So, got in a brawl tonight

[tooge]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

[CrazyPhuD]

Choke him out at the next game in front of all the other parents.

Then ask...'Ok who wants to bitch during the next game?'

[Buck]

Stop drinking so much.

[lewdog]

What would y'all do?

I'd get sober before posting a thread on Chiefsplanet.

[threebag]

I think you misspelled coCk

[Phobia]

Awesome. Break some coffeetables and post a video.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Shoot him at close range. People on here will line up to defend you.

[Strongside]

I'm done with my fighting days, I think. Just had surgery on Tuesday to repair a broken metacarpal courtesy of the top of some asshole's head last Friday. I'm now in pain with metal sticking out of my hand...not worth kicking his ass again if I had it to do over. From now on, ill try to let cooler heads prevail.

[cabletech94]

not to be an ass, but what would HOOTIE do?

[Silock]

I can't believe that grown men still get into fights, let alone at a youth sporting event.

[Imon Yourside]

Shoot him at close range. People on here will line up to defend you.

LMAO I'm already in line, you have to go to the back.

[Bump]

alcohol is bad

[BossChief]

You are lucky you didn't get arrested.

[RockChalk]

Not really what I would expect coming from a poster like you, but to each his own.

[J Diddy]

not to be an ass, but what would HOOTIE do?

Rape the 2 mens wives while they were fighting....

[Frazod]

Why did you apologize in the first place? He started it, you finished it. Fuck him. It's not like you beat him half to death or anything.

[J Diddy]

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[Buehler445]

I'm done with my fighting days, I think. Just had surgery on Tuesday to repair a broken metacarpal courtesy of the top of some asshole's head last Friday. I'm now in pain with metal sticking out of my hand...not worth kicking his ass again if I had it to do over. From now on, ill try to let cooler heads prevail.

Nah. Just get a beatin' stick. I've got a crow bar in my pickup just for that.

[Titty Meat]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

Way to set an example for children stooge.

[blaise]

I'd ban both of you from any other games.

[J Diddy]

The ninja scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the guy starts swinging around his sword and Indiana just shoots him.

That's how I fight now

[Deberg_1990]

So you assaulted a guy because he got in your face and made you mad? Nice.......or did he throw the first punch?

[SAUTO]

Why did you apologize in the first place? He started it, you finished it. Fuck him. It's not like you beat him half to death or anything.
This
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[SAUTO]

I'm done with my fighting days, I think. Just had surgery on Tuesday to repair a broken metacarpal courtesy of the top of some asshole's head last Friday. I'm now in pain with metal sticking out of my hand...not worth kicking his ass again if I had it to do over. From now on, ill try to let cooler heads prevail. learn how to make a fist
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[Sofa King]

But the real question is, did you fix his tooth?

[SAUTO]

Oh and btw that is nothing even close to a brawl
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[J Diddy]

Oddly enough I was masturbating today and carelessly used too much lube. I slipped on an upstroke, hit the steering wheel of my car and bruised a knuckle.

Thank God I was at a red light or a bad accident could have happened.

[griZZly64]

cool story.. now tell us about the brawl you were in

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Curse at the guy in front of the kids for being a douche .In font of the kids . Follow that great eexhibition of being a "role model" with a threat of violence. .get into fight. .post about it the next day.

[ChiefGator]

Curse at the guy in front of the kids for being a douche .In font of the kids . Follow that great eexhibition of being a "role model" with a threat of violence. .get into fight. .post about it the next day.

Priceless?

[bevischief]

So who won?

[ChiliConCarnage]

And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives.

What does that mean? I hope your hangover isn't too bad this morning

[Aries Walker]

The guy was just mouthy; you attacked him in front of a bunch of fifth-graders and his own son. You might want to consider taking a break from youth coaching to work on your anger control issues.

[Nightfyre]

mY ADvicE is that u not P0st aBouT it H33r. For legal purposes. Also probably shouldn't have emailed him. :shrug:

[TLO]

Or your alcoholism.

[BlackHelicopters]

Continue drinking heavily.

[threebag]

not to be an ass, but what would HOOTIE do?


Rape the 2 mens wives while they were fighting....


He would bitch about being banned, gush about his Internet awesomeness while having his face caved in with someone's hard cock.

[Dave Lane]

You are lucky you didn't get arrested.

This. Retarded.

[NewChief]

What does that mean? I hope your hangover isn't too bad this morning

He's a dentist.

[-King-]

And you call hootie immature LMAO
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[LoneWolf]

Fighting at a little league game in front of the kids is cool as shit. Did you take the T-tops off of your TransAm and blast some Whitesnake as you drove away?

[-King-]

Fighting at a little league game in front of the kids is cool as shit. Did you take the T-tops off of your TransAm and blast some Whitesnake as you drove away?

If you said that to him in person he'd punch your fucking teeth in.

He's the ultimate bad ass.
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[TribalElder]

http://i.imgur.com/QEFuYXe.jpg

[NewChief]

Surely this thread is bullshit.

[loochy]

Classy dad is classy

:shake:

Wtf is wrong with you?

[LoneWolf]

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fighting-cock-bourbon.jpg

This seems more appropriate.

[Bwana]

Curse at the guy in front of the kids for being a douche .In font of the kids . Follow that great eexhibition of being a "role model" with a threat of violence. .get into fight. .post about it the next day.

WTH?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1267874/ernest-do-not-want-scared-o.gif

[Pablo]

And you call hootie immature LMAO
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Hootie doesn't understand the value of a college education either. tooge minored in little league brawling.

[BlackHelicopters]

This sounds made up.

[Saul Good]

People gave hootie shit for NOT getting into fights.

Tooge should get a medal.

[ChiTown]

Grow up. Fighting at your kids games, after you could have let it slide makes you a fucking dumbasss of biblical proportion. Show some class in front of your kids, and be the bigger person in front of douche bags. Don't accelerate it by being the bigger db.

[cdcox]

Way to set an example for children stooge.

He was just doing his part to reverse pussification of America.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Oh, man. Poor tooge. I wonder what kind of stuff will be going through his mind this morning.

I'm still laughing out loud at Lone Wolf's post.

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Way to set an example for children stooge.

This one should really leave a mark.

Dinny

[Pablo]

People gave hootie shit for NOT getting into fights.

Tooge should get a medal.tooge is in his 40's. That's just what guys in their 40's do. He'll grow out of it some day.

[WhiteWhale]

He was just doing his part to reverse pussification of America.

So people who don't get into fights at youth baseball games are 'pussies'?

You're doing your part to promote the stupification of America, which is even worse.

[mesmith31]

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[notorious]

I can't believe that grown men still get into fights, let alone at a youth sporting event.

This.



Fighting is for people that have nothing to lose.

[Pablo]

I went to my fiancee's 14 year old brother's baseball game last night. I didn't fight anyone. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.

[Bwana]

So people who don't get into fights at youth baseball games are 'pussies'?

You're doing your part to promote the stupification of America, which is even worse.

Umm

http://www.whodah.com/albums/Graphics-and-GIFs/agc.jpg

[WhiteWhale]

learn how to make a fist
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Idiot.

How you make a fist isn't what breaks the hand.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hurry up football season.

[Bwana]

Hurry up football season.

LMAO

Indeed

[notorious]

Step One: Learn how to take a punch


Step Two: Hire a Great Lawyer


Step Three: Bait a rich guy into punching you


Step Four: Profit

[Pablo]

Hurry up football season.I know. I'm stoked about getting into fights at bantam league games too!

[tooge]

I wasn't drinking BTW, heh.

[jspchief]

I wasn't drinking BTW, heh.

How embarrassing for you.

[BlackHelicopters]

I wasn't drinking BTW, heh.

Dude.

[Buck]

You were drunk when you made that post.

[KCUnited]

Lol, putting another dad in a headlock = brawling? Congrats on surviving your first scuffle.

[tooge]

I wasn't going to make a Rico post but it sounded worse than it was. First off, it wasn't in front of the boys. I wouldn't do that. Secondly, the guy wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept pushing the issue. Trust me, I'm not one to fight, but this clown wouldn't quit with the shoving. I'm a fairly level headed guy but this guy wouldn't stop. He kep saying " hit me" over and over. I wasn't ginna go to jail, so I didn't.
Oh, billy, go fuck yourself.

[tooge]

You were drunk when you made that post.

No I wasn't. I posted from my phone (still am) and fat fingered it

[lewdog]

No I wasn't. I posted from my phone (still am) and fat fingered it

Ah the old sausage fingers excuse.

Nice call on digging that one up.

[TribalElder]

back when I was a kid it would have been cool for a coach to kick someone's ass

Nowadays America has been transformed by a massive pussification

lol George carlin did a bit on the pussification of America

sometimes people need to be put in line. Other times it's better to drink it off

lol
http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/silence-of-lambs-wine1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1369957407715

[-King-]

You were drunk when you made that post.

Nah it was just the adrenalin running from that "brawl".
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[-King-]

back when I was a kid it would have been cool for a coach to kick someone's ass

Nowadays America has been transformed by a massive pussification

lol George carlin did a bit on the pussification of America

sometimes people need to be put in line. Other times it's better to drink it off

lol
http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/silence-of-lambs-wine1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1369957407715

Yeah. 40 year olds fighting at little league games is just so cool. That's what real men do.
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[Mr. Arrowhead]

Next time you should call Aaron Hernandez and he'll take care of it for ya

[TribalElder]

Yeah. 40 year olds fighting at little league games is just so cool. That's what real men do.
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lol

20+ years ago putting a loudmouth in check like that would have earned respect. Now it's just socially unacceptable.

[-King-]

lol

20+ years ago putting a loudmouth in check like that would have earned respect. Now it's just socially unacceptable.

Who the fuck respects someone who gets in fights at little league games? ROFL How low are your standards if that earns your respect?
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[blaise]

back when I was a kid it would have been cool for a coach to kick someone's ass

Nowadays America has been transformed by a massive pussification

lol George carlin did a bit on the pussification of America

sometimes people need to be put in line. Other times it's better to drink it off

lol
http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/silence-of-lambs-wine1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1369957407715

I think people typing "lol" is part of the pussification of America.

[TribalElder]

I think people typing "lol" is part of the pussification of America.

nicely played

[burt]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

Brawl? Hardly...sounds more like a slow sdance with another dude...

[Brock]

back when I was a kid it would have been cool for a coach to kick someone's ass

Nowadays America has been transformed by a massive pussification

lol George carlin did a bit on the pussification of America

sometimes people need to be put in line. Other times it's better to drink it off

lol
http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/silence-of-lambs-wine1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1369957407715

Whiskey tango

[SAUTO]

Idiot.

How you make a fist isn't what breaks the hand.

Yeah right
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[tooge]

Brawl? Hardly...sounds more like a slow sdance with another dude...

Well, it sort of was. I guess brawl wasn't the right word. Like I said, I don't "brawl" anymore, so this wasnt really a brawl, but not sure what you call it

[tooge]

Brawl? Hardly...sounds more like a slow sdance with another dude...

"sdance". Burt is drunk posting right now

[Frazod]

Ever wonder why there are so many people who act like this in public? Whether they're screaming at a coach, or cutting in line, or shoving their way through a crowd, or doing a hundred other shitty things? Because nobody ever calls them on it. Let the loudmouth asshole bully and bluster, because standing up to him is wrong - there's a great lesson to teach your kids.

The only thing tooge did wrong was to apologize to the cocksucker later. He didn't hit him, he didn't hurt him. What he did was teach the prick a lesson about not acting like a douche in public. Good for him.

Seems like a lot of the ladies here got offended by that. Maybe you should all run out and get yourselves a new skirt. :shake:

[ClevelandBronco]

Probably not a good idea to admit in writing anything that could be used against you in a lawsuit. No email apologies. Apologize in private. Make sure he's not recording it.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

Drink less, and spell check more.

[tooge]

Well, I didnt do anything that Hirt him, and in my apology I mentioned that he was waaaay out if line.

[tooge]

Hurt. Don't want y'all to think I'm a drunk

[tooge]

Drink less, and spell check more.

Hey moron, it was from my iPhone.

[KC native]

I'd ban both of you from any other games.

This. I've been around youth sports my whole life. Played, officiated, coached and watched. Fighting at little league games is unacceptable. Every league I've been involved with gives you a season long ban at minimum. Most give a lifetime ban.

Oh and btw that is nothing even close to a brawl
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This too.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I wasn't going to make a Rico post but it sounded worse than it was. First off, it wasn't in front of the boys. I wouldn't do that. Secondly, the guy wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept pushing the issue. Trust me, I'm not one to fight, but this clown wouldn't quit with the shoving. I'm a fairly level headed guy but this guy wouldn't stop. He kep saying " hit me" over and over. I wasn't ginna go to jail, so I didn't.
Oh, billy, go fuck yourself.

There is no way you could post something this coherent from your phone and something as wildly unreadable as the OP.

[KC native]

Ever wonder why there are so many people who act like this in public? Whether they're screaming at a coach, or cutting in line, or shoving their way through a crowd, or doing a hundred other shitty things? Because nobody ever calls them on it. Let the loudmouth asshole bully and bluster, because standing up to him is wrong - there's a great lesson to teach your kids.

The only thing tooge did wrong was to apologize to the cocksucker later. He didn't hit him, he didn't hurt him. What he did was teach the prick a lesson about not acting like a douche in public. Good for him.

Seems like a lot of the ladies here got offended by that. Maybe you should all run out and get yourselves a new skirt. :shake:

says the fatass who compensates for being a pussy by buying more guns.

Fighting at a little league game under any circumstances is bullshit.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hey moron, it was from my iPhone.

Probably time to choke me out.

[KC native]

Oddly enough I was masturbating today and carelessly used too much lube. I slipped on an upstroke, hit the steering wheel of my car and bruised a knuckle.

Thank God I was at a red light or a bad accident could have happened.

ROFL

[Frazod]

says the fatass who compensates for being a pussy by buying more guns.

Fighting at a little league game under any circumstances is bullshit.

More proof I'm right - your cunt ass disagrees with me. I guess you'd just unzip the guy's pants and start blowing him, right? Then offer to mow his yard for free if he stops being such a meanie.

[KC native]

More proof I'm right - your cunt ass disagrees with me. I guess you'd just unzip the guy's pants and start blowing him, right? Then offer to mow his yard for free if he stops being such a meanie.

I'm not opposed to fighting. I guarantee I've been in more fights than your pussy fatass. Fighting at a little league game is bullshit.

I bet you wouldn't have done shit at all if you were in Tooge's position. You would have mumbled something about one of your guns and then went home and jerked off while looking at one.

[tooge]

I'm not opposed to fighting. I guarantee I've been in more fights than your pussy fatass. Fighting at a little league game is bullshit.

I bet you wouldn't have done shit at all if you were in Tooge's position. You would have mumbled something about one of your guns and then went home and jerked off while looking at one.

But didn't you just agree that it wasn't a fight?

[Frazod]

I'm not opposed to fighting. I guarantee I've been in more fights than your pussy fatass. Fighting at a little league game is bullshit.

I bet you wouldn't have done shit at all if you were in Tooge's position. You would have mumbled something about one of your guns and then went home and jerked off while looking at one.

Oh yeah, your manliness oozes from your every post. You're a regular queen of the internet tough girls.

And I'm sure you would have just grabbed your doomed little spawn and run screaming at the sight of a fight. Then went home and smoked some dope with him later, because you're such a great parent. LMAO

[tooge]

There is no way you could post something this coherent from your phone and something as wildly unreadable as the OP.

When u catch shit for spelling errors, you make sure you don't have them next time.

[KC native]

But didn't you just agree that it wasn't a fight?

It wasn't a brawl like you said in the OP but it was definitely a fight. You shouldn't have even let it escalate that far. I would be pissed if you coached my son. You should really be ashamed of yourself.

[KC native]

Oh yeah, your manliness oozes from your every post. You're a regular queen of the internet tough girls.

And I'm sure you would have just grabbed your doomed little spawn and run screaming at the sight of a fight. Then went home and smoked some dope with him later, because you're such a great parent. LMAO

Have you ever even been in a fist fight or have you been a fatass pussy your whole life?

[Iowanian]

It's not a good thing to do but I can see how easy it happens.

I had no idea how many complete assholes were little league coaches and parents.
I coach a young, coach pitch team. I've told 3 coaches and opposing parents to stop jawing at our kids(team) this year. taunting 1-2nd graders? really...I ALWAYS tell kids from other teams the are doing a good job after a nice play, or good hit when they get one. I've reminded them that this is coach pitch youth ball and we're teaching kids to have fun and learn to play ball with sportsmanship....but I'm not letting them get abused by some asshole who thinks he is coaching in the world series.

Last week a parent in another town was standing by the fence at first base, bitching about their own coach to another coach...and to him in front of their kids....and running his mouth at us and our kids. The other coach's crime? Caring more about his team having fun than winning also. Seemed like a good guy.

In the 4-5th inning, he started running his mouth to one of our kids who had just gotten his 2nd hit of the entire year, in our last game. That's when I walked over and quietly said my piece to him. I wouldn't punch someone over a little league game, but I apparently could be talked into it for being a dick to our kids.

If you think coaching is bad with parents....try being a base ump for a tournament.

I guess I have bigger things to get mad about than most of these people.

[tooge]

It wasn't a brawl like you said in the OP but it was definitely a fight. You shouldn't have even let it escalate that far. I would be pissed if you coached my son. You should really be ashamed of yourself.

Well, u had to be there . This guy was verbally abusing all the coaches and I told him to leave. He didn't. In fact, he told me and one of the coaches to " fuck off, you leave". All this was in front of the boys. The altercation wasn't. I apologized to the boys and all the parents after the game for having to witness the entire thing. They all clapped and said I did the right thing. Of course, they didn't see the physical part of it in the parking lot.
I'm not ashamed at all. I'm not letting some jackass swear at the coaches in front of the boys.

[Coogs]

Well, u had to be there . This guy was verbally abusing all the coaches and I told him to leave. He didn't. In fact, he told me and one of the coaches to " fuck off, you leave". All this was in front of the boys. The altercation wasn't. I apologized to the boys and all the parents after the game for having to witness the entire thing. They all clapped and said I did the right thing. Of course, they didn't see the physical part of it in the parking lot.
I'm not ashamed at all. I'm not letting some jackass swear at the coaches in front of the boys.

Should have started the kid. You guys are ruining his chance at being in the majors right out of high school.

/tic

[Frazod]

Have you ever even been in a fist fight or have you been a fatass pussy your whole life?

None lately, but lots of them back in the day. Last guy was some pudgy little Mexican fucker with a D&D tattoo on his back. I stomped the shit out of him. He ran his mouth something fierce, but sadly couldn't back it up.

BTW, it's Saturday morning. Shouldn't you be doing something with your kid instead of arguing with people on the internet? He's upstairs playing with his Barbie dolls right now. As usual.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

When u catch shit for spelling errors, you make sure you don't have them next time.

Certainly.

But let's be honest. If that OP was written by someone else, there are two logical possibilities:

1) Booze
2) Smed

[mikeyis4dcats.]

personally, I think you should resign your coaching position. you are not suitable to be a role model for young children.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

TBH, a lot of people need the piss beaten out of them. tooge's post clarified his behavior and made a lot more sense than him just walking up to the guy like he was Jason Statham ready to break some tracheas (I didn't know a trachea could break).

The problem with fuckstomping someone in front of kids is that they have a hard time understanding the escalation of the situation, even if you are trying to be diplomatic. Thus, going to a remote area to talk further whilst collapsing this dude's airway is perfectly sensible.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

frazod has a great story about a fight he got in during high school when he got far too liquored up. I'm going to see if I can find it. It was funny, honest, and, due to the result, tragic.

[Frazod]

frazod has a great story about a fight he got in during high school when he got far too liquored up. I'm going to see if I can find it. It was funny, honest, and, due to the result, tragic.

Heh. Post it if you can find it. I only truly got my ass kicked once, but it was epic. :D

[Halfcan]

I coached basketball many years. The parents were mostly great but had several that took things way to far. Yelling at refs that were just kids themselves. It is great to win but they lose sight that it should be fun. Why play a sport if it is not going to be fun.

It sounds like the guy is a bully and got what was coming to him. There is absolutly no place for that in kids sports. He probably beats his kids and wife as well. Great job Tooge for taking out the trash!!

[In58men]

Putting someone in a choke hold is considered a brawl? I find it funny that you said "I'll punch your teeth in" then you end up putting him in a choke hold lol pussy

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Heh. Post it if you can find it. I only truly got my ass kicked once, but it was epic. :D

That's the one I'm talking about. What did you drink that night? It might help with the search results.

[Halfcan]

personally, I think you should resign your coaching position. you are not suitable to be a role model for young children.

Why for defending other coaches? That is the problem- nobody wants to stand up and do anything in these situations.

[Frazod]

That's the one I'm talking about. What did you drink that night? It might help with the search results.

I'm looking for it, too - the search feature here sucks. The culprits were southern comfort an a big fat joint.

[stevieray]

people today tend to live vicariously through their kids athletics....and let's not pretend that kids haven't been exposed to violence in our culture.

didn't a ref just recently die from an attack?

[Frazod]

Here it is:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3510549&postcount=23

[Iowanian]

The worst guy I personally know wasn't even in athletics in HS. Not a single sport and he was a complete tool, and he's convinced his kid is an all world 5 tool,5 sport superstar. They definitely aren't teaching that kid anything but to win at all costs, including cheating. They're going to raise a future asshole.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just found it too:

I've been in lots of fights. A few I've won big time, a few were bloody draws, and most of the rest didn't amount to much. But there was that one time.... :grr:

Senior year. Got in a shoving match at lunch with a guy who was picking on one of my friends (really small guy who never fought). The bully in question was well hated, and a fight between us was set for Friday night at the fairgrounds. Fights like this are prime entertainment in small towns, and a good chunk of the high school showed up to watch. Prior to the fight, I listened to Eye of the Tiger (this was 1983) over and over to get psyched out. A friend picked me up. My friend convinced me that I needed to relax (MORON) and handed me a pint of Southern Comfort and a joint. I hit both doob and bottle hard, and was completely f#cked up when we reached the fairgrounds. My friend's van door slides open, I stagger out amid a cloud of pot smoke, take a swing at the guy, miss by a mile, fall over, and then get beat bloody in front of EVERYBODY. I was lucky I didn't lose any teeth, but I had two black eyes, and bruised and blooded everything on my face.

My friends cleaned me up as best they could and dumped me off at home. I was still drunk and high, and scratched the hell out of the front door trying to open it. Finally, I got the key in, turned the knob, pushed open the door and fell flat on my face on the living room floor. When I opened my eyes, I saw my stepmom's toes in front of my face. I looked up at her and said "AW, F#CK."

So, on top of getting a humiliating asskicking in front of the entire school by a complete asshole, I got grounded for two weeks for getting drunk and fighting (luckily no one detected the pot, or I'm sure I would have got a second beating that night).

The good news - apparently the bully wasn't particularly impressive in beating my semi-conscious body, and somebody else kicked his ass shortly thereafter. He quit bothering people. I also challenged him to a rematch, which he declined. Further, I didn't make excuses - I took my lumps and post-fight abuse like a man. So I learned two important life lessons - never fight when you're drunk/high, and if you get your ass kicked, be honest about it.

[KCUnited]

people today tend to live vicariously through their kids athletics....and let's not pretend that kids haven't been exposed to violence in our culture.

didn't a ref just recently die from an attack?

Yep, soccer ref punched by a 17 year old.

[MOhillbilly]

Nothing shuts a big mouth up like a sucker punch.

[loochy]

This reminds me of an incident that occurred back when I used to coach little league up in Canada.

I was an assistant coach and for the most part I was in charge of teaching the kids how to hit. I was really good at giving them instructions that I could relate to; in fact I was so good that they started calling me "Hitman."

Anyhow, there was this constant loudmouth dad. I think his name was Shawn or Michael or something like that. He was always generally disrespectful and he thought he was God's gift to women with his long lair. All of the other parents hated him too. He would parade around and call himself "Sexy Boy" and talk about inappropriate subjects with his friend Hunter.

Well, one day he took it too far and started disrespecting Canada (he was from the USA). I told him that I'd had enough of his crap and to not mess with the Hitman. He challenged me to throw down. I went to take off my awesome pink shaded sunglasses (it was the mid 90s) and hand them to one of the kids so they wouldn't get broken in the fight. Well, when I turned around Shawn grabbed a folding chair and swung it at me. I happened to see him out of the corner of my eye so I had time to duck. While he was off balance from his miss, I gave him a quick kick to the stomach. As he was doubled over from the kick, I landed a quick uppercut that sent him sprawling. I hastily climbed the dugout fence and jumped down on him with a flying elbow. This kept him down, but he was still mouthing off. I decided to apply a move my dad Stu taught me. It was a leglock we called "the Sharpshooter." I got the Sharpshooter locked in. After about 5 seconds, Shawn had had enough. He tapped out and vowed to never come back. All of the other parents in the stands were cheering me. I reminded Shawn that "I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be." As soon as I said that, the announcer guy played a cool heavy metal song over the loudspeakers.

After that debacle, I moved on to another less successful little league. I retired quickly afterward though and I was never able to replicate the success I had in the original little league.

[J Diddy]

I think what tooge did is perfectly acceptable. Economy is slow, he's drumming up business for himself.

[Bowser]

Fantastic thread; would read again.

9.5/10

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This reminds me of an incident that occurred back when I used to coach little league up in Canada.

I was an assistant coach and for the most part I was in charge of teaching the kids how to hit. I was really good at giving them instructions that I could relate to; in fact I was so good that they started calling me "Hitman."

Anyhow, there was this constant loudmouth dad. I think his name was Shawn or Michael or something like that. He was always generally disrespectful and he thought he was God's gift to women with his long lair. All of the other parents hated him too. He would parade around and call himself "Sexy Boy" and talk about inappropriate subjects with his friend Hunter.

Well, one day he took it too far and started disrespecting Canada (he was from the USA). I told him that I'd had enough of his crap and to not mess with the Hitman. He challenged me to throw down. I went to take off my awesome pink shaded sunglasses (it was the mid 90s) and hand them to one of the kids so they wouldn't get broken in the fight. Well, when I turned around Shawn grabbed a folding chair and swung it at me. I happened to see him out of the corner of my eye so I had time to duck. While he was off balance from his miss, I gave him a quick kick to the stomach. As he was doubled over from the kick, I landed a quick uppercut that sent him sprawling. I hastily climbed the dugout fence and jumped down on him with a flying elbow. This kept him down, but he was still mouthing off. I decided to apply a move my dad Stu taught me. It was a leglock we called "the Sharpshooter." I got the Sharpshooter locked in. After about 5 seconds, Shawn had had enough. He tapped out and vowed to never come back. All of the other parents in the stands were cheering me. I reminded Shawn that "I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be." As soon as I said that, the announcer guy played a cool heavy metal song over the loudspeakers.

After that debacle, I moved on to another less successful little league. I retired quickly afterward though and I was never able to replicate the success I had in the original little league.

He leaves out the part where he kicks the ass of the Little League Commissioner after said fight.

[loochy]

He leaves out the part where he kicks the ass of the Little League Commissioner after said fight.

Oh yeah. I spit on the commissioner and I kicked over a table with a TV monitor.

[Sully]

So you got into the altercation with the parent outside of the view of the boys?
How did he get there?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

So you got into the altercation with the parent outside of the view of the boys?
How did he get there?

Sir, he took it from the mess hall, sir!

[Halfcan]

people today tend to live vicariously through their kids athletics....and let's not pretend that kids haven't been exposed to violence in our culture.

didn't a ref just recently die from an attack?

Yes and it was girls soccer of all things. A player kicked him in the temple and killed him over some bad calls. 2 lives lost.

[LiveSteam]

Here it is:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3510549&postcount=23

Excellent.
Bugs has some good stories about me. Maybe he will read this & post a few?
Like the time I fought a entire family in his moms front yard & won. I can still picture Bugs mom ringing out the rag full of blood over & over after I got done beating on Micky's face. This was before he started coughing up blood. LMAO

[Titty Meat]

personally, I think you should resign your coaching position. you are not suitable to be a role model for young children.

This. You're also lucky you didn't catch a fade from that lunatic. How would you explain that to your child? Best thing to do would be have the parent escorted and banned from games in the future.

[ChiefaRoo]

I can't believe that grown men still get into fights, let alone at a youth sporting event.

You can't believe "grown me still get into fights"? What Planet are you from where they don't? Get a ball and get into the game dude. There's grown men who will blow themselves up because they don't like girls in Bikinis and Beer. Jeessuuus.

[BlackHelicopters]

Was it a league game?

[beach tribe]

God, I used to love to fight.
There really isnt anything more exhilarating.
Lucky I never got hurt.
Ran with some BAD MFers.

[LoneWolf]

The only mistake that I think tooge made was escalating the situation immediately. The guy was obviously being an asshole and deserved to have this fact spelled out for him. Beginning with "if you'd called me that, I'd be punching your teeth in", leaves no room for anything but a violent encounter. Tooge should have followed the guy to the parking lot and attempted to explain to him that his behavior was unacceptable and will not be tolerated in the future. If the guy still wants to act like Billy Badass and is unwilling to listen to reason, then you give him a beat down in the parking lot.

Then after the beat down you remove the T-tops from your TransAm and blast Whitesnake from the stereo as you drive away. That way the kids still think you're cool.

[Rausch]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

This will not end well...

[KC native]

None lately, but lots of them back in the day. Last guy was some pudgy little Mexican fucker with a D&D tattoo on his back. I stomped the shit out of him. He ran his mouth something fierce, but sadly couldn't back it up.

BTW, it's Saturday morning. Shouldn't you be doing something with your kid instead of arguing with people on the internet? He's upstairs playing with his Barbie dolls right now. As usual.

He already had his game this morning and team party for the end of the year. Try again fatass.

And ROFL at you thinking you've ever stomped me at anything. I get you stammering worse than hootie or clay. You are a stupid son of a bitch.

[RaiderH8r]

It's not a good thing to do but I can see how easy it happens.

I had no idea how many complete assholes were little league coaches and parents.
I coach a young, coach pitch team. I've told 3 coaches and opposing parents to stop jawing at our kids(team) this year. taunting 1-2nd graders? really...I ALWAYS tell kids from other teams the are doing a good job after a nice play, or good hit when they get one. I've reminded them that this is coach pitch youth ball and we're teaching kids to have fun and learn to play ball with sportsmanship....but I'm not letting them get abused by some asshole who thinks he is coaching in the world series.

Last week a parent in another town was standing by the fence at first base, bitching about their own coach to another coach...and to him in front of their kids....and running his mouth at us and our kids. The other coach's crime? Caring more about his team having fun than winning also. Seemed like a good guy.

In the 4-5th inning, he started running his mouth to one of our kids who had just gotten his 2nd hit of the entire year, in our last game. That's when I walked over and quietly said my piece to him. I wouldn't punch someone over a little league game, but I apparently could be talked into it for being a dick to our kids.

If you think coaching is bad with parents....try being a base ump for a tournament.

I guess I have bigger things to get mad about than most of these people.

I used to be a little league ump when I was in college. Just loved the game and enjoyed the experience. I had the direct line to the police dispatcher just in case because brawling adults is the most wrong wrong thing for the kids to see. I did bounce my fair share of coaches and parents. Not a big production to embarass them but quietly and politely told them they were expected to step off the grounds. They could wait in their car but they would not be watching this game or harassing these kids, coaches, and staff any more that day. And if it came to it I would have a unit dispatched to escort them off the field and my credibility was better than theirs.

I always wrapped with, "shut up or make the kids smile. If you can't do that then leave."

I hate people sometimes.

[KC native]

Well, u had to be there . This guy was verbally abusing all the coaches and I told him to leave. He didn't. In fact, he told me and one of the coaches to " fuck off, you leave". All this was in front of the boys. The altercation wasn't. I apologized to the boys and all the parents after the game for having to witness the entire thing. They all clapped and said I did the right thing. Of course, they didn't see the physical part of it in the parking lot.
I'm not ashamed at all. I'm not letting some jackass swear at the coaches in front of the boys.

I've seen people like that and when I officiated, I made a point to eject them so the parents and coaches didn't have to deal with it (I had a 12U tournament team league where I ejected 6 parents and a coach in like 90 seconds one time for starting shit with the other team). Next time go to the umpire and have him eject the fucker. Most leagues have explicit rules stating that type of behavior will not be tolerated. Usually those little leagues also have rules about the number of ejections too. Get the guy thrown out a couple times and let the league administrators handle it.

Like I said, I umped for damn near a decade. I've started coaching again recently and I used to help coach my youngest brother's teams when I was younger too. There are several ways to prevent that shit, and as someone else mentioned you should have left off the punch you in the teeth remark. Also, now that I coach, at the first practice I make a big speech that we are out there for the kids and I will not tolerate berating the kids, other team, or officials. Once the expectation is set, it goes a long way with the other parents policing each other's behavior.

Parents acting like jackasses at little league games is a huge pet peeve of mine. I'm pretty good at shaming those people into stopping that behavior since I've had to deal with it so much. I've had coaches try to fight me when I umped, and I've made them look so dumb that they later come up and apologized.

And 10U is usually the worst age group for that shit. I hated umping for that age group. All the parents think their kids are way better than they are. A lot of them don't know the game at all so it makes it even worse.

[Strongside]

learn how to make a fist
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I was an amateur boxer for 8 years, bro. I can make a fist. Unfortunately fractures happen. Learn how to not be a smug prick.

[KC native]

I used to be a little league ump when I was in college. Just loved the game and enjoyed the experience. I had the direct line to the police dispatcher just in case because brawling adults is the most wrong wrong thing for the kids to see. I did bounce my fair share of coaches and parents. Not a big production to embarass them but quietly and politely told them they were expected to step off the grounds. They could wait in their car but they would not be watching this game or harassing these kids, coaches, and staff any more that day. And if it came to it I would have a unit dispatched to escort them off the field and my credibility was better than theirs.

I always wrapped with, "shut up or make the kids smile. If you can't do that then leave."

I hate people sometimes.

This, I never made a scene out of throwing people out. I just pointed to the parking lot, said "Go to the parking lot. You've got 60 seconds or this game is a forfeit." It usually kills the behavior pretty quickly.

[SAUTO]

I was an amateur boxer for 8 years, bro. I can make a fist. Unfortunately fractures happen. Learn how to not be a smug prick.

Lol
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[Frazod]

This, I never made a scene out of throwing people out. I just pointed to the parking lot, said "Go to the parking lot. I'll be there in a couple of minutes and give you a nice hummer." It usually kills the behavior pretty quickly.

FYP

[KC native]

FYP

Could you be any more lame? Not only are you an insecure racist fatass but you are a homophobe too. #WINNING You're scared of the dark (evidenced by shooting cabinets and kitchen appliances). Are you scared of your shadow as well dumbshit?

[CoMoChief]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

I say who gives a shit if he believes you're sincere or not.

[Frazod]

Could you be any more lame? Not only are you an insecure racist fatass but you are a homophobe too. #WINNING You're scared of the dark (evidenced by shooting cabinets and kitchen appliances). Are you scared of your shadow as well dumbshit?

Bring me a margarita, boy.

[RaiderH8r]

This, I never made a scene out of throwing people out. I just pointed to the parking lot, said "Go to the parking lot. You've got 60 seconds or this game is a forfeit." It usually kills the behavior pretty quickly.

Exactly. The goal is to diffuse the situation and make the environment safe, fun, and a great experience for the kids. Not to swing dicks and act like it is a scene from Road House.

[KC native]

Bring me a margarita, boy.

racist fatass is racist.

Oh, and I'm not hootie.

[Frazod]

racist fatass is racist.

Oh, and I'm not hootie.

I didn't ask for a pizza, boy.

[KC native]

I didn't ask for a pizza, boy.

Also, you mixing up your slurs. Boy is if you're trying to piss off a black dude.

stupid racist is stupid.

[Frazod]

Also, you mixing up your slurs. Boy is is you're trying to piss off a black dude.

stupid racist is stupid.

angry little cunt is cunty

:crybaby:

[KC native]

angry little cunt is cunty

:crybaby:

you can't even do the meme right. You are a worthless poster.

[Frazod]

you can't even do the meme right. You are a worthless poster.

Your girlfriend Hootie thinks so, too. I'm really losing sleep over it.

If I started raging hate at the world through the internet, got some stupid fucking tattoo and found a little kid to smoke dope with, would you approve of me then?

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole is going to have to call his father and let him no he was wrong.

Turns out, Bob Dole isn't the reason we can't have nice things: this guy is.

[QuikSsurfer]

Curse at the guy in front of the kids for being a douche .In font of the kids . Follow that great eexhibition of being a "role model" with a threat of violence. .get into fight. .post about it the next day.

this. and then profit.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Why for defending other coaches? That is the problem- nobody wants to stand up and do anything in these situations.


he instigated the fight with the man AFTER he was leaving with his kid. He waited there, watched the entire exchange, did nothing, said nothing. then once the guy was leaving this dickwad puffed out his chest and told him he'd kick his ass. Then didn't. He's a paper tiger.

And as others stated, any sports league I've been around (even for adults) have a zero tolerance violence policy, and he should be banned if this is true.

[The Bad Guy]

You are lucky you didn't get arrested.

Yeah this.

Take the high road next time. You're coaching 10-year olds who will likely never forget the time their coach choked out some parent.

It really wasn't your fight to fight.

[TribalElder]

Kick his ass seabass

http://priortothesnap.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sea-bass.jpg?w=300&h=227

[Bwana]

Meh bottom line, I wasn't there so I don't know what I would have done for sure. All I know is tooge has always been a solid poster, a good dude and is alright in my book.

[Strongside]

Heading to Sprint Center in about 90 minutes to drink beer and watch grown men kick each other in the face.

[KC native]

Your girlfriend Hootie thinks so, too. I'm really losing sleep over it.

If I started raging hate at the world through the internet, got some stupid fucking tattoo and found a little kid to smoke dope with, would you approve of me then?

Nope. I don't like stupid people. You are fucking stupid.

[KC native]

Meh bottom line, I wasn't there so I don't know what I would have done for sure. All I know is tooge has always been a solid poster, a good dude and is alright in my book.

Good people can make bad decisions. This doesn't make him a bad person.

[Frazod]

Nope. I don't like stupid people. You are fucking stupid.

Darn. And here it is, too late for me to be the half-breed spawn of a Tijuana hooker.

I guess we're just doomed to disagree.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I don't think a CPer has ever lost one of these

[gblowfish]

Tooge, would you choke Ned Yost for me????

[burt]

"sdance". Burt is drunk posting right now

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

[BigRedChief]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?I coached little league baseball for 10 years. I've been called all kinds of names by upset parents. Too many emails letting me know their son is not being given enough respect by hitting higher in the order, needs more playing time etc. There are too many parents living their unfulfilled childhood dreams through their kids or think their kid is the next Pujols.

Competitive or recreational, it happened at both levels. If you can't handle that, or you don't need that shit in your life then don't coach. Because its going to happen.

[MeatRock]

:shrug: Choke the kid next time too?

[Easy 6]

I'd get sober before posting a thread on Chiefsplanet.

This.

I'm sure tooge is just unwinding from a weird event with some stiff drinks, but i expect better from him, he's usually much better.

To the op, calling another one of my coaches a douche or whatever... it would probably have been best to just let it slide and let the asshole go on home with his mortified, incredibly embarrassed son.

[Brock]

I coached little league baseball for 10 years. I've been called all kinds of names by upset parents. Too many emails letting me know their son is not being given enough respect by hitting higher in the order, needs more playing time etc. There are too many parents living their unfulfilled childhood dreams through their kids or think their kid is the next Pujols.

Competitive or recreational, it happened at both levels. If you can't handle that, or you don't need that shit in your life then don't coach. Because its going to happen.

Is there no end to your experienced wisdom?

[Just Passin' By]

Sounds like the guy needed straightening out, so I don't see any real problem here, if he was in your face the way you claim. At that point, it's self defense whether he swings first or not. Never admit to potentially criminal behavior in writing, though, even if you might have a defense to it.

[tooge]

Putting someone in a choke hold is considered a brawl? I find it funny that you said "I'll punch your teeth in" then you end up putting him in a choke hold lol pussy

U didn't want to go to jail. Is that hard for u to understand? Sounds odd when a chubby doughboy calls me a pussy. Ok.

[tooge]

Was it a league game?

It was a league game. Update: deuche dad didn't come to our game today and neither did his son. Parents were thrilled.

[BigRedChief]

It was a league game. Update: deuche dad didn't come to our game today and neither did his son. Parents were thrilled.ROFL

[tooge]

Meh bottom line, I wasn't there so I don't know what I would have done for sure. All I know is tooge has always been a solid poster, a good dude and is alright in my book.

Thanks bro. Truth is, life happens in real time, and if I could do it again, I'd have simply told him he ought to just leave the park. Hindsight is wonderful. Life lesson learned.

This isn't the first incident with this parent, so throw that in and my trigger was a bit quick anyhow.

[Molitoth]

Way to set an example for children stooge.

Hopefully the children learned a good lesson.

* Don't talk shit or you get knocked out.

This world would be a better place if people would just stfu and quit acting tough.

[Just Passin' By]

Way to set an example for children stooge.

Does your vagina ever stop bleeding?

[Bambi]

I never read anything positive about youth sports nowadays. Why are parents so obsessive and weird about your kids playing baseball? None of them are ever going to make it anyway.

Just have fun.

[KevB]

I never read anything positive about youth sports nowadays. Why are parents so obsessive and weird about your kids playing baseball? None of them are ever going to make it anyway.

Just have fun.

I've been both a coach and a parent/fan. My perspective is : if you don't like how the coach handles things, get your own team and coach your kid. Put all the time in for practices/games/administration of schedules/dealing with parents and then get upset. Until then, appreciate that someone cares enough to spend time with your kid.

[Titty Meat]

U didn't want to go to jail. Is that hard for u to understand? Sounds odd when a chubby doughboy calls me a pussy. Ok.

You can still go to jail for putting somebody is a chokehold moron

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I never read anything positive about youth sports nowadays. Why are parents so obsessive and weird about your kids playing baseball? None of them are ever going to make it anyway.

Just have fun.

It's not just baseball. Parents want to live vicariously through their children. It's desperate and pathetic. I've helped out with a few junior golf tournaments, and the wailing and gnashing of teeth over a few fucked up golf shots by 12 year olds is appalling.

[Titty Meat]

Does your vagina ever stop bleeding?

The more honest question is does anyone take you seriously?

[alanm]

Fighting at a little league game in front of the kids is cool as shit. Did you take the T-tops off of your TransAm and blast some Whitesnake as you drove away?Just to let you know I hacked up a lougy laughing. Thank you.

[alanm]

back when I was a kid it would have been cool for a coach to kick someone's ass

Nowadays America has been transformed by a massive pussification

lol George carlin did a bit on the pussification of

sometimes people need to be put in line. Other times it's better to drink it off

lol
http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/silence-of-lambs-wine1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1369957407715I blame women. ;)

[Just Passin' By]

The more honest question is does anyone take you seriously?

Ok.

Does anyone take you seriously?

[KC native]

Ok.

Does anyone take you seriously?

Is that a serious question?

[Sassy Squatch]

Ok.

Does anyone take you seriously?
You should make a poll.

[Bambi]

It's not just baseball. Parents want to live vicariously through their children. It's desperate and pathetic. I've helped out with a few junior golf tournaments, and the wailing and gnashing of teeth over a few ****ed up golf shots by 12 year olds is appalling.

I'm assuming pretty much everyone here played little league. Bad calls by umps happened every game. It's freaking junior high and elementary kids..who do you expect is out there calling the games?

And after a bad call was made EVERYONE knew the call was wrong. Coaches, players (on both teams), and parents in the stands. That was part of the learning experience. Knowing that not everytime in life things turn out the way you want them or even fairly. These dads that curse and attack referees, other parents, and other kids are setting such a horrible example for their kids. Most of the kids of these psychos know it too. But what can they do?

Nothing will ever be as bad as this though,

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[Titty Meat]

Ok.

Does anyone take you seriously?

I would ask if you are hitting on me but your avatar tells a different story #creepstatus

[TLO]

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Those sneaky Ninjas! They pop out nowhere with those crazy ninja fighting skills.

[Dave Lane]

I never read anything positive about youth sports nowadays. Why are parents so obsessive and weird about your kids playing baseball? None of them are ever going to make it anyway.

Just have fun.

And it's. Always something like my kid doesn't get enough playing time.

If he didn't suck he would get a ton of playing time. Guess what he sucks.

[Cannibal]

Is there no end to your experienced wisdom?

He's done it all!

[Fish]

Did you guys hear about tooge stabbing that guy? That's what I heard.

[BigRedChief]

It's not just baseball. Parents want to live vicariously through their children. It's desperate and pathetic. I've helped out with a few junior golf tournaments, and the wailing and gnashing of teeth over a few fucked up golf shots by 12 year olds is appalling.It's sad, but true.

[Buehler445]

Did you guys hear about tooge stabbing that guy? That's what I heard.

Really? I'm here for the titties.

[Dave Lane]

Those sneaky Ninjas! They pop out nowhere with those crazy ninja fighting skills.

That was an excellent form tackle on the ump. Great follow through and really drove him into the ground we need to sign this guy

[Coach]

It's a problem that parents expect to see their kid playing time whereas the kid is not committed to the cause or wanting to get better, yet the kid complains to his parents and the parent goes against the coach, and complain about the lack of playing time.

I know that I coach, but even if I was not a coach, if my kid complained about lack of playing time, I would ask my kid instead of the coach "Well, what are you doing to fix it? Are you hitting baseballs on your free time? Or are you running/jogging to build up your stamina? etc. etc." The coaches are only having your kid for almost 2-3 hours a day on a certain sport, and 8 hours for school. It's UP to the parents to find a way to HELP their kid get better, not bitch at the coach.

[allen_kcCard]

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?


I would tell him nevermind, you weren't really sincere anyhow because he deserved it, and he should be thanking you that he still has his teeth, as you started he would forfeit. You didn't come get in his face, you just got him out of yours. He could claim battery I guess, be he assaulted you first with his threatening actions.

[Earthling]

The last brawl I was in was some years back and this brought up all those memories. Outside a bar in Wichita. Wrong place, wrong time. Nine against two. Things were said and shortly escalated with no way out except to fight. After a lengthy and brutal, bloody, fight we were victorious.

Afterwards we decided that those two dudes were the toughest we had ever seen...;)

[RNR]

Is there no end to your experienced wisdom?

LMAO BRC is the biggest phony on this site~

[RNR]

Then after the beat down you remove the T-tops from your TransAm and blast Whitesnake from the stereo as you drive away. That way the kids still think you're cool.

Tooge seems like a good guy to me...that said this is laugh out loud funny smack~

[Chiefshrink]

Tooge, you don't need to apologize to any of the parents because my guess is you did what they really wanted to do as well for a long time. Next time though use your words more 'piercingly to the heart' that is far more effective than curse words or actual physical contact. Example, "I can't imagine what it's like behind closed doors for your son and your family now knowing that you can act this way embarrassing them and especially your son in public like this." Where's the positive dad/husband role model leadership here ?:rolleyes:

At that point, he either tells you to 'f' off and walk away thus thinking about what you said, OR he physically assaults you first then you can justify your 'choke hold':D


Soft spoken sober words turn away wrath and demand an honest self-assessment of personal character or lack thereof, most of the time.

But I get it, Tooge, watching 'bullies' get away with it time and time again with no repercussion and embarrassing all involved and those around watching gets very old.:shake:

If there is any apology to be given, it might be to his son and family who saw you do this in front of them. That's hard to see and I realize you didn't mean to make him look small in front of them. Just a thought.

[tooge]

Solid advice. As I stated, I'd do it differently if it happened again.

[RaiderH8r]

Solid advice. As I stated, I'd do it differently if it happened again.

There ya go.

/end thread

[BigCatDaddy]

You should have punched his teeth in like you threatened. Then you should have apologized and offered to fix them free of charge. Once he was under snap some photos of your dick in his mouth and post them to his Facebook timeline. That's much better than a tap out via rear naked choke.

[Stanley Nickels]

Here's what I don't get:
1) You said the dad took his boy and left, but then comes back-- back where? Did it happen in the parking lot, or at the field? Either way, it seems like it would've happened in front of a kid (his son) or a number of kids (the players).
2) You said he kept saying "hit me", and you wouldn't, so you put him in a choke hold. If you were having a face-to-face altercation with no physical interchange, how did you manage to get behind him?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, IF THE CHOKE DOES NOT FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT!

[Omaha]

Ever wonder why there are so many people who act like this in public? Whether they're screaming at a coach, or cutting in line, or shoving their way through a crowd, or doing a hundred other shitty things? Because nobody ever calls them on it. Let the loudmouth asshole bully and bluster, because standing up to him is wrong - there's a great lesson to teach your kids.

The only thing tooge did wrong was to apologize to the one who sucks the penis later. He didn't hit him, he didn't hurt him. What he did was teach the prick a lesson about not acting like a douche in public. Good for him.

Seems like a lot of the ladies here got offended by that. Maybe you should all run out and get yourselves a new skirt. :shake:

Not this. Not this at all.

says the fatass who compensates for being a pussy by buying more guns.

Fighting at a little league game under any circumstances is bullshit.

This.

The fucking guy was leaving and the tantrum was over. An appropriate response would be to let the guy know that, while his son is welcome to play out the rest of the season, he has lost the privilege of attending games as he cannot conduct himself properly in public. Then the coaches could explain to the rest of the children after the game that behavior like that is ann embarrassment, is unacceptable, and will not be tolerated.

As it stands, Tooge and the other guy should both be banned from future games for their behavior. Frazod should also be banned for having such a stupid opinion and being a poor example of acceptable body composition for these young, aspiring athletes.

[Omaha]

Thanks bro. Truth is, life happens in real time, and if I could do it again, I'd have simply told him he ought to just leave the park. Hindsight is wonderful. Life lesson learned.

This isn't the first incident with this parent, so throw that in and my trigger was a bit quick anyhow.

This is more what I expected to see from Tooge.

[loochy]

If there is any apology to be given, it might be to his son and family who saw you do this in front of them. That's hard to see and I realize you didn't mean to make him look small in front of them. Just a thought.

Wasn't that the whole point?

[Rain Man]

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

[Omaha]

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

If that's not the official definition it needs to be.

[BlackHelicopters]

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?


Looks good. Congrats.

[loochy]

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[Frazod]

Not this. Not this at all.



This.

The fucking guy was leaving and the tantrum was over. An appropriate response would be to let the guy know that, while his son is welcome to play out the rest of the season, he has lost the privilege of attending games as he cannot conduct himself properly in public. Then the coaches could explain to the rest of the children after the game that behavior like that is ann embarrassment, is unacceptable, and will not be tolerated.

As it stands, Tooge and the other guy should both be banned from future games for their behavior. Frazod should also be banned for having such a stupid opinion and being a poor example of acceptable body composition for these young, aspiring athletes.

And you should be banned for being a giant vagina who only finds women attractive if they're built like 8-year-old boys.

I'm sure your bitch ass runs away from everything. The good news is, it sounds like you run pretty fast. LMAO

[Easy 6]

Did you guys hear about tooge stabbing that guy? That's what I heard.

You only got half the story, i hear him and some bearded muslim took the guy behind the bleachers and beheaded him with a dull pocketknife.

[tooge]

You only got half the story, i hear him and some bearded muslim took the guy behind the bleachers and beheaded him with a dull pocketknife.

psst, it was one of those clear plastic knives that you see at picnics. I think it was clear, or white. I don't really remember. That second bottle of Jack Daniels blurred my recollection a bit. Also, I think I dismembered him after beheading him. I found a foot in the back of my truck. The shoe on it was pretty douchy, so it was probably his foot. Either way, I'm staying away from the whiskey for a few days.

[MOhillbilly]

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

Eye gouges and ear biting are also acceptable.

I would also allow ice picks.

[seclark]

Eye gouges and ear biting are also acceptable.

I would also allow ice picks.

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[MOhillbilly]

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Pennies fit better imo and are cheaper.

Spiked rings should also be permitted.

[Rain Man]

Eye gouges and ear biting are also acceptable.

I would also allow ice picks.

I think ice picks fall into the "improvised weapons" category, so this is good.

[MOhillbilly]

I think ice picks fall into the "improvised weapons" category, so this is good.

Steal toe boots?

Belt buckles?

[Rain Man]

Steal toe boots?

Belt buckles?

All good. I think they're allowed in a brawl since their designed use isn't as a weapon. Cigarettes, ball point pens, saliva, and snow globes are allowable, too.

However, I think ball point pens should not be allowed in melee. Brawl, yes. Melee, no.

[blaise]

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

I think the brawl itself must be unplanned, as well. If planned or organized it then falls into the Rumble category.

[Aries Walker]

I was going to post YouTubes of the scenes from West Side Story and Green Street Hooligans, but by that definition, they're not brawls because they were both planned. Drat.

I'm not too sure about the 'More Than Two Teams' limitation. That would outlaw most of The Warriors, which really should qualify.

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

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Awesome. Break some coffeetables and post a video.

[Nightfyre]

I think the brawl itself must be unplanned, as well. If planned or organized it then falls into the Rumble category.

Good post. +1

[Chiefnj2]

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

Someone has to be wearing a wife-beater.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

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How awesome would it be if we all posted as wrestlers again?

[BigCatDaddy]

How awesome would it be if we all posted as wrestlers again?

Not very.

[Chiefnj2]

Tooge,

If you are an assistant coach of the team you should know the parents, the parents should know you, and you should be able to speak to them in an adult manner.

[loochy]

How awesome would it be if we all posted as wrestlers again?

Not very.

Very.

[Predarat]

Retract your apology and tell him to DIAFAT

[loochy]

Retract your apology and tell him to DIAFAT

What's the extra AT?

[Frazod]

What's the extra AT?

AIDS TREE, moran. :harumph:

[loochy]

AIDS TREE, moran. :harumph:

i thought that, but it doesn't make sense

the dude needs to Die In A Fire Aids Tree?

maybe Die Under A Firey Aids Tree makes sense

or maybe Die From A Firey Aids Tree

but not IN the aids tree, because why would someone climb an aids tree?

[raybec 4]

i thought that, but it doesn't make sense

the dude needs to Die In A Fire Aids Tree?

maybe Die Under A Firey Aids Tree makes sense

or maybe Die From A Firey Aids Tree

but not IN the aids tree, because why would someone climb an aids tree?

Because the AIDS tree is flaming, of course

[Rausch]

How awesome would it be if we all posted as wrestlers again?

It'd be just as lame as it was last time...

[TLO]

Ah yes, you WERE the one who got into a "brawl" at a little league game.

LMAO

[In58men]

ROFL

[-King-]

"building up biz" still makes me laugh.
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[Pasta Little Brioni]

CP wrasslers!!!!

[Ace Gunner]

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[Archie F. Swin]

do you drink in front of the children?

[Simply Red]

weird bump

[Omaha]

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What is happening in this?

[seclark]

What is happening in this?

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[Rausch]

do you drink in front of the children?

He's exposing them to baseball...