes to football!

[burt]

This should be posted in the epic fail thread.

Why?

[burt]

Did he cum? Did you swallow?

I believe you have displayed your homosexual tendencies just about perfectly...

[TribalElder]

http://i.imgur.com/oyUfxWE.jpg

[J Diddy]

Did he cum? Did you swallow?

Do you swallow?

[J Diddy]

I believe you have displayed your homosexual tendencies just about perfectly...

He's not gay. He just likes to drink cum.

[Dayze]

it's not gay if you don't like it.

[J Diddy]

it's not gay if you don't like it.

LMAO, what is it then?

Business?

[Warrior5]

Smith's wife is gorgeous, but I didn't know 'til now she's a former Raider cheerleader.

This doesn't bode well...

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Cassel and Huard are the salt of the earth. I'd still rather watch LJ in his prime.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Did he throw a check down for the total amount or was it American Express?

LMAO

[RealSNR]

Alex Smith gargles cum

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Alex Smith gargles cum

I don't know man, "gargling" might take some actual talent as opposed to just stuffing it past his gay cop-stache and right down his gullet.

[burt]

Cassel and Huard are the salt of the earth. I'd still rather watch LJ in his prime.

True dat..... Dave Krieg was very nice as well....but....